#face situation dae has goin on.

[bite-the-bloody-hand]

Daeran I need to know what the hell is going on with your face

[mariamakeslemons]

Kinktober 2024: Day 22 Deepthroating/ Choking

Warning: Reader is gender neutral, Competitive dick sucking, jokes about cheating at a competition

You, Soap, and Gaz are all kneeling before Ghost, bumping into each other and silently arguing. Price watches in amusement as the three of you glare at each other while Ghost has mentally left this situation.

“Alright, behave,” he scolds, “I already told you the order, so do it.”

“Told you,” Gaz preens, shuffling forward. Soap pouts as you roll your eyes while Gaz fishes Ghost’s cock from his pants. A few pumps get Ghost to half-mast before Gaz leans forward and licks at the filling erection.

Originally, this bet was going to be preformed on Price, until he pointed out that Ghost is the owner of the biggest overall cock of the men. After all, it would be more accurate to see who can take the most dick down their throat by using the biggest cock.

“I should hate this,” Ghost groans as his cock finally reaches full mast.

“It’s free blowjobs,” Price points out, lighting his cigar for a puff. Ghost gives him a glare before groaning as Gaz goes down on him. Gaz goes down enough that he only has to wrap a few fingers around the base to cover his whole cock. Pulling back, Gaz smirks at you and Soap, wiggling his eyebrows in challenge. You scoff as Soap shimmies up to take Ghost’s cock next.

The Scot takes Ghost in his mouth and slides only about halfway down before he starts making a choking noise. You and Gaz yank him off, the competitive looks gone from your faces to be replaced with concern.

“Ah’m fine!” Soap insists, “Ah can dae better than tha’!” You sigh in relief, obviously taking his insistence as him being okay, while Gaz rolls his eyes.

“Y’ sounded like y’ were goin’ t’ spew,” Gaz pointed out. Soap sputters before smacking at him. Of course, Price had watched Ghost nearly fuck into Soap’s mouth at the choke. Of course his Lieutenant wants to be a little sadistic to the masochistic Sargeant. You sigh and sidle up to Ghost, looking up at him curiously. Ghost sighs, but nods. You beam up at him before going down on his cock.

You go about halfway down, pull back a few centimeters, then slide down to press your nose in Ghost’s pubes. Price nearly drops his cigar at the sight as Ghost throws his head back.

“Fuckin’ ‘ell!” Ghost roars as Gaz and Soap gape at you. You manage to keep Ghost down your throat for a few moments, before drawing off his cock with a lick to your lips. Price grits his teeth as his cock fills in his pants, thrown off by you just taking Ghost down your tight throat.

“How? How?! HOW?!” Soap howls, pouting.

“Some people are just better,” you tease, yelping when Soap leaps at you. Gaz rolls his eyes before turning to Ghost.

“I know I didn’t win, but can I suck you off?” he asks.

“Please,” Ghost pleads.

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“Cheatin’ Bastart!” Johnny howls two mornings later, startling you and making you drop your fork on your plate. He slides into the kitchen with your large dildo, pointing at you angrily, “Yeh feckin’ cheated!”

“There’s no rule on practicing,” you immediately point out while Simon and Price looks at the thick, long dildo flopping in Johnny’s hand.

“Yeah, bruv,” Kyle pipes up, “Jus’ because you didn’ think of it doesn’ mean it’s not allowed.” Johnny groans and drops the dildo on the table, away from the food luckily.

“…Why d’y’ have a dildo th’ size o’ m’ cock?” Simon asks.

“Simon,” you intone, “Who doesn’t have a job on your taskforce? Who’s stuck at home with no one around?” He turns his gaze back to his breakfast, his face turning a cute shade of pink.

“I, f’r one, want t’ watch you ride that while suckin’ Simon off,” John pipes in, making you add another thing to try to the mental list.

[creepling]

hole o’ the toon / mark renton x fem!reader

a/n: as a scottish person i am legally obliged to write fanfic about scottish ppl in scots dialect. (note: im not from edinburgh so the dialect might be off a little). sorry if you can’t understand a word of this lmaoo i’m just experimenting

summary: begbie does something out of order to reader and rent boy’s there to (kinda) comfort n make a plan.

cw: written in scots dialect, usual trainspotting stuff, drug ment, swearing, injury, hurt/comfort, reader has not ‘chosen life’ so to say, begbie’s an arsehole.

— How dare ye fucken waltz in here. Begbie hid said, starein fucken daggers it ye.

Naw yer right tae be in their turf, efter awh the shite ye dae. But whit kin ye dae? Free country n awh att. Didnae seem free whin Begbie wis anywhere in ae perimeter. Ye make yer way tae the bog, fixin yer eyes on anything thit wisnt att cunts face.

When ye come oot he’s right er, snooker pole in haun, in a stance thit made it oot as if he wis aboot tae whack it o’er yer heed. ‘Ah’ll nivir lay a haun oan a wummun’ he wance said, load a shite. Ye seen the skelpers oan his misses. Ye ken he’d dae it tae yersel if he wanted.

— Skaggin’ in er a bet. Fucken skaggin’ skank! Begbie sneered. Poison in his spit as it volleyed oot his mooth n ontae yer face.

Ye staggered back, face scrunched up in cringe. A heavy huff a air left yer nostrils n ye glared at ‘um. — Fucken Prick!

Ye lunged at ae cunt, grabbin at ae snooker pole n geid him a Glesga kiss; like yer auld man taught ye. Then a knee tae ae baws, ae moustache cunt yelled. He stepped back, clutching his crotch, his free haun gaun fur his glass boatle. Ye shimmied yer fingers, gesturing ‘Mon en’. Bein aff the skag n oan the uppers meant ye thought ye wur baw-jaws half ae time. Naw even Begbie frightened ye anymore. Ye’d been frew too much noo. N nae cunt kenned aboot it.

Ae reality wis, Begbie coulda killt ye right er if awh the lads nivir hawded um back. Rents, Sick Boy, even Spud wae his gammy arms. Lads at the bar starin, dumbfoonded.

— Entertainin, like? Ye fancy watchin a man threatin a wummun? Sae much fur fuckin hard men, like. Yer words wur steamin oot ye.

— You’re wanten a death wish, ats wit! Sick Boy shouted. He hid the fucken cheek tae talk. Awh ye could dae wiz laugh it ae pansy.

— If a see yer whorin’ face anywhur again, yer deid hen, YER DEID. Begbie tried going fur ye again, slidin oot the guy’s airms. Ae intensity of ae situation goat a haud ah ye and ye bolted oot the door, flashing a finger tae the hot-heided cunt before disappearing intae an alley.

*

— Your off yer head. Mark Renton hid said. N ae cunt wis right.

Ye sat in his manky bed as ae bandaged ye up. A slit near ae eye n a kisser ae a bruise aroon yer eye. Begbie caught ye red-handed. Leathered intae yer heed when ye least expected it. He hid em golden rings oan which split yer cheek open. Fuckin cunt, ye tried naw tae cry. It hurt a belter. Ye wish Rents wis lighter wae his hauns. He wis treatin yer wound like a heavy-handed mechanic. Ye winced as he scraped ae bloody cloth o’er yer gash and he silently apologized.

— Sicka iss toon. Ye hid said, staring aff intae space. — Am gonnae run away.

Renton jist stared it ye, trying tae make oot yer coopin. Wur ye serious?

— Ur ye gonnae dae it or just talkin shite? Renton challenged. Ye turned tae um.

— Mon wae meh. Ye wondered if ye meant it. Rents wis a pal, but ye nivir admitted it. Canny be saying shite like att when yer a junkie. Nae cunts ya pal. But Renton is. Rents’s ya pal.

— Wull go tae yer flat in London. Ur fuckitt, git a new wan. Nae danger. Ye began tae ramble. Withoot ye knowin, Renton thought aboot goin aff a loat. Thought aboot gettin tae fuck ootta Leith, the shitehole it wis.

