#fai u flirt

[biitchcakes]

THE SPIDER-WOMAN && THE SHROUD .

(** Fair warning, this is a bit of a long post due to pictures**) To start off, the way they first encounter each other is just so perfect ⸺ Max just flat out VULCAN NERVE PINCHES her while she's at her receptionist job. And the fact it works. It's Spider-Woman's weakness and that's simply just hilarious to me.

Then after meeting each other properly ( he breaks into her house while she's in the shower ), he stays the night on her couch. In the morning, she wakes up to find him cooking her some breakfast. . . 🥺🥺

❝ Ms. Drew ❞ just tickles me coming from him idc.

I Love The Way They FLIRT.

❝ If you're embarrassed to hold hands ⸺ ❞ actually teasing her rn. Can't believe he took her hand after using it to blast someone please.

AND IT !! WORKS !!! This is what she's thinking in that moment.

No comment really this is cute af ❤️

Read this as you will :))) U ask me, it's because he would Blush A Lil. Also I just. . . ❝ Mr. Shroud ❞ ❝ Ms. Spider ❞ 😌🖤

Literally INSISTS on taking her out for steak and wine !!! Could have suggested anything else but that's the first dinner he thinks of. ( truly tragic they didn't draw them out to dinner and there's a time skip instead 😔 ).

While they are waiting for their targets, he listens to her and tries to Ease Her Woes for over an hour. . .

❝ See you in the dark, babe. ❞ GIGGLING !!! Needs someone just as melodramatic as her.

One of those SHIELD agents, for the record, is Jerry LOL.

I MEAN COME ON.

A long time later, when Jessica basically fkin dies, she requests Magnus wipes the memories of those who knew her. They all remember her in some form, though vaguely, distantly. . . But Max just KNOWS. . .

:') 🥹

Look, I gotta include the bit below bc I love the way he gd throws himself off the roof without second thought because he sensed her ghost.

❝ anyway she was gone by the time the lovesick fool saved himself ⸺ ❞

I mean ⸺

After a hellish battle with Morgan Le Fay, he and the rest of the present Avengers are able to help save Jessica Drew's life. And there he is. . . Holding Her Hand. . .

Below is unfortunately the last time they are seen together for a looong time ( fkin 1984 to 2023 !! 😭 ). And it's just so damn adorable.

Her powers are gone at this time, they start to come back at a later date. Yet still such confidence in her !! Love him !!

Dr. Strange is watching this whole thing from afar, and the comment he makes about them, I ⸺

ME TF TOO STEPHEN !!!

The most recent time they've been together was pretty Bare Bones flirtation wise :(((( given the Dire Situation™️.

But we do have this. . .

It's just so soft. . .

[shdwwlkrsblog]

i saw your uchihas post, and i wanted to ask if you could do if ALL the uchihas [ plus indra] [ yandere] had a crush on the reader? i like that kind of stuff. please and thanks. also, have a good day!

That's a fucking chaos , I'm in.

Who would you choose? Tell me in the comments also request if you want a part of how it would be like when you tell them you choose them and what it would be like afterwards.

Tw: yandere , my typical cursing , slight nsfw in madaras part (that fucking flirt )

Requests open.

Naruto-Masterlist

Introduction

Soooo not only all the Uchiha has but also 2 fucking war gods having a crush on you? Yeah imagine the chaos

But somehow they managed to get to an agreement and try to see who could make you fall for them. Almost everyone had their own intention of hot to take you away from the others ( not the courage high as my ego ones tho)

So it was like , you get your privacy after a date to think and stuff, ofc , everyday someone else gets to spend time with you

You can guess every single one of those yandere asses tried to talk you into choosing them

Indra

His dates were sweet , a contrast to the personality you usually see on him. He was sweet and nice , but something felt off

You got your courage together and asked :" Indra why does it feel like you planned something?" He shrugged it off :" you've just never seen me toilet this before but that's alright , not everyone has to see past the monster . Only a few ," He stopped and looked at you " or only one"

It was true , his sudden change to sweet was nice but felt off bc usually that's when people planned something .

But lucky for you this wasn't the case with Indra , his courage in making you fall for him was higher than the clouds .

Madara(added bc he's my 2nd favorite)

classic but impressively expensive dates. Showing off and not to mention showing up in a perfect suit that made him look SO fine. and he knew it every damn time that you loved how it suited him

He is such a gentleman and his courage was visible the whole time. He knew you wouldn't be able to not fall for him. He knew your simping ass too well

"so how are you today darling?" He asked after sitting down in front of you , smirking. (I didn't mention he's flirty , did i?) "Good , and you ?" You replied normal and a bit too dry but he didn't mind . " I'm feeling perfect after seeing you " you smiled and he continued " especially in your suit/dress" he leaned forward closer to your ear , you blushed at how close he was . The perfect colone he put on filling your nostrils . He whispered :" but I think you would look better without them darling~" his voice was low and highly seductive

If you weren't blushing mad red before , now you were.

Itachi

Dates at his home , enjoying his cooking and having a sweet time . You both laughed , wandered through the village (itachi in his disguise) and chatting about the most random topics

You felt at ease around him , Itachi is soft and warm hearted + a good cook

The day was spent wandering around , chatting , chilling at his home with the best food ever + seeing him smile

Itachis courage isn't as high as Indras or Madaras but he doesn't want to play dirty tricks just to win you over

Sasuke

He took you out to ichakaru ramen and wasn't his crumpy self for once

After that he took you to the beautiful lake near village and grabbed your hand while walking "so u don't get lost" was his excuse . Sasuke isn't experienced with dates and affection but he's trying

When you both arrived there you chatted and Sasuke slightly tried to get information about you Wich man you liked the most. "Wouldn't you like to know?" You chuckled and stopped as you heard a soft chuckle next to you . "Oh sorry " he quickly said and turned his attention to the lake

" you should do that more often" you said and he looked at you again , now a smile present on his lips "thank you" " no problem and you should smile more too it looks good on you" you smiled

Sasuke was trying his best to play fair fearing you would notice it if he tried to manipulate you . You were a smart Shinobi after all. he didn't have his hopes up too much tho

Obito

A restaurant , an expensive one . He showed up in a suit . It too complimented his body . He brought some roses for you and your favorite pralines . How does he know that? (Well he'll always have a eye for you and on you)

He isn't flirty like Madara but he does spice up a convo slightly .

He walked you home , a tension between you two was present but he didn't act on it not knowing it it was worth it anyways . Maybe you weren't into him at all?

Who would you choose? Tell me in the comments also request if you want a part of how it would be like when you tell them you choose them and what it would be like afterwards.

Do they reveal their yandere side?

Requests open!

[franeridan]

TSUBASA CHRONICLES WITH KIRIBAKU YOU SAY? MY INTEREST HAS BEEN PIQUED MY GOOD SIR MADAM ,

I SEE YOU ALSO LIKE TO SUFFER THAT’S NICE THAT’S GREAT 

[thedawningofthehour]

#Like MAYBE if it comes from a protective place; to find out if D's dating a cheater#But still if Leo does flirt with anyone Donnie likes; it will just lead to Don not introducing his girl/boyfriends to him anymore; which is#1) not good if Leo wants to get to be maid of honor at Donnie's wedding#2) not good if he wants to look out for Donnie in case that S/O turns actually out to be cheater/abuser/taking advantage of Donnie#Like Leo is an asshole but he's also protective; I wrote a whole Kendratello fic about it#imo he MIGHT try flirt with Kendra to manipulate her & Donnie (but then that's part of a fatal flaw that must be adressed & overcome)#Also I just noticed that's the typical worst case scenario for any dude lmao#“GIRLFRIEND CHEATED ON ME WITH MY OWN BROTHER?? 😱NOT CLICKBAIT (10:03 min)#ALSO I think Leo would NOT flirt with Donnie's partner that goes against the sibling code™#Like I 100% agree; Leo totally a flirt who doesnt mean it but#He not THAT kind of asshole#(I mean he IS stupid and he fucks around; but not to the point where he's actively sabotaging Donnie's relationships I think)#I think he knows no “lolz watch this proof your partner thinks I'm hotter than you” is it worth the damage that does to#1) your sib's trust; 2) your sib's sense of self worth#I can Leo doing it Once & then realizing “OH wait that hurt Donnie; he lost confidence in his attractiveness over this#omg also Im so sorry for ranting so much at you lately#I geniunly just try to avoid irl responsibilties rn#love u fai

Oh, I absolutely didn't think of it as malicious. He's just a moron and beautiful and always tossing his mask tails seductively, totally oblivious to the chick who just bit through her retainer watching him. If they do flirt back (and Leo notices they're flirting-I know Leo is super perceptive but I also feel like he gets flirted with a LOT so he thinks of it as just kind of normal behavior) he'd absolutely destroy them.

Not that he would really need to, with this family. I can't think of a single person in there who wouldn't be down to murder someone's cheating ex.

(also Leo would absolutely wear a giant obnoxious gown to Donnie's wedding. He wouldn't wear a white gown, but if Donnie was marrying a guy and neither were wearing traditional western wedding dresses he'd jokingly say he should be allowed to) (Splinter would sob through all of his kids' weddings)

I love em too much T^T

The Rise Twins! Inspired by @remedyturtles' "stare directly at the sun" on ao3

[weasel-teeth]

nope!! i 100% wanna kiss you

“..............”

“W-well- uhm- holy uhhhh- A-Anon! Y-you can kiss me on the cheek.. j-just not on the lips or nothin’- that’s only for M-Miu... d-deal?”

[panncakes]

i’m very very excited for this episode; liveblog time baby;

- starting out with a rung/pued/jane scene after all the theorising this week is enough to make me feel validated ha;

- every time pued and rung look at each other i’m now 👀👀👀👀 but also rung what a suspicious thing to say to the two confirmed dead people;

- inspector m has the worst poker face it’s a good thing he’s only been on their side for a short amount of time because he would’ve blown their cover with his looks ages ago;

- i want to feel bad for oat and fai but i also still believe there’s a mole in the hospital; this show is so stressful;

- sorawit 😭;

- oat is so in love with bunn it’s insane;

- apskdkdjjdjs THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING FUNNY;

- fai wanting to know the details could be very suspicious but it also could very well not be; either way i’m glad we’re getting the plan right away and they’re not stretching it out;

- what a surprise inspector m is helping them who would’ve thought no one saw it coming wowowowow; what’s his excuse for taking this long?

- ‘i won’t let you get shot on your own’ i hate him so much why are you like this;

- them shamelessly flirting in front of inspector m is what he deserves for thinking tan was in love with jane; they should make out to prove the point though;

- i’m so over watching the children suffer; can they please be safe already;

- big brother tan lets gooooooo;

- 1 million sub face reveal come on we’ve been waiting... of course not jfc;

- i love how everyone just accepts that tan has multiple houses; ‘what is this place?’ ‘my house’ ‘sure ok u seem extra enough to have three’;

- the babies 🥺;

- tan and bunn smiling at the babies 🥺;

- if episode 14 isn’t just this for 40 minutes long then what’s the point?

