#fanboy apo

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Did you go to Mile's concert?

Mile's number one fan.

from Mpulse twitter

[elnotwoods]

fanboy Apo Nattawin strikes again

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Guitarist Mile at Woody Talk 🎸✨🤘

Two clips - Mile jamming with P'Oh, then Mile (1:05) Mile sharing the first song he learned.

Clip 1 (0:00-1:04) - Mile jams with his hero.

His expression is so passionate 😭 Apo is correct in saying he's handsomest when playing guitar... nothing makes a person more attractive than passion and talent.

(not in the video above) When they first met, P'Oh also jokingly pretended to drop Mile's guitar and Mile's guitar and Mile's life flashed before his eyes 🤣

Clip 2 (1:04-1:33) - Mile plays the first song he ever learned how to play for the audience...it's the Thai funeral song 😂😂😂 MY MANS IS SO UNSERIOUS I LOVE HIM

Fanboy Mile took to Twitter to thank P'Oh after the show:

Not sure if Na’Oh is on Twitter or IG or not

Want to really thank Na’Oh for making the time to come to #MileApoXWoodyOnStage and gave me the honor of jamming the guitar

Very surprised and truly appreciated☺️

I wish uncle Oh to be healthy and arthritis get 100% better soon and continue to be an inspiration for a long time 💚 (translation cr)

[suzteel]

Episode 4 random thoughts:

Pete and Porsche should have made out jsjsjs

That being said Pete clutching his chest like a maiden is hilarious

Vegas has ONE move and it’s the lighter

Though I’m just noticing the costuming here—Vegas in all black. Porsche in his black and white bodyguard suit. And then Kinn in simple black pants and a white shirt. Dressed like that, Kinn is barely distinguishable from the other bodyguards milling around in the yard. Kind of puts Kinn down to that very human level.

Apo’s legs. That is all.

Oh god it’s the lunch scene. This one is going in it’s own post. I’m…a little obsessed with this scene 😅

Lol you have to wonder what Porsche would have done if this dude didn’t have something of an exhibition kink.

Poor Big. When the guy you hate isn’t a bigoted asshole. So rough.

“Would you wanna kiss me?” I want him to kiss you, Pete. Y’all should have made out at least once. Just for me. We were robbed 😔

Though “Kissing is for people we like only” oh poor doomed Pete if you only knew how much that would bite you in the ass (um literally) 😈 could have saved yourself by making out with Porsche

Just keep your hand up, Chay, you’re going to know the answer to all these questions no matter what. Precious stalker fanboy.

God I always forget how BOLD Chay is too

Kim is such a DICK to Big omg. Man can’t catch a break.

Turtlenecked Pete and the Devil in White my beloveds <3

You know, the first go round I really did believe Big was the mole because, well...would you blame the guy? (I believed he was and I still didn't blame him one bit.) But the rewatches really do highlight his loyalty in so many little ways. Him bringing up the possibility of a mole with Kim (Kim being a dick hurts because Big should be in a position to be the next Chan and yet somehow he isn't) and then him being the first to notice Porsche missing and spring into action. He was such a good bodydguard. A bit of bitch too, but you know what, he deserves that. As a treat. And he wore it so well too. (Definitely in my Big feelings this rewatch.)

[victorianera]

KinnPorsche cast backstage at their Seoul show and doing introductions in Korean ❤️

[sinnadreams]

Apo is a fan of Kanye + Pharrell Williams and wants to be friends whereas Mile is a fan of Hyun Bin and imagines himself in place of Son Ye-jin

[thethera-rossa]

[insomniacpreacher]

Weird Thoughts that keep me awake at night:🫣

1. Mile, Build, Bible and Apo(its very light but it is there on his chin) have beauty spots on their faces.😅

2. Mile’s Instagram theme is Jessi’s zoom in zoom out.🤣

3. MilexApo carry the dad energy, BiblexBuild fanboy over Kpop artists and JeffxBarcode are jamming to all kinds of tunes as singers..Could the cast be anymore perfect..🥹

4. Is it Saturday yet🥲

[namtanlovesfilm]

do you know if mond has ever played in a bl before not me? i need something to watch rn

he HAS! mond has starred in two confirmed queer roles before not me!

the first one was in 2017 with his first role ever as kluay in water boyy, a swimmer & one of the side characters to apo & waii's love story. he teases achi (played by tytan teepprasan) a lot, who is a fanboy of waii, and clearly likes him.

