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[asksprunkiestsimon]

" i really vibe with the treasure hunt aesthetic of it all " " for real ! but like .. " " ..why didn't you ever just give it to me personally ? seems like a lot of work you didn't get credit for, man "

[ He pauses to stare at the spider ] [ ..What the fuck?!?! That spider was definitely giving him the once-over. He squints at that ] [ You're so lucky Faren is here, Monroe.. Or else you would be torn apart right now ]

" ..monroe ! " " thats a cool name " " whats happening, little bud ? "

[ Making small talk with a spider.. Typical Sunday shenanigans ] [ He rotates the pot around, giving the flower petals a gentle flick ] [ Monroe is up to something. I know who you are Monroe.. ]

[Approximately 3:28 AM]

*Someone knocked on simons door.*

*It was Faren! They brought another bundle of flowers. This time, it was a bundle of pink, purple, and blue Hydrangeas.*

*Realizing how early into the morning it was, they decided that it was a perfect opportunity to gift Simon two gifts instead of just one! They hurriedly ran back to their home in who knows where and then just as quickly came back, a pastel yellow flowerpot with simple doodles of smiles and flowers painted one in light indigo.*

*Faren quickly scooped up some soil from the ground as they rushed back and placed in the pot. Once they reached Simons door again, they gently plced down the flowerpot, planted the flowers into the soil of the pot, and walked away.*

*In all honesty, Faren wanted to walk back and wait in front of his door, though knew that it would seem extremely awkward and shivered at the thought of getting a disgusted look from him if he knew Faren stalked him long enough to find his house.*

*And so, they walked through the dark, ignoring their urges to make a friend the normal way.*

[ Simon has become an uncharacteristically light sleeper as of late. When he can get himself down, even the slightest tap to the window would be enough to jolt him awake ] [ It was actually one of the first nights he has spent in his own room ever since.. well.. The Incident.. So he has been fighting for sleep for the past 4 hours now ]

[ So when he heard that door knock, you better believe he had dragged his fluffy ass out of bed to check who was there. Maybe even slightly apprehensive given how late it was.. ] [ The biggest yawn. JAW UNHINGE-worthy yawn. ]

" wuh .. "

[ Eyes were barely opening. He creaked one open to survey the environment in front of him and was rightfully confused when he didn't see.. anyone there ] [ Almost chalked it up to a prank. But that was before he looked down at the dirt in front of him ]

[ Oh.. ] [ He kneeled down to inspect the pot and the flowers, running his claw across the cute little details, fidgeting with the petals in his half-asleep stupor ] [ An ear flicks. He yawns again. Could this be another secret gift left by Vineria? But he thought they were cool now.. she didn't have to keep squirrelling away presents in front of his doorstep out of fear ] [ ..Unless ]

[ Then it's like he got bit on the ass. His eyes widen and he straightens up, suddenly hit with a wave of energy. He stuck his nose up in the air and began sniffing ] [ OH. This SO could be the anonymous gifter that he got a while ago! And by the sound of the knocking.. they couldn't have gone far either ] [ Simon easily picked up the scent of them, sprinting in a direction with worrying speed ]

[ Oh. Oh shit Faren. No way. The stalker becomes the stalkee. ] [ His paws beat at the wet dirt as his speed picks up, getting more and more enthusiastic as their scent grows heavier ] [ By now pattering of something in the woods would become harder and harder to ignore. And.. getting closer? ]

[ OH SHIT. OH FUCK HE FOUND YOU. RUN. RUN AWAY ] [ RUN AWAY. ] [ HE IS ABOUT TO SLAM RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF HER KNEES ]

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[asksprunkiestsimon]

[Approximately 3:28 AM]

*Someone knocked on simons door.*

*It was Faren! They brought another bundle of flowers. This time, it was a bundle of pink, purple, and blue Hydrangeas.*

*Realizing how early into the morning it was, they decided that it was a perfect opportunity to gift Simon two gifts instead of just one! They hurriedly ran back to their home in who knows where and then just as quickly came back, a pastel yellow flowerpot with simple doodles of smiles and flowers painted one in light indigo.*

