#farmeranswers

[thefarmerlife]

Hey! Farm guy. Do you think the ladies like my haircut?

[ It looks very fashionable. ] [ It looks like some kind of fungal growth. ]

..it looks like shit.

Ah- wait—

No. It looks fashionable.

(That was weird..)

[thefarmerlife]

New hat poke. 500g

@hat-mouse-sdv

Awww, cool! This is-

Wait a sec.

This is trying to get me into Spirits Eve! UGH! I need to go back to work.

[thefarmerlife]

You want to see if murder can happen? You should try hoeing down the mountain path/glitching up to the summit.

H- how does that relate to murder???? Just me climbing a mountain?

Maybe I shouldn’t have asked about murder.

[thefarmerlife]

Hi um.. Im penny.. I uh noticed you uh sold Pierre some poppys.. Do you have any more? Those are my favorites! I'll pay you well!

(@pennyschool)

Oh, uh..yeah, I have some.

*He pulls out a stack of poppy’s*

This enough?

[thefarmerlife]

what's your least favorite skill to grind?

Ugh, fishing. It’s always so hard to get those slimy bitches when they move rapidly and I keep trying to get the green bar on them over and over again.

I hate fish.

[thefarmerlife]

watch out for the day of winter 20.

what.

[thefarmerlife]

Hey. What the fuck did I miss out?? Why is everyone pissed at Pierre????

[thefarmerlife]

Oh your that farmer huh..? Bus broke down so I'm kinda stuck here for a bit..

- @kiwitheclown

Oh, well..welcome here. I guess. I’m no bus builder but uh..yeah, sorry.

[thefarmerlife]

🎶 You don’t have to be lonely🎶

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ᴬᵗ ᶠᵃʳᵐᵉʳˢ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᵈᵒᵗ ᶜᵒᵐ…

[thefarmerlife]

Ugh, okay. I think I’m better.

I uh…passed out while on the farm working. Sorry, should have taken y’all’s advice.

But uh- this nurse, Maru? I think that was her name, she came by and took me into the clinic to treat me. Feel hella better now.

…Maybe I should talk to the people in the Valley more. Maru was…nice.

[thefarmerlife]

🪨🦀 has gifted:

💎

wgat the fuck…

[thefarmerlife]

*rock crab shanks you**rock crab shanks you**rock crab shanks you**rock crab shanks you**rock crab shanks you**rock crab shanks you**rock crab shanks you**rock crab shanks you*

OH MY G

[thefarmerlife]

hey farmer!

a gift for you:

Wh- what am I suppose to do either a cat?? I can’t even take care of a—!

And..you’re walking away..

Great, now I have a cat.

[thefarmerlife]

What’s your favorite event in the valley so far? Mine is the fall festival 🎃

Well..I don’t go to the events. Since I’m so busy and all..

Maybe I can try out this year.

[thefarmerlife]

yo farmer what's your favourite trash can to rummage through

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Lewis.

[thefarmerlife]

what’s good man! I’ve never seen you before what’s your name? How are you doing?

Uh..just call me Farmer.

And- I’ve been fine, I guess. Still have the slime in my chest. Don’t…know what to do about that.