- ‘arent you going to invite me to sleep with you’ stop stop s t o p i can’t my heart is going to burst i love every idiot in that room; ‘if i had had the courage to say hello to you then’ aaaaah this show makes me insane;

- idiot dads and their idiot children;

- oh cool we’re just trusting por now? that seems safe;

- ‘MY BOYFRIEND’????? oh my god oh my god it’s HAPPENING;

- all eyes on rung baby; but doesn’t it seem too soon i don’t know fuuuuck;

- is this confirmation?? is this another red herring? i don’t know i don’t know my entire brain is screaming this is what i’ve been yelling about since episode 2;

- ok but why did these clowns fake their deaths if they are just going to tell everyone they are alive???

- oh SHIT i’m so confused?

- back to your scheduled cottagecore content to help you survive this week;

- tan’s little offended face p l e a s e; it working on bunn alskdjjdjf i hate them

[ultimaid]

12 with Parsley and Boris? (bonus points if it's 20s au,,,,,,)

oughghgh u KNOH ime a sucker 4 tghese 2...... ;-3c

(dis-claimer: tghis is NOT hard 20s au canon!!! u gotta keep an eye on tghe ao3 series for that!!! this is jost 4 fun, youll habe 2 wate 2 see how this habbens in the au...)

12. a hoarse whisper “kiss me”

They should... probably talk about it.

Parsley had been seeing Kamal for a couple of months now, and it was great! Really great, actually. Kamal was doing really well balancing two serious relationships, and it helped that Parsley got along well with Boris. They’d gotten to be pretty good friends, despite the whole “I’m your boss” thing. They spent a lot of time together when Kamal couldn’t be around, and they didn’t mind occasionally brushing hands when Kamal wanted to cuddle with them both. Hell, Boris didn’t mind looking at Parsley across the room, standing with Kamal and flirting, feeling the same prick in his heart when he looked at Kamal as when he looked at Parsley...

At first Boris had wondered if maybe he was jealous, but that definitely wasn’t the case. He knew what it felt like to be jealous, and this wasn’t it. He liked Parsley. He... really liked Parsley.

Oh dear... this was probably going to get a bit messy.

Boris was in the hospital when it happened. It was stupid, it really was. He shouldn’t be getting hit so easily any more; hell, he’d been in the business for a few years at this point, he knew how to keep away from bullets, but he supposed he’d been distracted. He’d finished the fight without having to retreat, but his arm hurt like hell. Usually Randy could patch up the minor wounds, but this was deep. He... needed to call Fay.

So here he was, in the hospital. Kamal was sitting by his bed on one side, Parsley standing beside him. There was quiet tension between the two of them, tension that Boris was too exhausted to interpret. It wasn’t bad tension, but it was clear that there was something they weren’t telling Boris. Maybe something for later.

“I’m gonna call the kids,” Kamal said abruptly, getting to his feet and leaning down to kiss Boris’s cheek. “I’ll be back soon, don’t worry.”

“I thought you already called them...?” Boris asked, still somewhat woozy from the fading effects of shock and pain medication.

“I’m gonna call them again.” Kamal looked over to Parsley, who seemed to have taken a level in nerves within the past five seconds. “You two behave yourselves,” Kamal said, a little playful tone behind his words as he leaned up to kiss Parsley’s cheek. It occurred to Boris when Kamal winked at him on his way out the door that maybe he wasn’t going to call the kids after all.

For a long time, Parsley was silent. Boris was too. It wasn’t until they’d been alone for almost a minute that Parsley finally spoke up. “How’re you feeling?”

Boris had to take a moment to process the question. God, he’s beautiful. “Better,” he murmured, swallowing and adjusting himself.

“Good. That’s... that’s good,” Parsley said, sitting down in the chair previously occupied by Kamal. There was another awkward silence before Parsley cleared his throat and reached out to take Boris’s hand. “Listen, Boris, I--”

“Kiss me.”

It came out as a hoarse whisper, and Boris didn’t realize he’d said it until he saw Parsley’s reaction; a slightly gaping mouth, unusually colored eyes a little wider than before. “...You--”

“Please.” Boris slid his tongue between his lips, dampening them slightly, alleviating a little of the chapping that tended to happen with dehydration and stress. “Before... Before I lose my nerve.”

The moment of hesitation was the longest couple of seconds Boris had ever experienced. But seconds later there was a pair of lips on his, and Boris’s eyes were closed, and he was touching Parsley’s face, and Parsley was touching his face. Fuck... Fuck, it was actually happening. This was actually happening, and even though his mouth was still slightly dry, it was wonderful.

Kamal couldn’t help a smile as he watched through the cracked door. “Finally,” he muttered, only loud enough for himself to hear. It looked like he wasn’t going to be the only one with two boyfriends for much longer.

[echy-hexi]

Me:You let a pyro have a match... What did you think she was going to do? Just light her cigarette?

My dad, almost having his eyebrows singed off:Yes

Me:...I'm disappointed

My dad:As you should be.

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King:hey I gots a question

Me:Nani?

King:What happens when a girl takes a penis enlargement pill?

Me:...I- what?

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Me:You're too sober Faith, go get a beer.

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JJ:Bruh why the fuck are the staff at this funeral home crying?

Celo:Because they work at a fucking funeral home

King:But they should be used to it

Me:No mom

JJ:Yea but you'd think they'd be desensitized to it.

Me:they're paid to cry

Celo:People have emotions unlike you. Not everyone is an emotionless piece of shit.

King:Sympathy

JJ:I'm not an emotionless piece of shit, you're confusing me with Faith

Me:lmao

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JJ:It looks like Satan's cock

Me:Wtf

Celo:It does

Me:How would you kn-... Nvm

King:Satan, did you just send a dick pic? [Context:They all call me "Satan"]

Me:No wtf

JJ:Trap

King:Don't lie

Fai:oh

Me:I'm literally bleeding from my twat and you assume I just sent a dick pic

King:TF is a twat?

Celo:Pussy

King:o

Me:I regret life decisions

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JJ:Lei are these still your notes for us?

"My brother said he is a explosive potato"

"Oofity scoop"

"I mad I wasted 4 years at LCA"

"ok listen here failed abortion im tired of trying to be nice so fuck off you ugly lonely ugly cunt and good night"

"Drink coffee it doesn't stunt ur growth although u don't have growth"

"lmao I got kicked out of 2 friend groups bc i said tiddies in Japanese"

"This is why you're not allowed to have a kid"

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JJ:Isen wants to speak to your manager lmfao

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Me:We're great friends here at Chaotic Evil™ the Group Chat HQ

JJ:Move I'm gay

Fai:Oh great

Me:We know

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Masky:I don't know JJ I just want to kill someone so I can eat *vibrates eyes*

Me:o h l o r d

Me:gEt ThE hOlY wAtEr MoThErFuCkErS

Masky:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Masky:NOT THAT!

JJ:*sprays with holy water*

Me:XD

Masky:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JJ:*spritz spritz bitch*

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JJ:Everytime somebody says some dumbass shit I have a split decision between saying: "fuckin pardon?" or "come again *****??"

Fai:Why not both

Fai:Mix them together

JJ:Pardon again *****? Fuckin come again??

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JJ:Anyway I'll be sleeping w multiple soft n fluffy pillows like the trashy hoe i am and y'all will just have to deal, g'night

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Me:My sister wants to send a bird and some grass to China

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Fai:i'll just stab him in the dick. No more kids for you buddy

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Me:Reasons I don't need to discuss you butt taco

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Jeffo:That goddamn bever exposed my twitter

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JJ:Don't fuck rachel gardner tf y'all are both underage

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Celo:Concern is futile

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Su:You're literally talking to someone who read Danny x Rachel fanfiction at 5 in the morning

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King:How y'all doing

Fai:Dying

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Me:*recites the entire script of "history of the entire world, i guess" in chat*

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JJ:YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT ANYBODY BEING A BOTTOM CELO

JJ:I PUSHED YOU AND YOU LITERALLY FUCKING MOANED

Su:w o a h t h e r e

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Me:"My parents are going to beat me" kinky

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Me:Last year:King being accused of raping JJ

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Me:ur mum gae

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Me:SHE WAS LOOKING AT LEVI'S DICK-

Su:And I oop-

Fai:Stop. Halt. Halt. Stop.

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Me:EVERYONE IS GAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Fai:No lei

King:Nope

Me:GO BACK TO YOUR CLOSET

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Me:lets rape africa

Fai:lets not???

Me:they scrambled to see who could rape africa the fastest

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Me:let's blame the maine on spain

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JJ:Cactus dildo

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Me:the holes just appear over night and magically get white stuff in them-

Fai:Alright

Su:I-

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Me:FBI OPEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS

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Me:michigan's a 4-year-old basic moody bitch wearing crocs and socks drinking some fucking starbucks and breaking down in the corner of america while everyone else gets high and drunk af and ignores him to cry. except ohio

ohio is michigan's not alone buddy

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Me:kim kardashian is a boy?

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Me:all i heard was big. what-

Fai:don't worry bout it

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JJ:You ask your broke ass friends if they have money

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Me:my sister has a girlfriend apparently-

Fai:Her hand

Me:no

King:Jeffo

Fai:ye

Me:This chick she met in a game

JJ:When's the wedding

Me:Lmao

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"You can't legally stab children"

"Not on purpose anyways"

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Me:TIL my dad's boss lives near Jeffo and my sister's into punky skaters

JJ:TODAY I LEARNED THAT CELO'S MOM KNOWS MY MOM WHAT THE FUCK

Me:so kids what lesson did we learn

Fai/JJ:Nothing

JJ:Jynx

Fai:This is horrible

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Celo:unholy tutu screeching intensifies

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Me:im seriously crying by saying "im a weiner dog"

Me:i am the weiner dog

Me:the holy weiner dog

Su:w h e e z e

Me:im the all-mighty weiner dog

Celo:I can't breathe

Su:c r y i n g

Celo:And I'm ashamed

Me:im crying-

Me:im not

Me:im probably contact-high

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Su:The question is not are you choking, its what are you choking on?

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JJ:"Go jerk off to your fictional waifus, you horny fucking weeb"

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JJ:I speak English not oui oui baguette motherfucker

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King:i just had a flashback of when Destiny Powell started to have nicknames and called Nini tater tot.

King:then christoff just yelled, TATER TOT SHE'S A THOT

JJ:I don't remember Destiny saying that but i definitely remember Christoff saying that

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Me:hi and welcome to college! you want fresh air? WELL IT CANT FUCKIN HAPPEN! BECAUSE WE'RE TOO AFRAID YOU'RE GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE! SO THIS IS ALL YA GET. A SMALL CRACK IN THE WINDOW!