*Faren quickly scooped up some soil from the ground as they rushed back and placed in the pot. Once they reached Simons door again, they gently plced down the flowerpot, planted the flowers into the soil of the pot, and walked away.*

*In all honesty, Faren wanted to walk back and wait in front of his door, though knew that it would seem extremely awkward and shivered at the thought of getting a disgusted look from him if he knew Faren stalked him long enough to find his house.*

*And so, they walked through the dark, ignoring their urges to make a friend the normal way.*

[ Simon has become an uncharacteristically light sleeper as of late. When he can get himself down, even the slightest tap to the window would be enough to jolt him awake ] [ It was actually one of the first nights he has spent in his own room ever since.. well.. The Incident.. So he has been fighting for sleep for the past 4 hours now ]

[ So when he heard that door knock, you better believe he had dragged his fluffy ass out of bed to check who was there. Maybe even slightly apprehensive given how late it was.. ] [ The biggest yawn. JAW UNHINGE-worthy yawn. ]

" wuh .. "

[ Eyes were barely opening. He creaked one open to survey the environment in front of him and was rightfully confused when he didn't see.. anyone there ] [ Almost chalked it up to a prank. But that was before he looked down at the dirt in front of him ]

[ Oh.. ] [ He kneeled down to inspect the pot and the flowers, running his claw across the cute little details, fidgeting with the petals in his half-asleep stupor ] [ An ear flicks. He yawns again. Could this be another secret gift left by Vineria? But he thought they were cool now.. she didn't have to keep squirrelling away presents in front of his doorstep out of fear ] [ ..Unless ]

[ Then it's like he got bit on the ass. His eyes widen and he straightens up, suddenly hit with a wave of energy. He stuck his nose up in the air and began sniffing ] [ OH. This SO could be the anonymous gifter that he got a while ago! And by the sound of the knocking.. they couldn't have gone far either ] [ Simon easily picked up the scent of them, sprinting in a direction with worrying speed ]

[ Oh. Oh shit Faren. No way. The stalker becomes the stalkee. ] [ His paws beat at the wet dirt as his speed picks up, getting more and more enthusiastic as their scent grows heavier ] [ By now pattering of something in the woods would become harder and harder to ignore. And.. getting closer? ]

[ OH SHIT. OH FUCK HE FOUND YOU. RUN. RUN AWAY ] [ RUN AWAY. ] [ HE IS ABOUT TO SLAM RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF HER KNEES ]

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[asksprunkiestsimon]

[ I feel you, Faren.. I really do.. ] [ He tilts his head at their eyes, which were all teary and wet. This stupid alien baby is aware this is not always a good sign, and immediately begins mimicking that ] [ Now he is ALSO tearing up. He crew. They both crode.. ]

" uuu .. " " don't be scared !! i am simon "

*Faren stares down at baby simon.*

"Cute."

*They want to pet him but don't want him to be uncomfortable.*

[ Simon stares up at them ] [ ..Holds up his paws towards them ] [ Hello Faren. Pick him up ]

Sprunkling M!A [18/?]

[asksprunkiestsimon]

[ Faren was indeed a closed book. Simon wasn't usually good at reading people, but even he was clued into how ominous they were.. Definitely increased intrigue! ] [ So when they bent over and picked up the spider, it definitely threw him for a loop ] [ He tilted his head, watching the spider crawl into Faren's palms like it was hypnotised to do so. Simon gently places his gift onto a side table and then trotted on over ]

" ..do i like them ? " " well. i can't say i go out of my way to find them, but .. " " ermm.... eeerrrrr yyyyknow what ? yeah. yeah ! i fuck with spiders ! "

[ Inspecting it from over their shoulder ] [ ..Repressing the urge to put it in his mouth. Don't eat the spider. Don't eat the spider. Don't eat the spider ]

" i see you fuck with spiders heavy - ? "

[ What are u saying ]

[Approximately 3:28 AM]

*Someone knocked on simons door.*

*It was Faren! They brought another bundle of flowers. This time, it was a bundle of pink, purple, and blue Hydrangeas.*

*Realizing how early into the morning it was, they decided that it was a perfect opportunity to gift Simon two gifts instead of just one! They hurriedly ran back to their home in who knows where and then just as quickly came back, a pastel yellow flowerpot with simple doodles of smiles and flowers painted one in light indigo.*

