#fane is just a socially awkward turtle because he never interacted with the clan or anyone else lol

[emerald-amidst-gold]

Fane’s Adventures Continue!

I said I was gonna blow up people’s dash with my boy, so blow it up I shall! I’ll probably end up just doing this until I beat the damn game. It’s too much fun~!

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In which Fane wrestles with the fact that people aren’t angry like him by default.

Fane, internal monologue: Is he..joking? Am I supposed to joke too? I should, shouldn’t I? What are jokes though? I don’t do jokes, but maybe I should--

Fane, being typical Fane: I didn’t want to fucking be here, you know. 

Cullen, again, someone just trying to be light: Ah..well, that’s.. I understand..

Fane, internally slapping himself: Why am I like this? Why am I fucking like this?! 

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Local dragon is hailed the Herald of Andraste, and can’t cope because the weird, familiar elf makes him feel things.

Fane, internally: Why the is he so familiar? I never left the clan before this, so what the hell? This doesn’t make sense! Maybe it’s the mark messing with my head? But why would it--? Oh, hey, he’s..smiling? At me? Why would he--?

Solas, just really confused and intrigued: Herald, are you--?

Fane, without thinking: Your face looks good like that. 

Solas: I’m..sorry?

Fane, realizes what he said and blanks: I’m..gonna go die now. Just leave me in the ditch when you find me, okay? *embarrassed dragon roars in his head* What is wrong with me?! ‘Your face looks good like that’?! Who the hell says that?!

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In which Fane wants to take a nap because he can’t handle this level of insularity. Meanwhile, has no idea he already did that. *finger guns*

Fane, mildy amused: Why do these idiots act like that care about sanctity? They only care where they can put an army, or their own asses. This is tiresome. I need a nap. I think a thousand years worth of sleep would do it.. 

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There’s plenty of trees in the Hinterlands, and Fane will use them. With his head and a lot of force.

Scout Harding: Herald of Andraste, huh? That’s--

Fane: Don’t. I mean..I’ve already fucked myself over enough in the last two days, can we please just stop before I slam my head against the trunk of a tree?

Scout Harding, confused: Uhh, sure! Whatever you want, Herald.

Fane, urge to kill rising from title: Thank you. Truly. *internal dragon roars intensify*

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That’s all I got for now! Yeah, for now, there’s more coming. I’m having a ball with this! Eheheh~