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Me:i enjoy the fact that none of us can actually bother correcting shit after sending unless someone points it out or we notice and it pisses us off.

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Me:i read that as "my new seat in meth is great"

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JJ:stop flirting some of us are trying to spill some tea

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Celo:Squidward thicc af 😏

Me:I- Cel why-

Cel:Aren't you the bitch that likes fell

Me:fuck you dont use this to your advantedge

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Cel:Also, how does that explain why Skyler doesn't even have a dick

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Me, using something from Tumblr:

Cel:There's a fight going on down the block. Wanna go see?

JJ:What-

Lei:Wh- what the fuck- why?

Fai throws Jeffo and Kint down the hallway to their right yelling “FUCK YOU!"

Sounds of things smashing

Lei:I could use some air and time out of the house. Sure why not-

Est:Take me with you I've been stuck in here for *counting on fingers* 50 years-

Lei:You're only 21-

Est:It only looks like I'm 21

Lei:What the fuck-

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JJ:Did Cal just tell me he loves me for the first time?

Lei:Yes.

JJ:And did I just do finger guns back?

Lei:Yes. Yes you did.

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Cel:Hello-

Fai, grabbing through the bars:*Starts to choke him*

Lei: Faith! Faith! Hold on let him explain!

Fai:He’s selling us out!

Lei:Let. Him. Explain.

Cel:*Coughs* Thank you, Leila.

Cel:I’m selling you out.

Lei:*Angry screaming*

Cel:*Choking noises*

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Cel:Why are you smiling?

Jeffi:Can’t I just smile? Maybe something good happened and I’m happy!

JJ:Faith tripped and fell in the parking lot.

King:Did she die?

JJ:No

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Me:you force fed me pizza when i was a baby i remember the future

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Me:all these quotes from the internet, family members, or friends. then there's "ahem You can't be bisexual if you're sansexual. You get to live with this information now, bye"

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Some random discord shit

[virtuesxsins-blog]

fai the insecure little bitch leans on the other guy and uses his irrestiable charm as the Worst Person on Earth to piss them off or maybe go do something for him if he can or who knows maybe try to flirt and get the attention off Felix :u

Felix doesn’t really understand what’s happening. He certainly hadn’t picked up on the other flirting with him but-- he’d noticed Fai’s obvious flirting. It made him feel...He wasn’t sure but it wasn’t good. And yet he still couldn’t find it within himself to be mad. I mean-- it’s not like Fai owed him anything anyway, they weren’t anything. They were just... practice partners?? Maybe ?? He wasn’t sure. In any case, he decides it best to leave. ‘ Uhm... I-- I uh... I gotta uhm.. do a thing so...’

[insomniiyac]

Beyond My Pants and Into My Mind (An Aoyama x Everyone Concept)

You know what I’m tired of? I’m tired of reading the same awesome-ass fics revolving solely around Bakugou and Deku. So y’know what? I’m gonna make one revolving solely around twinkling boi because why not? >u> 

NSFW Warning- not for the children or the faint of heart. Loads and loads of humor and sex with some wholesome content sprinkled in. Prepare to laugh your asses off. (This is a concept for a fic I may or may not write, so enjoy >u>)

Aoyama runs sex blog, also helps people with their problems

He realizes that some of them are actually his classmates after a conversation in the locker room

Insert online conversation with Deku (mild flirting). Reveals he’s crushing on Uraraka. Aww.

He feels bad about knowing their private lives but continues the blog after seeing how happy they are

Insert online conversation with Kouda

Holds a live show, people donate- sexy stuff ensues (with Bakuhoe going into maximum sadist overdrive)

Comes in the next day, normal day though his classmates are talking more openly about meeting V one day. Bakugou notices Aoyama’s apprehension and Kouda develops a crush

More sexy stuff that night/online sexting with Bakugou (reveals that Bakuhoe got a crush too holy shiet)

Bakugou confronts Aoyama after school. French boi gets scared and runs off, but expodikills corners him in the locker room and threatens to blow him up.

Aoyama reveals that he is V. Bakuhoe smashes his boiholes into smithereens. (did I mention frenchboi’s a virgin?) “I knew those moans sounded familiar.” Bakuhoe ensures his secret his safe.

Frenchboi got a limp, but he Gucci and goes to train anyway. Still gets ignored tho.

Insert online convo with Uraraka. Thinks V is sweet and wants to meet up. Oh no, what about Deku?

Receives gifts in the mail.

Inserts another online convo with Kouda. What a cutie, no way he could corrupt this innocent soul. Sends a tasteful nude.

Kouda wants to lose his virginity. Aoyama wants to help him, but that might give him away.

Fuck it, meets up and sleeps with Kouda. Disney princess is surprised that its him and is conflicted. Does it anyway. Hes happy. Ensures his secret is safe.

Receives message from Bakuhoe that night. He wants sum fuck. Give it to him.

Uraraka talks to girls about V. the girls are interested now. Time for some kitty cat.

Deku’s upset. His crush likes his advisor and now he refuses to visit the blog. Frenchboi’s hurt- that’s his bff

Convinces him to be honest with V and tell him whats up.

Insert online convo with Deku. Very heartwarming and Deku builds encouragement

V lets Uraraka down gently- she understands.

Frenchboi accidently spilling tea. Iida gets suspicious.

Insert convo with Iida. Turns out glasses boi got a thing for traps. Sends some tasteful nudes. Convo’s kind of hot. Gets to see iida’s dick.

Glasses boi drops suspicion for now. No way in hell frenchboi’s that damn good at sexting.

Blog is getting more popular within the school. Aoyama’s kinda scared.

Kouda hits him up. Wants sum fuck. Give it to him.

Insert convo from Mina. Very fun sexter, 10/10 will do again. Very pushy with finding out who V is.

Does another live show- has a huger audience. Ends with him writhing on the floor like mad.

Starts getting messages in the day time. Wtf, this isn’t his entire life… is it?

Mina blatantly asks Aoyama if he’s V in private.

“Why you ask?”

“Well, yours and his texting style is very similar.”

FUCK.

Mina takes his silence as a yes. Makes him eat her poom-poom for forgiveness. Also rides his dick. Ensures his secret is safe.

Deku and Uraraka is dating… HOORAY!

Receives more gifts. Also receives a shitload of messages he can’t keep up with.

Insert convo from Deku. Kinda wants to know who V really is too.

*sigh*

Admits that he is V.

Broccoli child wants a threeway.

……with Uraraka right?

“yes.”

Plans a threeway. Gets fucked in the ass and fucks zero gravity. Both ensures his secret his safe.

Iida’s suspicion arises again after seeing how the three interacts the next day.

Bakugou hits him up.

Another buttfuck session?

“No, I want your mouth this time.”

Uses frenchboi’s mouth like his personal fleshlight.

Insert convo from Kirishima. Very goofy and fun to sext. 10/10.

“Let’s meet!”

Jfc.

Is curious about his dickgame, so he can’t say no.

“You might be either surprised, disappointed, or both.”

“It’s cool, dude. You have such a cute body anyway, I’m sure you can’t be that bad.”

Fuck it.

Meets up with hard boi. Hard boi gets flustered.

“A-Aoyama?! I didn’t think you had it in you!”

Has sex.

Bakugou shows up.

Gets double-fucked.

Mina shows up.

Orgy.

Its one huge Aoyama-fest and frenchboi’s excited but terrified.

Is invited to fuck the bakusquad at any time now.

Frenchboi is exhausted and gives the blog a break.

A week goes by and his message board is in shambles.

Assures his audience that he still alive. Posts a video.

Insert convo with Momo. Shes ashamed she even came on here but V assures she is okay. Another heartwarming convo reveals that she’s not confident in herself. V makes her feel better. Momo develops a crush.

Those that know his secret starts putting a bit of respeckt on frenchboi’s name.

Kouda asks Aoyama out on a date. Kinda wants to say no but knows how much encouragement he had to muster to do it, so says yes.

Momo talks about meeting V.

“He’s so cute, I can imagine what it’d be like to meet him~.”

Mina and Uraraka burst into fits of giggles.

Insert convo with Todoroki. Very blunt and straight to the point, kind of a boring texter tbh. Innuendos seem to go right over his head. Manages to get him out his shell with a tasteful nude.

He likes that. Sends one right back. Frenchboi gets a boner. The talk is vanilla with a splash of cinnamon. Meh, 7/10. Todoroki admits he hasn’t done this before. How adorable.

More talk of V in the school. Its becoming a hot topic now. Teachers and staff are catching on.

Receives loads of gifts and money in the mail. Cant fit them all in his room so has to call his parents to store them in his room there. Parents are suspicious but doesn’t care enough to ask. Literally the source of his personal issues.

Insert convo with Tokoyami. Very emotionally charged conversation. Goth birb reveals he is depressed and has major self-esteem issues. So does V. The blog really is his life. V gives him words of encouragement. Tokoyami gracefully accepts and thanks him. Frenchboi realizes that Tokoyami’s actually… kinda cute? Interest in him peaks.

DATE WITH KOUDA. Goes to a petting zoo of course. Aoyama cant get the animals to come around him on his own, so Kouda uses his quirk to make it easier. Very, very sweet. Aoyama’s expecting to have to sleep with him, but Kouda’s alright with just a peck. Doesn’t promise too much, but Kouda really is a sweet, sweet boy.

Explodidicks shows up again. He’s jelly sandwich that frenchboi went on a date with Disney princess.

“but you liked V, not me?”

“STFU SPARKLE BITCH!”

Bakuhoe cant bring himself to ask him out, so he storms off like a baby bitch.

Frenchboi sees Tokoyami the next day, but friendship meter isn’t high enough to talk to him without giving himself away. Fuck.

Messages Tokoyami. Goth birb is surprised he messaged him first. Heartwarming convo leads to some hot stuff. Convinces goth birb to send a tasteful nude after some time. V compliments him like mad and flusters the birb.

More talk about V during the day. Most of the 1-A class are taking about how wonderful he is while others are skeptical. “Why just Class 1-A, hmm?”

Deku asks Aoyama about the blog in private. (Shouji overhears)

“Hey, how long do you plan on keeping this running? Aren’t you afraid you might be hurting your chances of positive press when becoming a pro hero?”

That;s a good question, but the answer isn’t so simple.

“Ne t’en fais pas, Deku-kun. I’ll be fine~”

No. be very worried.

Teachers and staff are beginning to believe the traitor is behind the blog and that its using it to find out personal information about the staff and students. Proceed investigation.

Shouji confronts Aoyama.

“so you’re V?”

Frenchboi admits it.

Tentacles ensures his secret his safe. “I’m just glad you’re helping Tokoyami out. But he’s gonna have to know who you are one day.”

Moral dilemma arises.

Gets message from Mina.

Bakusquad orgy? Bakusquad orgy.

Goes to Bakusquad orgy. Gets fucked by everyone there.

