#feat a bunch of cute brushes i recently found :>

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New and shiny character sheet for Wis! ✨Now with better art and ~lore~

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2017: the Year of Devastated Bravery

Time for my annual year-end survey! Been doing this one for well over a decade. Previously: 2012, the year of sex-positivity. 2013, the year of self-care. 2014, the year of turning over a new leaf, 2015, the year of foxy femme power, 2016, the year of the staunch heart.

1. What did you do in 2017 that you’d never done before? Rang in the New Year at the home of a local sex-positive community leader with some of my closest pals, and was sent home with Alka-Seltzer tablets for the morning. Interviewed a bunch of matchmakers for a news feature (which sadly has yet to be published, boo). Started writing for Glamour, after their sex & relationships editor reached out to me via Twitter DM. Hired some rad babes to overhaul my blog design for me. Was hired by, and later fired from, two different sex shops (lolol). Had a sex-date in a creepy hotel room in Queens. Got spanked with a hanger rail from said hotel room’s closet. Performed in the Bed Post variety show a couple times. Started inviting guests onto our podcast (Cooper S. Beckett was the first one!). Missed my flight from New York to Toronto and had an anxiety breakdown in the airport. Got published on Teen Vogue. Had our first podcast sponsor. Started banging one of my coworkers (whoops). Did a photoshoot in a dungeon with a beautiful babe. Made out in a heated outdoor swimming pool at a sex club (uh, many times). Got intensely spanked over an acquaintance’s kitchen counter by three people working in tandem. Hooked up with a cute older British man who was visiting on business; he invited me to return to his hotel the following night and bought me sushi and wine on his company card (so fancy). Attended the launch party for a party game I was a staff writer on. Tried having sex with a penis extender. Had a surprisingly fantastic one-night stand with a guy who remembered me from when he was my waiter at a restaurant once. Went on a date with a polyamorous guy whose girlfriend listened to my podcast and told him to ask me out. Got paid to ghostwrite spanking erotica. Celebrated my five-year blogiversary. Went on a couple dates with a cute civil litigation lawyer who was an exceptionally good kisser. Got high with my best friend and did a livestreamed podcast. Was a bridesmaid in the wedding of two of my best friends. Topped my previous monthly income goals, again and again. Turned 25. Attended (and subsequently roasted) the Toronto International Porn Awards. Dated someone (for ~4 months!) who initially knew me from listening to my podcast. Had sex for like 5 hours on a first date. Learned to like some kink acts I’d previously found scary, like choking, face-slapping, and face-fucking. Was in a Daddy Dom/little girl relationship for a while. Attempted non-hierarchical polyamory. Reviewed a vibrating teddy bear. Started a part-time social media job at an adult-industry marketing firm. Took Reid Mihalko’s jealousy workshop. Took a freelance writing class from Alana Massey. Pegged someone. Got my wrists tattooed. Did a live podcast recording at a sex conference in front of friends and fans. Spanked a friend with a bible in a hotel room in Virginia. Got fucked in the ass with a glass dildo by a blogger friend while other blogger friends casually watched. Got a 4-handed erotic massage. Performed blowjob sonnets at a sex club. Went on a date with someone who turned out to be the best friend and roommate of someone I’d gone on a date with the previous month. Unexpectedly made out with/got slapped around by/got fingerbanged by a friend I’d known for over 10 years in an alley behind a restaurant. Moved out of my parents’ place and into an apartment! Had coffee with my editor at the Condé Nast building. Saw the McElroy brothers speak (and Lin-Manuel Miranda open for them) at a live podcast recording. Attended my high school reunion. Did tequila shots with my boss on my first day at a new job. Had an actual goddamn “sugar daddy,” briefly. Sold a sweaty T-shirt and socks to a fetishist. Went to a sex tradeshow with my fuckbuddy. Got spanked with a lightsaber. Slow-danced to a song about impregnation. Got accepted to speak at the Playground Conference. Received a strap-on blowjob from a pretty lady. Had two dates with two Twitter crushes in New York in one day (and then started dating both of them). Made out in a Breather. Did a knifeplay scene. Explored my domme side in earnest. Sexted from a TSA line. Went through NRE with two different people at once (a lot of crying ensued). Got hypnotized. FaceTimed with someone for 8 hours straight.