*Faren quickly scooped up some soil from the ground as they rushed back and placed in the pot. Once they reached Simons door again, they gently plced down the flowerpot, planted the flowers into the soil of the pot, and walked away.*

*In all honesty, Faren wanted to walk back and wait in front of his door, though knew that it would seem extremely awkward and shivered at the thought of getting a disgusted look from him if he knew Faren stalked him long enough to find his house.*

*And so, they walked through the dark, ignoring their urges to make a friend the normal way.*

[ Simon has become an uncharacteristically light sleeper as of late. When he can get himself down, even the slightest tap to the window would be enough to jolt him awake ] [ It was actually one of the first nights he has spent in his own room ever since.. well.. The Incident.. So he has been fighting for sleep for the past 4 hours now ]

[ So when he heard that door knock, you better believe he had dragged his fluffy ass out of bed to check who was there. Maybe even slightly apprehensive given how late it was.. ] [ The biggest yawn. JAW UNHINGE-worthy yawn. ]

" wuh .. "

[ Eyes were barely opening. He creaked one open to survey the environment in front of him and was rightfully confused when he didn't see.. anyone there ] [ Almost chalked it up to a prank. But that was before he looked down at the dirt in front of him ]

[ Oh.. ] [ He kneeled down to inspect the pot and the flowers, running his claw across the cute little details, fidgeting with the petals in his half-asleep stupor ] [ An ear flicks. He yawns again. Could this be another secret gift left by Vineria? But he thought they were cool now.. she didn't have to keep squirrelling away presents in front of his doorstep out of fear ] [ ..Unless ]

[ Then it's like he got bit on the ass. His eyes widen and he straightens up, suddenly hit with a wave of energy. He stuck his nose up in the air and began sniffing ] [ OH. This SO could be the anonymous gifter that he got a while ago! And by the sound of the knocking.. they couldn't have gone far either ] [ Simon easily picked up the scent of them, sprinting in a direction with worrying speed ]

[ Oh. Oh shit Faren. No way. The stalker becomes the stalkee. ] [ His paws beat at the wet dirt as his speed picks up, getting more and more enthusiastic as their scent grows heavier ] [ By now pattering of something in the woods would become harder and harder to ignore. And.. getting closer? ]

[ OH SHIT. OH FUCK HE FOUND YOU. RUN. RUN AWAY ] [ RUN AWAY. ] [ HE IS ABOUT TO SLAM RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF HER KNEES ]

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[asksprunkiestsimon]

" .. i geddit "

[ He piped up, smile returning back to its usual zest ] [ And then Faren went silent. Sounds of crickets and night time forest ambience filled the air. A gust of cold 3AM air which left Simon (in all his thick fur and everything) rubbing at his arms and chattering his teeth ]

" heey.. i don't mean to make this weird or anything " " and if it is, you can totally forget i said anything " " ..but it's really late out. and i'm really cold " " do you mind if we go back to my place and continue this conversation there ? "

[Approximately 3:28 AM]

*Someone knocked on simons door.*

*It was Faren! They brought another bundle of flowers. This time, it was a bundle of pink, purple, and blue Hydrangeas.*

*Realizing how early into the morning it was, they decided that it was a perfect opportunity to gift Simon two gifts instead of just one! They hurriedly ran back to their home in who knows where and then just as quickly came back, a pastel yellow flowerpot with simple doodles of smiles and flowers painted one in light indigo.*

*Faren quickly scooped up some soil from the ground as they rushed back and placed in the pot. Once they reached Simons door again, they gently plced down the flowerpot, planted the flowers into the soil of the pot, and walked away.*

*In all honesty, Faren wanted to walk back and wait in front of his door, though knew that it would seem extremely awkward and shivered at the thought of getting a disgusted look from him if he knew Faren stalked him long enough to find his house.*

*And so, they walked through the dark, ignoring their urges to make a friend the normal way.*

[ Simon has become an uncharacteristically light sleeper as of late. When he can get himself down, even the slightest tap to the window would be enough to jolt him awake ] [ It was actually one of the first nights he has spent in his own room ever since.. well.. The Incident.. So he has been fighting for sleep for the past 4 hours now ]

