#farmjew

[drferox]

Future vet here. I’m almost at 500 hrs vet experience and smth that bothers me is non-vet people being too lax about dogs being dangerous or even taking it personally. I’ve heard ppl speaking badly about my vet because he uses muzzles on potentially aggressive big dogs. It scares me because I’m not a very brave person and I value safety precautions but it seems like people will take it as an insult or it will hurt my reputation. Is this a problem you have heard of / experienced in vet practice?

There used to be a post going around tumblr along the lines of “Don’t apologize to me when your giant dog jumps on me and knocks me over, that’s how I want to go!” and words cannot express just how much I loathed that post.

This is speaking as someone who has been jumped on by 30kg+ dogs multiple times a day, and let me tell you they hurt when two paws with claws come down with great enthusiasm on your abdomen, even if the dog doesn’t mean anything malicious by it. Sometimes the owner just has no control over their dog, which is already poor form, but sometimes they just let the lead go as the dog rushes into the consult room, and I am very lucky that the dog is nice and I will only go home with a couple of awkward bruises on my abdomen and not something worse.

And I honestly appreciate that there are folks in the human medical field that will go out of their way to have the ‘is everything alright?’ chat when a woman has unusual bruises, but really it is a paw print.

Some people will take it as an insult if you muzzle their dog. Sometimes I will do it anyway and hope they are insulted enough to never come back. I need my face and my hands to get through life, and it just isn’t worth getting bitten.

But I don’t immediately muzzle a suspect dog. I am a fairly quiet human and generally non-threatening, and I will give any dog a chance to have a sniff, suss out the room, and express itself with body language. Sometimes the dog is actually fine if you give it breathing room and don’t crowd over it. Sometimes you can do half the exam without a muzzle and only need it for one or two things.

Sometimes you can’t touch the dog, and the owner still doesn’t want you to muzzle it. I will give them a chance to restrain their own dog, but if they can’t after one attempt then it’s still muzzle time.

I have never been bitten by a conscious dog. I will back down fairly quickly when a dog is giving warning signs and de-escalate. But sometimes I only have ten minutes to get something done and if the owner doesn’t have a better solution, it’s time for a muzzle.

At the same time, even if they agree to a muzzle, some owners will want to push a dog far beyond what is reasonable and into acute distress, and for these situations I generally prefer sedation.

I have one particularly annoying client who believes I am afraid of her dog, when I am not. I simply didn’t rush over and stand over it when it was barking the first time we met, I held still and waited for it to suss me out. I call it being polite to the dog, but she thinks I’m afraid of dogs. I find it incredibly frustrating, but I’m not going to change anything I do to ‘prove her wrong’ because like I said, I haven’t been bitten yet.

There will always be some people who don’t like how you handle their pet. They are perfectly entitled to vote with their feet and go elsewhere. What matters is that you like and are proud of how you handle your patients, and do your best by them.

[drowthelynes]

I’ve been surfing fandoms but your blog always reminds me how much I adore zukka what a pure and wholesome ship what a lovely couple

:’0..... you and i share a galaksy brain on this opinion, my dear felloe .... thank you :’3 zukka are indeed the Loveliest

[xiuyaas]

farmjew replied to your post “I finished tgcf......I have so many questions......”

I have 20 chapters left to read and idk if I’ll read them bc I’m Not Ready I’ll Never Be Ready

sdjkfdks I don’t even blame you

[colorisbyshe]

farmjew replied to your post: “ppl treating gay men in leather as like The Boogeymen of Pride are so...”:

The only reason it bothers me is I know there are straight ppl who think they belong in pride bc they’re kinky

TBH, straight kinksters would think they belong at pride either way. There's no stopping them.

[weiy1ng]

farmjew replied to your post “farmjew replied to your post “*sits back and watches as the gdc tag...”

