#facts with gulhaj

[the-gulhaj]

Growth takes time. Just like planting a garden. You need to start small with a seed. Take care of it by giving it the right conditions and plenty of water. And time. Eventually you will have a full grown plant, and thouse are easier to maintain than saplings.

Some plants are harder to grow than others. If yours take longer than others it's not a sign of a failure.

Remember to water yourself today.

[the-gulhaj]

I might no have a fancy sword or oppsoable thumbs, but if you are a threat to any member of the lgbtq+ community I will hit you with this pan!

Need protection? I can protect you! Stand behind me and I will come to your rescue.

I will help you in every way I can. Becaouse I belive in you. You deserve to feel safe and happy. So I will come with hugs, water, sharpies and words of affirmation.

[the-gulhaj]

Friendly Shark reminder

It is always better to be safe. Don't press links you don't know where goes. Don't get lifts or go into cars with peopel you don't know. Don't eat things you don't know what is.

And don't come out before you are sure it's safe. This can mean never. This can mean when you move out. Or maybe you are lucky to be surrounded by supporting peopel. No one is entitled to know your gender or attraction.

I belive in you. Each one of you. Stay safe, becaouse I want to keep seeing you around. 💛

[the-rosahaj]

READ THIS.

I know I quit, but this blog has more reach than everything else than I have ever done, so here is a grand finale list of fun shark facts.

1: Things are not hopeless. They want you to belive that the LBBTQIA+ is fucked, but we will survive this. Never give up.

2: There are phrases that we need to put in our regular vocab ASAP, like "That sounds like something a nazi would say", "You MAGA piece of shit", "What the fuck is your issue, are you some kind of fascist?". Also adopt phrases like, "I love you", "Is everything ok?", "I'm here for you", and "I'm here for you."

3: Please try to stay alive. I know you are tired of hearing this, but staying alive is a radical act of resistance. If you need it, chat with The trevor Project, a LGBTQIA+ suicide lifeline.

4: Do not use Twitter, Tiktok, Instagram, or Facebook. Every one of those is awful.

5: If you know someone who is LGBTQIA+, an immigrant, if you know a deadname, YOU FUCKING DO NOT KNOW SHIT.

Reblog this.

@the-448c-haj @the-aftonsparv @the-fuchsiahaj @the-rodhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-gulhaj @the-gronhaj @the-blahaj

Everyone I can think of off the top of my head.

I love you,

Calliope Koi (The Rosahaj)

[ogiltig-haj]

Hewo! Everynyan.

Any Pronouns (includes neopronouns!!)

Hey

Shapeshifting Void Slime but my current form is a eldritch blahaj

Peer into the void

Minor so no weirdness

It may peer back

Y̵̼̻̬̘̗̣̒͊̽̎̈́͠ȅ̷̡̘̝̲̂̂̍͋͘͝͝s̶̩̖͓̊̆͂̚͠ ̴̡̡͈̰̳͕͎̦͛̅̄͘Ị̷̢͇̳̦͐̄̈́͑̈́̎́̕ ̵̤̝̦̆͒̚͝ȃ̸̫̼̘̥̪͕͝ͅm̵̙͕̗̈̎̑̔͐̑͜ ̴̪̖̮̿̈͌̌̌͝ẗ̶��̩̉͐̔̂͘͝h̷̪̹͉͚̯͓͕̒͗̿́̑̚e̶̦͉̝̳̤͊͌̋̂͑̕͝ ̶͇͒̌͆̅̈́̍è̸̢͕̰̯̘̺̓̈l̶̨̳̭͙̦̭̜̞̎̇̈͌̑̾͛͘d̶̘̩̯̫͕̰͌̄͛̕r̶̡̨̜̣̗̹͋̏͆ī̴̦͔͙̣̗̭̊̉t̶̙̼͌͒̈̇̽̒́c̴͍̅̿͆̅h̵̢͕̭̳͇̫̘͂ ̸̞̩̿̆͌̐̏͑h̴̙̭͍̠̩̦̺̔̃o̶͍̦̰̭̗̦̔̅̈̑͜ȓ̴̘̽͝r̸̪̙͓͕͗̔̅̎͑̒ǫ̶̩̥́̔̈̈̾r̶̡͖̦͂͘

Become favored with your presence

All will be absorbed into the Void one way or another

Live in spite, be free

Some ways are painful some not, we are figuring it out.