2. Did you keep your New Years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year? Last year I resolved to “make self-development and career development my top priorities, to make romantic/sexual decisions based on the maxim ‘quality over quantity,’ and to make more money.” I think doing the first two things is what enabled me to do the third thing (I earned twice as much money in 2017 as in 2016!) – focusing on love and sex only when it actually served me, and delighted me, freed up a lot of time and passionate energy for businessy pursuits. Next year I resolve to pitch more stories, travel more, further foster my friendships with femmes, write more helpful content, and save more money.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth? Not that I can recall.

4. Did anyone close to you die? My grandfather, Rex Loring.

5. What countries did you visit? Just the USA (New York in January, September, and December; Alexandria in August). Within Canada, I spent a fair bit of time in Hamilton but was otherwise in Toronto the whole year.

6. What would you like to have in 2018 that you lacked in 2017? A specific goal for my savings. Some steps taken toward larger-scale writerly ambitions (like, perhaps, writing a book proposal and/or self-publishing an ebook). Maybe a long-term relationship of some description; I dunno, man.

7. What dates from 2017 will remain etched upon your memory? January 25th – missed my flight back from New York February 10th – met my current FWB (and then, February 13th, banged him for the first time) April 22nd – Eric and Ashley’s wedding April 25th – first date with G, at Tell Me Something Good May 9th/10th – some disastrous poly stuff happened with G June 1st – started at my current dayjob August 3rd-6th – Woodhull August 11th – the hardest breakup I’ve been through in many years September 1st – moving day (and Brent’s show at the Horseshoe) September 8th – live MBMBaM show + coffee with Cady at Condé Nast September 11th – BirthdayBruises November 14th – got fired + talked to Dick a bunch November 29th – Vagic Tricks workshop December 13th – first dates with Dick + my Sir

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year? Professionally: Made twice as much money as I made last year. My dayjob remained under 25% of my income, with the other 75% coming from my more creative and self-directed income streams. Had clips in two prominent Condé Nast publications (Teen Vogue online, and Glamour online and in print). Sold 27+ sponsored blog posts. Personally: Made it through a horrendous breakup without dying. Got better at setting boundaries within my friendships and relationships. Successfully prioritized relationships and friendships with people who treat me well and actually deserve to be in my life.

9. What was your biggest failure? Putting up with men who walked all over me. (I feel like this is a recurring motif in my life, and in the lives of most women and femmes, honestly…) I also got fired from two different jobs this year. In both cases, they were minimum-wage jobs I didn’t really care about, wasn't well-suited for, and didn’t actually need, but still...

10. Did you suffer illness or injury? Not really. I had the flu in September and struggled with mental health stuff all year, particularly in January and August, but was mostly fine.

11. What was the best thing you bought? Several things: My bright turquoise Coach tote, which I carried with me on numerous trips, sex-dates, photoshoots, etc. An app called Piezo which I use all the time for Skype interviews/podcast thingz. My knee-high Frye engineer boots (swoon) and rainbow glitter Doc Martens (swooooon). The V10 brush from BH Cosmetics (sooo useful for my brows on a daily basis!). Two Tarina Tarantino heart necklaces. A new mirror for my new apartment. Several adorable H&M dresses. My turquoise Seven-Year Pen. Lots of knitwear. A new Kindle. Weed. A microwave.

12. Whose behaviour merited celebration? My best friend Bex, and my family. (Hell, Bex is family at this point.) My close and supportive buddies Sarah, Suz, Dan, Tynan, Taylor, and Steph. The 4 boys with whom I am romantically/sexually entangled right now (gems, all of ‘em!).

13. Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed? The boy who broke my heart, and lots of Men On The Internet. Same old.

14. Where did most of your money go? Other than boring answers like rent and transit? Food and drinks, probably. I was more gluttonous than materialistic this year. I also spent a good chunk o’ change on tickets to things: theatre, airfare, classes, concerts, comedy, live podcast recordings...

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about? Working with Glamour and Teen Vogue. The Adventure Zone and other McElroy content. Hitting income goals (seriously, I’m talking about money more often than boys in my journals recently, which is a FEAT). Hippo Campus and Nathan Stocker. Working on ye olde blog and podcast, as ever. Negotiating/exploring new kink stuff.