YEAH LIKE LITERALLY all of her sex scenes are. Bad. Consent is a THING. It’s almost like she thinks gay ppl are all selfish rapists or something but whatever. MXTX gave us blessings but they’re not perfect Anyway one of the ppl on the block list once argued with me abt genderbends (which I’m not even that upset abt genderbends just the fact that a cis person sat there and ARGUED about whether they were transphobic or not?? Bye) and I’m just kinda lookin at the camera like get wrecked

they’re bold like that and its really funny to watch them struggle. wanna know why there’s “no drama” in gdc fandom? cause every time somebody wants to discuss something problematique yall got an issue so we just wipe it from canon and pretend it didn’t happen

[minrafn]

farmjew replied to your post: farmjew replied to your post: ...

I project adhd onto WWX and autism onto LWJ so mood

KDFJSDKFSLJFLKS SAME HAT RE: LWJ!!! i also hc xie lian as autistic and me n my friend lore (etymologyplayground on ao3) write him as such :D i also consider hua cheng dyslexic lol

[cryptidsolo]

I don’t think I’m in any of ur current fandoms lmao but what abt a yooseven headcanon

SEVEN IS LITTLE SPOON. HE LOVES TO FEEL SMALL AND PROTECTED AND YOOSUNG LOVES THAT SEVEN FEELS SAFE IN HIS ARMS!!!! 

[thevsn]

I left comments on ur emperor’s greed fic but I just gotta reach out and say thank you for writing it, it’s so good and we need more stuff with this ship that’s good and consensual and you did such a good job.

Hey dude! Thanks for reaching out. I actually just saw your comments and was saying to some friends how great and uplifting it is that people are still reading/commenting/enjoying my work even though it’s on hiatus. Thanks so much for your nice comments.

Thank you also for sending an ask! It means a lot you’d take out some time in your day to drop me a line. I’m so glad you enjoyed it. I hope you have a wonderful day!

[ricekrispyjoints]

farmjew a réagi à votre billet “True/false. U like Nutella banana crepes”

SCANDALOUS

i’m an old man of 26 and it’s just... too sweet xD

[fmanime]

This blog is so good thank you

hsksakfkajflsbsl thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i try 💕💘💗💓💞💝💞💕💘

[drferox]

I just started a paid position at the vet clinic I’ve been volunteering at for a year!! It’s a lot more stressful bc I feel more pressure now that I’m getting paid but it’s a step forward in my relevant experience toward vet school! I just wanted to share that little victory with you!

It is definitely good experience and a good step forward. Cheers to the little victories!

[dmitribobitri]

farmjew a réagi à votre billet “on one hand I feel a real connection to the term agender but also I...”

And I don’t even pass as a guy

lmao i completely don’t pass as a guy either rip

[realityextinct]

Angsty Oikuroo fanfic prompt coming up. What if Kuroo and Oikawa were part of different groups that hated each other (werewolf/vampire for example), and they were forced to live together and at first they think lowly of each other but eventually they secretly start to see the good in each other but they know they can't be together bc of their differences.

This was such a long time coming…I am truly sorry, but I didn’t feel like writing for a while either.

Anyway, thank youf ro the prompt!! Hope you enjoy what I cooked up for it!! And I did not follow the prompt to a T. My apologies.XD

I also posted the oneshot on AO3. I hope it’s okay with you~

Word count: 1.694

Rating: NC-17-ish

Title: Of Mad Dogs and The Undead

He did not think he was going to ever wake up again. Having lost so much strength and blood, all he could do was collapse in the middle of the woods. The last thing he remembered was hearing footsteps approach him…and he knew at that point that he was at his enemies mercy. His life was over.

What surprised him was…the fact he opened his eyes the next night again. Despite all odds, he survived. Was it a curse…or a blessing? He didn’t yet know. Perhaps he was going to be put through trial, it could be the only reason as to why he was allowed to open his eyes - to be made a spectacle of, a warning for all the other kindred.

And yet, that was not the case either. He found himself being able to move freely, finally sitting up and looking around this unfamiliar place. The windows were patched up so he could not see where he was, but from the contents and the temperature of the room on an autumn night, he knew he was in a shack. The smell of damp wood made him believe that he was still somewhere in the forest.

But…Whose shack was it..? None of his allies owned any secret lairs in this are…if they did, his safety was more than certain.

In fact, the only reason he risked his life, gambled it by escaping to this area, was because this was an unknown territory. Yes, it was all coming back to him now and the stench proved it.