then another queer role he has where he shined even more in my opinion even though it's a way less popular show is the judgement alongside our collective queen, mild lapassalan. WARNING this show is EXTREMELY disturbing & deals with sensitive topics not in the best way for me so I wouldn't necessarily recommend it... but mond's acting in it (& mild's as always) is PHENOMENAL & his ship with fifa premanan is one of his best, they had insane chemistry! @ctl-yuejie has a post with all the timestamps of only their story if you want to only watch that, though again mond's storyline is one of the three in that show that's really disturbing, so really proceed with caution.

his character is also suspected to be gay in kiss me again & he has suggestive same-sex scenes but he's not gay & honestly both that show and that particular storyline are terrible so don't watch it. he also played a bar host that rejects a same-sex client in saneha stories 3: bar host but the show is sadly unsubbed.

xxx

[ghcstvalleychief]

I think it's a bit of generalization no? To dismiss all those who salivate over crappy bls? Sure there is fetishism, and those who fetishize ( i mean look at how many fanboys salivate over the slave!leia costume). But I don't think they are as unaware...I used to think that. But the more I go through their personal blogs, I feel like I had projected whatever negative things I had heard on all of them.

I don't know who shits on kp or what is their reason, but many fans of bl have their own reasons for liking the " less polished" stories. We all come from different places all over the world. We all have different experiences and sometimes we will take any lgbtq media no matter how cringey it is. That's our only release. Yes perhaps most times it is just about watching two guys rubbing it off...maybe that's wrong, I don't know. But maybe it's also something personal? I don't know.

In what world is that scenario any better? That's just like saying that people who are aware of their racism is better for it because they know they're racist. Honestly, that's even worse. You know you're a bigot and you're okay with that? Wow! I've been fetishized for a number of reasons and I guarantee it does not feel good. You're not treated like a real person. You're treated like an animal in a zoo; you're not treated like a human being who's more than just this thing a bigot can use to Other you.

How about you confront your bigotry and unlearn it? Now, that's a novel idea. That's what I really want. I don't care if you're well aware of being racist or aware of the fact that you fetishize people, how about you unlearn it? How about you examine why people feel uncomfortable about the fact that you engage in this behavior to begin with? Listen to the people affected by it and learn something from it. There's a privilege in being able to fetishize the 'abnormal' and the 'exotic', isn't there? Fanboys fetishized and sexualized Slave!Leia, and Carrie Fisher coming out and emphasizing that Leia was forced to wear that costume and the character didn't choose to wear it; she was a prisoner. There's a privilege in seeing that costume as a sexual thing when the context of it has far more troubling consequences because everyone internalizes the media they consume.

If you're not an individual who is apart of the LGBT+ community, you must ask yourself why you find your 'freedom' in this community that you shunned and forced into the closet for centuries. Apo was essentially chased out of the country and the industry because they didn't think he was 'masculine' enough and you guys really don't believe this sightseeing expedition in the LGBT+ community has any negative real world consequences whatsoever. I'm not assuming anything about his sexuality or gender expression, but I am emphasizing how people treat individuals in the real world who don't fit the stereotypical role based on what society deems as 'normal.' The fetishization isn't doing anyone any favors if the privileged people engaging in it aren't using their privilege to change the way these people are being treated. Straight women who enjoy getting their rocks off to this type of thing while not using their privilege to change how these people are being treated in the real world will never fail to annoy me. You're having fun enjoying these attractive men simulate sex on TV but you're also laughing when your boyfriend refuses to leave these people alone in real life because he's too busy harassing them for who they are. Or worse, you don't say anything at all and he takes your silence as acceptance.

[conciteque]

Kiribaku Month - Day 22: Sick

Worcount: 1919 words

@kiribakumonth2019

Not gonna lie, this is the one I’ve had the most fun with so far! I think of it as mostly self indulgent garbage, but it was fun to write and I’ve finally managed to include that piece of dialog I had to cut from Fanboy because it wasn’t going in the right direction.

I tried to convey the confusion best as I could but it’s not like I had a lot of time to think about something so… yeah.

So enjoy a sick Kirishima full of errors and songs. Note that the binary code means something, but you can do without.

I hope you’ll like it!

Day 22: Sick

Eijirou was overheating again. For months, he’d thought that it was because of Kacchan.

Kacchan smiling to him.