Bakugou gets in his feelings and starts getting possessive of frenchboi. Very aggressive with his love but will take versus getting Thanos’d.

Next day, Bakuhoe lowkey claiming croissant. Gets aggressive with Kouda. Kouda backs off and stops talking to frenchboi for a while. Poor thing…

Aoyama faces his fears and confronts bakuhoe for being a bakubitch.

Bakubitch is offended. Threatens to blow up frenchboi but Iida intervenes.

“This is none of your fucking business!”

Fight almost breaks out, but Aizawa intervenes. All three of them get suspended.

Iida contacts Aoyama during suspension. Asks what his relationship is between him and Bakugou.

Admits they’ve banged more than a few times. Accidently slips that they’ve spoken online beforehand.

“So, you’re V?”

“Oui.”

“AHA! I knew it!”

“Don’t tell anyone, okay?”

“Your secret is safe with me, Aoyama-san!”

Iida’s secretly conflicted that he sent a dick pic and fapped to Aoyama, ngl.

Aoyama’s curious about Iida’s dick game, so he invites him over to his room for some play.

Glasses boi comes by, finds Croissant poised up in a school girl outfit looking cute af.

Hot sex ensues. Bakugou overhears it in passing.

Aoyama messages Kouda. Kouda responds. Says he really likes him but can’t do it anymore. Frenchboi feels horrible but won’t stop him.

Insert convo with Tokoyami. Lots and lots of flirting. Aoyama’s dying for Toko to ask about his identity, but the birb respects his anonymity way too much. Lets it ride. Sends pics to each other.

Suspension over.

Staff is pulling students one by one to question their relations to V. Aizawa makes an official announcement to be wary of V. Aoyama wants to fucking die.

Insert convo with Momo. Light flirting, confesses to V that she’s been thinking about him and wants to meet. Tells him that her school thinks he’s dangerous. V assures that he isn’t.

Insert convo with Deku. Deku’s concerned about frenchboi’s well-being and suggests he comes clean. Aoyama’s not ready to.

Insert convo with Bakugou.

Oh lord.

“So you’re gonna go and fuck Sonic the Nerdhog now!?”

“Bakugou, if you like me, just ask me out.”

“…”

Bakugou logs off for the night.

Insert convo from Tsuyu.

“Aoyama, I know its you, but I won’t rat you out.”

“Oh… okay, thank you? But why contact me from here?”

“Wellllllllll….”

Meets up with Tsuyu. Reveals that its spring and this is the time when her body’s ready to mate. Knew that Aoyama was an easy target. Take that how you will.

Oh yeah, frogs get busy in the spring.

Has sex.

+1 new fuckbuddy

Croissant goes to bed and realizes he’s been whoring himself like mad. Evaluates his life choices and realizes he’s literally addicted to the attention. Also realizes that his shit’s gonna slide out of his ass like butter if he doesn’t take it easy.

Declines offer for another Bakusquad orgy and gives the blog a rest for a while.

1-A is being investigated now. Tailman, Sugar Rush, Mineta, and Croissant are suspects.

Insert convo from Ojiro.

“Hey dude, I know this blog means a lot to you, but if you can show up in person and get these guys off our backs that’d mean a lot to us. Thanks~”

Damn… that’s one person that cannot know about his identity. Tells him he’s not in the country.

Is interested in Ojiro’s peen ngl. He got that martial artist bod afterall.

Coaxes tailboy into a conversation. Tailboy… aint really with the gay shit. Is a lot like Todoroki, but doesn’t even try to talk dirty. Jeez, is he really all that straight? 0/10

Sends a tasteful nude. Tries to get him to at least send his abs. Something.

“Fine.” Whatever it takes to get the staff from checking his internet history.

Send a pic of his torso, his pants are kinda low. OOF. DAT V LINE.

Talks a little bit more, then logs off.

Depression starts to settle in. His classmates are noticing him, but not for the right reasons. Deku notices. Iida notices. Uraraka notices. Tokoyami grows suspicious from his non-attentionwhoring ways.

Tokoyami approaches Aoyama for the first time.

Oh god, his palms are sweaty.

Knees weak, arms heavy… Mom’s spaghetti.

“Are you alright?”

“Oui, I’m okay.

“Are you sure? You don’t seem like yourself. I am a bit concerned.”

Aoyama comes clean. Tokoyami is surprised, but isn’t upset.

Spends the day comforting Aoyama. Even brings by moshi icecream. Very wholesome. Nothing flirty or anything, just bro stuff.

Toko compliments Aoyama on his ability to talk to people and suggests applying that offline as well- he’d be far more liked that way.

Frenchboi reveals that he initially made a regular blog to make friends because he often felt lonely at Yuuei but resorted to sex because of the lack of attention. Deku is his only legitimate friend here.

“Then let’s be friends as well.”

Aoyama cries. Hard. Very emotional moment.

He accepts it.

Aoyama writes on his blog that he’s not gonna be too active. People aren’t very happy, but they accept.

The folks in the know ask about his post last night. Keeps it cute and says he’s gonna take it easy for a bit. Deku and Toko smiles.

The staff of investigation notices the post and begins narrowing down the suspects.

Bakugou pulls Aoyama aside. He’s calm and collected- asks him if he’s okay.

Frenchboi nods, Bakuboi finally asks him on a date. He hesitantly accepts. Not sure why he’s so fixated on him, but cool I guess.

(Insert Bakusquad cheesing in the background)

Kouda summons the courage to talk to Aoyama again and apologizes for leaving him hanging. Frenchboi forgives him and accepts his friendship.

+1 Friendship

DATE WITH BAKUGOU. Indoor rock climbing! How cool is that!? Frenchboi is scared shitless, but Explosionboi knows what he’s doing. Bakugou is mainly quiet the entire time but is pretty sweet in gaining Frenchboi’s trust with the harnesses. Deep conversation reveals that Bakugou doesn’t have many friends either. Apologizes for being so pushy and inconsiderate. Admits he doesn’t handle his emotions well. Aoyama reveals personal info about his blog and his loneliness.

“You’re a fucking weirdo tbh, but you have a lot of balls.”

His way of complimenting him, I guess? Also advises him to stop being so fucking slutty before his ass becomes Stargate… or else.

Ooh, the irony.

Doesn’t sleep together, sweet peck on the forehead tho.

Tokoyami and Deku checks up on him.

Insert messages from Bakusquad telling him how much Bakugou enjoyed today. Also thanks Aoyama for being a friend through V.

Bakuboi probs told them about his dilemma, that little shit. He still felt loved nonetheless. Very wholesome.

Frenchboi comes into class the next day and… actually gets greeted? He tears up.

Bakugou calls him a faggot.

Gets called into the office after school.

It’s time.

They question him about the blog and its contents.

He comes clean.

Aizawa wants to expel the shit out of him but he technically did nothing wrong, so he stays.

Firmly asks him to delete the blog. Gets reprimanded for running a damn sex blog while training to be a public defender.

They agree to keep it under wraps, but Aizawa orders Aoyama to apologize to the class.

He does.

There’s a mixture of disgust, shock, and wonder.

The end.

 TL;DR: tfw the blog that you think is singlehandedly tearing down your school is just the creation of a lonely 16-year old.

[99liners]

nct masterlist;

general disclaimer: not a single sentence written as part of these fanfictions portray the real character of nct.

lee taeyong:

scenarios !! ♡

ile-de-france (gender neutral reader) (fluff / nsfw theme) [dated: 2018-04-20]

↳ he takes you to paris for his mv shooting but girls flirt with him and needless to say, you get jealous.

bazinga (female reader) (fluff / nsfw theme) [dated: 2018-09-24]

↳ nothing goes right when nctzens get a glimpse of you while taeyong is doing a vlive. 

chittaphon (ten):

scenarios !! ♡

stop, baby don’t stop (female reader) (smut / filth) [dated: 2018-04-26]

↳ you come over to watch a movie with nct 2018 which somehow leads you giving ten a blowjob. yeah crazy, i know.

ten as a boyfriend (nsfw theme) (gender neutral reader) [dated: 2018-04-24]

jung yoonoh (jaehyun):

scenarios !! ♡

kiss my ass (chaebol!au) (female reader) (angst / fluff) [dated: 2018-05-28]

↳ he’s a business student, you’re a computer engineering student. although you guys have hardly been in each other’s company for a few times apparently you both hate each other. sicheng being the mutual friend he is, brings you closer in his own way.

redamancy (fluff/bits of nsfw) (birthday special) (female reader) [dated: 2019-02-13]

↳ you confess your love to jaehyun for the first time and he honks your boob in return. 

dong sicheng (winwin):

scenarios !! ♡

netflix and fluff (fluff / angst) (gender neutral reader) [dated: 2018-04-25]

↳ he acts coldly sometimes, involuntarily, but nothing slips your eye. finally, you confront him one day and he confesses his deep feelings for you.

lee minhyung (mark):

scenarios !! ♡

mark as a boyfriend (nsfw theme) (gender neutral reader) [dated: 2018-05-16]

lee jeno:

scenarios !! ♡

stolen kisses (flufffff) (female reader) [dated: 2018-05-30]

↳ he meets you backstage while getting his makeup done. oh wait, you’re the one who’s doing his makeup.

na jaemin:

scenarios !! ♡

tu me fais rougir (fluff) (male reader) [dated: 2019-01-17]

↳ a journey of how y/n catches jaemin's eye and while he's supposed to ask jaem out, turns out, jaem has to do it himself.

huang renjun:

scenarios !! ♡

spoiled (florist au) (angst / bits of fluff) (female reader) [dated: 2019-01-21]

↳ he used to be an heir to a multibillion dollar company and now he works as a mere florist, what went wrong?

nct 2018

scenarios !! ♡

terms of endearment (female reader) [dated: 2018-10-21]

↳ their preferred names in the bedroom for you and them

three rules: dom!nct (female reader) (filth) [dated: 2019-03-05]

↳ three rules from each member governing your sex lives.

nct night night series; the boys with their non idol s/o guest at nct night night radio

night night date night; johnny (female reader) (fluff / cute / humor) [dated: 2020-07-02]

night night date night; taeyong (female reader) (fluff / cute / humor) [dated: 2019-01-23]

night night date night; yuta  (female reader) (fluff / cute / humor) [dated: 2018-08-04]

night night date night; jaehyun (female reader) (fluff / cute / humor) [dated: 2018-04-28]

night night date night; jungwoo (female reader) (fluff / cute / humor) [dated: 2018-06-02]

night night date night; jaemin (female reader) (fluff / cute / humor) [dated: 2018-06-19]

night night date night; jeno (female reader) (fluff / cute / humor) [dated: 2019-01-29]

reactions !! ✔

nct u and 127 reaction to: playing what’s in the box with reader’s lingerie (till mark) (female reader) (nsfw / fluff) [dated: 2018-05-22]

nct dream reaction to: their noona s/o fangirling over an older male idol (fluff / cute / humor) [dated: 2018-06-01]

nct 127 reaction: how they show their love to the fans through sns (fluff / humor) [dated: 2018-06-29]

nct u reaction to: their s/o moaning someone else’s name during sex (fluff / smut / filth / angst) [dated: 2018-07-01]

nct u reaction to: their s/o getting hiccups every time she eats spicy food (fluff / humor) [dated: 2018-08-05]

mafia!nct 127 reaction: them punishing you sexually as you act bratty (female reader /smut/filth) [dated: 2019-02-07]

texts !! ✉

nct u: accidentally text you something dirty (humor / smut / nsfw) [dated: 2018-07-12]

if links don’t work please leave an ask!! enjoy!!

