#fawn!illinois x reader

[mothgodofchaos]

Pan

I fucking finally was able to create this idea. I got confirmation that this is the cryptid that would fit him best, so I'm feeling rather confident.

Fawn!Illinois x GN!Reader, TW: none Words: 799

You brush a branch out of your face as you try to make your way to the entrance of the ancient temple. You heard many rumors of a secret pan flute that lies deep within the depths of its chambers, and you were determined to get it out, so that the world can learn about it. Sure, you were an adventurer for priceless artifacts, but you were a hunter of knowledge, and always wished to share your findings with the rest of the world.

Other adventurers were staying away from this temple, saying something along the lines of it being a waste of time, especially for something that isn’t made of valuable materials. But you weren’t looking to sell it, you wanted to know its origins. The history of it. You wanted to learn. You step up to the door, pushing the stone door out of the way as you enter the first chamber, torch lit as you scope it out.

The puzzles to get down into the middle of the temple were fairly easy, don’t step here, don’t get stabbed here, swing across a dark pit of spikes on a vine there. Easy stuff that they could teach youngins in a class called Adventuring 101. You finally got to the vault door as you heard steps behind you, a man in khakis and a large adventuring hat stepping out into your view. The altars in the room obscure your view of his lower half as he walked around, but he was clearly eyeing you.

“And who are you, treasure~?”

“Who am I? Who the fuck are you? I thought I was the only one going after this pan flute!”

“Oh no, sweetheart. You certainly aren’t the only one looking for this precious thing. Now, as kind as you were to disarm the traps, go run along now, the professional has this handled now.”

His hand waves you off as you stand there with a huff, appalled by the audacity that this man thinks he can just swoop in and take the thing that you had been researching and working so hard for. You step closer to him, your hand ripping him away from the door, shoving him back with a surprise.

“And why should I? I was clearly here first! The world needs to learn about this, not for whatever selfish reason that you think you should get it!”

“Selfish? Now I never thought it was particularly selfish to want to get your personal belongings back, but if that’s how it’s viewed now, then sure, it is selfish.”

You look him over with a questioning look, squinting at the strange adventurer man.

“This pan flute belongs to Pan, who you are clearly not…”

He chuckles at you, patting you on the shoulder as he opens the vault door with a single touch.

“If that’s what you think, treasure~”

That wink he added set your nerves aflame as you got angry again, following him in, only focused on getting to the pan flute before he did. You snatch it, smirking as he glares at you from the other side of the pillar. But soon, both of your attentions are snatched as the pillar begins to sink into the ground, you both sprinting out of the vault as a large boulder begins rolling down towards you.

He’s faster than you, and he very quickly realizes it. The adventurer lifts you up into his arms, sprinting away from the boulder as it creeps on the both of you. He dodges quickly, reflexes faster than anyone you had ever seen before as the boulder rolls on past you, still running with you in his arms. The temple slowly begins collapsing behind you, tumbling through the doorway right as the door falls, the entire temple caving in on itself. You look up, a bit stunned, as he stands up, brushing himself off.

“You alright there, sweetheart? You’re acting like you’ve never seen a fawn before.”

Your vision clears to see two distinctly deer legs half disguised in a pair of oversized cargo shorts. You blink a few times, making sure what you’re seeing is actually real. Sure enough, you’re looking at a man who’s half deer. He takes off his hat, antlers sprouting from his combed back hair. You simply laid on the ground, propped up on your elbows, astonished.

“Thanks for your help, sweetheart. It ain’t much, but you have my blessing on all of your next adventures. And while some may call me Pan, you can call me Illinois. Call if you need anything.”

He hands you a horn made from an antler, before bounding off into the surrounding foliage. You looked down at it, as you processed what might’ve been the strangest but most intriguing adventure you’ve ever been on.

[badmcuposts]

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