#feel like shit just want the pakistan cricket team to come back

[killeroos]

collision...

[storm-alert]

smell, shave, ruffle: a) ahmed shahzad, shahid afridi, mohammed amir. b) george bailey, pat cummins, mitchell starc c) trent boult, tim southee, matt henry

a) smell - Afridi because mans is so perfectly groomed and smells nice and I know this for a fact

shave - amir ALWAYS!!! what is that thing on his face ugh I love him but he really shouldn’t grow facial hair. Also his hair; he gets the weirdest haircuts! I want to shave it all off and let him grow it back properly and give it a proper cut. Not that I can cut hair. But I’m sure I’ll do a better job than his barber

ruffle - ahmed shehzad who will probably hate me after it because he loves his hair but my son has been through a lot and most of the nation hates him most of the time (until he comes through and surprises us all) and, even as one of those people who routinely criticizes him, I do think we should cut him some slack. this is kind of an apology post for all the shit I’ve given him for the past year because I feel bad. He basically saved our asses from completely embarrasing ourselves on this NZ tour

b) ahhh how did you pick the cutest, most endearing players from the Aussie cricketers

smell - pat because he always looks so clean and I bet he smells good. also will take any excuse to be close to the love of my life

shave - ugh starc always what is that on his face? I’m sure he looks much better without that facial hair

ruffle - George Bailey always! he is the most adorable and the NICEST cricketer ever and my permanent reaction to seeing george playing cricket or being interviewed or just existing really, is to want to ruffle him

IT DELETED MY 3RD ONE WHERE I HAD A LITTLE RANT ABOUT SOULT AND A LITTLE DEBATE OF SOULT VS WOAKES/TRENT @maythefoursbewithyou, never fear I’m rewriting it right now!

c) smell - going to give Matt this even though I really really want to ruffle him as well but he seems like a clean, good boy who showers everyday and all of that (my impression of him might be heavily influenced by your fic) so I’m sure he smells nice and fresh

shave - Tim. I’d shave his head which would definitely deduct attractiveness points on his scale so then Trent can have a good excuse to run into Woakesy’s open arms. The IPL /is/ fast approaching after all. Not that I’m insinuating that Trent’s main attraction to Tim lies in his looks (I am). Unfortunately, my sources tell me that Trent and Woakesy aren’t in the same IPL team this year which puts a bit of a damper into my plans and they also tell me that Tim will be on the same team as Woakesy. Which will be interesting. Jealous Tim might rise *grabs popcorn* AND if his head is shaved it’ll be even funnier to watch *grabs more popcorn*

ruffle - I had a mini freak out trying to decide who I’d rather ruffle, Matt or Trent but I decided on Trent finally. After his hair’s beautiful display during the first ODI against Pakistan (at the basin reserve I think) I have wanted to touch that flying, swooping, beautiful creation. Even in my sleep deprived state I was able to appreciate it back then and then he went ahead and cut it. Smh. Hopefully when my time to ruffle him comes, it’ll have grown back. Also I bet he’d smile if I ruffled him and he has the cutest smile ever so any excuse to see that!