16. What song/album will always remind you of 2017? First and foremost, Hippo Campus’ album Landmark, which I thrashed for almost the entire year. Related: their Warm Glow EP, and anything from their guitarist Nathan Stocker’s solo project Brother Kenzie. Beyond that: Coin’s How Will You Know If You Never Try?, Pinegrove’s Cardinal (which I listened to pretty much on loop while recovering from my brutal breakup in August), Grouplove’s “Do You Love Someone?”, Vampire Weekend’s “Horchata,” Panama Wedding’s “Uma,” Bombay Bicycle Club’s “Cancel On Me,” Betti’s “Ordinary,” Saint Motel’s “Puzzle Pieces.”

17. Compared to this time last year, are you: happier or sadder? Happier. My heart got thoroughly broken this year but I feel stronger and more self-sufficient for it. thinner or fatter? A bit thinner. Who cares. richer or poorer? Soooo much richer. Your girl made some goooood biz decisions this year.

18. What do you wish you’d done more of? Last year I wrote that I wished I’d gone on dates with more people, and woof, I sure met that goal in 2017. I went on 12 first dates, which is more than enough, thank you very much. I wish I’d spent more time chasing my creative impulses than my romantic or sexual ones. Although the latter kind of fueled the former for me, this year and every year.

19. What do you wish you’d done less of? Thinking “I can and will put up with this [bad behavior/uncomfortable circumstance/shitty job]” when I couldn’t and shouldn’t have. Being depressed, but hey, what can ya do.

20. How will you be spending Christmas? Spent it exchanging presents and eating delicious meals with my family.

21. Who did you spend the most time talking to? Bex, Max, Brent, Sarah, my FWB, my two current long-distance beaux, and the dude who was my boyfriend for a bit.

22. Did you fall in love in 2017? Yeah, and I’m still pissed about it. Love is pain!! [tosses hair in the manner of a tortured goth]

23. How many one night stands in this last year? Two true one-night stands (defined as: we had sex the night we met, and never saw each other again), plus one additional person I had sex with only once but went on a second date with afterward.

24. What was your favourite TV programme? American Horror Story, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Bold Type.

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year? I’m not thrilled with the guy who broke my heart, but I wouldn’t say that I hate him; that would involve more energy than I am willing or able to give to his memory at this juncture...

26. What was the best book you read? Fiction: I loved The Killer Wore Leather (Laura Antoniou’s murder-mystery set at a kink convention), Perfume: the Story of a Murderer (a truly haunting and viscerally olfactory novel by Patrick Suskind), and Sleeping Beauties (the creepy “what if every woman on earth fell asleep and wouldn’t wake up?” novel co-written by Stephen King and his son). Nonfiction: Laurie Mintz’s Becoming Cliterate was eye-opening, inspirational and fresh. Lisa A. Phillips’ Unrequited blew my fucking mind. I recently devoured Rachel Hills’ The Sex Myth and it’s wonderful.

27. What was your greatest musical discovery? I listened to a bit of Pinegrove last year because Sean recommended them on his blog, but it wasn’t until this year that I really got into them. I started inexplicably craving their music after I got my heart broken and it made me feel weirdly better for weeks afterward.

28. What did you want and get? A boyfriend/partner/daddy dom (though it didn’t last very long). More money than I have ever made before. Career expansion. Closer friendships. An invitation to do a live podcast recording at a conference. An apartment, with a rad roommate. More confidence and self-sufficiency. Interesting kink adventures.

29. What did you want and not get? A romantic relationship that was actually and enduringly satisfying to me in the ways that most matter to me. I feel like I write some variation on this here every year. It’s okay. It’ll happen when it happens. Also, I wanted to do a writing retreat and that didn’t happen, though I’m blessed enough that I take little mini writing retreats of sorts all the time anyway.

30. What was your favourite film of this year? I think the only new ones I saw were Wonder Woman, The Big Sick, and It, none of which I really loved that much. It wasn’t a big film year for me.

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you? I turned 25. At midnight I was in bed in a hotel in Hamilton, having been in the wedding of two of my best friends the day previous. I had invited a gentleman friend to come romance me in my hotel that night but he was sick and had to cancel, so I just spent the night in a hot bath and then cozy in bed. The morning of my birthday, I checked out of the hotel and took a bus back to Toronto. That evening, Bex and I got dressed up fancy, went for dinner at the Black Bull Tavern, and attended the Toronto International Porn Festival awards gala, which was a hot mess.

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying? I can’t even think of anything. It was a satisfying year for me in many ways.