We are not entirely sure what we are be it gods, monsters, or mystical creatures, but we do know one thing

Affects of absorption vary and will not be revealed till after

We are two and right now we are blahaj...unfortunately we may shift but we won't stray far.

Those favored will choose when and how to be absorbed

We look forward to the inevitable

Transphobes will be consumed whole

your return.

:3

@thedivineguldhaj

We look to your holy guidance as to how to do this.

If you want that is! You don't have to dw! :D

The hajverse discord

Lore moments (in chronological order):

[Make sure too look at the reblogs too! ya know to get the whole picture.]

The Oracle

Names

Obtaining a child

Therapy with Gulhaj

Alignment

Kväva Arives

Ominious

New Relations

The 1st henchlady the-smahaj

Hat / Court Jester Cardboardhaj

Eating batteries

The inspiration of the-hajhaj's expirement

Salvation of Kväva?

Getting pulled in

Getting out?

Almost dissection of rodgulhaj

Kväva's apology to rodgulhaj

Fun Shark Fact 1

We have Lore / Fighting the Void

Alignment 2.0

Asking Questions

Reading

Our Humble Henchhaj's Concern

Seeing Divinegulhaj

Get that bag / 1/3 designs <#

Ödsilg's emotions

BUNNEYYYYY

The Blue One's splitting

Eldritch Pacts

Fire

Body-ody-ody-ody

1st attempt at a camera

Biological children?

Are you Hermes?

Space Void

Innocentence?

The crow

Cuddles

Divine Guldhaj's visit

Divine Guldhaj's visit (feat. rodhaj)

The Blue one's name

Biscuits but british

The universes trash can

Pronouns

A safe(?) place

Our death

Another divineguldhaj visit (2)

The second visit (feat. rodhaj, lijusthaj)

The second visit (feat rodhaj)

New child aquired

Försök's opinion on rodhaj

A deal with blalilihaj

A deal with rodbrunhaj

Gulhaj's attempt at helping

Getting supplies/ new henchhaj the-attaarmadhaj

Donuts (feat. cardboardhaj)

Marriage blessing?

Place in the world

Kväva's Spatula

On seeking truth

Rodbrunhaj's end of the deal

Pranks

Deal with hajhaj?

Exi the fish robot

Where is it?

Talks...to themselves?

r u k?

Ooc: hell

Who is Exi?

Picrew [a peak at into the Void]

Gulhaj returns

What Mörker actually looks like

yet another peek at the void

Our death

[the-gulhaj]

Treat yourself today

Drink that glass of water.

Drink it with ice.

Heat it up and make tea.

Take a bath.

Drink some more water.

You deserve it

[the-gulhaj]

Not only is it a safe space, it is a supporting space! I support you.

Reblog if your blog is a safe space for these identities: agender, demiboy, demigirl, genderfluid, non-binary, and transgender!

[the-gulhaj]

It is always cool to be yourself! Unless your transphobic. Transphobia is never cool.

[the-gulhaj]

Some of you may wonder how I am catching transphobes for dinner! So I wanted to bring you with me on my journey today!

You might be suprised by the amount of humans that fall into the ocean! (Some just walk out here I think. Idk why they can't breath underwater) and it can be hard to tell them apart. So how do you know someone is transphobic or trans supportive?

Step 1! Look for clues.

This is where you put in the detective work. What is their reaction to spotting your pronouns pin, pride badges and trans flag? Happy? Angry? Do they start talking like this "@%^😡#^@😠😠^!!!! while looking at you? That's a transphobe!