[ciaclouddearding-blog]

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[olusegundare]

Brother Samson and Sister Debbie’s Story Continues

Sister Debbie says, "maybe you CAN CONVINCE him sire"...(July 26, 2013)

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My love wanted to send money to me so dat I get a new one where I am, bc d university environment is situated in a place dat is more populous and big than our Island...I howeva contered his suggestion based on d fact dat

..fact dat I may not know d original and it is beta one buys sth that is authentic, original, even if costlier than buying fake. The worrisome situation is our land is dat some of those marketers/retailers will tell u dat sth is original n collect d exact money dat one purchases original 4m some1 but they shall yet give one fake. When one complains and or take d products back 2 dem, dey shall start giving excuses, dey would neither change d product nor refund d money back, bc dey shal say goods once bought and paid for canNOT be returned... I remember a horrible experience dat a course mate had recently, when he bought his lapy, he paid 4 original substance, but when d retailer gave him a sealed carton, he discovered dat it was fake...d battery can not last an hour...and d packages installed on d system are not d latest windows... When he returned it, d man didnt change it 4 him, he took d law enforcement agencies dia, but instead of d matter being resolved it got aggravated...

It became a bottlenecked situation...the situation was time demanding, with my coursemate wasting his precious time @ d agencies offices, when he couldnt withstand d situation any longer due to his academic work, he let go d issue, handing d case ova to God... Yes God fights, God vindicates, God judges, but b4 dat happens, d naive would have suffered, as d adage of our parents say, "ki ilẹ to pa òsìkà, ohun rere pupọ yo ti bajẹ"... So my coursem8 abandoned d pursuit of d case, and had to borrow anoda one 4m one of his friend's, pending the time he raises money 2 get anoda one.,. Since I am ignorant in d field, and we have a brother in our church in d island who is knowledgeable in such products, I tell "mai" lord dat he shd give him money to assist us in getting a good, radiant, durable and original one even if some token shall be added, it is beta dan getting something dat one wont use 4 a mth b4 it packed up...

My love had a contrary opinion, he thinks dat may be d luck of my course m8 n dat I may not be a victim as he was, moreso, according 2 him, some of dose brethren n close pp, dey sometym also misbehave, getting wrong things 4 some1, particularly wen dey see dat u r a believer, dey know one wont do anytin, 1 wont be able 2 harass dem...He said he remembered dat broda Johnny asked anoda broda in d church who was in2 handsets 2 help him get new n latest Iphone brand, but d broda got 4 broda Johnny a substandard product @ d rate dey r selling standard product and he even collected extra-changes, which broda Johnny readily paid...but when broda Johnny started using d Iphone he discovered how substandard d so called standard product was...It really pained him...he confronted d broda, but filmsy excuses were presented to broda Johnny....The written disappointments all over broda Johnny made "mai" lord 2 ask from broda Johnny what d matter was, and he narrated everything to "mai" love n how

...n how disappointed he was in d so called brethren, bc accordin 2 broda Johnny, dis is d 2nd of d so called christian broda that shall disappoint him in getting authentic thing. As he said, he, bro Johnny did not even believe dat dia is any Christian broda @ all again, and wouldnt venture to introduce any Christian member to any outsider lest his reputation be dented, damaged b4 such people. "Mai" lord said, he had to sit broda Johnny down and tell him dat we r in d last days, d perilious times and dat such shd be expected in d christian gatherings. My love said he also shared one out of d many experiences he had with broda Johnny. The experience he shared with broda Johnny was d one dat he said comforted bRoda Johnny...The experience he shared was dis...

"Mai" lord has a friend in 1 of d developed countries, d man was a citizen of dat developed country by birth and afta graduation 4m university, bc he and my love attended d same university 2geda and dey lived in d same room 2geda while in d schl it was den dey started their friendship...Having studied each oda closely...d man knew "mai" lord 2 be a True Christian and noticed dat my love had not changed 4m his once profession as many were even despite all problems...So, "mai" love's friend intimated him dat he wanted 2 have a building in d Island n he shd help him out...Mai love said he connected a christian broda who is an engineer with his friend so dat he helped d man, but dis christian engineer duped d man, did shoddy job 4 him it took God's intervention 4 d man in developed country 2 trust my love again, bc he thought dey connived 2geda 2 dupe him. The structure built by d engineer had 2 be pulled down when d man came home 2 inspect d building n he asked "mai" love to make sure he

...sure he gets local pp, unbelievers if dat shal be d case and be supervising d project himself...dis was afta he was convinced dat "mai" lord had no premonition of all dat d so called christian engineer did 2 him. The house dat local pp built was as if it was removed/plucked 4m developed country n became situated/placed in our Island. This was when my love's friend became happy. With dis shared experience, d man, broda Johnny became happy n my love was able 2 tell him dat dia are real believers but it is only dat dey are extremely few now, thence, he shdnt just conclude like dat..."Mai" love said he told him dat dat is wat is happening in female-male relationships vizaviz proposals 4 courtships or datings which make many brothers and many sisters become afraid of starting relationship with a felowship member despite d fact dat she has known d person for months or years because dey feared d unknown, dey feared dat d person may afterall become and anoda wolf in sheep's clothing..

Thence, d so called sisters many atimes prefer outsiders, those who are not sound in faith to start dating than d so called believer bc according to sister Bum-bum, "if he wants to act funny, I shall also act funny calling him 2 his senses"...But d truth is dat dia r genuine believers out there, "mai" lord concluded with broda Johnny... When "mai" lord inboxed me dis msg because I was yet on campus wen I told him 2 get d thing ready 4 me, so dat wen I come home I shal take it along bc I was already "sick of his love"...despite saying dis he stil wanted me 2 get d thing where I am,...I also had 2 reply him, using his words, dat since he believes dia r genuine believers around, though fewer, then let us give d broda an element of doubt until he proves odawise, 4 afta all, retail prices are close irrespective of cities or villages.

"Mai" lord said "no problems, but that if d man happened to fai, u shal bear d liabilities, financial one of getting a new one or repairing d one he bought as d case may be". I replied dat "I agreed, but dat if he happened 2 get me d correct one, you shall add to my weekly wages..." "Owo l'obinrin mọ", lets wait and see" he said. So, he helped me contact d broda and d broda got me a printer...From my love's message, I assume he is satisfied with d product bc he is saying dat he may assist him 2 get some things, bc he said he wanted 2 computerize his office n coupled with d fact dat he is a "micro" writer, he may want to start storing his write ups and messages on d d system... When he informed me dat he wants him 2 get sth 4 him, I asked him 2 brief me of d devpt, d sudden change in interest in d broda, he refused, saying until I arrive "gan-ni a fi ji" he said in anoda tribe's language. "Ẹyin lẹmọ, ẹ o mã fi enia sinu "suspense" bi ẹnipe "island" ni mo wa pẹlu yin", I replied.

"Ẹ ma binu iya grammar", he said. "Boya ẹ o tillẹ fẹ ki n ka iwe mọ ni" I said. "why?" he replied. "Se ẹ o mọ wipe ti enia ba ti wa ni "suspense" ọKan enia ko ni papọ̀ ni iwaju awọn professors wọnyẹn ni?" I said. "Ẹ ma binu. Se ẹ mọ wipe emi o lọ suku ri, mi o mỌ bi o se nse enia", he replied. "Dont mis-interpret and or mis-quote me o, I did not say u did not go to school oh...am on my knees oh", I said. "Not in anyway annoyed...Just playing now..." he said. "hmn. Heave a sigh of relief. Alright. Back on my couch", i replied. "God bless u", he said. "Amen" I replied. "Do u know what?" He asked "Watz dat dearie love?" I asked. "Ẹyin ti "personality" yin ba ti jẹ "phleg" bayi, nkan ni" he replied "To ò, ẹ n lẹ o baba "personality" ki la se o?" I replied. "You are those Yorubas called "Rutu abọ́kọkú"" he said. "I think Yorubas erred in dat," I said "Why?" he replied. "Because "Rutu ko ba ọkọ ku, Rutu fi ìfẹ́ rẹ si ọkọ rẹ han ni" and is dia a law against dat?" I said.

"Not that I can think of at d moment" he replied. ""Mai" lord sire. I know u r wiser n more grounded in bible than I, but u can neva think of any, either now or in d future", I replied. "Yes madam grammar, I even forgot dat u have an award in bible teaching @ d felowship lately" he said. "Ẹyin na lẹ fun wa", I said. "I want u 2 know dat even Yoruba does not approve flirting. Yoruba wants some1 who shal sustain d geneology of d dead, and dat was what Ruth did, dat was what she exemplified". "Am all ears bible teacher", he said. "Thats what I want 2 chip in on dat "Rutu a bọkọ ku" slogan by our people", I said. "O.K" He said. "So, wat do u say of my personality class?" I asked. "What I am trying 2 say is d Phleg personality individual trusts pp so much and dey demonstrate such trusts to d extent dat if dey r grieved, "Ọlọrun nikan lo le gba ẹniyẹn"", "mai" lord's response. "To ò, e emi ni sẹyin ni bayi tabi ẹyin lẹ sẹ mi?", I asked. "O ò sẹ̀ mi. Mi o sẹ̀ ẹ́. But I am saying ko dara ki enia ma sẹ iru yin" he said

"Either phleg or sanguine or whatever, "ko dara ki a ma sẹ ara wa, a ò si le ma ma sẹ ara wa nigbati a ba ti jìjọ n ni ajọsepọ, nitori ẹniti enia ba n ba ni ajumọjọsepọ na ni enia ma nsẹ..." "Hun-hun", he said "Nitorina bi ẹniti enia ba mba ni ajumọjọsepọ ba sẹ ẹnikeji, nse ni ka ya pari rẹ lẹ́yẹ-o-sọka, ki a si tun bẹrẹ sini gbe ni" harmony", i said. "There is nothing like living in harmony, in unity...he said, "o ti dara o si ti dun to fun awọn ara lati ma jumọ gbé ni irẹpọ", "mai lord said. "Where is dat in d bible gan...isnt it in Orin Dafidi?" "Yep. 133, precisely". He replied. "Living in unity brings progress, it brings joy, it solidifies d more relationship", I said. "And What one thinks one may not be able 2 achieve in decades, with love, unity, one shall achieve it...dat's wat d apostles demonstrated while dey 1st received Holy Ghost, datz wat d book of Psalms 133 is teaching us", he added. "Huh, "mai" pastor sire", i said. "So my advice having understand what u mean when u said "your mind will be there", is dat u shd just take your heart off d printer until u arrive, "sefini"", he replied.