— Ats it then. Me n you. We’ll go away together. Renton said, putting ae last bandage oan yer scar.

— Ye serious, like? Ye wur astonished he agreed. You n him, goin away. Ye thought yeez hid too much history fur him tae be wae ye anymer. Mibbe he still hid feelings fur ye. Ye hoped, fuck ye hoped.

Ye embraced him intae yer arms, mindin ae cut oan yer cheek as ye burried yer face intae his neck. He smelled like shite. Like shite, pish n cough medicine awh in ae wanner. Ye couldnae gee a fuck tho.

— We’ll jist need tae get money somewhere, then we’ll head aff. Renton said, feeling him get awh tense. Ye jist smiled n nodded. There wiz money in mind, like. Mibbe ye kin stash some tapes n sell em like usual. While ye thought of yer petty thefts, Renton seen ae biggur picture n minded the drug deal wae the Russian skag, n if he wiz willing tae drag ye intae the deal.

[fruit-teeth]

5 may i order some demosolly?! (person a is soldier and b is demo)

(Um YES YOU MAY?? This is great timing too, since I just got a comment on one of my fics this morning asking if I’d ever write demosolly mpreg lol and the answer is yes)

5 - In the middle of some kind of a tense situation, Person B has to help Person A give birth to their baby.

The match this particular Thursday seemed more chaotic than most, and normally Soldier would not mind that one bit, yet today he found himself wishing it would just end already.

He knew he was sick — he’d been tired lately, he’d put on weight, and it was affecting his performance. He would have asked Medic about it, but he felt that would be admitting to weakness, and he wasn’t weak! Real warriors pushed through everything.

But today...today, he had horrible pains in his back and had to take a break, something he’d never done before. He stumbled into the supply shed, the sounds of gunshots and explosions and screams now muffled by the walls, and he leaned his back against the wall, taking several deep breaths.

Some discomfort flashed through his abdomen, and he grunted, placing his hand on it while gritting his teeth. He blew out a long breath when it passed, and he rocked slowly, trying to settle himself down.

The shed door suddenly banged open, and Soldier froze, turning his head in a panic, his hand hovering over his gun.

Much to his relief, though, Demoman jumped into the shed, pulling out a box of spare bullets while catching his breath. Demo’s plan had been to just grab the bullets and go, but that was when he noticed his lover Soldier pressed up against the wall.

“Jane?” Demo paused, knowing right away that something was off. “Jane, are ye all right? Yer not hurt, are ye?”

“I’m all right,” Soldier took another deep breath, his eyes pinching shut at another spasm of pain. “Urrgh—,”

Demo set down the bullets, quickly checking the door to make sure they were the only ones around before he approached Soldier and helped him sit down on a nearby crate. “What’s goin’ on? Where daes it hurt? I’ll get Medic if I have tae,”

Soldier panted, sweat rolling down his forehead. “N-no, I’m—!” He suddenly let out a sharp cry, gripping his stomach and doubling over. “God, I’m going to die!”

“No, no, no,” Demo shushed him, taking his face into his hand and kissing his forehead in reassurance. “Ye aren’t gunnae die, love! Show me where it hurts,”

Soldier just placed a hand on his stomach, breathing through gritted teeth. “Here...” he let out another pained yell, and he pointed to his pelvis. “Ah! And here!” He began to breathe heavily, his chest heaving, and he groaned, “It hurts...it hurts!”

Demo tried to stay calm, placing his hand on Soldier’s stomach and feeling it. Right away, he noticed how tense and tight the muscles there were, and he knew that wasn’t normal.

“Oh, God,” Demo rose up, going to the shed door and looking out the small sliver of a window there. Their Medic wasn’t in sight, but there was lots of shouting coming from outside, accompanied with gunshots.

Soldier tried to move from the crate, breathing slowly, trying to keep himself calm, but he collapsed to his knees right away and screamed out in pain. Demo whirled around, going to him without hesitation. “Jane!”

He knelt beside him, rubbing his back, shushing him. “Jane, Jane, calm down. It’s going to be all right,” he removed Soldier’s helmet to kiss his head and stroke his hair, pulling him close to comfort him. “Shh, calm down,”

Soldier went quiet, but he was still panting hard. After a few seconds, he grunted out, “I just peed...”

“That’s all right,” sighed Demo, thinking that was just what happened. “It happens sometimes, I...” he trailed off when he looked to the tiles of the shed, noticing the drops of liquid there and realizing that it was clear but mixed with a bit of blood. It was then that everything hit like a ton of bricks, and Demo straightened up, taking a deep breath. “Oh, shit...” he helped Soldier sit in a more comfortable position, and he began to anxiously fiddle with his belt. “Jane, take yer trousers off! Quick!”

Soldier didn’t even hesitate to undress, and within seconds he was in nothing but his coat and tank top. As soon as this had been done, Demo reached between his legs and felt around, wondering if he was correct about his assumption.

He was. His tip of his finger touched something soft, and he didn’t even have to look at it to know what it was.

A gunshot rang out from outside, and the bullet shattered the glass. Soldier let out a yelp of outrage, and he tried to stand up but Demo grabbed him to hold him still.

“No!” Demo snapped, and he held Soldier close to keep him calm. “Jane,” he took his hand, giving it a gentle squeeze before bringing it between his legs. “Do ye feel that?”

Soldier grunted out in pain again, but he went quiet when he felt something strange down there. “What is it!?” He gasped for air, his chest heaving.

“It’s a baby,” Demo felt the tears pricking his eyes, and he swallowed to control his voice. “Yer havin’ a baby!”

“No,” Soldier shook his head. “No, I’m not—!” He let out a yell as a particularly strong contraction wracked his body, and he gripped Demo’s hand tightly. “Oh, God! Make it stop!”

Demo moved closer, taking both of Jane’s hands and squeezed them. “Shh,” he kissed his forehead softly, taking a quick glance behind him to make sure no one was going to try and attack them during this vulnerable moment. “Take a deep breath, hold my hands, an’ push hard!”

“Push what!?” Soldier groaned, but soon he felt a very strong instinct to do just what Tavish said. He took a breath, and he pushed hard, gasping when he felt something start to shift. “Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!”

Demo took a quick peek between his legs, and he cried out, “Good! Keep goin’, yer doin’ so well!”

Soldier squeezed the other man’s hand again as he pushed a second time, letting out another scream of pain. “Get it out! Get it out!”

Tavish just held him close and stroked his head, kissing him and whispering in his ear, “It’s almost over, Jane! I promise it’s almost over,”

After two more excruciating pushes, Soldier let out another scream, but this time he sounded startled rather than in pain. “Oh, God!” He tried to sit up, feeling between his legs. “It’s out, it’s out!”

Right away, Demo rushed to catch the little thing in his hands, and the moment he rubbed it’s chest, a loud cry gurgled from the throat.

“It’s here!” Demo suddenly began to sob, his hands shaking as he held the baby up for Soldier to see. “Jane, look! Look, it’s a boy! Look!”

Dazed, but relieved, Soldier sat up, blinking as he stared at the infant he’d just brought into the world. “Oh,” he swallowed, wiping the sweat from his forehead. “A boy?”

“Yes!” Demo sat beside Jane on the floor, putting an arm around him and kissing his forehead. “Look!” He gently eased the wailing baby into Soldier’s arms, using his free hand to lovingly rub the baby’s cheek. “Oh, my God, Jane! He’s beautiful, look at him!”

Soldier still felt extremely confused, but he relaxed a bit when he cradled the baby in his arms. “A son...” he murmured, observing the baby as he cried. “He’s so loud!”

Demo laughed, tears rolling down his cheeks as he stroked the baby’s damp hair. “I know! Jane...” he turned to look at his lover, and he kissed his lips sweetly. “I’m so proud of you, you are so brave,”

Soldier kissed back, feeling warmth spreading through his chest. He sniffed, removing his jacket and using it to wrap the baby up. “I know I’m brave. So are you!” He smiled, nestling up against Demo while gently rocking the newborn in his arms. “Look at our little warrior — look how strong he is!”