[ So when he heard that door knock, you better believe he had dragged his fluffy ass out of bed to check who was there. Maybe even slightly apprehensive given how late it was.. ] [ The biggest yawn. JAW UNHINGE-worthy yawn. ]

" wuh .. "

[ Eyes were barely opening. He creaked one open to survey the environment in front of him and was rightfully confused when he didn't see.. anyone there ] [ Almost chalked it up to a prank. But that was before he looked down at the dirt in front of him ]

[ Oh.. ] [ He kneeled down to inspect the pot and the flowers, running his claw across the cute little details, fidgeting with the petals in his half-asleep stupor ] [ An ear flicks. He yawns again. Could this be another secret gift left by Vineria? But he thought they were cool now.. she didn't have to keep squirrelling away presents in front of his doorstep out of fear ] [ ..Unless ]

[ Then it's like he got bit on the ass. His eyes widen and he straightens up, suddenly hit with a wave of energy. He stuck his nose up in the air and began sniffing ] [ OH. This SO could be the anonymous gifter that he got a while ago! And by the sound of the knocking.. they couldn't have gone far either ] [ Simon easily picked up the scent of them, sprinting in a direction with worrying speed ]

[ Oh. Oh shit Faren. No way. The stalker becomes the stalkee. ] [ His paws beat at the wet dirt as his speed picks up, getting more and more enthusiastic as their scent grows heavier ] [ By now pattering of something in the woods would become harder and harder to ignore. And.. getting closer? ]

[ OH SHIT. OH FUCK HE FOUND YOU. RUN. RUN AWAY ] [ RUN AWAY. ] [ HE IS ABOUT TO SLAM RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF HER KNEES ]

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[asksprunkiestsimon]

[ He WHOOSHED past them, the gust of air that followed was crazy violent. He dug his hands into the dirt to regain his bearings, twisting back to maintain balance. Just to look at them ]

[ His eyes glowed yellow in the darkness. And him being hunched over on the ground like that on all fours? Was ominous as hell. Cannot believe this Faren creature was initially smiling at this beast .. ]

[ ..But then he stood up, brushed the dirt off his paws.. straightened out his sleep shirt… and held out a paw. To shake? To fist bump? Who knows ]

“ hey !! “

“ have you been the mystery stranger leaving me loot at my doorstep randomly and then running off ? “

“ i’ve been BENT on tryna find you, buddy ! where have you been going ? without even sticking around to chat ? “

“ —i’m simon ! “

[ Big grin. Umm.. yeah.. I think they know ur name ]

[Approximately 3:28 AM]

*Someone knocked on simons door.*

*It was Faren! They brought another bundle of flowers. This time, it was a bundle of pink, purple, and blue Hydrangeas.*

*Realizing how early into the morning it was, they decided that it was a perfect opportunity to gift Simon two gifts instead of just one! They hurriedly ran back to their home in who knows where and then just as quickly came back, a pastel yellow flowerpot with simple doodles of smiles and flowers painted one in light indigo.*

*Faren quickly scooped up some soil from the ground as they rushed back and placed in the pot. Once they reached Simons door again, they gently plced down the flowerpot, planted the flowers into the soil of the pot, and walked away.*

*In all honesty, Faren wanted to walk back and wait in front of his door, though knew that it would seem extremely awkward and shivered at the thought of getting a disgusted look from him if he knew Faren stalked him long enough to find his house.*

*And so, they walked through the dark, ignoring their urges to make a friend the normal way.*

[ Simon has become an uncharacteristically light sleeper as of late. When he can get himself down, even the slightest tap to the window would be enough to jolt him awake ] [ It was actually one of the first nights he has spent in his own room ever since.. well.. The Incident.. So he has been fighting for sleep for the past 4 hours now ]

[ So when he heard that door knock, you better believe he had dragged his fluffy ass out of bed to check who was there. Maybe even slightly apprehensive given how late it was.. ] [ The biggest yawn. JAW UNHINGE-worthy yawn. ]

" wuh .. "

[ Eyes were barely opening. He creaked one open to survey the environment in front of him and was rightfully confused when he didn't see.. anyone there ] [ Almost chalked it up to a prank. But that was before he looked down at the dirt in front of him ]