"I will try 2, I need 2 inform u dat during dis time dat I shal be coming home, there are duties outlined 4 me @ d office dat wil make me busy, bc my boss has been informing me of many pending files to treat", I said. "Alrit. Idi isẹ ẹni lati n mọ ẹni lọlẹ. May d Lord help u so dat u finish all in time", my love said.... It was as if we have parted for years, despite d fact dat we talk daily, despite d fact dat we chat daily, despite d fact dat we upload our pictures of interests daily, despite...but seeing is different...God is wonderful. I got 2 d Island earlier so dat I will have a taste of office work, do some works and take d rest home if possible so dat I finish up my part on schedule bc according 2 my boss, d headquarter wants d branch's report upd8 asap. I did not let him know of my take off time 4m d city so dat he wont calculatively arrive @ my arrival hour...when I dropped @ d garage, I phoned him dat our bus is about to take off, he wished me a safe journey...Then I asked of where he is and he told me in his office.

I board a taxi 2 his office...on getting 2 his office he told me dat he received an open trance abt 2 minutes before I called, seeing me alighting 4m a yellow bus n d environment was d Island's garage... "Ẹh-hẹn" was wat I said. "So, as I was thinking on d vision dat could it be dat u have arrived, dat was when u called saying u r about to take off...so i conclude dat u r yet 2 be here but dat u shal get home safely...dat was wat I later interpreted d trance 2 mean" he concluded. "God is great". I said. "This is bc d bus dat conveyed me here was yellow and dat was d exact tym dat I alighted 4m d bus, u are monitoring me spiritually "niyẹn" o. "Where d carcass is, d eagles gathered..." "So d scriptures say", I said interjectingly. "So whereever sons/daughters of genuine prophet of God are, his spiritual eye shall be with dem" he said. "Praise God 4 d office of prophets", I said. "Alleluiah to God", "mai" lord said. "So what do u bring 4 me?" He added. "Plenty of assignments 4m prof Josh-Josh", I replied laughing.

"Alright. We shal do justice 2 dat later, but, wat I mean is, wia r d edible things u brought 4 me", my love said. "I bought some fried chips, but I have given those @ sales department..." Interjecting, "I do now wanna know wat u give those @ d sales dept, I am talkin abt my own" he said. "Agbalagba. Ki lenia fe ra fun eyin agbalagba?" I asked. "Bring ur handbag n let me see", he said. I handed it ova 2 him, "e le ri nkankan nibe", I said. "I only come so dat I drop my bag in d office n go 2 my work place 2 get started wit my piled up office works", I enthused. "Okay o", he said as he collected my handbag n started opening it..."may God not let blade cut ur hands in my bag as u r removing its contents", I said, as I squeezed mysef tru d narrow path btw him n d wall, pressing my breasts on him, because I didnot want 2 excuse him off d road...walking 2 wia he used 2 keep his foods...he replied as I was squeezing mysef 2ru his back, "if blade cuts my hand, u will be misses nurse 2da, n treat me, awa o mọ wipe abẹfẹlẹ lotun ku ti ẹ n mu rin kiri bayi o"

I did not answer him as I move 2wads d place, he grasped my wrist n pulled me back 2 him...face 2 face with him, he said, "ẹniti ko mu nkan bọ fun ara ile, oun na ko ni ri nkan ti ara ile seto kale gbà"...I was struggling 2 free mysef, but he held me tight, then I said, "Ha-ha-ha? Tomode ba nse bi omode, sebi won ni agba a si ma se bi agba". "I wont "se ise agba" today" he said still holding my hand. "O dara. Wont u let me go to office again? Leave me I want 2 get going 2 my work place, "ti ẹ ba ni ẹ o ni nkankan fun wa", I said. "Okay. Walk back 2 wia u were b4", he said. "Leave my hand now", I said lookin @ his eyeballs lovingly n laughing..."bc if u dont leave my hand how wld i move back 2 d place"...i know he wil leave my hand...He left my hand, I walked 2 wia his food warmers are kept...I saw two food warmers..."mai" lord has prepared my own food, I think...I opened it...I found my favorite food, powdered yam flour, "amala dudu" with "abula"...This man sha, ...he likes disturbing himsef, why cant he prepare simple food...I thought 2 mysef...He didnt talk...i took out d food...placed it on table...cleared d books n cassettees of d table n arrange it properly...washed my hands, settled down to eat it, just then he spoke, "se ẹyin o tile le bere lowo eleti ki e to gba nitiyin ni? Ounjẹ yen ore mi to mbo lati ilẹ okere ni mo se fun o

...mo se fun o nitoripe o ni ó pẹ ti oun ti je amala pelu abula gbehin". "I am also your friend, your..." swallowing a bolus of "amala",...I mean d chief of all your friends "gan" sef...when your 2nd, 3rd etc friends arrive, take him and or them to the eateries or beta still go n prepare new foods 4 dem", I conclusively said as anoda bolus goes into my mouth. "Ki agbalagba o ma dana de ọmọde, arifin niyẹn o...", am I your mate? He said. "Nope "mai" lord sire"...putting succulent cow-leg, "bọkọtọ" into my mouth...sorry "mai"...um...lord sire. "Alright. Nibiti ounje ka yin lara de, e o tile le duro kajo jeun papo mọ, ...", he dips his hand into d washing bowl, washing his hand... "Ẹn-hẹn-hẹn! Kile nse?" I asked interuptingly. "Kilo jọ? Boya lẹ tilẹ rọju gbadura si ounjẹ yẹn ki ẹ to ma jẹ" he replied. "Ni ounje ti ngo gbadura si? Ẹ fẹ jẹ poison". I said. "I have been longing to eat your poison of love" he said.

 "Eh-he, "mai" lord has changed o, i think u dont like 2 eat love's poison b4 now?" I said. "Tabi ẹ o ma wo ogboju aya?" he said..."i may not like eating oda women's foods but obviously not yours...dat poison will effectively work". "But i think u said d food is 4 a visitor 4m d advanced country", I said, as i put anoda bolus into my mouth, d food is fairly hot, soft...well prepared... "Food rules n ethics say, "it is not good 2 speak while eating"" he said. "Ẹyin na lẹ n disturb mi, jẹjẹ mi ni mo n jẹun mi", I said. "So nothing dey shame you, eating a man's prepared food", he said. "What wil shame me 4 eating "mai" love's food", I said, he has also dipped his hand into d food n we r eating 2geda now... "Ki ẹ ma tile le gbawẹ iseju kan", he said. "Eyin ni woli. It is prophets who fasts regularly, but 4 church members as I am, the Lord is not hard on us", I said. "Is the Lord hard on us?" He asked eating. "Nope "mai" lord sire, but... Interjecting, "but what?" He said.

"But it is u who sees, hears, n gets many things 4m God coupled with d fact dat u wil want 2 prepare 4 d congregation...but 4 us, "ọmọ ijọ" we are enjoined 2 live faithfully, be loyal 2 God n our leaders...em, datz all", I said. "E n le o, omo ijo rere", he said. "O o baba woli", I said...we finished eating...packed d warmers n oda things 4m d table...went outside, bring out wat i brought 4 him...I handed dem ova 2 him "I know u can not but bring something 4 your love now...something dat is gr8, gud" he said. "And I know u cannot do without preparing a delicious meal 4 me", I said...while resting, we started examining d printer which was bought 4 us by d broda, d printa was gud...superb according 2 "mai" lord, d brand dat i loved...n d broda did not take extra-charge, he got it @ d exact price one of my friends said she got hers,...he told "mai" lord dat when he approached him dat he needed d substance, dat it coincided wit d time he was travelling 2 wia he used 2 buy dem in bulk price, which is usually cheaper...

Although he had it in mind 2 buy some that he would sell, but when "mai" lord got 2 him, he had 2 add ours, including it in his order at d company, so dat our wont in anyway tamper or alter d quantity he originally had in mind buying 4 sales @ d island... Wat he did surprised "mai" lord and he decided 2 use him 2 get some desktop computers dat he wanted 2 use in his office...He eulogized his faithfulness...a rare one among his contemporaries in d fellowship he said... @ 13:00 hours, i got up to get going 2 my office so dat I see if I can lay my hands on one/two things in d office b4 d closing hour... @ 13:20 hours, I got 2 my office...exchanged greetings with co-workers...give dem plaintain chips...den I was told dat my boss is around... "wia did he parked his car?" I asked. "Mechanic has taken it away 4 servicing", a staff replied... "Oh no wonder, I thought he wasnt around when I didnt see his vehicle around," I said...as I head towards his office, knocked @ his office's door.

"Yes? Who is there?" he asked. "Good afternoon sir, it's Debbie sir", I replied. "Oh, my Debbie, pls come right in", he said. "Yes sire," I said, opening d door and entered, genuflecting, "afternoon sire," I said again. "How has it been? How was d trip? When did you arrive? Today?" he bombarded me with questions. "Evrythin is fine sire. The journey was wonderful...I "Can you please take a sit?" he interjected, stretching his left hand to the seats opposite him.. "Oh. Thank you sire", I said, pulling out a chair to sit directly opposite him. "What do I offer you? Coffee?" He inquired. "This afternoon oga? Nope sire thanks. I am alright", i replied. "Oh, maybe cold water or soft drink will do?" He asked. "I am pretty fine sire," I said. "Thank you sire". "Okay o, if you said so", he said. "I arrived early 2da 2 see dose piled up works @ my desktop and see how I can attend to one or two b4 d day runs out..." "Oh", interjecting, "I think what u shall need attend to now may not be too many

Again, bc your junior staff said u have once taken him thru some of the steps in handling some of the works and he has been able to treat some of it, using d data plan u left behind...and what was initialy proving difficult, i think he was able to retrieve d package necessary for its handling 4m d system...so I think, we have made remarkable progress on your departments documentation dis week", he enthused. "Oh. That is lovely. Wonderful sire. A good news." I said. "Yes. It is. That is why it is gud dat a leader carries along his/her subjects in d execution of his/her duties so dat @ d appropriate time, such persons can assist him/her." he said. "I have shown him virtually all except some few things and it was bc of d limited tym n also dat we have not win a project involving such of late", I said. "Maybe dat is wat is left...or maybe he just didnt know how 2 go about it", my boss said. "I shall immediately attend to dat sire", i said. "So, how is broda Samson?" My boss asked