The baby had calmed down significantly, now that he was wrapped up in something warm and so close to the person who’s voice he recognized. He squeaked out a little yawn, his small eyes closing.

“I see ‘im,” Demo wrapped both Soldier and their son up in his arms, never wanting to let them go. “God, I love you both so much...”

The door suddenly slammed open, and Medic came rushing in. “What are you two doing!? While you’ve been slacking off in this shed, I’ve been...” he trailed off, pausing when he observed the situation before him. “Oh...oh, hello there,”

“Hi, Medic!” Soldier greeted cheerily, holding up the baby. “We just had a baby!”

[airoasis]

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– good dressed, wonderful black woman in Seattle. I feel you’re about eighty,000 proper now. – k. – Oh. (laughter off set) – sounds like I was mistaken! (loud laughter) (tender tuba song) – good day! – i’m Rain. – My title is Catalina. – i am Dae Shik Kim Hawkins Jr. – Um, how much do I make a yr? Let me do some general Asian math. 35,000. – I made 57,000 bucks last yr. I did beautiful good. – almost always someplace under like 20,000. I’m a scholar, computer science. – Oh that is fun! It’s style of like fucked up too. (loud laughter) – earnings? Thank God. I used to be instructed I was once guessing penis sizes. – that is gonna be really hard, i am already worried. Like, oh man i do not even comprehend! I do not even comprehend my stereotypes.- good day! 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It can be first-rate assembly you. (clapping off set) – thank you, very excellent assembly you too. – interesting, what is that this? – Ah, it says, "October 31, 2005 true love forever." It was when my first spouse tried to stab me to loss of life in a coke-induced rage.- Oh. (laughs loudly) – am i able to ask are you a believe fund child secretly? – No, I truely grew up homeless. – Are you still homeless? – No, no. I do get requested that although. – ok you’re now not homeless. – Do you get to put on this to work? – yes! – so that you get to wear this to work? – Yeah. – i’m gonna wager you are making fifty five,000 greenbacks a year. – You as a rule make about like 60,000 a yr. Like carpentry or like a building employee. He’s carrying a knife. That’s simply whatever that you could tell he includes on him daily.Like I lift my keys. – you’re employed stock at hot topic. So you’re making 15 an hour. – sweet. – am i able to get a reduction? – No. – ok, see ya. (laughs loudly) – You appear quality. – thanks. – You appear coordinated. – i am doin very well. – you’re making cash don’t you? – You do tech shit and you are making money. – What type of cell do you’ve? – i have an iPhone. – Is it the X? – No. – Is it the 10? – Uh, no. – Is it the fifteenth? – it can be the 9 or something? – Oh it can be the 9 ok so. – Newish? – Newish, ok. – When’s the last time you have been right into a Ross? – Um. (laughter off set) – real just lately. – don’t lie. – Entrepreneur makes upwards of a hundred,000 a yr. – I do not know, he has good trend. He appears completely satisfied, I imply he looks like he would not miss a meal, so. – additionally real. (laughter off set) – Yo, you could be a pyramid scheme supervisor man or woman. – it can be possible. – that’s not not possible. – Uh-uh. – Three million a year. – Three million. – Yeah, I believe you are famous. You’ve a noted face. – thanks, I’ve genuinely heard that earlier than.- he’s noted. – My name’s Cat. – Lamont, first-class to satisfy you. – Lamont, i love your sweater. – thank you, respect it. – You odor like weed. – that is very indicative. – You smell like marijuana. – I believe you work at a weed shop. (Lamont laughs) (loud laughter) – How much do you believe I make? – 50,000 a 12 months bro. You either are a motivational speaker to adolescence in high colleges. – Mhmm. – Or work at a mobilephone sex hotline. (Lamont laughs) intent you obtained a good voice dude. You got a good voice. – What do you do for fun? – Work. – you work or fun? – I was raised via a first new release Germans. – Oh, ok. – Work is fun. – Work is enjoyable. (laughter off set) Work is fun. – appear at his belt and his boots. And then he’s standing proper now, that is like low key cozy.He’s similar to settling into his natural stance as within the army. I will tell you may have killed some individuals. – can i see your palms. Oh they’re tough, he is labored. I feel he’s mechanic. He makes a just right dwelling like i might say like maybe 200,000 a yr? Possess your own keep that you could make so much. – 10 grand a 12 months, legally. – thank you. – thank you. – Why did he do that? – Carlos. – Ryan. – Ryan? I am gonna kinda like appear you over. – very well, examine me out? – And judge you. – How historic are you? – i am 20. – 20. – You surely either the make up of a tech bro or a formative years pastor. – Oh. – Sleeves rolled up so hip adolescence pastor, sorry.- Do you’re employed full time, phase time? – part time and whole. – section time an full? – So like you will have a couple of part time jobs that make it full time? – sure. – Are you a school student? – sure. – This man makes now not a dime. I feel he lives along with his mom and dad. But like he is gonna be that child in 5 years who has kids who’re using Porches. – Lamborghini’s and Porches. – proper, proper. Good it was fine assembly you. – first-class assembly you, Carlos. – So what does my look say to you? – good you care about your appearance. I mean you gown satisfactory, I rather do just like the costume. The place do you retailer? I assume that is a good situation to- – wherever that will get me a good deal.- k, great deal? Ok. – Do you possess any scrubs? – I do. – Yo, you’re a nurse? I know it, she’s a nurse. You are now not like a head nurse but. Someplace under 50. – So i would say like 35 to 40,000 a 12 months. – good dressed, stunning black woman in Seattle. Two steps faraway from cracking the highest. Getting particularly that costly life you wish to have. I believe you’re about eighty,000 correct now. – okay. – Oh. (laughter off set) sounds like I was fallacious. – howdy. – hello! – hi, how are you? – excellent, how are you? – i’m doin particularly good. I’m like awkward seeing that i’m judging you as i’m seeking to be first-class to you.I’m like, "Judging you!" – you might have got ripped jeans, however deliberately ripped. The rip is set a dimension of somebody who knows about fashion. – i really like the shoes, i like the pants. With this asymmetrical shirt. Where did you get that? – Nordstrom. (Carlos sighs) – She retail outlets as Nordstrom for this. – a bit bit greater than 40,000. She’s probably an individual’s manager, you’ve gotten a supervisor face. – i’ve a manager face. – Yeah you appear like anyone humans can be mad at a lot. – yes, I feel you acquire individuals and motivate them, and you wrote a book and your face is on the duvet. It can be ordinarily, safely, on the quantity two. – proper on that shelf. – retailer wave best seller! – yes, regularly have a cult following, so on the whole a million greenbacks. – you are making 75,000 bucks. – She’s an entrepreneur, she makes 100,000 a year. It used to be fine meeting you. – it is exceptional to meet you too. – No, ok go to the nice Will! They acquired satisfactory clothes. (Cat sighs) – I believe I got them, I obtained one proper. – I think i’m very fallacious. – I believe like one of those humans were homeless and y’all are tryin to trick me. – the development man.But i am no longer definite. – ok. Ok. – The noted guy! – What’s up? – i am so anxious! I’m nervous right now! – very well, I really wanna be aware of who I got right and wrong. You do tech don’t you, mom fucker? (loud laughing) – okay, come on up. Used to be I right? – No. – Oh. What occurred? – i’m not broke. – Oh. (loud laughing) but why are you continue to in the backside? – intent i’m the brokest out of you. (loud laughing) – Do you reside along with your mothers and fathers although? – I do. – okay, how so much you make a yr? – 25. – okay. I imply, right here in this city. That is zero. (Carlos laughs) (loud laughing) – okay, a student. – sure, and in addition I work at the meals offerings along with a freelance phototopography and song promoter. – you work four jobs? – sure. – You do all of that and you’re at the finish of the line? – Yeah! – so you on the end right now however you gonna climb. – Yeah, that is what i want. – you’re a wise dude. – you are a clever dude, alright cool.- thank you. – I gotta get you too right? – Kinda. – Kinda! – i am a CNA in a health facility. – Oh k! And the way so much do you make? – I make about 35 to 40,000. – 35 to forty,000 so I was once somewhat excessive. – what’s going to you’re making after you get executed with school? – 150K to 200K, – depending on the field. – Yay! – So yeah. – money, when do you get completed with institution? – Eight years from now. – rattling, that’s endlessly. – What are your hustles? – So i’m a vocalist, and i do admin for health center, and i’m a nanny! – And a nanny? – Yeah! – fun! – four jobs? – Yeah. – all people works four jobs in this end of the road. (light laughing) – Me again, how’s it goin? – So what do you do? – Um, i’m a banker. – such as you work at a bank? – At a financial institution.- So how a lot do you’re making a 12 months? – Between 35, forty. – 35 to forty. – So i am bouncing from side to side, i am doing all right. – okay, no, okay yeah that is dope. Good i am sorry for saying you sell weed. However I said at least, legally! (loud laughing) – exactly, I don’t know if we would’ve mentioned that in right here! – What do you do? – i’m an exterminator.- No fucking way. What do you kill, humans? – every person’s obtained their rate. – How much do you make as an exterminator? – I make about forty,000 a year. – alright, and what do you exterminate? – If it walks, crawls, or flies, we will kill it. – I wanna understand the pens. – Oh! – Is that simply cause you write so much? You gotta sign matters? – The one thing you do not want to do around me is drink to extra and pass out. I will mark you. (loud laughing) – You will have to be scared. – however. (loud laughing) – look at my toe pointing at you. Look at my brace in the back. – Uh-uh. Next! (loud laughing) – i am checking your stability. I’m checking your balance proper now. – I got pretty good balance. – No you do not. (loud laughing) – He mentioned no you do not! – How do you follow up that one? – I don’t know. – satisfactory to see you. – pleasant to see you once more. – What do you do for actual? – i’m the vp of a media property known as Do206.- Oh! – We throw live shows, – We work with bands. – You’s a president! – Yeah, i am a boss. – he’s a boss! – you are not a label? – i am now not a label, i’ve a track workforce is what it can be known as. So we do artist administration. – How so much do you make a year? – About 90. – damn! Ninety? So you are residing lovely good? – Yeah, yeah! – You comfy? – Yeah, I imply i might prefer to make extra. You understand, Seattle’s pricey. – stay dependable.- thank you. – Ah, i do know you – Make a lot of money. – Oh hello! – intercourse work, please say intercourse work, please God! – i’m not a whore, i’m sorry. – What do you do? – I do. – vice president. – I do hair. – Hair! – At Microsoft. – Wait. – there is a salon at Microsoft. – And so how a lot do you genuinely make? – About one zero one. – one zero one! What is that one? – You gotta put it in there! – Aw, you understand to the T what it’s. – Mhmm, I do. – what’s doing hair Microsoft entailing? – there’s 65,000 plus persons on that campus. – Who need a haircut. – i have quite a lot of customers. – what is the toppest most govt you reduce for? Is that private? – quite often. – You cut bill’s hair? – No, i will – No? – Say that on digicam. – No? – however I wish to! (light laughing) – if you would like a haircut! – Yeah bill, she’s just right.- Why do you carry a knife? – this is my work uniform. – What do you do? – I own an IT organization. It was once technically a science organization. – Wait, you failed to go to university for that, did you? – No! – I think I put you at 60,000? – Yeah, fifty five to 65. – fifty five to 65? And the way so much do you’re making? – final 12 months about a hundred and fifty, we’re regularly set to make 200 this 12 months. – satisfactory! – you’re gonna begin like just a little industry factor? – Oh, no. – No? – it can be gonna be a large trade thing. – Oh, oh! He corrected me he used to be like, "Heheh, it will not be a little bit industry." that is dope, i like that. (loud laughing) thanks man for sharing that, that is tremendous dope.- How a lot do you’re making? – I make between 15,000 and 20,000 a month. – Now, are you the hoe? – A month! Sixteen,000 to twenty,000 a month. – Wow! What do you do? And take advantage of out of all these men and women. – i’m a life and business coach. – existence coach! – Oh, so you do have that ebook with your face on it. – at some point! – I was beautiful spot on with that. – one day. – have been you annoyed in any respect that I put you within the core and not the entire manner at the high the place you belong? – No.- No you failed to care? – No. – you already know why? Life isn’t worrying, right lifestyles train? (loud laughter) – every body can get wealthy i suppose, but it surely’s now not about the money for me it really wasn’t. It certainly not began that way. That is just style of what’s occurred real from my coronary heart. – Is that what you inform your purchasers? Am I nonetheless within the trial period? (loud laughing) wealthy! First-class assembly you. (extreme drums) – What do you need me to do? (Rain sighs) (Man laughs off set) – Yeah! – i’d be right here. Motive you are at 100 and you’re at 50? Proper? – Am I rather? – correct here. (gentle laughing) – I make bad 14,000 a year. So that is where i am at. – just right job. (loud clapping) .