Kacchan sparring with him

Kacchan holding his hand (there was a song about that), Kacchan almost kissing him Kacchan letting Eijirou call him Kacchan Kacchan KacchanKacchan 01001011 01000001 01000011 01000011 01001000 01000001 01001110 01001011 01000001 01000011 01000011 01001000 01000001 01001110

It wasn’t it.

His body was failing him. Something was broken and it was taking down the rest of his body with it. It was what Mei had said, when Eijirou was still conscious; when the bug hadn’t taken over most of his functions. He was too old. Weak. FAILING. FLAILING FAILURE 01010111 01000101 01000001 01001011 00100000 01000110 01000001 01001001 01001100 01010101 01010010 01000101 00100000 01000110 01000001 01001001 01001100 00100000 01010111 01000101 01000001 01001011 00100000

He wanted to be shut down so bad, but he could hear the others say it would be bad, that maybe they wouldn’t be able to restart him, so instead he was burning burning burning (just gonna stand there and watch me burn)

There was something cool on his head. Something cold everywhere. They’d been trying to cool him down. He was burning.

“Ei, you have to stay strong.” Someone said. Was it Mina?

Wrong, he wasn’t strong. He couldn’t stay something he wasn’t in the first place. He could smell something burning, smoking, he was burning, the machines were everywhere, his friends were dying and he couldn’t move, he couldn’t move, he couldn’t save them it was his job to save them they were going to die 01011001 01001111 01010101 01010010 00100000 01000110 01000001 01010101 01001100 01010100 00100000 01000011 01001111 01010111 01000001 01010010 01000100

“It's not your fault, you're gonna be okay.” Mina said again. Could she hear him?

He tried to speak, but it all came out wrong, like Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam

What was he trying to say?

‘If it was your fault, it was my fault too   » she said. She was pink and fluffy.

Mina and he used to be on the same squad. They were the sole two survivors, because everything was burning and Eijirou tried to be a good android. He tried to do his job, for once.

Eijirou had always had a tendency to get paralyzed in the face of danger. He didn’t know why he was like this, when taking damage for his teammates was what he was built for. There was something wrong with him, a flaw in his code (there was a song about that), something that was wired wrong 01000110 01000001 01001001 01001100 01010101 01010010 01000101 but Crimson Riot said Eijirou could change that. He’d tried to change that. He’d tried to save Mina. They were all dead. 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01010011 01001000 01001111 01010101 01001100 01000100 00100000 01000010 01000101 00100000 01000100 01000101 01000001 01000100 00100000 01010100 01001111 01001111

«Let me see him” another voice came, gravelly, familiar. Kacchan. KACCHAN KACCHAN 01001011 01000001 01000011 01000011 01001000 01000001 01001110 01001011 01000001 01000011 01000011 01001000 01000001 01001110 01010111 01001000 01000001 01010100 01001001 01010011 01001100 01001111 01010110 01000101

»Can y… hear…?” Could he?

“¿Can he… me?’

“Ei, I’m gonna find them, ok? I’ll find your fucking parts, and those androids who can repair you. So you gotta fight this shit until I’m back. I won’t be long. Remember your promise.”

It did something to Eijirou, that word. Promise. He’d made a promise to Kacchan, not too long ago. The memory was still here, uncorrupted.

They had some free time, and Eijirou had convinced Kacchan to climb on top of a building with him, to survey the area. The view was beautiful. Kacchan was breathtaking. Eijirou was overheating. Maybe he’d already been failing, back then…

FAILING FAILING ERROR ERROR ERROR

“I really don’t get your manly shit,” Kacchan said.

Eijirou shrugged.

“It’s how my old mentor used to define things. It started making sense after a while.”

“What was he like?”

“Manly,” Eijirou smiled.

“Still doesn’t make fucking sense,” Kacchan grumbled.

“Well, he was really strong, and brave. He only had one life, like me, but he never hesitated to put it on the line to help others. Said it was better to die doing the right thing than to live and see the consequences of your inaction.”

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“Must have been a good guy.”

“He was! I learned a lot from him. Even now, I’m trying to be more like him.”

Kacchan stayed silent for a moment.

“You’d really do that shit, huh?” he said suddenly, turning toward Eijirou.

“What shit?” he asked, confused.

“Giving up your life to save someone.”

Eijirou hesitated. He liked to tell himself that he would, but he remembered all too well why he was still here when most of his comrades were gone. BURNING BURNING MACHINES EVERYWHERE

Eijirou shook his head. He was different now. He refused to let that happen again.

