#feel like im going insane helpppp

[slightly-depressed-sloth]

The temptation I feel to flesh out a group of characters whose faces you don't even see and who have been in a single episode

[i-am-a-hog]

Quote in my brain. I cant place it. WHO says Oh aches and pains y'know.. aches and pains

[miyaheestar]

live reaction to the pack wedding audio

KISS SJSGJS DAVID KISS HAIII HAI DAVID 🥺🥺🥺

"i just want a little time with you today, before everything goes crazy" MSHSMHDMSHSM IM GONNA GO INSANE

IM GOING INSANE IM IM GOING IM INSANE IM ACTUALLY DGINGSJSYSISGSKGAJA

"how are you feeling?" NOT GOOD MY BODY TEMPERATURE IS HIGH IM GOING INSANE FYM YOU TOO

"WE MADE IT" WHAT IF I DONT MADE IT WHAF IF I CRY WHAT IF YOU DIE DO NAWT SAY YOU LOVE ME I WILL CRY DAVID SHAW I WILL ACTUALLY CRY SO HARD

"WE'RE GETTING MARRIED TODAY"HE SOUNDS SO FUCKING HAPPY AND SOFT IM ACTUALLY CRYING IM NOT NAWT OKAY IM NOT PLS DONT DO THIS TO ME PLS

"beautiful" i haven't showered and i didn't sleep and it's 7 am in the morning are you blind

"you are. especially first thing in the morning. still all sleepy and cuddly and relaxed. im the luckiest man in the world to get to see it everyday.. for the rest of my life" do you want me to die?

MGSMSGSMSHSM I WANNA CRY SEND HELP SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOSBSOSBSOSBSOSJSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOWIS

pls i will actually cry

"you fucking menace" IM YOUR MENACE HAH

KISS

ASHER ASHER ASHER ASHER ASHER ASHER ASHWR ASHWR ASHERA AHEEDHA ASHER AHSER ASHW AAGE

oh he eepy baby 🥺

good morning asher 🥺

"oh my god it's actually today holy shit it's actually happening" HE'S LIKE ME FOR REAL FOR REAL

"when did you wake up" you think i sleep?

WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH SEXY?? AYO I KNOW I AM SEXY

"IM GONNA BE YOUR HUSBAND" WHAT IF I CRY WHAT IF I CRY WHA IF I ACTUALLY LOSE IT THEN WHST IF I DIE WHAT IF YOU DIE OH GOD DON'T DIE ASHER PLEASE

IM TEARING UP DONT DO THIS TO ME

ASHER I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WHY YOU'RE NOT REAL

"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABE" I SAID IT FIRST SO THAT MEANS I LOVE YOU MORE

DAMN RIGHT ASHER DAMN RIGHTTTTT

"about the person who matters to me more than anything else in the whole damn world" STOP STOP THIS OFFICER OFFICER A WEREWOLF TRYNNA SEDUCE ME HE TRYNNA SEDUCE ME SIR I WILL DIE SIR IM BEING SEDUCED

okay scene change

SAM AND ASHER AUGSUAGUAGUAGUAGAUFAUAGAHHUFAHHHH

"mate pairs shouldn't see each other in the morning" DAMN RIGHT SO TRUE HEWL YEAHHH

MILOOOOOO MY BIG.. um SMALL BIG BOY

"grouchy grandpa" HELPPPP "now don't you start." HELLAGSISGSKSG HAHAHAHAHA

"oh my mistake" YOU'RE SO SASSY

... ITS JUST SILENCE HELPP IM CRYING

ERIK PLEASE HAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO 😭😭😭

ERIK BODOH LAH KAU NI 😭😭😭😭

HELP PLEASE ENOUGH SILENCE PLS THIS IS WAY TOO FUNNY I'LL THROW UP

IM CRYING

STOP THIS

IT'S TOO LONG STOP THE SILENCE ERIK I WILL EAT YOUR HAIR AND YOU'LL BE BALD

ERIK

LMAO MILO NOT THE WARNING

CHRISSY

"are you trying to look like you got married in wind tunnel" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HELPPP MILO PLEASE

"im fine.. i-im not" ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO

aww grandpa sam 🥺🥺🥺

AWWW DAVID HELPING ASHER

"david, can i ask you something?"