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– good dressed, wonderful black woman in Seattle. I feel you’re about eighty,000 proper now. – k. – Oh. (laughter off set) – sounds like I was mistaken! (loud laughter) (tender tuba song) – good day! – i’m Rain. – My title is Catalina. – i am Dae Shik Kim Hawkins Jr. – Um, how much do I make a yr? Let me do some general Asian math. 35,000. – I made 57,000 bucks last yr. I did beautiful good. – almost always someplace under like 20,000. I’m a scholar, computer science. – Oh that is fun! It’s style of like fucked up too. (loud laughter) – earnings? Thank God. I used to be instructed I was once guessing penis sizes. – that is gonna be really hard, i am already worried. Like, oh man i do not even comprehend! I do not even comprehend my stereotypes.- good day! Waylene. – best to fulfill you. – exceptional to meet you. – strong handshake. – You definitely feel like you have got more money than me, so. – Your boobs are – superbly placed. – thank you. – Whoever did that shit, return and ship them a card. They did it. – What year car do you’ve got? – 2016. – BMW. – ok. – And have you traveled every time just lately? – I journey at least once or twice a month. – I feel you are very rich. 300K a 12 months. You’d frequently be a millionaire for those who were white, mainly. – If I used to be white! – can i see your ring once more? Wow, that is high-quality. That why I acquired it at Claire’s. I am gonna guess 200,000 bucks a 12 months. – I believe you make like 50 to 60,000 bucks a year. – eighty,000 bucks. Purpose Imma say you a hoe. Off bat, i’m just gonna say that she’s a hoe. No if you’re no longer a hoe you must consider about it, purpose it would pay for some thing you preserve doing to maintain your self looking this fine! It can be first-rate assembly you. (clapping off set) – thank you, very excellent assembly you too. – interesting, what is that this? – Ah, it says, "October 31, 2005 true love forever." It was when my first spouse tried to stab me to loss of life in a coke-induced rage.- Oh. (laughs loudly) – am i able to ask are you a believe fund child secretly? – No, I truely grew up homeless. – Are you still homeless? – No, no. I do get requested that although. – ok you’re now not homeless. – Do you get to put on this to work? – yes! – so that you get to wear this to work? – Yeah. – i’m gonna wager you are making fifty five,000 greenbacks a year. – You as a rule make about like 60,000 a yr. Like carpentry or like a building employee. He’s carrying a knife. That’s simply whatever that you could tell he includes on him daily.Like I lift my keys. – you’re employed stock at hot topic. So you’re making 15 an hour. – sweet. – am i able to get a reduction? – No. – ok, see ya. (laughs loudly) – You appear quality. – thanks. – You appear coordinated. – i am doin very well. – you’re making cash don’t you? – You do tech shit and you are making money. – What type of cell do you’ve? – i have an iPhone. – Is it the X? – No. – Is it the 10? – Uh, no. – Is it the fifteenth? – it can be the 9 or something? – Oh it can be the 9 ok so. – Newish? – Newish, ok. – When’s the last time you have been right into a Ross? – Um. (laughter off set) – real just lately. – don’t lie. – Entrepreneur makes upwards of a hundred,000 a yr. – I do not know, he has good trend. He appears completely satisfied, I imply he looks like he would not miss a meal, so. – additionally real. (laughter off set) – Yo, you could be a pyramid scheme supervisor man or woman. – it can be possible. – that’s not not possible. – Uh-uh. – Three million a year. – Three million. – Yeah, I believe you are famous. You’ve a noted face. – thanks, I’ve genuinely heard that earlier than.- he’s noted. – My name’s Cat. – Lamont, first-class to satisfy you. – Lamont, i love your sweater. – thank you, respect it. – You odor like weed. – that is very indicative. – You smell like marijuana. – I believe you work at a weed shop. (Lamont laughs) (loud laughter) – How much do you believe I make? – 50,000 a 12 months bro. You either are a motivational speaker to adolescence in high colleges. – Mhmm. – Or work at a mobilephone sex hotline. (Lamont laughs) intent you obtained a good voice dude. You got a good voice. – What do you do for fun? – Work. – you work or fun? – I was raised via a first new release Germans. – Oh, ok. – Work is fun. – Work is enjoyable. (laughter off set) Work is fun. – appear at his belt and his boots. And then he’s standing proper now, that is like low key cozy.He’s similar to settling into his natural stance as within the army. I will tell you may have killed some individuals. – can i see your palms. Oh they’re tough, he is labored. I feel he’s mechanic. He makes a just right dwelling like i might say like maybe 200,000 a yr? Possess your own keep that you could make so much. – 10 grand a 12 months, legally. – thank you. – thank you. – Why did he do that? – Carlos. – Ryan. – Ryan? I am gonna kinda like appear you over. – very well, examine me out? – And judge you. – How historic are you? – i am 20. – 20. – You surely either the make up of a tech bro or a formative years pastor. – Oh. – Sleeves rolled up so hip adolescence pastor, sorry.- Do you’re employed full time, phase time? – part time and whole. – section time an full? – So like you will have a couple of part time jobs that make it full time? – sure. – Are you a school student? – sure. – This man makes now not a dime. I feel he lives along with his mom and dad. But like he is gonna be that child in 5 years who has kids who’re using Porches. – Lamborghini’s and Porches. – proper, proper. Good it was fine assembly you. – first-class assembly you, Carlos. – So what does my look say to you? – good you care about your appearance. I mean you gown satisfactory, I rather do just like the costume. The place do you retailer? I assume that is a good situation to- – wherever that will get me a good deal.- k, great deal? Ok. – Do you possess any scrubs? – I do. – Yo, you’re a nurse? I know it, she’s a nurse. You are now not like a head nurse but. Someplace under 50. – So i would say like 35 to 40,000 a 12 months. – good dressed, stunning black woman in Seattle. Two steps faraway from cracking the highest. Getting particularly that costly life you wish to have. I believe you’re about eighty,000 correct now. – okay. – Oh. (laughter off set) sounds like I was fallacious. – howdy. – hello! – hi, how are you? – excellent, how are you? – i’m doin particularly good. I’m like awkward seeing that i’m judging you as i’m seeking to be first-class to you.I’m like, "Judging you!" – you might have got ripped jeans, however deliberately ripped. The rip is set a dimension of somebody who knows about fashion. – i really like the shoes, i like the pants. With this asymmetrical shirt. Where did you get that? – Nordstrom. (Carlos sighs) – She retail outlets as Nordstrom for this. – a bit bit greater than 40,000. She’s probably an individual’s manager, you’ve gotten a supervisor face. – i’ve a manager face. – Yeah you appear like anyone humans can be mad at a lot. – yes, I feel you acquire