“Yeah, I would,” he said. It tasted like a lie, but he swore he’d make it true, if he had to.

“Don’t.”

“What?”

“Don’t. Do that shit. If you’re in danger you gotta save your ass first,” Kacchan said. His blindfold was off, and his red eyes were piercing, more serious than Eijirou had ever seen him. Burning, almost.

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“That’s horrible. And unmanly! I can’t just let my friends die, I’d never forgive myself!” Eijirou protested.

“But if you die it’s fucking over! You’re not like me!” Kacchan yelled, grabbing Eijirou’s arms with such a strong grip it could have crushed his metallic bones. “I have enough self-sacrificing dumbasses in my life with fucking Deku, and I don’t give a shit about him! He can die for real, for all I care, but not you!”

“Why?”

“Because you’re the only one whose death I’d give a fuck about, you idiot! It’s shitty enough to know I can’t always be here to protect you, I can’t do this if I know you’re going to throw your life away the first chance you get!”

“Can’t do what?”

Kacchan made a frustrated noise and released one of Eijirou’s arms to grip his own head as he yelled:

“That’s not the fucking point! Just… Just promise me if you’re in danger, you’ll try to survive first.”

“I can’t do that, Kacchan. Not if it means leaving my friends behind!”

“Do it! If you die, I’ll… I’ll just fucking kill the survivors!”

“You won’t do that!”

“I fucking will! Try me! I’ll kill them all, even the ones who have nothing to do with it. I’ll fucking destroy everything on this shitty planet, you hear me?! So don’t. Fucking. Die.”

“I can’t…”

“Just think of your survival as the only thing that can stop me from destroying the whole fucking world.”

Eijirou sighed.

“Look… I promise you that if something happens, I’ll do my best to survive. Ok?”

Kacchan seemed to calm down a little. He groaned, but eventually nodded.

“And I promise that if anything happens to you, I’ll turn the planet to ashes before machines can,” he said

“Kacchan, that’s not…”

“Too late, I fucking promised,” he grinned. “So you’ll have to outlive me now.”

“I don’t want to outlive you,” Eijirou pouted. “I’m already older than you.”

“Well, too fucking bad.”

That was the promise. Eijirou had promised. He couldn’t die now.

Kacchan would be sad. Maybe. Kacchan didn’t know Eijirou was a miswired, poorly programmed failure. 01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01000110 01000001 01001001 01001100 01010101 01010010 01000101

Eijirou should tell him someday.

Eijirou should never tell him.

“Ei, my man, Blasty will be back soon.”

Blasty. B20. Kacchan. YuUEi android. Battle unit. Tall blonde. Spiky hair. All black outfit. Blindfold.

“He’ll be back, and you’ll be as good as new, you’ll see. So you gotta stay with us!”

Shit, who was talking? It sounded blonde, but not Kacchan blonde. Electric blonde. Yellow. It sounded like begging him to organize a Secret Santa.

We’re not doing another Secret Santa, Denki. It’s May.

His name was Denki.

No, his name was Eijirou

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“Wow, he’s burning” 01000010 01010101 01010010 01001110 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01000010 01010101 01010010 01001110 01001001 01001110 01000111

Who was speaking? It didn’t sound like something he knew.

His name was 01000101 01001001 01001010 01001001 01010010 01001111 01010101

“I’m impressed he hasn’t melted yet.” 01000101 01001001 01001010 01001001 01010010 01001111 01010101 didn’t know that voice either. Or did he? It sounded like ears. “He’s a tough one.”

“Stop blabbering and fucking do something!” gravel said. It sounded like a Blasty. His name was Tall Blonde.

“We can’t change the failing part like this. We’ll have to shut him down.”

.

.

.

“…and I swear to the fucking Humans on the moon that if there’s anything wrong with him when he’s back…”

“Relax, Blasty. He’ll be fine. Maybe some minor damages here and there, but he’s as good as new. Now, let us run some tests.”

Eijirou felt sluggish. He was always slow to start. It wasn’t like he was meant to be turned off in the first place, although it had to happen sometimes.

When he opened his eyes, he was met with the nonplussed expression of an unfamiliar android. She unplugged the cables that were dangling from her ears. He’d seen her a few times.

“You’re Kyouka,” Eijirou said.

“Good, so your memory is working,” she nodded.