[ Oh.. ] [ He kneeled down to inspect the pot and the flowers, running his claw across the cute little details, fidgeting with the petals in his half-asleep stupor ] [ An ear flicks. He yawns again. Could this be another secret gift left by Vineria? But he thought they were cool now.. she didn't have to keep squirrelling away presents in front of his doorstep out of fear ] [ ..Unless ]

[ Then it's like he got bit on the ass. His eyes widen and he straightens up, suddenly hit with a wave of energy. He stuck his nose up in the air and began sniffing ] [ OH. This SO could be the anonymous gifter that he got a while ago! And by the sound of the knocking.. they couldn't have gone far either ] [ Simon easily picked up the scent of them, sprinting in a direction with worrying speed ]

[ Oh. Oh shit Faren. No way. The stalker becomes the stalkee. ] [ His paws beat at the wet dirt as his speed picks up, getting more and more enthusiastic as their scent grows heavier ] [ By now pattering of something in the woods would become harder and harder to ignore. And.. getting closer? ]

[ OH SHIT. OH FUCK HE FOUND YOU. RUN. RUN AWAY ] [ RUN AWAY. ] [ HE IS ABOUT TO SLAM RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF HER KNEES ]

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[asksprunkiestsimon]

[ They're like.. ominous goth fluttershy coded.. /pos /silly ]

" well thats great news ! " " because my house is crawling with them right now " " i guess i left a window open when i left "

[ He popped the end of his hoodie string into his mouth, chewing on it silently ] [ This'll do.. ] [ Faren you are such a king for not wanting to embarrass him ] [ The antennae flash a gentle green. Watching this stranger gradually loosen up more and more in front of him was strangely soothing to him. He smiled ]

" my gifts ? loved them " " they were awfully thoughtful of you, dude ! " " did you make this pot ? "

[Approximately 3:28 AM]

*Someone knocked on simons door.*

*It was Faren! They brought another bundle of flowers. This time, it was a bundle of pink, purple, and blue Hydrangeas.*

*Realizing how early into the morning it was, they decided that it was a perfect opportunity to gift Simon two gifts instead of just one! They hurriedly ran back to their home in who knows where and then just as quickly came back, a pastel yellow flowerpot with simple doodles of smiles and flowers painted one in light indigo.*

*Faren quickly scooped up some soil from the ground as they rushed back and placed in the pot. Once they reached Simons door again, they gently plced down the flowerpot, planted the flowers into the soil of the pot, and walked away.*

*In all honesty, Faren wanted to walk back and wait in front of his door, though knew that it would seem extremely awkward and shivered at the thought of getting a disgusted look from him if he knew Faren stalked him long enough to find his house.*

*And so, they walked through the dark, ignoring their urges to make a friend the normal way.*

[ Simon has become an uncharacteristically light sleeper as of late. When he can get himself down, even the slightest tap to the window would be enough to jolt him awake ] [ It was actually one of the first nights he has spent in his own room ever since.. well.. The Incident.. So he has been fighting for sleep for the past 4 hours now ]

[ So when he heard that door knock, you better believe he had dragged his fluffy ass out of bed to check who was there. Maybe even slightly apprehensive given how late it was.. ] [ The biggest yawn. JAW UNHINGE-worthy yawn. ]

" wuh .. "

[ Eyes were barely opening. He creaked one open to survey the environment in front of him and was rightfully confused when he didn't see.. anyone there ] [ Almost chalked it up to a prank. But that was before he looked down at the dirt in front of him ]

[ Oh.. ] [ He kneeled down to inspect the pot and the flowers, running his claw across the cute little details, fidgeting with the petals in his half-asleep stupor ] [ An ear flicks. He yawns again. Could this be another secret gift left by Vineria? But he thought they were cool now.. she didn't have to keep squirrelling away presents in front of his doorstep out of fear ] [ ..Unless ]

[ Then it's like he got bit on the ass. His eyes widen and he straightens up, suddenly hit with a wave of energy. He stuck his nose up in the air and began sniffing ] [ OH. This SO could be the anonymous gifter that he got a while ago! And by the sound of the knocking.. they couldn't have gone far either ] [ Simon easily picked up the scent of them, sprinting in a direction with worrying speed ]