individuals and motivate them, and you wrote a book and your face is on the duvet. It can be ordinarily, safely, on the quantity two. – proper on that shelf. – retailer wave best seller! – yes, regularly have a cult following, so on the whole a million greenbacks. – you are making 75,000 bucks. – She’s an entrepreneur, she makes 100,000 a year. It used to be fine meeting you. – it is exceptional to meet you too. – No, ok go to the nice Will! They acquired satisfactory clothes. (Cat sighs) – I believe I got them, I obtained one proper. – I think i’m very fallacious. – I believe like one of those humans were homeless and y’all are tryin to trick me. – the development man.But i am no longer definite. – ok. Ok. – The noted guy! – What’s up? – i am so anxious! I’m nervous right now! – very well, I really wanna be aware of who I got right and wrong. You do tech don’t you, mom fucker? (loud laughing) – okay, come on up. Used to be I right? – No. – Oh. What occurred? – i’m not broke. – Oh. (loud laughing) but why are you continue to in the backside? – intent i’m the brokest out of you. (loud laughing) – Do you reside along with your mothers and fathers although? – I do. – okay, how so much you make a yr? – 25. – okay. I imply, right here in this city. That is zero. (Carlos laughs) (loud laughing) – okay, a student. – sure, and in addition I work at the meals offerings along with a freelance phototopography and song promoter. – you work four jobs? – sure. – You do all of that and you’re at the finish of the line? – Yeah! – so you on the end right now however you gonna climb. – Yeah, that is what i want. – you’re a wise dude. – you are a clever dude, alright cool.- thank you. – I gotta get you too right? – Kinda. – Kinda! – i am a CNA in a health facility. – Oh k! And the way so much do you make? – I make about 35 to 40,000. – 35 to forty,000 so I was once somewhat excessive. – what’s going to you’re making after you get executed with school? – 150K to 200K, – depending on the field. – Yay! – So yeah. – money, when do you get completed with institution? – Eight years from now. – rattling, that’s endlessly. – What are your hustles? – So i’m a vocalist, and i do admin for health center, and i’m a nanny! – And a nanny? – Yeah! – fun! – four jobs? – Yeah. – all people works four jobs in this end of the road. (light laughing) – Me again, how’s it goin? – So what do you do? – Um, i’m a banker. – such as you work at a bank? – At a financial institution.- So how a lot do you’re making a 12 months? – Between 35, forty. – 35 to forty. – So i am bouncing from side to side, i am doing all right. – okay, no, okay yeah that is dope. Good i am sorry for saying you sell weed. However I said at least, legally! (loud laughing) – exactly, I don’t know if we would’ve mentioned that in right here! – What do you do? – i’m an exterminator.- No fucking way. What do you kill, humans? – every person’s obtained their rate. – How much do you make as an exterminator? – I make about forty,000 a year. – alright, and what do you exterminate? – If it walks, crawls, or flies, we will kill it. – I wanna understand the pens. – Oh! – Is that simply cause you write so much? You gotta sign matters? – The one thing you do not want to do around me is drink to extra and pass out. I will mark you. (loud laughing) – You will have to be scared. – however. (loud laughing) – look at my toe pointing at you. Look at my brace in the back. – Uh-uh. Next! (loud laughing) – i am checking your stability. I’m checking your balance proper now. – I got pretty good balance. – No you do not. (loud laughing) – He mentioned no you do not! – How do you follow up that one? – I don’t know. – satisfactory to see you. – pleasant to see you once more. – What do you do for actual? – i’m the vp of a media property known as Do206.- Oh! – We throw live shows, – We work with bands. – You’s a president! – Yeah, i am a boss. – he’s a boss! – you are not a label? – i am now not a label, i’ve a track workforce is what it can be known as. So we do artist administration. – How so much do you make a year? – About 90. – damn! Ninety? So you are residing lovely good? – Yeah, yeah! – You comfy? – Yeah, I imply i might prefer to make extra. You understand, Seattle’s pricey. – stay dependable.- thank you. – Ah, i do know you – Make a lot of money. – Oh hello! – intercourse work, please say intercourse work, please God! – i’m not a whore, i’m sorry. – What do you do? – I do. – vice president. – I do hair. – Hair! – At Microsoft. – Wait. – there is a salon at Microsoft. – And so how a lot do you genuinely make? – About one zero one. – one zero one! What is that one? – You gotta put it in there! – Aw, you understand to the T what it’s. – Mhmm, I do. – what’s doing hair Microsoft entailing? – there’s 65,000 plus persons on that campus. – Who need a haircut. – i have quite a lot of customers. – what is the toppest most govt you reduce for? Is that private? – quite often. – You cut bill’s hair? – No, i will – No? – Say that on digicam. – No? – however I wish to! (light laughing) – if you would like a haircut! – Yeah bill, she’s just right.- Why do you carry a knife? – this is my work uniform. – What do you do? – I own an IT organization. It was once technically a science organization. – Wait, you failed to go to university for that, did you? – No! – I think I put you at 60,000? – Yeah, fifty five to 65. – fifty five to 65? And the way so much do you’re making? – final 12 months about a hundred and fifty, we’re regularly set to make 200 this 12 months. – satisfactory! – you’re gonna begin like just a little industry factor? – Oh, no. – No? – it can be gonna be a large trade thing. – Oh, oh! He corrected me he used to be like, "Heheh, it will not be a little bit industry." that is dope, i like that. (loud laughing) thanks man for sharing that, that is tremendous dope.- How a lot do you’re making? – I make between 15,000 and 20,000 a month. – Now, are you the hoe? – A month! Sixteen,000 to twenty,000 a month. – Wow! What do you do? And take advantage of out of all these men and women. – i’m a life and business coach. – existence coach! – Oh, so you do have that ebook with your face on it. – at some point! – I was beautiful spot on with that. – one day. – have been you annoyed in any respect that I put you within the core and not the entire manner at the high the place you belong? – No.- No you failed to care? – No. – you already know why? Life isn’t worrying, right lifestyles train? (loud laughter) – every body can get wealthy i suppose, but it surely’s now not about the money for me it really wasn’t. It certainly not began that way. That is just style of what’s occurred real from my coronary heart. – Is that what you inform your purchasers? Am I nonetheless within the trial period? (loud laughing) wealthy! First-class assembly you. (extreme drums) – What do you need me to do? (Rain sighs) (Man laughs off set) – Yeah! – i’d be right here. Motive you are at 100 and you’re at 50? Proper? – Am I rather? – correct here. (gentle laughing) – I make bad 14,000 a year. So that is where i am at. – just right job. (loud clapping) .