The android behind her, with the black ponytail, had a relieved smile. She was Momo, Eijirou remembered. The two came by from time to time. They could repair androids like no other.

Before Eijirou could say anything else, he was assaulted by a mass of pink. A heavy one.

“Eijirouuuuu, I was so worried!” Mina said as she hugged him with all her strength. As a soldier, she had plenty of it. Good thing Eijirou was built sturdy.

“I’m okay, Mina. I’m sorry I worried you.”

Eijirou heard words of relief from other Resistance members. He felt Denki’s hand on his shoulder. Deku shyly told him he was glad to have him back. Eijirou had no idea they’d been this worried.

“How long was I out?” he asked.

“A few days,” Mina said. “You were burning, it was so scary!”

“Yeah, I really thought you were a goner,” Denki nodded.

“Shut up, Sparky. He’s stronger than that,” Kacchan grumbled.

Eijirou turned to him. Kacchan’s expression was as hard to read as ever with his eyes covered. Eijirou wanted to think he was worried too. He only had fuzzy memories from before, but it felt right.

“You’re the one who brought Kyouka and Momo here,” he said. “You found the spare parts I needed.”

Kacchan nodded.

“Thank you,” Eijirou smiled.

“Tch. You held up your end of your promise. I just made sure I wouldn’t have to hold up mine.”

Kacchan turned away and left, quickly followed by an apologetic Deku. Eijirou understood. Kacchan had never done well in crowds, and right now, it seemed like everyone had something to say to Eijirou.

They’d catch up later. For now, he needed to make sure everything was going well in the camp. After all, his work was never over.

There was a song about that…

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I’m having heart spasms as I type this down bc I just read a cute post about the fact that Mile went to so many concerts last month on his own bc he was (maybe) scouting bands for the end of the year show that BOC produced. It would make so much sense given the fact that Mile went to one of the concerts of one of the bands that ended up performing there. Turns out Apo is a big fan of said band 😫..and the lead singer was serenading Apo…to the point of being mesmerized by Apo’s beauty 😭….like i know this is all speculation, but no one is going to get it out of my head the fact that maybe Apo had mentioned before that he loved that band…and someone said ( you know what I won’t lose anything if I extend an invitation to this band and make this individual happy) And my heart is about to burst out of my chest bc Apo was so happy like genuinely HAPPY ..and the people around him were teasing him bc of how excited and happy he was. And wow it hits me once again…the words that Mile told Apo at that FH event… “I just want you to be happy” …..like all he wants for Apo is Happiness and wow Love like this wow. To MA Please my beloveds don’t ever let anyone take this away from you be as protective of this love and don’t let outsiders dictate how you guys love one another.

https://twitter.com/weatheredrose_/status/1610152528133644288?s=46&t=YKyWZAvogGbjDKTukEnlpw

I wish and manifest only Great things for both MA. May this year be even better than the last, and may this year bring loads of blessings into both of their lives. ❤️✨

This is so cute, the lead singer of Tattoo Colour was clearly serenading Apo specifically for a lot of the performance.

Here's another thread I saw about it!

Yeah, it did occur to me Mile was probably scouting when I saw Tattoo Colour on the NYE Countdown poster. Mile does a lot of work we don't see until later on (which is why fandom needs to calm down sometimes). I actually thought it was maybe cause he might be looking for collaborators for BOC's new series too. I never saw the interview about Apo's favorite band being them so this is soooo cute.

I'm glad Apo had a great time. Love to see fanboy Apo's dreams come true, love that Mile made his dreams come true 🥰

[tsundokuxsemmelweis-blog]

Supermarket flowers

Oh I'm in pieces, it's tearing me up, but I know, A heart that's broke is a heart that's been loved.

After many nights. I managed to sleep for 7 hours. The longest so far. Maybe, your singing helped. Thank you. The best singer ever. *fanboying*

I keep thinking about lola.

Thank you to all the people who reaches out to ask if she's okay or if I am okay.

I cried while doing ths laundry. I cried while fixing my bed. I cried whenever I have the chance to do so.

I cannot let you go lola. I cannot let go the person who loves me most. Laban pa 'la, please? 'Wag nko iwan magisa.

-Paboritong apo.

[hryvjihlave]

1 podcast - Dropped Frames 150 -  Fallout, Battlefield

https://youtu.be/N0GFqRXeBY4

4:00 - Oznámení Fallout 76

Cohh (big fallout fanboy) - I was really excited when I first saw when I realized it was a Fallout game. But then I started looking into it more and went from "very excited" to "I need to know more before getting excited".

