#feeling like. mf pandora rn

[itsmiyamore]

......im gonna kill myself

"i'm sorry tobio, i'm feeling really tired right now. can that wait until tomorrow?"

"...okay."

[y0url0verb0y]

Evan Rosier Headcanons Pt. 1

Appearance/Physical

Evan is light-skinned half-Argentinian half French

He's got heterochromia (right eye pale blue, left eye jade green)

His hair is a natural light blond and it's probably a mix of 3A and 2C

I like Trans Masc Evan especially if he's twins with Trans Femme Pandora but I think we're rlly sleeping on intersex Ev. (Cis Evan works great too. Depends on the context for me for any gender Identity.)

He's got so, so many freckles. Barty likes to trace them with his tongue.

He has broad shoulders and a naturally slim waist, and he used to be super insecure about it (especially when ppl would call him a girl for having a slimmer waist) that he took to baggier clothes. But do not get me wrong he never showed his insecurity to anyone (minus panda) anyone who made fun of him was hexed, if not by him then by Barty or Reg.

I don't think he's exactly short, probably around 5"9 - 5"11 depending on the context, but next to (my) Barty literally anyone looks like an ant sooOOoOoOoOOoO.

He has long lashes, Mary is jealous when she finds out and he tells her she can have them.

Pandora accidentally charmed his hair ginger once and he kept it for like a month because he didn't want her to feel bad and he insisted he loved it. (Barty sure liked it, but he was glad to see blond Ev back when the time came.)

Evan has a phatty and it jiggles when he walks fucking fite me....(Barty sure appreciates it. Especially since his ass is all bones flat mf.)

his aesthetic falls on like a mix of skater boi and dark academia

He's got Barty's name tatted on his lower back (and snakes on his hips), and you'd think Barty would want to brag about it but no. Barty is the only one who sees it and the only one who knows.

He and Panda have matching tattoos. (Idk what tho so tell me what you think)

He wears silver jewelry only

that's all I've got rn, lmk if you've got any more :]

[delusional-mishaps]

in honour of today being my birthday, here's some headcanons how some of my boys would react to it being ur bday 😈😈😈 mostly self indulgent trash but!! That’s what thus blog is for 😋

Arbiter (Undertale Sans):

He sends u a link to a video that you’re lead to believe is some silly “happy birthday!” video he found for you but he totally rick rolls you

He’ll claim that since it’s ur bday you should get a lazy day so he’ll rent a movie old-style and make popcorn and that’s it that’s the day

“fine i guess we can go out and see everyone else if that’s what you really want to do,,,,”

He acts all reluctant but he’s been dropping hints about actually going out. The movie was a ruse!! He had to distract you while your friends set up a surprise party for you!

S ometime during your surprise party someone off-handledly mentions that Arbiter is the one who planned most/all of it

Give your skele a little thank you kiss <33 it’ll get him flushed and who wouldn’t want to see a cute blushing skeleton on their bday?

Toriel probably made u a cake but Arbiter is the one who told her what to make/how to make it. Or if u don’t like cake maybe she,??? Made u smth else??? Whatever it is, Arbiter told her to make it cuz he knows you like it 💀

Special birthday sleepover question mark? Absolutely.

Firefly (Underswap Sans):

“Hello my love I hope you have the best day ever today I love you Happy Birthday see you later” is what you wake up to

Then you’re spammed by Happy Birthday because he found out about the balloons that will appear on his screen when he texts that and he’s amazed

You don’t see him for a good few hours but he’ll text you every so often, wishing you happy birthday again every time, as well as telling you how much he loves you

It’s no surprise he arranged a surprise party for you. I mean, the party was a surprise but you knew him to be the type to do such a thing. Also, the fact it wasn’t much of a surprise cuz his brother accidentally spilled the beans a week in advance. You still didn’t expect how extravagant he made the party.

Breathtaking!!1!! It’s like every teen girl’s dream 16th birthday. In other words, it’s massive and expensive. Why he had to rent out a whole restaurant you’ll never know. But boy it makes you feel special!

There’s a huge table with so many gifts and you think everyone you’ve ever met is somewhere within the building. Of course, he made a big deal out of something so silly, something so otherwise mundane.

