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thestalkerbunny · 3 months
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I had a dream last night and it was so fantastic, I'm gonna fucking share it and eventually draw and expand on it-but this is basis of it.
They finally made Fallout 5.
TLDR: Where the actual First Nation's People went, history threatening to repeat itself, finally the non-romancable npc is that way for a GOOD REASON.
It actually takes place in the middle of America; and it's established when the bombs dropped-it was mostly on major cities near the coastal areas-such as Las Vegas,Boston,Washington Dc, etc. etc.-but with the radius, there is a part of the US that recieved the least amount of radiation.
(A poorly made map by your truely, probably not all accurate where bombs dropped but like. The darker places is all the places I'm pretty sure we've been. Probably wrong but I don't care to look up for accuracy.)
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And it's this odd massive strip of land right down the middle. It's not COMPLETELY devoid of radiation-but it's a small part of the whole of USA that received the LEAST amount of it and over time was able to recover successfully, similar to Chernobyl years after the Nuclear Meltdown. Still toxic levels of radiation if you do things like upset the dirt or go in too deep-but otherwise harmless to explore and live in if you're tolerant to those levels of radiation. And in Fallout where RadAway is a helpful common place medication tool-it could potentially be a paradise. The wild life is actually very plentiful and you can honestly spot a lot of normal looking wildlife like normal looking deer and occasionally-a one headed cow. But it's still vast and ominously empty at the same time. Like wandering through thick forests and open plains and prairies with nothing around for miles.
But it was the answer to where the actual Native Americans were in Fallout-they're in this place that everyone in the game referred to as The Holy Strip. A lot of the settlements and cities are a part of the First Nation and one of them I specifically remember was the biggest city called Cherokee City-and it had a collage where for caps or certain items you could move around a point of your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats if you felt it like it's better used in a different spot-and it was flavored as that's where all the academics flocked to share survivalist knowledge so when people venture out into the Wastes they'd at least have a basic grasp on things. And for the most part, all the cities in The Holy Strip got along-there was a sort of system where each city had an elected person on a council and everything was voted on before major choices were made, etc. etc. all in all the most high functioning areas in Fallout at least in that sense. There's of course tiffs and occasional spats-but other than that-not a whole lot of blood is shed.
And of course there were other factions outside of The Holy Strip who wanted the area for themselves; rather they wanted to affirm governance over the entire area (We know what this is an allegory for, Government trying to run off Native peoples.) And the game gives you the option to either side with the outside Factions-each with their own reason for wanting control of The Holy Strip or siding with The Holy Strip and the people who were there from the start and helped that area STAY as nice as it could be in an irradiated hellscape. And it's not just the theme of 'War never changes' but also the theme of 'History always threatens to repeat itself.' and you have to decide which part of this repeat of history you want to be on.
And there were like....4 Specifical companions I recalled.
One was a woman named Angora and she was a porn actress-and in some of dialogue, it's insinuated she's from New Vegas or that area because in her idle mode she'll tell raunchy jokes-specifically 'Did you hear about the mailman with a bullet in their skull?' Her specific quest is to destroy the holotapes of shoot that had gone wrong and turned into an assault and the footage still was spread out in the public. And the destruction of these holotapes is her reclaiming agency over herself.
Another was a Vietnamese woman named Jun who was a botonist looking for the national seed depository in Colorado that happens to fall within the area of the Holy Strip-she's got the pass key to get in there and she wants to use this time since The Holy Strip has shown such successful progress and good soil ph levels-to start cultivating and distributing seeds to the settlements so more food can be grown. Her idle animation if you leave her alone long enough, she'll start planting saplings and if you come back to the same area she plants in later in the game, you'll see them growing slowly.
There was another one-who was like I feel like....a teen girl? Put her at 18? 19 Maybe. A short girl who kinda reminded me of the girl from Atlantis the Lost Empire. She's a tech mechanic and builds guns, improves them, repairs broken things and she's looking for her younger brother whom she got separated from. I think her name was either Delilah or Tuesday. I don't remember clearly. She was a fan favorite for actually normal reasons cause she had such a teen energy to her to say out of fucking pocket shit all the time and sasses you constantly-but in like a fun way.