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2017? Low-effort femme. Lots of cozy colorful sweaters, denim shorts, stompy boots, crop tops, big hair, and kneesocks.

34. What kept you sane? My friends, my family, therapy, journaling, sex/kink/masturbation, my work, quiet introvert self-dates at bars/diners/cafés, hot baths,

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most? Nathan Stocker, Andy Samberg, Mark Andrada, Dan McCoy...

36. What political issue stirred you the most? Civil rights stuff, same as always. Gender equality and sexual equality and racial equality and all the equalities, basically.

37. Who did you miss? The two New York boys I’m currently romancin’, and Bex, pretty much always. And my ex, for a time.

38. Who was the best new person you met? Jordan, Adam, Thane, Cady, Logan (and several other babely bloggers at Woodhull), Todd, Dick, Matt, Eva...

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2017. Even people who claim they will never hurt you can hurt you. That’s depressing, but it’s also somewhat Zen, because if you deeply, truly know that anyone can hurt you at any time, you come to enjoy the non-hurting parts so much more while they’re happening. Again, this sounds super tragic but I actually find it so liberating and uplifting when I think about it.

40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year. “Menfolk, they need their women, but women don’t need their men.” -Nellie McKay, “Just a Pose” “Maybe I would’ve been something you’d be good at. Maybe you would’ve been something I’d be good at.” -Tegan and Sara, “Call It Off” “It’s cold outside this evening, but warm between your sheets. We both wanted something we’re not likely to repeat.” -Paul Cook & the Chronicles, “Ships Pass” “Someone to talk to late at night. Someone who fits you right… Someone who makes your heart go boom boom boom. Someone you see across a crowded room. Someone who makes your heart jolt. Not some okay girl. A real thunderbolt.” -Paul Cook & the Chronicles, “A Real Thunderbolt” (I could’ve quoted this entire song here, honestly)

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Delaney Tuite

STMPno3

13 February 2017

 Delaney’s trip to work

 FADE IN:

 EXT.  NEW YORK CITY APARTMENT, EAST VILLAGE – MORNING

 On 7:00am on a Friday in mid summer there is an apartment on the outskirts of old Ukrainian Village, New York. While only a block from Astor Place, the street is empty and all you see is a cat sitting in the third floor window.

 DISSOLVE TO:

 INT. OLDER SISTER’S APARTMENT- MAKESHIFT KITCHEN BEDROOM – 8:10AM

 (Shower turns on)

 (Sports talk radio turns on in the next room)

 Jake, a 27-year-old year old guy who happens to be my sisters boyfriend that I live with, stomps into my bedroom (otherwise known as the kitchen), turns off my AC goes to the refrigerator, gets a drink picks up a cat and leaves the room.

 Delaney, a blonde 21 year old girl living in her sister and her sister’s boyfriend’s NYC apartment on a mattress in their kitchen area is laying in bed with her hair in a huge messy bun wearing a sports bra and pajama shorts.

 Delaney:

(slightly irritated)

Well good morning to you too?

 Jake:

(clueless)

uh what?

 Delaney:

Nothing, cya later.

 (Door slams)

 Delaney get sout of bed not only because of all the noise that Jake made, but also because of the two cute cats that are trying very hard to wake her up to play.

 (Purring, then the sound of covers moving, water turning on and brushing teeth)

 Delaney tiptoes into her sister and her boyfriend’s room trying to secretly borrow clothes, but her sister wakes up.

 Mackenzie:

(sleepily)

What are you doing?

 Delaney:

AHHH, oh my gosh how do you do that? You sleep through having a cat literally on your head purring in your ear, Jake listening to the radio and the sound of New York City to top it off and you wake up to me tiptoeing into your room?

 Mackenzie:

It’s a special skill. Don’t wear my high waited jeans or my new shirt from Zara cause I’m wearing them today, k?

 Delaney:

Uhh, okay sounds good. Where are your white jeans…..?

 Mackenzie:

In the laundry, just wear the blue dress. Oh, and don’t forget to wear sunscreen you are going to get old and wrinkly before you know it!

 Delaney:

Okay thanks mom…

 EXT. OUTSIDE APARTMENT ON 7TH ST, NYC – 8:30AM

 Delaney runs out of the apartment because she is late, as usual, and starts to fast walk down the street towards the subway in her espadrilles and blue dress.

