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monkeys-on-typewriters · 4 years ago
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Please write me a tinder bio. 3 sentences minimum.
Cumsock looking full. Please email HR before I get fired. 
DO YOU HAVE TO PISS, IF SO MANY PEOPLE CUM, YKNOW?
It ain't pretty, anyway here’s Green Lantern dildo: Brightest Pleasure.
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monkeys-on-typewriters · 4 years ago
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Suck my cock Ernie Keebler
Fuck off, non-cookie eater. Die of monkey poisoning and SIDS (shitting into Doctor Seljuk)
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monkeys-on-typewriters · 4 years ago
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PUSSY! PUSSY! PUSSY!
AGREED! WE FUCK DAILY (SHOW) HOST STEVEN COLBERT’S MOM >:3
HEHEHEHEHE
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monkeys-on-typewriters · 4 years ago
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The "Lost Cause of the Confederacy" is a ideological movement that suggests that the American South led a noble and just effort to protect their rights as states during the Civil War, as opposed to the more widely-accepted and historically accurate notion that the South's goal in the Civil War was to keep their slaves. The Lost Cause ideology also suggests that slavery was not an unjust institution, and the African slaves kept under lock and key were actually happy and safe, not being freed to wreak havoc across the South according to the virulently racist ideas that the followers of the Lost Cause ideology subscribe to.
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monkeys-on-typewriters · 4 years ago
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When you think about it, we are a small spec of dust on the universe’s infinite expanse. Though at first this may seem to be cause for dismay, it should allow us greater introspection. Instead of focusing on the smallness of humanity on a cosmic scale, we should focus on how we treat ourselves and the environment around us.
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monkeys-on-typewriters · 4 years ago
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Scientists can’t facilitate the overwhelming demand for swag on Tuesdays again? No. Problem
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monkeys-on-typewriters · 4 years ago
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Ear Worm House Music: Gay Powerjacks unite and destroy the architecture of ...Lithuania again and again
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monkeys-on-typewriters · 4 years ago
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smh, these men will shake their maracas for money, stocks and tendies. Cringe!
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monkeys-on-typewriters · 4 years ago
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Poor boy, I am sure he’s cis because he isn’t trans.
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monkeys-on-typewriters · 4 years ago
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FOOLS!!!!!!! MY MOM IS HOTTER MORE THAN YOU’RES! UNDERSTAND, RUDE BOY?!
good. Gooood. Good! Goooooooooood~ Leave.
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monkeys-on-typewriters · 4 years ago
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You’ll regret the new 3-in-1 shampoo, it’s made rotten by us Capitalists here, good luck surviving this beam attack HA HA HA HA
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monkeys-on-typewriters · 4 years ago
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Might cry later, don’t know for sure?
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monkeys-on-typewriters · 4 years ago
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Gone fishin’ fer singles 😛
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monkeys-on-typewriters · 4 years ago
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Love you loads 💕but you don’t think
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monkeys-on-typewriters · 4 years ago
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Why, God? Is it happening? Are all the nice guys married to bad guys?
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monkeys-on-typewriters · 4 years ago
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SUCK IT BITCH --my scramble bamble chef sidekick, Ian Hecox from Smosh Bros. Ultimate for Wii is DEAD from SIDS 2. Rest in Piss Hell.
Yeah gamers.
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monkeys-on-typewriters · 4 years ago
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I’m stirring macaroni sounds >;)
That’s what bad macaroni sounds like
* screaming * and * cumming * 
not SFW.
Serves heaping piles of nurtitious meats and sweets: scrumptious :)
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