"He is pretty fine sir", I replied. "How is his work?" My boss asked. "All praise to God sire", I replied. "Lest I forget, I was @ his shop last week 2 get some cassettees and he was marvelous, he gave me special attention...pls extend my special appreciation 2 him 4 wat he did 4 me last week" my boss said. "I shal do dat sire", I said. "I want 2 ask u a question about him", my boss said. "Pls go ahead sire", I said, as I adjust myself on d seat 2 listen 2 wat he wanted 2 say. "Excuse me, which political party does he belong to?" my boss asked. "A political party or what sir?" I asked him again. "Yes. I mean is he a politician? Is he in any political party?" My boss asked. "Sorry sire", I said. "Yes, Debbie", Boss said. "You mean to ask whether or not my fiancé is a politician sire?" I asked. "Yes, sister Debbie, I want to know if he is a politician", my boss said. "He is not a politician sire, and from all I know about him, he does not belong to any political party or group", I replied

"Hen-hen? Is that so?" Boss said. "Yes sire", I replied. "And dont you know if he has an intention of joining a political party in d nearest future?" Boss asked. "Nope sire, I do not know, and I do not even think so sire", i replied...."but why do you ask such question sire". I added. "Well, 4 quite a while now, I have been reading some of his articles on social media, his comments, his posts, his responses to some of the Island's nagging issues of interest and I feel, well such a man we need in Politics to help in talking to some of d island's leaders who r not forthright in their dealings with d people, leaders bereft of ideas, a head without cerebrum, a head without thinking centers, a head without co-ordinations, leaders devoid of commoners pains, leaders who know how 2 use d poor people 2 get 2 d throne, but after getting there, they become demi-god, dey forget d commoners, dey drop dem, dey add 2 their sufferings belabouring dem, addin 2 their sorrows, trading d poor men's progress 4 setbacks n servitudes...So having been ffg him, I feel he has something to offer our island's people", Boss said.

"Hum!" I mustered. "Oh, sorry. But havent u noticed that?" Boss asked. "I have noticed it sire...I have even talked to him about it..." "Is dat so?" Boss interjectingly asked. "Yes sire", I replied. "Pls go on, what was his response when u discussed suc with him? You are the person who can pull him out of his political coccoon", boss said. "Oh! Do you think so?" I asked. "Yes. Positive about it Debbie", boss said "Well, I do not so think sire", I said. "Why? He loved you pretty well. He loved you closely. He loved you so much..." "Hum", interjectingly said. "Or do you have reservations about his love for you?" boss asked. "Nope sire. Not at all. I know he loved me dearly, and I loved him to pulp too...but convincing him on political matters? I do not think i can do that sire", i said. "But why do you think you cannot pull him out of his political coccoon 2 partake and participate in politics of d island?" boss asked. "When we discussed d issue, his reply was, "for now, he has no feelings and directives for such..."

Boss interupted, "no directives as how?" "Directives on his part means that God has not spoken to him on such for now, he said maybe in the future but obviously for now God hasnot said anything as per that, as such he added nothing like that is in my view" I replied. "When did you discussed dis with him?" Boss asked. "About 18 months ago" I replied. "That is quite a while, maybe he would have been visited by God now" Boss said. "Maybe sire. Maybe...He said "all his write-ups is aimed at helping one or two people in governance, so that they see the commoners view of what is going on in the Island" I said. "Well. Well. Well. It is true. One or two people in governance may stumble on such writeups, but, I think as good and true as dat is, I still think if he joins a political party, he will offer more than this and he will also know those in authority who can listen 2 him, for who knows, he may also become elected into an office later", boss conclusively said.

"As far as my interactions with him, when we actually come together closely, because, we have been together as church members before we started courtship, so when we actually started sharing our minds, views, objectives, visions, dreams of d future together, I have studies him closely and discovered dat his mind is absolutely not in politics, but maybe it is because he hasnt seen some1 to convince him, to enlighten him, to make him see reasons why he needs to take such step, joining political terrain, maybe God can use you to talk to him on dis issue, but as for me...Uhm? I do not so think". I said. "Alright Debbie...I will think about it", boss said. "The little I know about my lovely love, "mai" lord is that he does love to wait on God b4 taking a step, he doesnt just jump into any issue anyhow, he doesnt like being pressurized 2 do anything, and he hardly hides his feelings, he opens his minds on many issues, but on this politics, he hasnt talked to me about picking interests in it of late..." "Uhm", Boss interjected.

"I also assume his stance on d issue is particularly religious based...he has passed thru some teachings 4m his mentor...his mentor, d person he makes mention of his name regularly has admonished him not to dabble into politics for any reasons, he said, the man told him to ensure that he brings many people into Jesus' home with all he has...so my love is strictly pursuing that goal with all his might, vigour, strength, intelligence, knowledge...however, as I said afore, he may have reasons to change his stance if someone talks to him", I concluded. "The assignments b4 us now do not leave room 4 such @ d moment, but when we finish dis task b4 us, I shall try n see him one on one on dis crucial matter, showing him some examples of ministers of God who r into politics now", Boss said. "That shall be scintilating of you sire, and may God speak to you thru him", I said. "Amen" Boss replied. "Thank you for the care sire", I said. "What are we together for? We r together to share our burdens and ofcourse lift ourselves up", boss said "Yes sire", I replied. "I have just recieved anoda memo 4m headquarters that we need to work on something, please go and take the the printout from the printer's outlet over there and work on it together with other few things yet to be addressed..."ẹ ku irin na"..."Boss said. I stant up to get the print out 4m d printer and said ""ẹ se sire" I will work on all with speed and accuracy sire"... I left my boss' office...what a nice man...I thought to myself, as I walked to my section in d office...

TRANSLATION OF THE DIFFICULT WORDS

Sister Debbie says, "maybe you CAN CONVINCE him sire"...(July 26, 2013)

"ki ilẹ to pa òsìkà, ohun rere pupọ yo ti bajẹ" (translation before the wicked died, so many good things would have been destroyed (it is a Yoruba Proverb meaning before the wicked is apprehended or killed, it would have wreck so many havocs

bRoda (translation brother)

"Owo l'obinrin mọ", (translation women exteem money than anything)  

"gan-ni a fi ji" (translation it is a Northern language meaning seeing)  

"Ẹyin lẹmọ, ẹ o mã fi enia sinu "suspense" bi ẹnipe "island" ni mo wa pẹlu yin", (translation you will be keeping one in suspense as if I am in the island with you, it is left to you)

"Ẹ ma binu iya grammar", (translation don’t be annoyed grammarian mother/woman

Boya ẹ o tillẹ fẹ ki n ka iwe mọ ni" (translation I doubt if you even want me to continue with this course)

"Se ẹ o mọ wipe ti enia ba ti wa ni "suspense" ọKan enia ko ni papọ̀ ni iwaju awọn professors wọnyẹn ni?" (translation don’t you know that if one is in suspense, one’s mind would be far off the Professors when they are lecturing us)  

Ẹ ma binu. Se ẹ mọ wipe emi o lọ suku ri, mi o mỌ bi o se nse enia", (translation don’t be annoyed. I hope you remember that I have not been to the four walls of any institution, thus I don’t know how people there used to feel)  

"Ẹyin ti "personality" yin ba ti jẹ "phleg" bayi, nkan ni" (translation those of you who has a Phleg like personality type, you are difficult)

"To ò, ẹ n lẹ o baba "personality" ki la se o?" (translation Thanks mr personality analyser, what have we (phleg) done on)  

"Rutu abọ́kọkú"" (translation Ruth who died with her hubby (This is a bible story in the book of Ruth in which the hubby of Ruth died and her mother in-law advised her to return to her people but she refused to return. Thus, people usually call ladies or women who love and expresses their love to their hubbies as Ruth)  

Rutu ko ba ọkọ ku, Rutu fi ìfẹ́ rẹ si ọkọ rẹ han ni" (translation Ruth did not die with her hubby, but she expressed her unflinching love to her hubby)  

"Ẹyin na lẹ fun wa", (translation You are the one who gave it unto us

Rutu a bọkọ ku" (translation Ruth who died with her hubby)

"Ọlọrun nikan lo le gba ẹniyẹn"", (translation it is only God who can save the person)  

"To ò, e emi ni sẹyin ni bayi tabi ẹyin lẹ sẹ mi?", (translation who has grieved the other person amongst us? Am I the one who grieved you or you are the one who grieved me?)

"O ò sẹ̀ mi. Mi o sẹ̀ ẹ́. (translation no one among us. You have not grived me, neither have I grieved you)

"ko dara ki a ma sẹ ara wa, a ò si le ma ma sẹ ara wa nigbati a ba ti jìjọ n ni ajọsepọ, nitori ẹniti enia ba n ba ni ajumọjọsepọ na ni enia ma nsẹ..." (translation it is not good for us not to grieve each other, and it is not possible that we will not grieve each other, because it is the person one interacts with everyday that one grieves)

Hun-hun",( translation Uhmn)

 "Nitorina bi ẹniti enia ba mba ni ajumọjọsepọ ba sẹ ẹnikeji, nse ni ka ya pari rẹ lẹ́yẹ-o-sọka, ki a si tun bẹrẹ sini gbe ni (translation therefore if the person one is having daily interaction with grieved the person, the right thing for them is to instantly resolve the matter amicably and continue to live together in harmony) "

o ti dara o si ti dun to fun awọn ara lati ma jumọ gbé ni irẹpọ", (translation “behold how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity”) "

 "Alrit.( translation alright)

 Idi isẹ ẹni lati n mọ ẹni lọlẹ. (translation one can only be called lazy person in one’s discipline but not another’s (it is a Yoruba proverb encouraging one to be hardwork so as not to be called lazy person

"Ẹh-hẹn" (translation Uhmn mn)

"niyẹn" o. (translation that is just what it connotes)  

"Agbalagba. Ki lenia fe ra fun eyin agbalagba?" (translation An elder person. What can one buy for an elder person)

"e le ri nkankan nibe", (translation you cannot see anything there)  

awa o mọ wipe abẹfẹlẹ lotun ku ti ẹ n mu rin kiri bayi o" (translation I have not know that you go about with naked blade in your handbags now)

 "ẹniti ko mu nkan bọ fun ara ile, oun na ko ni ri nkan ti ara ile seto kale gbà" (translation a person who fails to come home with something will equally not be given what those who are at home has reserved for him/her) ...