Statečný krok nebo zbytečné píchnutí do vosího hnízda? Potom, co Bethesda oznámila nový Fallout 76 se v celé falloutí komunitě vede investigativní práce, jak se vůbec nové post-apo bude hrát a hodně hráčů z toho nemá dobrý pocit. Bylo to tu řečeno již několikrát, ale pokud se jedná o známé herní série, jsou její hráčské komunity většinou velmi konzervativní a nepřejí si přílišné změny v herním designu. To je ale přesně nejspíš to, na čem aktuálně pracuje Bethesda a je to dokonce Fallout. No, hodně štěstí.

38:17 - Poprask po novém Battlefield traileru

itmeJP - I was expecting a big battle royal announcement for this but instead they decided to ignite the internet with... women.

Lidi si stěžují na mnoho věcí, ne jenom na existenci ženy v Singleplayer kampani. Stěžují si, že je jako žena v první linii, že má robotickou ruku a že snad vede i celý oddíl. To, že v oddílu spojenců nenajdete hlavní postavu s “generickou” uniformou vojáka druhé světové, ale třeba borce s pomalovanou moto bundou, každého druhého týpka s omotanou municí kolem těla, borku s masivním kabátem a modrým war makeupem. To, že velký počet lidí do půlky traileru nerozezná, o co se vlastně jedná za dobu atd. atd. Neříkám, že nic z toho nebylo v druhé světové u Britů možné, ale EA stačí jedna dochovaná fotagrafie z 2WW, kde si brit pomaloval obličej barvou a vzápětí to musí mít každý spojenec a EA to může prezentovat jako “autentický zážitek”. Nechápu způsob EA “proti zdi“, kdy je v její komunitě tolik hladových krků po opravdové autenticitě (první battlefieldy) a oni přesto chtějí táhnout hru jiný směrem a snad se i zaměřit na jiné lidi, než na ty z jejich vlastní herní komunity. Pokud vypustí trailer, který obdrží od komunity tak zvučný hate, tak něco určitě děláte špatně.

- Filip Papoušek

[fulvius]

A guerra entre fanboys da AMD e Nvidia fez sua primeira vítima. De acordo com informações vindas do FragHero, traduzidas de um site da terra de Vladimir Putin, um programador russo matou seu amigo após uma calorosa discussão sobre quem faz as melhores placas de vídeo: AMD ou Nvidia. Segundo as informações, Aleksander Trofimov, 37, foi condenado recentemente a 9 anos de prisão após matar o ex-colega de trabalho Evgeny Lylin com duas facadas na cabeça. O crime ocorreu em setembro de 2016 na cidad

via: http://eexponews.com/apos-discussao-sobre-placas-de-video-fa-da-nvidia-mata-amigo-que-gostava-de-amd_5753206638903296

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Der Schulzzug rollt, MEGA, Gottkanzler. All diese Trump-Anspielungen werden über Martin Schulz gesagt. Er wird nicht nur in der grauenhaft schlechten Version des Steigerliedes, einem alten Arbeiterlied, als “Retter der Sozialdemokratie gefeiert. Zugegeben, den Umfragen zu Folge ist er zum jetzigen Zeitpunkt der bestmögliche Kandidat. Doch der Hype ist maßlos überzogen für einen Populisten ohne Abitur und Erfahrungen auf Bundes- oder Landesebene. Uns erwarten sieben Monate voller Floskeln ohne Inhalt in APO-Manier des Vorsitzenden einer Regierungspartei, welche von den eigenen Fanboys als das dritte Testament gefeiert werden. Zeit, dass auch im Internet endlich dagegen gesteuert wird!

Von nun an widme ich mich in diesem Blog und via Twitter um alle möglichen Fehltritte, welche sich Schulzi und seine Genossen in letzter Zeit geleistet haben und sich noch leisten werden - also reichlich Material. Ebenso werden auch seine peinlichen Jünger, welche sich aufführen wie 13-jährige Teenies auf einem Justin Bieber Konzert, die Jusos aufs Korn genommen. Auch wenn sich das ganze viel um den Gottkanzler drehen wird, heißt das nicht, dass andere Parteien bei entsprechenden Peinlichkeiten nicht auf die Schippe genommen werden.