[ Oh. Oh shit Faren. No way. The stalker becomes the stalkee. ] [ His paws beat at the wet dirt as his speed picks up, getting more and more enthusiastic as their scent grows heavier ] [ By now pattering of something in the woods would become harder and harder to ignore. And.. getting closer? ]

[ OH SHIT. OH FUCK HE FOUND YOU. RUN. RUN AWAY ] [ RUN AWAY. ] [ HE IS ABOUT TO SLAM RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF HER KNEES ]

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[asksprunkiestsimon]

[ He gives them a big ole thumbs up.. And then grasps right onto their wrist ] [ Forgive him.. He is way too close and personal and touchy for his own good ]

" i know you already know where my place is ! " " ..somehow .. " " but i wouldn't want you to get lost in the dark. the night creatures are cold and unforgiving .. "

[ And then at once they began bolting forward. He is a little speedster, Faren would probably fall over if they didn't have good balance ] [ This isn't doing them any favours for their anxiety ] [ But the good thing is that they both arrived back at the doorstep in record time, very nearly tripping over Faren's gift they left previously ] [ Simon bends over to pick up the potted flowers, holding open the door with a small smile ]

" after you, dude !! " " sorry for the mess. i um - aha. i just kind of recently 'moved' back in here " " after a month-long sleepover in the forest and then at my best buds "

[ The interior was.. rather dusty. Nothing was where it should be, and if it could be wrinkled and strewn on the floor? It was. A few spiders in the corner of the rooms and the occasional roach that had nested itself in the month of absence ] [ And it definitely smelled like musty mothballs ] [ ..But at least it was warm! ]

[Approximately 3:28 AM]

*Someone knocked on simons door.*

*It was Faren! They brought another bundle of flowers. This time, it was a bundle of pink, purple, and blue Hydrangeas.*

*Realizing how early into the morning it was, they decided that it was a perfect opportunity to gift Simon two gifts instead of just one! They hurriedly ran back to their home in who knows where and then just as quickly came back, a pastel yellow flowerpot with simple doodles of smiles and flowers painted one in light indigo.*

*Faren quickly scooped up some soil from the ground as they rushed back and placed in the pot. Once they reached Simons door again, they gently plced down the flowerpot, planted the flowers into the soil of the pot, and walked away.*

*In all honesty, Faren wanted to walk back and wait in front of his door, though knew that it would seem extremely awkward and shivered at the thought of getting a disgusted look from him if he knew Faren stalked him long enough to find his house.*

*And so, they walked through the dark, ignoring their urges to make a friend the normal way.*

[ Simon has become an uncharacteristically light sleeper as of late. When he can get himself down, even the slightest tap to the window would be enough to jolt him awake ] [ It was actually one of the first nights he has spent in his own room ever since.. well.. The Incident.. So he has been fighting for sleep for the past 4 hours now ]

[ So when he heard that door knock, you better believe he had dragged his fluffy ass out of bed to check who was there. Maybe even slightly apprehensive given how late it was.. ] [ The biggest yawn. JAW UNHINGE-worthy yawn. ]

" wuh .. "

[ Eyes were barely opening. He creaked one open to survey the environment in front of him and was rightfully confused when he didn't see.. anyone there ] [ Almost chalked it up to a prank. But that was before he looked down at the dirt in front of him ]

[ Oh.. ] [ He kneeled down to inspect the pot and the flowers, running his claw across the cute little details, fidgeting with the petals in his half-asleep stupor ] [ An ear flicks. He yawns again. Could this be another secret gift left by Vineria? But he thought they were cool now.. she didn't have to keep squirrelling away presents in front of his doorstep out of fear ] [ ..Unless ]

[ Then it's like he got bit on the ass. His eyes widen and he straightens up, suddenly hit with a wave of energy. He stuck his nose up in the air and began sniffing ] [ OH. This SO could be the anonymous gifter that he got a while ago! And by the sound of the knocking.. they couldn't have gone far either ] [ Simon easily picked up the scent of them, sprinting in a direction with worrying speed ]