STOP STIP SRSOSO STIP SFOP STOP BITCH STOP I WIWLL CRY

"well i did" DO YOU WABT ME TO KILL EVERYONE THEN MYSELF

im not okag im not ojay im not okay I AM NOT OKAY

i cant do this I'll actually pass out

i cant

im hypervinelantagwtbf

"my dad-" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP DAVID SHAW SHUT UP

"i picked you because you're the one person i trust more than anyone else. you made me feel safe." I WILL ACTUALLY LOSE IT

I WILL LOSE IT

I WILL NO

I WIGSKSGWK

I AM GONNA CRY

"i was a decent alpha but i wasn't a very good friend" so you want me to kill myself

i am genuinely gonna cry

THEY'RE HUGGING IM GONNA CRYYYYYYY IN GONANNAHSGSISFWKSFISV IM NOT OKAY

"ash euw" I LOVE THAT

MILO DO NAWT HURT MA MAN I WILL EAT YOUR REMAINING HEIGHT

MILO SPEECH

"how much does it pay" BOSGSISGSJGAHAGAGAGAGAHAHAGAHA STAPH

what if i jump

i will jump

i won't

i will

i wont

I WILL SOB I WILL WIBSUSVWKSGSJ STOPAHSGSOGSOSGS

IM GETTING MARRIED YALL

IM IM IM IM

IM GONNA GET MARRIED

it sounds like asher and david getting married LMAO

"um" classic opening

asher if you cry YOU BETTER BE CRYING okay he's gonna cry

what if asher dies after his vows

I WILL BE A WIDOW OH GOD

"i love you" IM GONNA KILL MYSELF AND EAT ERIK'S HAIR

so it's just silence and giggles for babe's speech

got it

it's okay i love asher's giggles

"angel" I WILL JUMP BRO

I WILL

I WILL

I WONT IM SCARED OF HEIGHTS

david please cry

PLEASE CRY

GO FULL ON SOBBING

why guy is not angel's brother

HE'S CRYING YALL CHEERS

CHEERS

and he's laughing too

BUT HE'S CRYING YEAYYYYY

LMAO MILO HAHAHAHAGAHA PLEASEEEE

IT SOUNDS LIKE ASHER AND DAVID KISSING WOAH

... I NEED MORE

ERIK ERIK ERIKSON

[biggyciggy]

yall i need helpppp.

so i read this post on here awhile back on a different account and i was new to tumblr so i wasnt aware that reblogging posts was somthing people do on here so now i can't find it.

the post was an elvis x older!reader (im not sure if it was actually tagged like that) and it might've been austin!elvis but im also not entirely sure; thats just how i read it. anyways, so elvis and his family just moved in next door to readers apartment complex and reader was like milfing all the way like really milfy and elvis was lowkey a lot younger.

he would come over and fix her fernace or something a lot because he had a crush on her and she'd make him food nd things. at one point elvis came in with that cute little pink suit and reader was like "damnnnn."

Eventually they got around to having sex but reader was like "oh, im not sure though. youre just boy" (also she would repetedly call him a boy throughout the fic and elvis would get embarassed) and he'd be like "im a man" and she'd just laugh. she'd laugh up until elvis starts crying (i think??) and is all like "i am a man, im not a boy) and she'd feel bad and all that jazz.

also, there was this one specific moment where elvis would come into her place and give her a hug and be able to smell the parfum on her and he'd think about her getting out of the shower and putting it on.

anywayssssss, ive been feening over this for so long and i can't believe i didn't like it or reblog or nothin. its a great fic and im going insane, thank yewwwww

[mwagneto]

oh my fucking shit I just saw someone commenting that they hated the kiss bc it was "neil giving in to the fans" and how the relationship between Crowley and Aziraphale was perfect in S1. Im perplexed. Im. what.?? are this people real?? I feel like im going INSANE

HELPPPP no yeah that's an extremely common homophobic take, the whole idea is that they should just be friends or ambiguous at most coz making them gay men ruins it😭 absolutely fascinating to see christian conservatives and tumblr tenderqueers having the same take

[dcla-confessions-send-your-amor]

ok guys i want to hear your opinions on smth since one of our anons inspired me:

do you guys have any insane crackships or just noncanon ships that you think that could work even if the characters like never interacted or anything? or maybe they do interact or maybe its just something bizarre or insane or a ship you just think has the potential to be really cute?

feel free to reblog this with your answers or send an ask ofc

because i have a few silly ones and i want to hear what your guyss are

ok so yeah share yours with us! and ill add mine below to get us started so 🤭

ok this is me officially saying that yes beto x ramallo is one of my crackships and thinking about them as a ship never fails to make me laugh its such a funny concept to me. also yeah i think victor has a crush on thiago and luan and pietro would be the boyfriends ever cause they both give off such lame dad energy. i also def ship ana and juliana from sl idk why but ohhh i love temporary relationships and i feel like they would be a great example of that. and ofc my favourite one is that i think gregorio and pablos went on a terrible accidental blind date. like they accidentally ended up on a date together somehow and the moment they met each other it was hate at first sight.

also yeah. i ship mara and pixie and pixie and carmin (this one makes more sense with canon) but idk i see the mixie vision like theres potential there i can feel it

no because pablo and gregorio actually have no compatibility at all not to mention pablo is so straight why is them on a blind date so funny to me like i need it

for me I think I'm gonna officially come out as a simón x benicio truther 💔. it's the dumbest concept of all time but I swear they dated before simón left for buenos aires.

