#fam is it mentally well to be kinning a middle aged alcoholic man who nearly killed himself

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things that would absolutely happen to Harry Du Bois that are based on things that've happened to me:

Harry goes to his first drag show and when the queens find out, they bring him on stage to be welcomed and spanked.

When he was younger Harry's friends would give him alcohol to drink because he wouldn't gag or sputter and it was like a party trick and point of pride.

After Martinaise Harry only smokes when he's certain he's completely alone, but stops after Kim starts asking to come along on the walks. Harry is pretty sure Kim expected him to say no because he knows that Kim knows he's smoking, but joke's on Kim because spending time with him is more enjoyable than smoking (and he knows he can steal sips from Kim's one-a-day later if he really wants to).

Harry once took too much ambien and told Kim his face looked "like the salt plains in Graad" seconds before passing out. Neither of them have any fucking idea how deep in Harry's fractured and mottled memory that completely perplexing (and geographically untrue) statement came from.

Harry takes up writing on himself to combat his cravings and more destructive urges. Usually it's just notes to himself about things to do or remember. Sometimes Kim will add to it -- Harry will look away, drowning himself in a mug of cheap coffee or a case file, so it's a surprise for later.

Harry keeps fucking breaking his sex toys. Constantly. To the point Kim makes an exasperated and amused comment about their abysmal salary and "we do not have a budget for this, detective."

It doesn't matter who, but Harry would get himself tied to a dresser drawer and then yank it on his head when his partner accidentally tickles him.