The final one I remember is a Ghoul you meet at one of the First Nation Settlements. I don't remember his name-but he is of the First Nation and sort of nomadic lifestyle drifting between cities and settlements, helping people where he can when he can. While the Holy Strip is nice-there still is a level of ghoul discrimination and he just preferred being on his own. But when he becomes your companion you learn that he makes a lot of jokes about the 'Native American Wisdom.' One being
"How did you know I was from a Vault?"
"I heard it on the wind....I heard it from the birds....I felt it in the sunlight on my face.....Also you've got the word VAULT 29 Plastered on the back of your stupid blue jumpsuit."
He also liked Romance paperbacks. You meet him during an escort quest he's doing, helping a pregnant woman get to one of the vaults (that apparently she was born at? And she wanted her kid to be born there too.)
And there was new romancable companion functions-where you could gift them items they liked (like Romance books for the ghoul, Seeds for the Botonist, etc.) that would not only boost their affection for you, but give you a temp boost during a fight. ( the 18 year old is the non-romancable option in the game. For once a Non Romancable NPC that makes SENSE.)
And for the most part it was well received? There was still people who bitched a lot about it, complaining they 'needed like 50 million mods to make it acceptable' and people complaining about the ghoul being 'such a sterotype' where most of what he did was ironic and prodding fun at the trope similar to Raul wearing the spirit halloween costume as a joke for his sister. Then there were the freaks who were mad they couldn't romance the 18 year old.
But pobody's nerfect ya know. All in all I now have a game I cannot play.
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anenigmaticdream · 5 months
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A little test in a weirdcore town
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going live soon, happy video game day
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thetalkingcow · 2 years
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Shotgun Nun DS game
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radrobotz · 4 months
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i dont have any big plans for poppys story but im almost tempted to do one of those fake lost flash game things with her bc the idea i had was that its a find the difference game that gradually presents pictures related to her backstory (aka pre-robopoppy stuff) and i guess it wouldnt be too out there since her storys supposed to have some 2000s inspiration and stuff like girlsgogames flash games seems like a fitting style/format to present her in she would be right at home in that sort of setting
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nickyandmikey · 5 months
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the way i said i would be watching the fallout show and then i didn't #fakegamer
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clovermusic · 3 months
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fun nbclover fact: three officially released songs use this set of instruments. Title (Kirby's Friendship Fantasy), Cookie "Country", Ripple "Field", and Butter "Building" were all meant to be part of the same world in this kirby fakegame, and they all got their soundfont from this track. Since I never finished the album, these tracks were later recycled for other albums.
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witchblade · 1 year
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using the menu pause trick in elden ring #fakegamer
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s-4pphics · 4 months
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Have you seen valeria from cod…. Do i even need to add anything 😣
WHO IS THIS. #FAKEGAMER
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arrudapranta · 3 years
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— 𝘢 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘵 🪟
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burntbugel · 6 years
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So im bumped out about loosing tWO ppHHHHUCKING animations on pixilart bcs the website is glitching and now i cant continue or i might curl up on the floor and cry like a baby #pixelart #pixilart #popeetheperformer #ptp #kedamono #fakegame https://www.instagram.com/p/BrgH2BBA_dx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1v1nyemzcqs9b
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makuzoku · 5 years
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Cant wait to play Sangria on the game boy when it's released in April 1994 😀 #demake #gameboy #retroaesthetic #retrogaming #newgames #badjoke #myoriginalcharacter #myartwork #comicmaking #pixelart #gameboyclassic #nintendo #nintendogameboy #fakegame https://www.instagram.com/p/BvwOB84B8yj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1d3gb5epuodq4
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wellfighter1up · 2 years
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yami-yomiel · 3 years
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Thingie mo bop.. ~ #traditionalart #fakelogo #fakegame #coloringpencils https://www.instagram.com/p/CVdLrWFLH8N/?utm_medium=tumblr
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