 (Honking of horns)

(Cars driving by)

(People talking in the background)

 Delaney:

(out of breath)

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh I am going to be late. I am going to be late and they are going to fire me and then I won’t get a recommendation  and I won't get paid. OH MY GOSH, I won’t get paid! Dad is going to be so mad at me. I can’t be late this will be so embarrassing if I am late!

(to a passerby looking at a watch)

Excuse me, what time is it?

 Passerby:

8:45

(they speed walk away)

 Delaney:

(calling out in the distance)

THANK YOU!!

 INT. 8TH ST RW LINE SUBWAY STATION, ASTOR PLACE —8:36

 Delaney hears the subway coming as she is going down the stairs, swipes her metro card and runs down to one of the back cars and manages to find a seat. She puts her headphones in, takes out her book, and starts to look around the car.

 (Ballyhoo Cali Girl starts playing)

 Delaney:

(Singing to herself) “She said she wants to go to California. That's what she wants the most. She don't need no discipline. She's leaving Maryland Dreams are on the west coast,”

 Delaney:

(Texting her best friend Megan)

What would you think if I moved to California after I graduate?

 Megan:

Don’t you dare, I will kill you. We are living together in Philly or New York and that is that.

 Delaney:

Alright, alright! Don’t worry it will all work itself out.

 Delaney takes a break from reading her book and texting and looks around the car. She sees a dog.

 Delaney:

(talking to a stranger sitting across from her)

Goodmorning! If you don’t mind me asking, is your pup a Golden Doodle?

 Subway person:

Wow haha, I am really impressed, yes it is a miniature Golden Doodle! How did you know?

   Delaney:

I just recently found out about them and have been obsessed ever since. I follow a bunch of accounts on Instagram, they are just so cute. What is this pup’s name?

 Subway person:

Her name is Vida! You can pet her she is very friendly, and you can follow her on Instagram if you want, the name is Vida Von Doodle.

 (Subway screeches to a halt at my stop)

 Delaney thanks the subway person and runs off the car and up the stairs.

 EXT. FLOWER DISTRICT CONSTRUCTION SITE – 8:47AM

 (Hustle and bustle of the city cars, construction etc)

 Delaney speed walks through a construction site that spans the entire block.

 Construction Worker #1:

(whistles while staring at Delaney)

 Construction Worker #2:

Hellooo pretty lady. Where are you going in such a hurry?

 Construction Worker #1:

Smile sweetie, you would probably look much better!

 (Not My Day by Keith James plays)

  EXT. FLOWER DISTRICT FLOWER SHOPS – 8:51AM

 Delaney is glad to be away from the construction workers, but now she is nervous for the looks the gardeners will give her, she keeps on her way while frantically looking at her phone clock and half walking half running.

 Delaney trips over a hose and catches her balance. She realizes that she needs to relax and that everything will be fine even if she is just a few minutes late. She notices the flowers.

 Delaney:

(to herself)

You know… my Snapchat followers would probably be upset if I didn’t post my flower of the day picture.

 Delaney:

(To the man tending the flowers she is admiring)

Excuse me sir, what kid of flowers are these?

 Flower man:

They are ____, aren’t they beautiful?

 Delaney:

Wow yes they are, would you mind if I took a picture of them?

 Flower man:

Go ahead! It’s a free country isn’t it?

 Delaney takes the picture and her day is instantly going well. She gets responses to her post, and realizes she is only a block away from work.

 (Sunny Side by Jackson Breit plays)

 INT. INSIDE BUILDING WHERE DELANEY WORKS – 8:57AM

 Delaney runs into the entrance of the building and presses the button for the elevator.

 Delaney:

(to the man who is always at the front desk)

Goodmorning! Phew, I thought I was going to be late. Boy am I relieved.

 Man at front desk:

I am happy to hear that miss, and good morning to you too. Elevator #2 will  be down shortly.

 Delaney:

Thank you and have a great day!

 (Classic (feat. Powers) by the Knocks plays)

 Delaney gets onto the elevator and presses the button for the 12th floor and she calls her dad since she is alone and it isn’t rude.

 Delaney:

Hey dad good morning! I had a pretty interesting trip to work this morning….but I’m not late so that is all that matters!

It all started when Jake woke me up….

 (elevator music plays and Delaney’s voice fades out)

 The elevator ‘dings’ and you hear the doors slide open.