#father pietro is like ‘I am not paid enough for your bullshit’
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Machiavelli’s Brother in Law: have you. thought about going to mass? at some point in the near future?
Machiavelli: no.
Machiavelli: tell father pietro that I’m sick
Machiavelli’s Brother in Law: you’ve been saying that for two years now
Machiavelli: im very ill .. . just fading away over here .,,
Machiavelli’s Brother in Law:
Machiavelli’s Brother in Law:
Machiavelli’s Brother in Law: when Savonarola’s creepy gang of kids come for you for heresy and impiety don’t say I didn’t warn you
Machiavelli:
Machiavelli: fiii iiiiiiine.
#father pietro: alright time for confession. I’ve booked the rest of the afternoon off as I assume it’s going to be a long one#Machiavelli: you have no idea father. ill start with my mistresses move into the young men I’ve slept with then to pride and gluttony#we will see what the time is like at that point and if this needs to be a two-parter#father pietro is like ‘I am not paid enough for your bullshit’#Machiavelli: —and then I committed the sun of pride again by knowing I was fucking right in telling Orlando that the boy he was in love with#had left him for someone else and I felt so powerfully vindicated in having called it from ten feet away.#early modern shit posting#niccolo machiavelli#Machiavelli#early modern period
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