[ Oh. Oh shit Faren. No way. The stalker becomes the stalkee. ] [ His paws beat at the wet dirt as his speed picks up, getting more and more enthusiastic as their scent grows heavier ] [ By now pattering of something in the woods would become harder and harder to ignore. And.. getting closer? ]

[ OH SHIT. OH FUCK HE FOUND YOU. RUN. RUN AWAY ] [ RUN AWAY. ] [ HE IS ABOUT TO SLAM RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF HER KNEES ]

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[asksprunkiestsimon]

[ As soon as the hand was in his paw, it was shaken vigorously. FINALLY he has caught the mystery gifter, the hunt is over.. ]

" DUUDE " " you totally sent me off on a treasure hunt for you " " i was gathering clues like i was sherlock holmes, you wouldn't believe what-- " " ..hey ..don't be scared.. i'm chill, i promise .. ! "

[ Grin drops into something a lot more warm. An effort to soothe their nervousness which was very present in how they were talking and acting.. The poor dude... ] [ Simon, of course, did not read the note. He's a goer. As soon as the pot was left at his door, he was bolting out to locate the sender ] [ Wonder how he'd react if they told him how closely they've observed him. He hasn't been a spectacle before ]

" is that why you haven't actually stuck around to shoot the shit ? " " is it .. " " is it 'coz you're nervous ? "

[Approximately 3:28 AM]

*Someone knocked on simons door.*

*It was Faren! They brought another bundle of flowers. This time, it was a bundle of pink, purple, and blue Hydrangeas.*

*Realizing how early into the morning it was, they decided that it was a perfect opportunity to gift Simon two gifts instead of just one! They hurriedly ran back to their home in who knows where and then just as quickly came back, a pastel yellow flowerpot with simple doodles of smiles and flowers painted one in light indigo.*

*Faren quickly scooped up some soil from the ground as they rushed back and placed in the pot. Once they reached Simons door again, they gently plced down the flowerpot, planted the flowers into the soil of the pot, and walked away.*

*In all honesty, Faren wanted to walk back and wait in front of his door, though knew that it would seem extremely awkward and shivered at the thought of getting a disgusted look from him if he knew Faren stalked him long enough to find his house.*

*And so, they walked through the dark, ignoring their urges to make a friend the normal way.*

[ Simon has become an uncharacteristically light sleeper as of late. When he can get himself down, even the slightest tap to the window would be enough to jolt him awake ] [ It was actually one of the first nights he has spent in his own room ever since.. well.. The Incident.. So he has been fighting for sleep for the past 4 hours now ]

[ So when he heard that door knock, you better believe he had dragged his fluffy ass out of bed to check who was there. Maybe even slightly apprehensive given how late it was.. ] [ The biggest yawn. JAW UNHINGE-worthy yawn. ]

" wuh .. "

[ Eyes were barely opening. He creaked one open to survey the environment in front of him and was rightfully confused when he didn't see.. anyone there ] [ Almost chalked it up to a prank. But that was before he looked down at the dirt in front of him ]

[ Oh.. ] [ He kneeled down to inspect the pot and the flowers, running his claw across the cute little details, fidgeting with the petals in his half-asleep stupor ] [ An ear flicks. He yawns again. Could this be another secret gift left by Vineria? But he thought they were cool now.. she didn't have to keep squirrelling away presents in front of his doorstep out of fear ] [ ..Unless ]

[ Then it's like he got bit on the ass. His eyes widen and he straightens up, suddenly hit with a wave of energy. He stuck his nose up in the air and began sniffing ] [ OH. This SO could be the anonymous gifter that he got a while ago! And by the sound of the knocking.. they couldn't have gone far either ] [ Simon easily picked up the scent of them, sprinting in a direction with worrying speed ]

[ Oh. Oh shit Faren. No way. The stalker becomes the stalkee. ] [ His paws beat at the wet dirt as his speed picks up, getting more and more enthusiastic as their scent grows heavier ] [ By now pattering of something in the woods would become harder and harder to ignore. And.. getting closer? ]

[ OH SHIT. OH FUCK HE FOUND YOU. RUN. RUN AWAY ] [ RUN AWAY. ] [ HE IS ABOUT TO SLAM RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF HER KNEES ]

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