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( * kyong dae-hyun. )

♡ — * » KYONG DAEHYUN looks so cute on the beach !! apparently, ( he/they ) come from ( south korea ) and are a ( twenty ) years old ( pansexual ) ( demiboy ) ( med student ). other hotel residents described them as ( gentle + sage ), but also ( ambivalent - faint-hearted ). don’t you think they look a bit like ( PARK JIMIN ) ?

WARNING: this is really long, my dudes. so long.

hello hi hi, it’s SKY ( 2-o, she/her, cest tz, but an insomniac ) & this is my smol blob of confusion, so if their story confuses you, i succeeded. also this is easily my absolute favourite character ever, so ,,, idk random info. ALSO: i have an exam tomorrow, my peeps, so i don’t think i’ll be around till tomorrow but !! i can’t wait to plot & interact with all of you.

SORTA BIO THING:

[ MISCARRIAGE TW ] kyong daehyun was born in daegu, south korea on the 22nd of february 1997. they were sort of a miracle baby bc their mom went through two miscarriages before them ( she’s rh negative & the babies were rh positive n ,,, i wont explain the biology behind it, im sure yall know that ). they’re an only child. they’ve always wanted a sibling ( an older one ,,,, they always want the impossible things smfh ). so yeah, they were a bit lonely while growing up

they were a very weak child who’d fall ill quite often (their family used to call them aga/aggie/babybc of it … sorta stuck with them to this day ), so much that it affected their education. the poor bean skipped a lot of classes, so eventually their parents decided it was best for them to leave school. they were homeschooled !! altho they now have incredible work ethic bc of this, they didn’t have many friends while growing up :( they sorta didnt even get the chance to develop n test their social skills. they came in contact with their parents, nannies, parents’ business partners, etc … long story short, they were surrounded by adults. this made them VERY mature for their age, even back then.

the greatest discovery of their life was the internet. they had little interest in sports & going outside, so they’d spend their free time glued to the screen of their laptop, either watching movies, youtube videos & tv shows or getting to know strangers from across the world thanks to various websites & apps. they’d often stay up all night n ruin their sleep pattern in order to talk to their friends from other timezones. they made them so happy. so. happy.

their parents sort of made them pursuit a medical career, though, they literally have -10 interest in it. not 0. -10. they just want to make them proud, ok ?? especially since they’ve always been an incredible student n studying came easily to them. they were praised while growing up, so naturally they started thinking they were exceptional as well.

COLLEGE ! they. hate. it. hate it. like, they are fallin apart n are like “wow so what is this, i thought i was smart ?? they told me i was the most intelligent kid in the world wHY cant i do literally anything now w o w im so average yUCK”.  i mean, they still get good grades, but they ARE struggling.

[ PROFESSOR/STUDENT RELATIONSHIP THING TW ] … idk maybe someone’s triggered by that. anyway, there was a class that made them 11/10 done with life & they were sure they’d fail it n ruin their entire life, so they approached the professor ( who ,,, was rly hot n made hyunnie weak in the knees ok ) n were like “i will literally do ANYTHING in order to pass this class ,,,,,, pls”. like, they had 0 shame bc they were so done with it. n ,,, long story short, they ended up sleeping with the professor … ,,, multiple times. t was bc of the grade the first time, but … they’re pretty much in love with him now. and they’re a bit foolish, they hope he’s in love with them too. n idk they sort of dream about being in a real relationship with them.  l mao … my poor kiddo.

COOLER INFO THING:

nicknames include: hyunnie, dee, mochi ( i have to steal that from jiminieeee bc yes. my squishy bol of cuteness ), aga/aggie/baby. or just call them dae or  hyun honestly

daehyun is a demiboy ( they/them or he/him. if you refer to them as she/her, they will feel uncomfortable, but they will not have the guts to correct you. lmao one time they watched a woman make them european-style pancakes with nutella & cherries, even though they asked for a nutella/banana combo. they did not correct her. they ate half of it, left with a pout on their face n were sad for the rest of the day tHATS HOW ANXIOUS N SHY THEY ARE BYE ). anyway, as i said   ——   demiboy. panromantic ( very romantic, a huge dreamer. the type to imagine cute scenarios with their crush before falling asleep ). pansexual, though the most attracted to masculine physique buT !! they’re too self-conscious n emotion-dependent that they can’t have sex with just about anyone. n o. byee. like, the thought of getting naked in front of someone is terrifying to them, so they really need to trust n know the person. i wouldn’t call them demisexual though, since they do experience sexual attraction without having an emotional bond, they just … can’t let go of their ~stupid insecurities~

[ FOOD TW ] they don’t eat meat. yes, they do love animals n feel sad about those poor things, but that’s not the main reason why they don’t eat it. the smell, the look, the taste of meat makes them incredibly sick. when they were smol & had any sort of meat for lunch, they’d sit at the table for 5 hours n eat everything BUT the meat. most of the time, they used to give it to their dog who was v chubby bc of them. lunch was the worst time of the whole day for them, it was suuuuuuuper bad, especially since their parents didn’t understand their problem n called them spoiled. now that they are away from home, they’re super happy cause they can eat whatever they want ( sweets n pastries ). this bish ALWAYS has a lollipop in their mouth n a candy bar with them.

why are they obsessed with lollipops ? thanks to them they destroy their nails n cuticles LESS when bored, since their mouth is occupied. you can determine how life’s goin for daehyun just by looking at their hands. when everything’s good, their nails are painted ( the execution n design also say a lot about how much free time they have n how clear their head is ). when everything’s shit, they aren’t painted, they are bloody and sore, skin completely damaged, so much that it hurts to touch items with the very tips of their fingers. everything burns n they’re wincing 25/8.

