#fakeadult

[whenyoureyoungyoujustrun13]

Hey Tumblr followers! I’ve started a new blog! It’s about anything and everything that interests me really: how to handle adult life, what it’s like being in an LGBTQ+ relationship, feminism, mental health.. it’s basically going to be me sharing more of my personal life on the internet. If any of these topics interest you it would mean the world to me if you checked it out :) 

[halloran-illustrations]

Fun comic I created over a hear ago. #art #artwork #drawing #sketch #illustration #fanart #comic #comicstrip #funnies #funnypapers #halloween #costume #disguise #bethanyannesmith #susanlong #fraudulentaunt #auntsophie #totempoletrench #fakeadult #fatsuit #witch #spiderman #cerebralpalsy #cerebralpalsyawareness

[fakeadulting-blog]

when you’re working late and decide to take a quick break

[maria13squash]

I had an awesome and chilled birthday with the people I love. #20 #fakeadult #whendoistopbeingakid (at Melbourne, Victoria, Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Btf0z5QgYJI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=75dlkog19nbt

[djdre92]

[nyangibun]

For Jon x Sansa! “So, Jon, you say you're my most loyal fan? My groupie?” :)

Hehehehe okay ;P 

“So, Jon, you say you’re my most loyal fan? My groupie?” 

He swallowed hard, cursing Theon for getting him into this mess. If it wasn’t for that scrawny prick, he’d be at home happily working on his latest restoration project for the art house. He really would’ve been fine with not meeting Sansa sodding Stark. 

‘Yeah, but you’ve been obsessed with her for forever, so shut up and nut up,’ Theon had told him when he mentioned that. 

“I, uh… Shit,” Jon said, no more eloquent than a bunch of lads on a stag night. “It’s really not as creepy as it sounds.” 

She leaned back in her chair, smiling. “It sounds pretty creepy.” 

Jon huffed out a laugh, rubbing his neck self-consciously. “Yeah, yeah, it really does, doesn’t it?” He glanced over his shoulder and blushed even harder at the impatient faces waiting in the queue behind him. “Okay, so… I knew your brother a long time ago. He sent me your first video to help get you views and subscribers. At the time, I was stationed out in Afghanistan and… I was having a really bad time. Your video kind of helped, so I kept watching.”

He wished he could map out Sansa’s expressions as they changed throughout his story and commit them to memory. He’d always thought she was beautiful, but seeing her in person and watching her summer blue eyes soften because of him was undeniably one of the most breathtaking things he’d ever seen. 

“You’re that Jon,” she said, and at his confused expression, Sansa chuckled. “Robb used to laugh about how there were a bunch of soldiers overseas watching my videos. I didn’t really believe him.” 

“Ah. Well, it was mostly me.” 

“So, if you’re my biggest fan, which videos do you like better? My makeup tutorials,” she smirked, as her eyes glanced over him, making the flush spread throughout his body. “Or my arts and crafts ones?” 

Jon laughed. It was impossible not to feel lighter around Sansa, but he didn’t know he could feel so happy so quickly. “Definitely the makeup ones.” 

Sansa giggled, as she shook her head. “Well, clearly you are my biggest fan, so to show my gratitude…” She paused, biting her bottom lip in what he recognised as a nervous tell, as she wrote something down on a piece of paper. “You win a one-on-one dinner with me.” Sansa looked up, meeting his eyes, and his heart stuttered. 

“So…” Jon inhaled deeply, mustering his courage, and leaned forward across the table. “Just me and you?” 

“Yeah… Um, is that okay? You don’t have to come or anything. I just thought – well, it’d be nice to get to know my biggest fan and –” 

He placed his hand over hers to squeeze lightly. “Sansa, I’d love to.” 

“Great,” she beamed back. 

God, he was screwed. 

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BONUS: 

Sansa Stark‏ – Verified account @ LadySansaJust arrived at VidCon! Happy 2 year anniversary to my broody man! 

Jon Snow‏ – Verified account @ RealJonSnow Love you (p.s. I am not broody)

Amory Jones‏ – @ sansastan Replying to @ RealJonSnow @ LadySansaOmg is Jon going to be at VidCon this year!!! 

Liz Chaudhry‏ – @ MissLiz Replying to @ RealJonSnow @ LadySansaHIS FIRST TWEET AND IT’S TO TELL HER HE LOVES HER I DIE

Troy Cho‏ – @ FakeAdultReplying to @ RealJonSnow @ LadySansaIs it my turn to meet a youtuber and have them fall in love with me?

[h1nderlee]

Show your pride with these amazing DONUT stickers! www.etsy.ca/shop/fakeadult

[momfailhashtag]

@iheartfootball: Who’s ready to talk about my misspellings via text with my son’s babysitter ??!!!! #fakeadult #helpmeJesus #sorryrussell #momfail https://t.co/i8KIQP5K63

http://twitter.com/iheartfootball

[halloran-illustrations]

Adult Size Problem #art #artwok #drawing #sketch #comic #comicstrip #funnies #funnypapers #trope #comedy #disguises #disguised #disguisting #disguise #tallgirl #talllady #tallwoman #totempoletrench #fakeadult #fakegrownup #acting #pretend #halloween #costumes #trickortreat #cerebralpalsy #cerebralpalsyawareness #bethanyannesmith (at Nassau County, New York)

[fakeadulting-blog]

when you see a dog in the street

[fawziah]

I am grown! (Right mom?) #MamasGirl #fakeAdult #lifeIsHard (at New York University)

[viewfromthebalcony]

"I love being a grown-up" - @geeking_bad #dinner #fakeadult #glutenfree

[jennautena]

First  post and already confused.

Welp, I'm new to the tumblr-verse even though I've been ghosting/lurking for years. So I've decided to be an adult and post...I'm only 20 though. So, I'm not really an adult. In more than one situation where people needed me to be an adult I have found myself telling them that they need a more adultier adult than me. I can't adult right.

[h1nderlee]

ATTENTION COFFEE LOVERS! I’ve found the perfect mug for you! ☕️☕️

[moneyisontheheartbreak]

"Wow I didn't even think you could drive yourself here! You'll enjoy that when you're my age." I need to make a list of all the cashiers who tell me I look like I'm in high school when I buy alcohol. #fakeadult (at Albertsons)

[meganbetley]

acting as a news reporter in a Syfy promo today! 🎥👠💼 #LAlife #playingdressup #fakeadult (at NBC Universal)