but the best crackship in all of dcla is emilia x matteo because THEY SHOULD HAVE HOOKED UP IDC !!! they're literally both so gay and angry so what else would they have done??? man if sl wasn't a disney show they should have got me into the writers room because that whack kiss was not worth luna having a manic episode over and matteo getting lyric amnesia and falling from the fence.

anyways share with us every crack ship you have we wanna hear 😍

HELPPPP im going to cry the emitteo agenda makes me lose it.

also omg how did i forget about simicio i also think theyre exes.

also nico has the biggest one sided crush on matteo (esp in s3) and i also have this crack ship thats eric x ramiro and thats all im going to say (its a complete joke dw)

also now apparently tatric (eric x jazmins random love interest at the end of s3 is a thing thanks to my lovely co runner of this blog so uhhh) also eric x tomas from violetta im going to cry

[pilotheather]

im going nuts again so i guess s8 onwards (since s8-s9 is what ive seen the least times) rewatch whislt i rot.... just have this on in the bg

ep 1

i forgot how muddied this first episode was. its all over the place.

i will say i also forgot how hard they leant ino trying to prove a point with clara LOLLL. i dont completely hate it. its a bit grating but i sorta respect it

as i feel with like a lot of clara from s8 onwards

THE SCENE WITH THE HOMELESS MAN IS WORSE THAN I REMEMBER HELPPPP ME

as with clara again ok that bits funny i forgot . hes like youre a cunt clara. youre self obsessed. shes like WHAT THE FUCK. wheres my PRETTY BOY GONE. matt smith is not pretty.

i actually have never really liked the paternoster gang. like i do. i like the concept of them. but i hate how they just sort of appear in the show out of nowhere. partially cuz its emphasised so much how like.. the doctor trusts them or theyre close or whatever. and idk. maybe i wouldnt mind. but also whenever the doctor interacts with them i feel like there's no chemistry.

(and look. sometimes i just sorta hate an obvious set up for a spin off. it kinda makes me grumpy.)

i forgot the insane yuri moment out of nowhere also. actually that wasnt so bad but thats the other part about them thats always a bit ... help.... moffat writing this shit with one hand on his dick as usual

otherwise thes some good scenes in this i forgot about. but still its so messy. one of those where its like i think it could do with another rewrite or two to tighten it up.

i think i forgot clara and 12 are funny as fuck. get his ass

(although seeing him with such short hair is scary. grandpa wheres your mane)

oh missy i missed you. i didnt watch season 8 live. i wish i knew what the fuck people did

ep 2

"you shoot people and then you cry about it afterwards" get his ass

sorry i do like you danny. my boot boy.

i forgot he was lame as shittttttttttttttttt dannyyyyyyyyy

I FORTGOT HOW MUCH OF A CUNT HE WAS

doctor i saw into your soul. and you were a HATERRRRRRR !!!!!!!

sorry the ep is over now i dont know. i guess i kinda like it. i feel like theres a lot of eps in this season that its like. its not bad its not good but i kinda just forget it exists. SORRY LOL

i love love love it whenever they say "YOU are a good dalek" to him. like please. get his ass.

ep 3

one thing about this season is the aesthetics start going crazyyy the chalkboard rules bro. the entire tardis does. like i like how it matures a bit as capaldis era goes on but god. so delicious

god i hate claras little theme tune sometimes.

sometimes its good sorry sometimes im like bro she just walked out you dont need to

i do like how stupid goofy this episode is. like what is even occurring. you guys are so silly for this one.

I LOVE when he gets petty and jealous. grow up old man.

ep 4

"and from you that means something" CLARA THATS CRAZY. THATS A CRAZY THING TO SAY. HELP ME GOD ITS FUNNY.

23 WELLS!

a lot of people hypelisten. i think i have mixed feelings on it.

ep 5

youre insane btw i just saw captain john hart in the preview. what an insane, insane pull.

i feel like i dont remember much of trhis ep either but thats insane cuz i love heist eps. guys remember the farscape heist ep. UGHHH LETS ALL GO FARSCAPE MAYBE

ok god im flagging i hzve to sotp

[checkers-dance]

so i have this really weird useless talent where if you give me a song (AND ESPECIALLY A SONG FOR KIDS) i'll be able to find a kpop music video that goes well with the song. i dont always get it first try, but i think im really good at it. anyway i was showing my friends how astro's music video for all light goes really well with the mlp opening and noxia said "is there 6 of them? oh my god. now you have to assign them a pony" so here's my attempt. the astro mlp au.

sanha is rainbow dash i think. he kinda gives me the vibe that he's really bold, but still has this very youthful and almost childish feeling to him that i think goes well with rainbow.

rocky is fluttershy. he's not really shy the way fluttershy is, but he does feel like the most introverted member.

moonbin is rarity. i honestly dont have a reasoning it is just a feeling in my gut.

eunwoo is twilight? i dont know, he just kinda has this Vibe, he feels very levelheaded (although twilight admittedly was kind of insane sometimes JDNSNDBDBA)

jinjin... applejack... i think he comes across as caring, levelheaded and responsible. COWBOY JINJIN!!!

mj is by far the easiest one, he's pinkie pie, i don't even have to explain myself.

