#fazhonored

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what if each of paolos rats corresponded to a part of his body? do you think the penis rat would look like the rat kronkk got death threats over?

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do you think the girlies in the dishonored universe write fan fics about the outsider? outsider yaoi?

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i hate stealth

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fow youw fiwst chawwenge, i wequiwe you to make a penis post so viwe you get no wess than fouw caww-outs fwom wesbians fowwowing you. you have 24 houws, ow youw bwowbo gets concwete shoes.

okay so ive been wondering like... what happens if paolo turns into rats while fucking? like if someone tries to kill him during sex? do you just get a rat in your pussy? that would be fucked up, the penis rat trying to scurry out of your puss to swarm with the rest of his rat crew to the shrine to reform paolo.

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JERMA?!?!

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im fucking with paolo instead of doing the mission

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WAIT THE 500 RATS IN A WAISTCOAT THING WASNT A JOKE?????

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okay well i did horrible on that first mission, missed half the runes and already have high chaos... i dont think this game is fun when you have no upgrades

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dishonored is great its like god visited me and now i can eat rats

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OMG PAOLO HI!!!!!!<3

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corvo looks so much better in the 2nd game though. massive improvement

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also i think paolo should take off his clothes

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throw me to the howlers and ill come back pregnant