"Ha-ha-ha? Tomode ba nse bi omode, sebi won ni agba a si ma se bi agba". (translation Ha? If a child behaves childishly, the elders too are expected to behave like elders (in other words if a child behaves like a fool, the elders must wise up)

se ise agba" (translation I wont act like an elder)

"O dara. (translation that is good)  

"ti ẹ ba ni ẹ o ni nkankan fun wa", (translation if you said you have nothing for us)

amala dudu" (translation Yam flour)

abula" (translation potpourri soup) ...

se ẹyin o tile le bere lowo eleti ki e to gba nitiyin ni? (translation why cant you ask the person who has ear that you want to slap it before slapping it? (it is a proverb that one needs to make enquiries about some things before going ahead to do the thing)  

Ounjẹ yen ore mi to mbo lati ilẹ okere ni mo  se fun o nitoripe o ni ó pẹ ti oun ti je amala pelu abula gbehin". (translation I have prepared this food for a friend that is on his way from a very distance place because he called that it has been long that he ate yam flower and potpourri soup last)  

gan" translation in fact)  

"Ki agbalagba o ma dana de ọmọde, arifin niyẹn o...", (translation for elders to be preparing food for the younger person, that contempt on the part of the young one

Nibiti ounje ka yin lara de, e o tile le duro kajo jeun papo mọ, ...", (translation because of the degree of your hunger, you cannot even wait a while so that we eat the food together (People of this part of the world like eating together even from the same plate))  

"Ẹn-hẹn-hẹn! Kile nse?" (translation Uhmn mn, what are you doing?)

Kilo jọ? Boya lẹ tilẹ rọju gbadura si ounjẹ yẹn ki ẹ to ma jẹ" (translation what does it resemble? I doubt even if you prayed on it before you start eating it)

Ni ounje ti ngo gbadura si? Ẹ fẹ jẹ poison". (translation the food I forgot to bless? You want to eat poison.)

"Eh-he,( translation Uhmn mn)

"Tabi ẹ o ma wo ogboju aya?" (translation aint you seeing a bold wife)  

"Ẹyin na lẹ n disturb mi, jẹjẹ mi ni mo n jẹun mi", (translation You are the one disturbing me, I have been eating my food without issues)

Ki ẹ ma tile le gbawẹ iseju kan" (translation you cannot even observe a second fasting)

"Eyin ni woli. (translation you are a prophet

ọmọ ijọ" (translation I am a member of the congregation)

E n le o, omo ijo rere", (translation sorry o, a good church member) he said.

"O o baba woli", (translation Yes o, prophet)

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Tiazo Arturo Pasolini  — 21 ans — St-Léo — Etudiant en Science. — Sphinx - capitaine des lions - ( Aka ~ Corentin Huard )

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L’adjectif qui qualifiait le mieux Tiazo était généreux. Toujours là pour les gens qu’il aime, il est un soutient inébranlable en toute circonstances. C’était du moins le cas, avant que les événement de la vie le pousse à prendre ses distances avec ses propres sentiments.

Petit garçon d’origine italienne, joyeux et avenant, Tiazo n’avait jamais eu de mal à se faire des amis. Curieux de tout et profondément gentil, il cherchait toujours à rendre les gens qui l’entouraient aussi heureux que lui. D’un sourire, d’une maladresse, d’une remarque beaucoup trop pertinente pour son jeune âge, il offrait une bouffée d’air frais à tout ces gens qui se noyaient dans leur propre mauvaise humeur ou leur tristesse. Malheureusement, c’était pour lui beaucoup plus facile d’en sortir des parfaits inconnus que de s’en extraire lui-même quand la mort de sa mère l’y plongea. Après avoir assisté à sa dégénérescence sans réellement comprendre ce qui était en train de se passer, Tiazo a dû apprendre à vivre sans sa mère, victime d’une forme rare du cancer. Beaucoup trop jeune pour réaliser le concept abstrait de la mort, ce n’est que quelques années plus tard que la douleur et le manque le frappèrent de toute leur violence. C’est à cette période qu’il rencontra Yaël, une jeune fille de son âge, habitant à quelques mètres de chez lui, à Tampa. Ils devinrent amis instantanément. Il trouva en elle le soutient inébranlable qu’il avait longtemps cherché auprès de son père, une épaule pour pleurer, une oreille attentive, des mains douces qu’il serrait de toutes ses forces quand la rancœur l’envahissait. Yaël et Tiazo étaient les meilleurs amis du monde, toujours fourrés l’un chez l’autre, ils passaient le plus clair de leur temps tous les deux, dans leur bulle.

En rentrant au collège, Tiazo commença à jouer au lacrosse. Il se découvrit un talent dans cette discipline, mais également une prédisposition de meneur. Il devint très vite capitaine.  Aimé et respecté par l’ensemble des joueurs de son équipe, il leur permit de multiplier par trois leur nombre de victoires par saison. Il savait qu’il pourrait rentrer à l’université de son choix sans aucun problème grâce à ce talent, qu’il pourrait même bénéficier d’une bourse, - dont il n’aurait pas besoin mais qui est toujours appréciable – sans que ses résultats dans les autres matières n’aient une quelconque influence. Pourtant, il ne délaissa jamais le reste de ses études, et réussit brillamment, sans jamais rencontrer de réelles difficultés. Son père et lui étaient devenus quasiment des étrangers l’un pour l’autre, le fantôme de la femme qu’ils avaient tant aimé l’un comme l’autre les séparaient aussi surement qu’un mur de briques. Heureusement, il y avait Yaël, de qui il devenait de plus en plus proche avec chaque jour qui passait. Ils commencèrent à sortir ensemble au collège, sans avoir réellement de sentiments l’un pour l’autre, mais simplement parce que c’était l’âge, parce que les autres le faisaient. Ils finirent toutefois par tomber éperdument amoureux, avec le temps. Couple phare, cliché du sportif et de la cheerleader, au collège puis au lycée, les mois passaient et ils étaient heureux, tout simplement. Tiazo prenait de plus en plus confiance en lui. 

Il commençait à se rendre compte qu’il avait tout pour lui, il était beau, riche, intelligent, sportif et apprécié de tous. Ambitieux, il comptait bien continuer sur cette voix, et avec sa belle à son bras, il se sentait capable de tout accomplir, même de se réconcilier avec son père. En grandissant, sa popularité devint essentielle à son équilibre, il avait un besoin d’attention tel qu’il ne supportait pas de rester dans l’ombre. L’explication derrière ce phénomène était facile à trouver : le décès de sa mère l’avait laissé avec un sentiment de manque qu’il essayait de combler d’une manière ou d’une autre. Le jeune garçon gentil et généreux qu’il était petit était toutefois encore reconnaissable, jusqu’au jour du départ de Yaël. En effet, au bout de cinq ans de relation fusionnelle, ils se donnèrent finalement leur virginité, dans un moment que Tiazo avait trouvé parfait. Le lendemain pourtant, la jeune fille n’était pas en cours, le surlendemain non plus. Elle avait disparu, sans même dire au revoir. Se pensant responsable de la disparition de l’amour de sa vie, Tiazo devint l’ombre de lui-même. Froid, distant, parfois même méchant, il ne se laissait plus approcher par qui que ce soit. Pour ne rien arranger, c’est à cette période qu’il apprit que son père s’était mit en couple avec une de ses patientes, ce que le jeune homme n’arrivait pas à accepter. Comment son père osait-il se taper une rescapée de ce même cancer qui lui avait prit sa mère ? Putain de connard égoïste. Tiazo n’avait toujours pas réellement intégré la disparition de sa mère, alors il ne pouvait supporter de voir son père passer à autre chose. Mais il ne lui avoua pas. D’ailleurs, il ne lui dit plus rien. Pas un mot. Un bonjour de temps en temps, s’il était de bon humeur, c’était là l’étendu de la relation qu’il partageait désormais avec son géniteur, ce qui il le savait, blessait ce dernier qui espérait sincèrement que son fils aimerait sa nouvelle compagne.  Incapable de voir clair, incapable d’accorder sa confiance à qui que ce soit, surtout pas aux femmes, puisqu’après tous, les deux femmes de sa vie l’avaient lâchement abandonné, il dérivait doucement. Ses talents de sportifs lui permirent de rentrer à l’université de St-Léo. Il fut accepté dans l’équipe des Lions, puis chez les Sphinx, ce qui le conforta dans son idée que tout était possible, qu’il pouvait faire tout ce qu’il voulait. Il enchainait les conquêtes ; excellait toujours en sport et dans ses études scientifiques. Rien ni personne ne pouvait lui résister. Rien à part son père, qui se fiança avec sa potiche (qui en réalité était une femme sensible et il le savait ; parfaite pour son père). Rien à part cette colère insoutenable, et cette douleur encore plus puissante, cette sensation de manque qui ne le quittait jamais vraiment dès qu’il pensait à Elle.

Tiazo n’avait aujourd’hui plus rien à voir avec le garçon qu’il était. Hautain, vaniteux et égoïste, il ne savait au fond plus vraiment qui il était. Mais incapable de montrer au monde son côté vulnérable, il ne laissait personne voir les millions de facettes qui composaient sa personnalité. Seule une était accessible. Celle qu’il avait choisi : le Sphinx Head dans toute sa splendeur.

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la vermine tu regardes même pas déjà qu’elle s’est infiltrée chez toi. 

» s e s l i e n s 

▬ Noah ; “Je serais son fantôme pour te hanter” Quand ta mère est morte, tu avais compris que ton père était blessé, qu'il ne voulait pas retrouver une femme un jour et toi ca t'allait très bien. Mais les années ont passé et aujourd'hui non seulement il veut se remarier, mais en plus de cela il te ramène un petit con qui squat ton ancienne chambre. Ce mec t'insupporte au plus haut point. Devant ton père tu fais comme si de rien était, mais à l'université tu fais tout ce qui est en ton pouvoir pour l'agacer, l'humilier, le pourrir. 

▬ Yaël Oakley ; “ loin des yeux, loin du coeur qu’il voulait faire croire” en rédaction…

▬ Adriel Wilhelm Rhoswen ; “ Un pote parmi les vaux-rien ” Vous etes entré chez les sphinx en même temps et c'était parfait, tu te retrouvais en lui, vous avez bien plus d'ambition que les autres et ca te plais. Vous êtes devenu pote comme si vous étiez destiné à l'être, riche, conquérant, ambitieux sans compter cette animosité mutuelle pour les pauvres de south florida. Vous êtes souvent les premiers a les provoquer.

▬ Loé Mia Weiss  ; “ La south habillee en Prada ” Vous vous êtes rencontrés à une de ses soirées réservée st-léo ; mondaine et glamour. Elle n'y avait pas vraiment sa place mais tu l'a fait rentrer quand même. Peut-être parce que la robe Valentino rouge fendue qu'elle portait ce soir là valait autant que ta voiture. D'ailleurs tu aimais sa robe et tu l'as enlevé dans ta voiture. Depuis tu la dragues, tu flirts, tu énerves sont ex petit copain south en lui offrant des chaussures hors de prix qui ne représente pas grand chose pour toi. ton pote t'a mis au défi de lui briser le coeur, tu ne sais pas trop si tu joues le jeu ou si tu fais semblant et que tu l'aimes vraiment bien.

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[echy-hexi]

Hehe~ *kiss on the cheek* Calm down, Fai. I'm just flirting~

Fai:*deep inhale* t h a t s t h e i s s u e

*internal embarrassed seizure*