#fashion choices in da franchise are always either statements or things i want to burn with fire

[tench]

Varric's chest is such a fun thing though. Yesterday I found an armor piece that covers his tits and now he looks EVEN SLUTTIER. Like a very hairy lusty barmaid from your average horny novel.

I have a suspicion that it wasn't meant for dwarves so he couldn't button it all up, but looked at himself in the mirror and decided that leave it on will be way funnier.