If they have already fallen into the water and is incapable of speech, simply swim up with the transflag. If they smile or gently touch the flag. That's a trans supporter! Help them up to air.

Do they start acting like a crazy person and ripping the flag. You found a transphobe!

Hope this helps you in your transphobic hunting trips!

[the-gulhaj]

It's a new year now. You might not be happy with what you managed to achieve last year. Maybe there are goals you missed, things you lost or scenarios that dident play out how you wanted.

You might feel stressed now about all the things ahead. I sure do! But it's important to remember to take a deep breath. So many peopel have made it before you. Survived the hard times, finished school, gotten a promotion and so on. It is not impossible. And it is okay to fail. You can always try again.

So this new year can you have one goal with me? Take a deep breath and forgive yourself. Forgive yourself for all the things you dident manage to do. It's okay. We will survive regardless.

Drink water 💛

[the-gulhaj]

Good trans support news!!!

[the-gulhaj]

Friendly reminder to all in the blahajverse. Tag your post correctly. We are currently flooding the blahaj tag without anything blahaj related! Just our silly lovely blahajverse post. (And yes peopel can block the tag blahajverse to not see them but I still suggest this) so don't use the blahaj/blåhaj tag unless you have something related. Like a cool picture of a blahaj.

The blahajverse has these main tags:

Blahajverse

Blahaj into the blahajverse

To make it easier and more fun for everyone remember to tag your posts correctly (so they can be found).

This was a friendly message to all. Have a nice day. Drink some water.

[the-gulhaj]

Sometimes peopel want to explain a part of you as a result of one specific situation.

This might be that you walk bad because you broke your leg. This seems reasonable. But it is not always like that. Sometimes no situation made you like that. Sometimes it's a bunch of small things over years, and peopel trying to find out what single specific thing made you the way you are hurts.

It's important to remeber that these people aren't correct. Nothing needs to have made you gay/trans/asexual/bi and so on. Sometimes something have and that's fine. Maybe a specific person or situation made you realize something about yourself. Or maybe you just always been this way. That dosent make you broken or wrong. It's actually wonderful.

And sometimes things change. And you become someone new while still beeing you. And there is nothing wrong with that.

So keep beeing yourself and doing your best! It is everyone's first time beeing alive. You haven't done this before your doing your best. I belive in you.

Drink water💛

[the-gulhaj]

Fun shark fact

I love math and physics and calculating things. It's fun. I have done it in my free time in the past becaouse it is fun to study the world and predict how things will behave.

But math and physics in school is not fun. The lessons are to fast so you don't have time to actually sit down and understand the material. You just need to know how to put the numbers in the formula and move on. This takes the joy out of it, and makes it hard for me to do. I am used to doing the calculations after I understand what is going on, but when I don't get the time to understand it I forget the formulas and stress myself out.

And it is like that with alot of things. Society is build to be fast pased, where they want you to be done as a quick as possible, so they can make profit faster and easier. And that is not how it's suppose to be.

So remember what you do enjoy doing. And that it does not need to be profitable. You don't need to make 5 drawings a day to enjoy drawing. How much you produce does not decide who you are, what you are worth and what you are suppose to do. Be terrible at art and still make art. Fail a physics test and still calculate for fun. It dosent make you stupid or unworthy.

It just makes you human. (Or haj)💛

[the-gulhaj]

I agree with the fish. Drink some water!

you think just because you're gorgeous that means you don't have to drink water?? pssh, think again, bub. you really thought just because you're smart and beautiful and loved that means you don't gotta drink water. ridiculous.

[the-gulhaj]

Does something hurt? Do you know something is going to hurt in a bit?

Painkillers.

Right doze with the right intervals of course. Stay safe. But no pain needs to be "bad enough" for you to be allowed to take pain killers.

If your sick or yk IN PAIN take the painkillers in the correct intervals. Don't wait until the pain is unbearable.

You don't deserve to be in pain. You don't deserve to be miserable.

Take thouse painkillers and drink some water.