This was a lair of a mad dog.

But…this brought about more questions than answers.

Answers he was likely going to get the second he heard heavy footsteps and the front door opened, revealing a mess of brown hair and sharp cold eyes directed right at him. The weather was cold and every single breath this dog in a form of a man took, was clear. Despite the coldness, he didn’t seem to care for he only had a pair of pants on.After the door was shut behind him, at which point the guest could decipher that he was, indeed, unwanted, the beast finally spoke up, “You should be thankful. I got rid of the trail and rushed your pursuers off.”

Taken slightly aback by this, the other man’s eyes widened just a bit, but his expression remained unchanged beside that, “I am, in fact, very grateful for your help. But…to what I owe such an honor? I do not remember having gained a favor from a wolf in my endless lifetime.”

A snort had to escape the werewolf as he took a seat on the floor beside the door, leaning his back against the wall with his head slightly tilted, as if listening for any sign of movement outside, “Typical of your kind… But perhaps you should consider I am gathering future favors from the undead now that a favorable situation presented itself before me.”

The vampire frowned suspiciously, but also took a seat back down on the mattress he previously occupied, “In this moment in time, being a runaway that I am, you should be clearly aware I have nothing to repay you with. You would have benefited much more if you gave me away to my pursuers.”

“That is true,” the werewolf looked back at the vampire, a hint of mischief in his bright eyes, “But where would the fun be in that?”

There was a pause from the vampire as, instead of finding this entire ordeal amusing, he tried to read this character…and he had to conclude one thing, “Seems like we could be similar in nature,” he looked over his healed body in thought, before voicing his thoughts out loud, “It seems I should thank you for feeding me too. So…what is it that you want from me?”

The vampire knew a few things of their arch enemies. It was an honor for them to bring forth the body of an undead just before it crumbled to dust, as a sort of prestige among the pack. In which case, this dog would surely benefit from his death more than his life.

And it came back full circle. Fun or not, there was no reason he could think of as to why he was still conscious.

“I was curious…” the werewolf scooped closer to the unmoved vampire each time he spoke, mischief and amusement never once having left his eyes, “I heard so many rumors and stories about your vampire ‘kisses’, so for a very long time, almost to when I was just a foolish small cub, I wished to know…what it felt like. And whether it was really as amazing as the rumor claimed,” the smirk was too obvious as he crawled over to the vampire, a hand on each side of his thighs, pinning his gaze onto the pale white face.

The vampire remained sited, knowing fully well he was at this creature’s full mercy, his pride not allowing to look away from that gaze full of life he has long lost, “And did you like it?” he had no recollection of having bitten the werewolf, but he seemed to be alive somehow… So unless…

“Ah, I was saving this for when you woke up. One-sided lovemaking is not fun…and isn’t this precisely what it is for you, vampire?” he raised his arm to show a trail of a cut, making it clear to the vampire that he fed him without direct contact with the flesh.

At this point, even the vampire had to hum, an amused smile gracing his lips, “Perhaps…or perhaps not. Do I get to know the name of the one I am about to succumb to lust with?”

The werewolf looked triumphal and took a seat beside the vampire instead, “Oikawa Tooru. And who may you be, o’ graceful one?”

“Kuroo Tetsurou,” Kuroo paused, “Are you not afraid of me going too far?” he showed off his fangs, “These may kill you.”

As far as Kuroo was concerned, this entire situation was far more beneficial to him. Not only did he miraculously survive, but he also got to gather his strength. And also, this was a werewolf… And drinking the blood of a werewolf was a great rare privilege he knew only the elite, powerful kindred managed.

Oikawa’s reasonings were strange, laughable in fact…but who was he to question or say no to this?

“You can’t…and you won’t,” was Oikawa’s confident response as he smiled, almost softly, and bore his neck to Kuroo.

Kuroo wasn’t sure how many times this actually happened in his endless, prolonged lifetime. How many times has he seen humans bare their necks before him, how many times has heard them moan in pleasure, practically begging him to end their lives in this blissful orgasm of a lifetime. How many times has he seen eyes roll back as they lost consciousness from both pleasure and blood loss. How many times has he seen them wake up happy next.