HELPPPP OF COURSE U'D GO FOR COWBOY JINJIN.......this is the new lore of the cow hybrid farm

Moonbin as rarity is interesting, I think I would've gone for someone else but I'm only familiar by association w both astro and mlp so I can't say for sure. Going by vibe alone, I could actually see moonbin as fluttershy. Once I saw a clip of fluttershy getting rlly angry even tho she's the shiest one, and I think that mirrors how even tho moonbin has a cute face he's v strong and can be boisterous

[tendercoretroglodyke]

anyone else here get overwhelmed by simple tasks?? 😂😂

[dr4kenlvr]

MY BABY’S AN ID♡L !! (2)

pairing: hakkai shiba, kakucho hitto, izana kurokawa x fem!reader

genre: fluff

request: Heyyy i love your account sm, may i request one with the tr boy and their s/o is from a girlgroup and is the main vocalist (yk like they can hit high notes smth) i rlly loved the main rapper one 🙈🙈

a/n: thanks for requesting! and for the freedom in choice of characters! im v happy you enjoyed my rapper one (pt 2 coming soon shh..). ps. the difference between how i write kakucho and hakkai is killing me help

part 1 / part 3

HAKKAI:

he is.. going insane

he wants hesitates to put you as his lockscreen because it's mitsuya- but in the end he does it because mitsuya yelled at him

"why would you choose me over your own girlfriend??"

"i don't know taka-chan, stop yelling please!!"

anyways, like i said, he is going insane

because he thinks you're so hot and cute and- just everything good

watches your live shows and squeals when you hit that perfect note, or bust out that powerful voice

"WAHH!!! Y/N IS SO COOL!!"

often caught listening to your solo tracks, especially when you're busy and can't be with him as often

can not dance for his life but he knows that one move from that one verse of yours LMAOOO

yuzuha secretly films him dancing to your songs and sends them to you LMAOOO

"wHY YUZUHA!"

buys your albums, and if he pulls ur photocard, you better believe he's putting that shit at the back of his phone HELPPPP

sends you photos of himself with kissy faces and it's captioned with "good luck today!" or "drinks lots of water <3" or "miss you baby"

he's such a dork, but that's his best trait <3

KAKUCHO:

kakucho is really happy for you, to get out there and live your dream the way he's always wished you could

i dont really see kakucho as someone who listens to music that much, but that doesn't mean he doesn't support you and your group

he softly smiles at your group's instagram, eyes twinkling when he sees your bright smile, holding your groups award with such happiness

he makes sure to comment on each and every post, giggling when you heart it

when he does listen to your songs (usually at night, while he's trying to sleep), the moment your voice spills through the quiet volume of his earphones, he can't help but feel his heart beat quicken

he gets really flustered at the effect you have on him

when he gets to see you in person, he's reserved and quiet until you're both behind closed doors

constant kisses peppered all over you and he'll have you in his arms all night

makes up for lost time by binging your guy's fav shows, pigging out on food and just simply being in one another's presense

gahh he loves you so much

IZANA:

him.

god- he's so- he's very much in love with you

gets super giddy when he watches your videos, whether that's concert clips, music videos, interview clips, insta stories, anything!!

and he is extremely impressed at your talent!! your voice control is everything, it's so breathtaking to him

izana's super attentive to your health, and ensures you're well rested days prior before any sort of event

he really misses you when you're gone

he has you set as his home and lockscreen, and constantly catches himself longing for a text from you

but he knows you're busy- and that's okay! he wants you to do well in your career <3

he'll send you little photos of himself and the crew- while you send pics of you and your group- just updating each other on your lives while you're so far apart

he has a folder in his gallery under your name and it's filled LMAO

izana is so so proud of your group when you get your first win, he knows how much you've been dreaming and working hard for this very moment

your huge smile has him fawning on the other side of the world

but nothing will break the connection you two have, not distance, not anything <3

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[euphoricfez]

ok 3rd msg in 5mins SORRRYYY but i felt the need to tell you that im sorry i wont go off anon i wish i wasnt too shy to but youre like the 1st acc where i go to your inbox and just talk to you just cause i feel like youre super chill and like maybe a little bit insane (endearing) and just so ❤️

HELPPPP chill and a little bit insane is soooo me <3 that makes me feel warm inside that you even want to send me a message I appreciate it I can't believe anybody wants to talk to my crazy ass lmfao ily