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d-apperc-adaver · 11 months ago

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Even thought I’m not doing anything here on tumblr I am Junots strongest soldier (unintentionally ironic) and spreading the WRONG!!! word around. Including him pushing my boy INTO THE SPOTLIGHT whenever I talk about napoleons fart crusades or whatever he did he’s dead and castrated anyway (JOKE!!)

And hell let’s make it a wierd inside joke😭 like whenever someone asks about him make it tangled so they don’t if he was a marshal or not.‼️‼️

I like how often Junot gets included among Napoléon's marshals even though he was never one. You guys are making his dream come true!

#it’s like being friends with someone but they don’t let you with the gang #poor poor Junot :{#napoleonic era #jean andoche junot #junot #napoleon bonaparte #and his evil twin #fapoleon boneafart #napoleons marshals #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #napoleon and josephine #gotta include her too🙄#only forgiving her cause she liked Australia #I WOULDVE BEEN A FAR BETTER CANDIDATE- *gets assasinated before I finish my sentence*#even though I sound like I hate Napoleon in this post I love the guy. complexity wins me over.

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