But this kind of pleasure…was extraordinary. Something otherworldly. With the throb of the pulse, he could feel everything, every single powerful feeling coursing through this powerful body beneath him. Pitiful human moans and gasps of pleasure paled in comparison to this, the boner inside the thin fabric was begging for release…and shamelessly, Oikawa grabbed for it without a second though. When Kuroo felt it was more than enough, as the amount of excitement coursing through his dead body started to make him feel unbearable, he pulled away, only to receive a gasp and a pitiful whimper from the most powerful creature that was actually alive in this world, “P-please, don’t stop!”

“Stop being foolish! You can lose too much blood!”

“Hah, I don’t…mmph..care! More!!~~ More!”

But Kuroo didn’t comply fully…he only bit into the same spot without drawing any blood, no matter how much his canines begged for it, until this shameless dog orgasmed, his body shuddering in the climax.

Kuroo licked the wound, making sure the mark would disappear as he watched Oikawa come down from his high.

The slightly sweaty body was not an unusual sight to Kuroo, but the smell of sex that came from Oikawa was overwhelming. He momentarily wondered how many other dogs or even humans could withstand it without jumping him.

“Mmm…damn, that was amazing,” Oikawa traced his neck with a couple of fingers, still dazed as he licked his lips, “Probably the best orgasm of my life,” with those words, he looked up at the vampire with innocent honest eyes, smiling, “I feel jealous of your lovers.”

Kuroo actually laughed at that, but said nothing more.

They spent a few more hours like that, just talking, with Kuroo’s hand gently gliding through Oikawa’s messy hair, before Oikawa finally said, “You should probably go now. While your kind can’t pick up your trail anymore, my family can smell you out easily,” rolling over, the werewolf sat up, looking almost like a sad puppy.

And right then and there…there was one thing Kuroo was certain of…Oikawa belonged to him. Was this actually…how their bond worked? Was this the result of this seemingly pointless encounter?

Although there was no longer a reason to call it pointless.

Kuroo was glad he seemed to have found a flawed dog. Or…was he falling into his paws instead, by complying with all his wishes?

For now…he was not going to find out it seemed.

Kuroo strolled over to the door and opened it, allowing the cold air to ease the density that seemed to have accumulated inside. Looking back at Oikawa one more time, he added, “Come and find me sometime, puppy…that is, if you survive trying to explain what happened here,” and why you let a vampire escape.

Oikawa shrugged and waved him off, “Be concerned about your own survival more than mine, you sexy bloodsucker.”

With a small laugh, Kuroo was out the door, paving his way through the woods, thinking back to Oikawa and vowing that if he survived this, he would be able to see the werewolf once more.

And it would no longer be a pointless encounter.

 The End.

[colorisbyshe]

farmjew replied to your post: “do you ever get like… latent anxiety for shit you did as a kid? for...”:

Same except i get anxiety over stuff like 9 yr old me lying to my mom about smth I did when she knew better

tbh i was a very honest child and never did anything bad i had to lie about besides like... lying to teachers about why i don't have my homework. which tbh was just me being a rock star by protesting the academic establishment as a 12 year old

[weiy1ng]

farmjew replied to your post “*sits back and watches as the gdc tag gets riled up about a blocklist*”

Whatever the block list had, some of the reactions to it that I’ve seen are damning lmao cishets get big mad

i see them bring up that mxtx is straight as if that’s...an excuse? there’s small parts of every one of her books that makes me go “hmmm sounds sketchy!” but its not a big enough pet peeve for me to rant about

[minrafn]

farmjew replied to your post: im so glad that mdzs / mxtx in general fandom is...

Akdhjshdjhd I haven’t seen anyone say XY was mentally ill but I have been ppl like. REALLY into him and it freaked me out Like Hisoka/illumi from hxh all over again

i haven’t gone to hxh but rly if theres any characters in mdzs u should be lauding as mentally ill it’s the mcs...like...they all have pretty severe trauma and probably ptsd... n ive always interpreted wwx as top tier godless no holds barred adhd (because so am i LOL) + he Absolutely seemsto experience dissociation  but i will Not wax poetic about my mdzs MI headcanon interpretations on this post