He’ll say something cheesy about hoping to see the rest of your birthdays with you, watching you grow old and wrinkly and he reassured you he’d love you no matter how wrinkly you got because he loves you for you and not your looks <333

Sorry I’m feeling sappy rn I had to witnesses my friends displays of love. Anyway he loves you sososoososo much and at the end of the day he wants you to know that <33

Pandora (Outertale Papyrus):

He’ll be with you when you wake up holding a steaming tray with your favourite breakfast foods and/or drinks. He wants to make the most of the day, and the best way is with a nutritional yet yummy breakfast! C’mon now, eat up, you’ve got quite the day ahead of you!

Mf will SPOIL you. Like sugar baby level spoiled. You even GLANCE at anything and he’s getting it for you. He doesn’t care because, “TODAY IS YOUR DAY, MY LOVE! I WANT YOU TO FEEL AND LOOK YOUR BEST!”

He’s a sappy romantic what can I say. He’ll dress you up nice and pretty then take you to some fancy schmancy place just the two of you to enjoy together <33

Expensive restaurant he had to book months in advance? Yea he’s taking you there. Some little novelty shop that caught his eye? Well,,, only if you also want to take a look around,,,

He gets bashful asking for stuff on your birthday because isn’t it your day??? The day dedicated to you???

You’ll have to explain that your birthday isn’t really a holiday, or an extremely special day, it’s just the day you were born however many years ago and that no, you don’t need to treat me especially today, no that’s not how human customs work, no you don’t need to apologize. It’s sweet. He’s cute acting like a doting husband

He’ll still continue to spoil you throughout the day though. If you’re not against it, why not allow him to indulge you?

Of course, he whipped up a cake or other treats, the night before, fully decorated. Probably one of the best things you’ve ever tasted in your entire life. Ever.

Delusion (Error):

“no i dont get your silly little human rituals. no i dont care to partake in them. leave me alone.”

Ok Mr. Grumpy,,, jk he just woke up call him again in like an hour and he’ll pop over to see you. As long as whatever party you were talking about doesn’t have too many people squints at you

In all honesty, he knew about your birthday far in advance and had something special he made for you hidden away for so long so he could give it to you on your special day <33

You can use your imagination for what it was. A personalized gift from them to you. As long as you like it, he’s happy :O) <33

He’d prefer if the day were just spent with you two, but if you have plans, or your friends set something up—well, he can’t really make you not go. He’ll accompany you but will mostly keep his distance from others. They don’t want to crash or get over-stimmed on your birthday. They don’t want you worrying over them. :O)

He’s kinda a sap too. Tbh everyone is but Del especially. He likes to remind you throughout the day that he loves you a lot and that you mean worlds to him. And he admits that sometimes he feels guilty about his phobia and you end up having to comfort him but... What better gift than someone usually so guarded being vulnerable for once, right? It’s kinda cute and sappy and maybe a little bit cheesy but that’s all I know sorry 😋

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ʸᵉᵃʰ ᶜᵃⁿ ⁱ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵘʰʰʰʰ questions 1-100?

LETS GO 

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? -Spotify with a hint of Soundcloud

is your room messy or clean?-Messy AF

what color are your eyes?-Dark brown(?)

do you like your name? why?-Nope

what is your relationship status? -Uh

describe your personality in 3 words or less-Introverted³

what color hair do you have?-This weird and awful brown-black mixture bc hair dye

what kind of car do you drive? color?-I don’t drive smh

where do you shop?-I don’t shop all that much but I’ve been really digging urban outfitters(?)

how would you describe your style?-People say I look like I walked out of a hot topic but I beg to differ

favorite social media account-Facebook? I use it the most often tbh so

what size bed do you have?-Twin I think

any siblings?-Only child bois

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?-Mmmmmmmmmmmm new york maybe? I love city life tbh

favorite snapchat filter?-I don’t use snapchat nomo but probs the faceswap thing LOL

favorite makeup brand(s)-I don’t do makeup lol too much effort and money i’d rather sleep

how many times a week do you shower?-depends how lazy I am

favorite tv show?-There’s too many but one of my faves is archer?

