#faby watched disney movies

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

Watching Mary Poppins Returns with faby x @lil-koala

"the lovely london sky" and it's just...smog.

"he (lin manuel miranda) didn't even say good morning back, what an asshole."

"i have doubts regarding his artistic ability"

"why are these kids like 50 years old? they remind me of manny from modern family"

"oh my god i want her so bad"

"georgie is a fucking menace"

"he's like 2...no he's like 3 or 4...i have this thing where i can't percieve age"

"bitch you don't have time to be reminiscing"

"the realism in this movie" /s

"I want her to be my nanny"

"maybe it's not the same kind of love i have for you, but it's almost there"

"ok but like what do children do when they're three? what do they do when they're two?"

"oh so its like her period" - about Topsy

mary: "how different can it be from riding an elephant?

faby: "thats what i call my dick"

"why are movies about nanny's that come and go so popular?"

"and they never say goodbye!"

"I guess you can't serve cunt forever"

[jksluvcult]

was tagged by fabi @utopiajeon to do this this or that (the ones including plants/nature literally how to choose):

indoor plants or gardens // cloud-watching or star-gazing // water or fire // paperback or hardcover // running or hiking // sleeping with socks or without socks // fruit or vegetables // hanging plants or succulents // dark wood or light wood // handwritten or typed // instagram or pinterest // braids or pigtails // dc or marvel // books or movies // oceans or meadows // forests or fields // sweet or salty // ice cream or chocolate // hoodies or sweaters // long hair or short hair // piercings or tattoos // summer or winter // boots or sneakers // cars or motorcycles // curls or straight hair // castles or cottages // sunny days or storms // reptiles or birds // disney or nickelodeon // strawberries or watermelon // essays or posters // phones or laptops // glass or stone // dark or light // photos or paintings // circuses or theatres // reading or writing // dogs or cats // poetry or novels // monsters or ghosts // thrift shops or libraries // fiction or non-fiction

thank you ♡

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[criminalmindsgonewrong]

watching The Tigger Movie with faby:

me: "why is he so little? pigs are huge?" faby: "HE'S A LET. A PIG. LET."

"OMG i get it! KANGA ROO! i never put it together until now"

"tigger is my favourite he's so bouncy and so excited to live"

"now this motherfucker is annoying" (about rabbit)

"nah he ate with this technique" (about tigger's bouncing)

"(kanga) is such a milf"

"i would be that motherfucker (piglet) in this world. that's how short i am"

"you guys are so mean to tigger"

(about owl) "it's giving rossi"

*tigger puts 100 ice cubes into his tea* "me in england for the first time"

"here's the thing though. if they're all tiggers, what's his name? it's like if my name was human."

"he literally fucking steals from the bees what a fucking capitalist"

"why didn't they sting him ok plot armour"

"i wish my bed was hexagonal"

"oh he has seasonal depression maybe i should send him the twitter thread"

"omg this cured my depression."

***imagine everything from this point onwards through tears***

"omg he made a cake. he's so excited"

"i hate this movie"

"okay shakespeare"

"they're dressed like tiggers and you're looking at stuffed animals?"

"stop i literally cannot watch this."

"who came up with this plot i just wanna talk"

"no there's a storm don't go outside!"

tigger: "ttfe. tata for ever" faby, through tears: "noooo not forever forever is one word bestie"

pooh: "poor tigger all alone in the cold" faby: "and you guys aren't even fucking looking for him he could be fucking dying of frostbite"

"why is the child the only one doing anything he's literally three years old"

"why did you make me watch this"

"why are you staring at me? because i'm crying?"

"can you tell i have family issues"

"i love how he thinks families live in a tree, like a family tree. that's so cute"

*fully sobbing* "no he's crying. no. i'm gonna kill myself"

"where is roos mom? she's never there. she lets him go off and do things like be in an avalanche by himself. i love how all of them just let him go..."

"bouncing besties"

"ok slay obstacle course. 10/10"

"omg my head hurts from all of the crying"

"as if he could die he's a stuffed animal"

tigger: "you fellas are my family?" faby: "yes bitch thats the whole point of the movie"

*about roo* "he wants a gift too bitch (tigger) like where is his gift"

"ITS THE LOCKET I KNEW IT"

"no i cant watch the credits i cant"

"that was emotionally exhausting but in a good way. in a fulfilling way"

cry count: it was pretty constant tbh x

@lil-koala i love you <3

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

watching Oliver & Company with faby;

"if this is the movie I'm gonna kill myself"

"this is the worst movie 0/10"

"He has no house, his box broke"

"we're 3 minutes in and I'm sobbing"

"oh he's a fuckboy dog" (about dodger)

"why would you even want that sausage its been dragged around half of New york"

*about Rita* oh that's emily

*later, about Georgette* no thats emily

*thinking Georgette is so slay until this moment*

"she looks fucking 60"

"Oliver is my favourite omg he's so little-shut the fuck up I would kill myself" (because the kitchen was messy 😭)

*almost crying because he tried ice cream for the first time"

*when Oliver is telling them he wants to go back* *gasps* you little asshole

"stop why are you showing me this its the saddest movie ever"

“second time he’s been electrocuted. he’s gonna have no neurons left”

“thats not even physically possible”

“ofc his bestie is gonna save him”

*genuine gasp* “oh no, his bling! he lost it!”

“they just killed two dogs and a man on screen, this movie should be rated r”

“bitch is dead”

“plot armour for fucking real bro”

“aw the gays”

“THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS”

“i feel so fulfilled”

“8/10. 8/10.”

cry count: 3

bonus quote: you know who the original milfs are? the fairy godmothers from sleeping beauty