they always have literally everything with them. you need a tissue, a comb, a hair brush, a band-aid, a hand sanitizer, a nail polish, some water, something sweet, a set of stem cells & a cure for every illness in the world ?they have it all. they’re always prepared for every situation. this is bc of their huge fear of facing a situation for the first time unprepared. also … you should never make them order food on their own or make a serious phone call or wtvr bc .. they can’t do that.

they’re fluent in english, but pls don’t throw big words at them :( they feel so embarrassed when they don’t know what something means. they go home & write the new word on one of their colourful cards, along with its translation to korean, a smol explanation & an example sentence n they have loads of those cards that they reread whenever they have time. when they learn a new word, they love showing off lmao dumbass

while they were back in korea n spending time on youtube, they used to watch a lot of kpop mvs + makeup tutorials n fell in love with makeup n wanted to look as beautiful as the people in those videos. they started stealin their mother’s makeup n used to be awful at paintin’ their face, but got better with time. they used to save money for eyeliners n primers n highlighters n all sort of shit n they’d hide all the products in their room n play with them whenever they were home alone. they know it’s their true passion& call, but they are so discouraged by the fact that they can’t even walk outside wearing makeup. they aint confident enough & still don’t think they can pull it off.

they made a new youtube account with the intention to post their own tutorials, but … mm, there’s still 0 uploaded videos on that channel

i’ve been struggling to decide which hair colour to go with … black, platinum blonde, silver or pink n i chose …pink.

they’ve never been in an actual relationship. never cuddled, or did couple-y things. their professor took their virginity, so … ya. that’s one of the reasons why they’re refusing to let him go.

[MEDICATION TW] as i mentioned before, they were a weak child who was often sick and had bad migraines ,,, this sort of got them hooked on medication ?? like, they will convince themself that their head is hurting and jus pop a pill without any need to do so ,,,, like, they are 110% sure they need pills to function normally every single day.

nature !! the world !! they love it.

aesthetics hoe !!!!!!!!! will sell their soul for the things that please their senses

they know how to draw well. they lololololove drawing comic book characters. like, they have their own characters already

dancing !!! especially contemporary ! bc ,,, i have a lot of those gifs n icons that i gotta use

loves apples ?

wants a cat. d e s p e r a t e l y

PERSONALITY:

i think it’s quite obvious that they’re a very anxious, shy & alert person 24/7 and i guess that you can see how their upbringing had a lot to do with it. i don’t view their shyness as cute and adorable, but they definitely aren’t grim either. they’re just closed-off. they’re not used to sharing personal stuff with other people, at least not face to face. online, everything’s different.

most of the time they’re like … “uhhhhh, people - i’d rather not. that can get me in a lot of awkward n uncomfortable situations n i’d rather avoid that’. they don’t find solitude depressing. they enjoy their alone time, they find comfort in it. they are very aware of the fact that their social skills suck & as i said a part of them doesn’t give a damn, but … another part is worried bc if they truly want to be in the makeup world, they will have to learn to be a people person, have a fantastic charisma n ,, talk to people ? lmao

their zodiac sign is pisces n they HATE IT lol they’re like “i’m not a whiny baby emo dreamer ew go away” so they keep telling people that their zodiac sign is aquarius bc it’s close enough n they find them cool n admire the description of the seemingly stoic sign that goes through life with their brain rather than their heart. they love to think that they’re strong n logical, that they’re not emotional … but that’s not the case. it’s all an act really

once you demolish their shell, you’ll find the most adorable creature in the whole entire universe ?/ they also love tellin stupid jokes. they almost never finish them bc they laugh too hard at em

they get attached to people VERY easily n then they can’t live without them n that freaks them the fuck out. like. they fall in love ten times a day. im. not. kiddin.

they’re all about living life to the fullest, they just have a bit different vision of what true livin is lmao

philosophical af ? hates small talk, always wants to talk abt deep shit

the type to send you memes and stuff that reminds them of you

WANTED CONNECTIONS:

this is so important. online friends. they met online a couple of years ago ( we’ll figure out how ) n now they’re both here and ? hyunnie is so scared to meet them bc they’re afraid that person won’t like them irl, but the desire is bigger than the fear !

similar to the previous one, but it was a long distance relationship ( it ended bc the distance was too much ig ). they only chatted, but they know everything about each other. they were infuriated every single day bc they couldn’t physically feel each other, but they still planned a future together, or at least meeting irl … maybe they now finally have a chance ?

crush. as i said, hyunnie falls quickly for a person. it can be unrequited. it’s just someone they daydream about n sigh over. or it can be the other way around, but hyunnie is quite clueless n doesn’t pick up on their hints.

friends ?? the plot depends on your charrie tbh but dw about it, i usually have 57430865026701348 ideas, so ya.

i have no idea what else ,,,, imma go make a wanted connections tag n reblog some plots probably. bUT HEY feel free to send plots my way, i luv that

[dachyun]

( * kyong dae-hyun. )

✧—* » [PARK JIMIN, DEMIBOY, TWENTY]—-oh shit! is that [KYONG DAEHYUN], [MEMBER] of [ALPHA TAU OMEGA]? [HE/THEY] is/are a [JUNIOR] and a [BIOCHEMISTRY] major. That’s probably because they’re [MAGNANIMOUS] but have a tendency to be [TIMID]. I guess you’ll just have to see.

WARNING: this is really long, my dudes. so long.

hello hi hi, it’s SKY ( 2-o, biochem student myself, she/her, cest tz, but an insomniac ) & this is my smol blob of confusion, so if their story confuses you, i succeeded. also this is easily my absolute favourite character ever, so ,,, idk random info

SORTA BIO THING:

[ MISCARRIAGE TW ] kyong daehyun was born in daegu, south korea on the 22nd of february 1997. they were sort of a miracle baby bc their mom went through two miscarriages before them ( she’s rh negative & the babies were rh positive n ,,, i wont explain the biology behind it, im sure yall know that ). they’re an only child. they’ve always wanted a sibling ( an older one ,,,, they always want the impossible things smfh ). so yeah, they were a bit lonely while growing up

they were a very weak child who’d fall ill quite often ( their family used to call them aga/aggie/babybc of it … sorta stuck with them to this day ), so much that it affected their education. the poor bean skipped a lot of classes, so eventually their parents decided it was best for them to leave school. they were homeschooled !! altho they now have incredible work ethic bc of this, they didn’t have many friends while growing up :( they sorta didnt even get the chance to develop n test their social skills. they came in contact with their parents, nannies, parents’ business partners, etc … long story short, they were surrounded by adults. this made them VERY mature for their age, even back then.

the greatest discovery of their life was the internet. they had little interest in sports & going outside, so they’d spend their free time glued to the screen of their laptop, either watching movies, youtube videos & tv shows or getting to know strangers from across the world thanks to various websites & apps. they’d often stay up all night n ruin their sleep pattern in order to talk to their friends from other timezones. they made them so happy. so. happy.

their parents sort of made them pursuit a medical career ( currently biochem major ), though, they literally have -10 interest in it. not 0. -10. they just want to make them proud, ok ?? especially since they’ve always been an incredible student n studying came easily to them. they were praised while growing up, so naturally they started thinking they were exceptional as well.

they moved to the states bc COLLEGE ! they. hate. it. hate it. not the country, but the classes they are in. like, they are fallin apart n are like “wow so what is this, i thought i was smart ?? they told me i was the most intelligent kid in the world wHY cant i do literally anything now w o w im so average yUCK”.  i mean, they still get good grades, but they ARE struggling.