shoe size?-5.5-6

how tall are you?-5″2/5″3ish?

sandals or sneakers?-Sneakers sneakers sneakers

do you go to the gym?-nOPE

describe your dream date-Creme bruleeeeeeeeeeeee

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?-$5 ish

what color socks are you wearing?-White rn :c

how many pillows do you sleep with?-2

do you have a job? what do you do?-Unemployed asf

how many friends do you have?-Not a whole lot but I do treasure the ones I have v dearly

whats the worst thing you have ever done?-We don’t talk about this

whats your favorite candle scent?-I really liked this one that I saw a while ago called sea salt and driftwood ahh

3 favorite boy names-I don’t really have faves tbh

3 favorite girl names-Same for this too

favorite actor?-I live under a rock sorry

favorite actress?-Still live under a rock

who is your celebrity crush?-MmMmm bRendon uRie an d damon allbran

favorite movie?-Idk I don’t watch a whole lot of movies tbh

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?-Nope hated reading ever since I was little LOL

money or brains?-Brains but money on the side is a plus $$$

do you have a nickname? what is it?-I don’t think I do tbh

how many times have you been to the hospital?-Quite a few tbh, probably over 10? Just bc of surgery, checkups and food poisoning yikes

top 10 favorite songs-Rn they’re The way you used to do, Duetz, It’s that talk again, House of memories, Collar full, Lone digger, Starboy, Gasoline, Big fish.

do you take any medications daily?-Nope

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)-Dry as a mf

what is your biggest fear?-Spiders possibly

how many kids do you want?-None tbh

whats your go to hair style?-What

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)-Small(?)

who is your role model?-Idk if I even have one

what was the last compliment you received?-Uhh I don’t remember I have horrible memory

what was the last text you sent?-“Boos sheltur”

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?-Memory loss sorry

what is your dream car?-The one that looks like the stylo tbh

opinion on smoking?-Eh

do you go to college?-Not yet but hopefully soon?

what is your dream job?-

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?

do you have freckles?-Yep, not a whole lot tho

do you smile for pictures?-I try to :c

how many pictures do you have on your phone?-Over 4k apparently 

have you ever peed in the woods?

do you still watch cartoons?-Yeeboii

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?-MCDSMCDSMCDS

Favorite dipping sauce?-Sweet and sour

what do you wear to bed?-The shirt i’ve been wearing all day and my sweatpants

have you ever won a spelling bee?-No but my teachers forced me to participate in them

what are your hobbies?-Drawing, sleeping, eating

can you draw?-I’d like to think I can sometimes

do you play an instrument?-I’m trying to learn how to play the guitar so I hope that counts as something

what was the last concert you saw?-Eyyyy gorillazzz

tea or coffee?-Both

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?-We only got Starbucks here

do you want to get married?-Yessss

what is your crush’s first and last initial?-BF ayyy literally boyfriend material

are you going to change your last name when you get married?-Yeah why not

what color looks best on you?-Black

do you miss anyone right now?-My man and my girl

do you sleep with your door open or closed?-Open

do you believe in ghosts?-Nahh

what is your biggest pet peeve?-Rude people

last person you called`-You

favorite ice cream flavor?-Cookies and cream I think, that or mango

regular oreos or golden oreos?-Both

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?-Both

what shirt are you wearing?-A plain grey t-shirt

what is your phone background?-Kirby

are you outgoing or shy?-Shy I guess?

do you like it when people play with your hair?-Yesyesyes it feels sO GOOD

do you like your neighbors?-I don’t know my neighbors so

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?-Yes both at morning and night

have you ever been high?-Nopee

have you ever been drunk?-Nope but one day man, one day

last thing you ate?-A banana

favorite lyrics right now-”Bitch you thirsty please grab a sprite” - Norf Norf (LMAO)

summer or winter?-How about neither bc we only have those in Canada gross

day or night?-Night

dark, milk, or white chocolate?-Milk

favorite month?-OCTOBERRRR

what is your zodiac sign-Scorpio, don’t trust us mfs

who was the last person you cried in front of?-Myboy