[ PROFESSOR/STUDENT RELATIONSHIP THING TW ] … idk maybe someone’s triggered by that. anyway, there was a class that made them 11/10 done with life & they were sure they’d fail it n ruin their entire life, so they approached the professor ( who ,,, was rly hot n made hyunnie weak in the knees ok ) n were like “i will literally do ANYTHING in order to pass this class ,,,,,, pls”. like, they had 0 shame bc they were so done with it. n ,,, long story short, they ended up sleeping with the professor … ,,, multiple times. t was bc of the grade the first time, but … they’re pretty much in love with him now. and they’re a bit foolish, they hope he’s in love with them too. n idk they sort of dream about being in a real relationship with them.  l mao … my poor kiddo.

COOLER INFO THING:

nicknames include: hyunnie, dee, mochi ( i have to steal that from jiminieeee bc yes. my squishy bol of cuteness ), aga/aggie/baby. or just call them hyun honestly

daehyun is a demiboy ( they/them or he/him. if you refer to them as she/her, they will feel uncomfortable, but they will not have the guts to correct you. lmao one time they watched a woman make them european-style pancakes with nutella & cherries, even though they asked for a nutella/banana combo. they did not correct her. they ate half of it, left with a pout on their face n were sad for the rest of the day tHATS HOW ANXIOUS N SHY THEY ARE BYE ). anyway, as i said   ——   demiboy. panromantic ( very romantic, a huge dreamer. the type to imagine cute scenarios with their crush before falling asleep ). pansexual, though the most attracted to masculine physique buT !! they’re too self-conscious n emotion-dependent that they can’t have sex with just about anyone. n o. byee. like, the thought of getting naked in front of someone is terrifying to them, so they really need to trust n know the person. i wouldn’t call them demisexual though, since they do experience sexual attraction without having an emotional bond, they just … can’t let go of their ~stupid insecurities~

[ FOOD TW ] they don’t eat meat. yes, they do love animals n feel sad about those poor things, but that’s not the main reason why they don’t eat it. the smell, the look, the taste of meat makes them incredibly sick. when they were smol & had any sort of meat for lunch, they’d sit at the table for 5 hours n eat everything BUT the meat. most of the time, they used to give it to their dog who was v chubby bc of them. lunch was the worst time of the whole day for them, it was suuuuuuuper bad, especially since their parents didn’t understand their problem n called them spoiled. now that they live alone they’re super happy cause they can eat whatever they want ( sweets n pastries ). this bish ALWAYS has a lollipop in their mouth n a candy bar with them.

why are they obsessed with lollipops ? thanks to them they destroy their nails n cuticles LESS when bored, since their mouth is occupied. you can determine how life’s goin for daehyun just by looking at their hands. when everything’s good, their nails are painted ( the execution n design also say a lot about how much free time they have n how clear their head is ). when everything’s shit, they aren’t painted, they are bloody and sore, skin completely damaged, so much that it hurts to touch items with the very tips of their fingers. everything burns n they’re wincing 25/8.

they always have literally everything with them. you need a tissue, a comb, a hair brush, a band-aid, a hand sanitizer, a nail polish, some water, something sweet, a set of stem cells & a cure for every illness in the world ? they have it all. they’re always prepared for every situation. this is bc of their huge fear of facing a situation for the first time unprepared. also … you should never make them order food on their own or make a serious phone call or wtvr bc .. they can’t do that. literally, coming to the US all alone was so tRAUMATIC you don’t even know.

they’re fluent in english, but pls don’t throw big words at them :( they feel so embarrassed when they don’t know what something means. they go home & write the new word on one of their colourful cards, along with its translation to korean, a smol explanation & an example sentence n they have loads of those cards that they reread whenever they have time. when they learn a new word, they love showing off lmao dumbass

while they were back in korea n spending time on youtube, they used to watch a lot of kpop mvs + makeup tutorials n fell in love with makeup n wanted to look as beautiful as the people in those videos. they started stealin their mother’s makeup n used to be awful at paintin’ their face, but got better with time. they used to save money for eyeliners n primers n highlighters n all sort of shit n they’d hide all the products in their room n play with them whenever they were home alone. they still do that now that they are in america & they know it’s their true passion & call, but they are so discouraged by the fact that they can’t even walk outside wearing makeup. they aint confident enough & still don’t think they can pull it off.

they made a new youtube account with the intention to post their own tutorials, but … mm, there’s still 0 uploaded videos on that channel

i’ve been struggling to decide which hair colour to go with … platinum blonde, silver or pink n i chose …pink. they’ve been dyeing it pink ever since they came to the states.

they’ve never been in an actual relationship. never cuddled, or did couple-y things. their professor took their virginity, so … ya. that’s one of the reasons why they’re refusing to let him go.

[MEDICATION TW] as i mentioned before, they were a weak child who was often sick and had bad migraines ,,, this sort of got them hooked on medication ?? like, they will convince themself that their head is hurting and jus pop a pill without any need to do so ,,,, like, they are 110% sure they need pills to function normally every single day.

nature !! the world !! they love it.

aesthetics hoe !!!!!!!!! will sell their soul for the things that please their senses

they know how to draw well. they lololololove drawing comic book characters. like, they have their own characters already

dancing !!! especially contemporary ! bc ,,, i have a lot of those gifs n icons that i gotta use

loves apples ?

wants a cat. d e s p e r a t e l y

PERSONALITY:

i think it’s quite obvious that they’re a very anxious, shy & alert person 24/7 and i guess that you can see how their upbringing had a lot to do with it. i don’t view their shyness as cute and adorable, but they definitely aren’t grim either. they’re just closed-off. they’re not used to sharing personal stuff with other people, at least not face to face. online, everything’s different.

most of the time they’re like … “uhhhhh, people - i’d rather not. that can get me in a lot of awkward n uncomfortable situations n i’d rather avoid that’. they don’t find solitude depressing. they enjoy their alone time, they find comfort in it. they haven’t actually made an effort to make friends here ?? like …,,,.., i don’t think they care. they are very aware of the fact that their social skills suck & as i said a part of them doesn’t give a damn, but … another part is worried bc if they truly want to be in the makeup world, they will have to learn to be a people person, have a fantastic charisma n ,, talk to people ? lmao

their zodiac sign is pisces n they HATE IT lol they’re like “i’m not a whiny baby emo dreamer ew go away” so they keep telling people that their zodiac sign is aquarius bc it’s close enough n they find them cool n admire the description of the seemingly stoic sign that goes through life with their brain rather than their heart. they love to think that they’re strong n logical, that they’re not emotional … but that’s not the case. it’s all an act really

once you demolish their shell, you’ll find the most adorable creature in the whole entire universe ?/ they also love tellin stupid jokes. they almost never finish them bc they laugh too hard at em

they get attached to people VERY easily n then they can’t live without them n that freaks them the fuck out. like. they fall in love ten times a day. im. not. kiddin.

they’re all about living life to the fullest, they just have a bit different vision of what true livin is lmao

philosophical af ? hates small talk, always wants to talk abt deep shit

the type to send you memes and stuff that reminds them of you

WANTED CONNECTIONS:

this is so important. online friends. they met online a couple of years ago ( we’ll figure out how ) n now they’re both here and ? hyunnie is so scared to meet them bc they’re afraid that person won’t like them irl, but the desire is bigger than the fear !

similar to the previous one, but it was a long distance relationship ( it ended bc the distance was too much ig ). they only chatted, but they know everything about each other. they were infuriated every single day bc they couldn’t physically feel each other, but they still planned a future together, or at least meeting irl … maybe they now finally have a chance ?

crush. as i said, hyunnie falls quickly for a person. it can be unrequited. it’s just someone they daydream about n sigh over. or it can be the other way around, but hyunnie is quite clueless n doesn’t pick up on their hints.

professor’s kid. yup, hyunnie is sleeping with their dad. n they found out ?? yikes.

first irl american friend. they literally helped them so much, explained how things work n stuff. they’ll forever be in their debt.

friends ?? the plot depends on your charrie tbh but dw about it, i usually have 57430865026701348 ideas, so ya.

i have no idea what else ,,,, imma go make a wanted connections tag n reblog some plots probably. bUT HEY feel free to send plots my way, i luv that