#f1 race also fun but they would be more sponsor/celeb than person and the ranch has justttt enough personal privacy/control to straddle it
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moonshynecybin · 2 days ago
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Hi hello i was scrolling through and found this. WHAT does the date consist of? Does the sponsor (take advantage) and force them to film it for promo? Is it a silly date? Dinner date? Excursion to f1 date? Track time at the ranch date? Hilariously related to the sponsor date? Obviously marc would say yes to the filming bc he IS addicted to sponsor money:( (the sponsor is paying them A LOT for the opportunity to make this a commercial)
this would be after vale bidding at the marc date auction sorta soft launched the reconciliation (if vale announces it like it’s a JOKE that SUPRISES everyone i think it makes it a more bearable ego-loss in his brain lol) then wellllll the next move from the valentino rossi i have reconciled with one of my historic rivals playbook, as we have recently seen, is a track day at the ranch. inviting him back into that circle. still publicly with a bit of an upper hand because it’s his territory, still enough plausible deniability of professionalism, but it’s marc and marc will whip everyone’s entire ass without a thought for how that will go over at dinner, and it’s a short drive to get to vale’s bed at the 2004 yamaha m1 beside it. perfect compromise, they’re both happy, so i think it’s very much scenes of marc carving through the academy nastystyle on that dirt bike and open mouth laughing at one of vale’s bad jokes and cele following behind with his little gopro as they do crazy shit into corners and then them talking for so long that they’re the last to shower (on purpose they do this. on purpose. they are gross on purpose.) and giving each other sloppy handjobs pressed up against the tile after everyone else has trundled off to dinner to eat their phallic meats. night ends with psychosexual mindgames by the bonfire and marc getting drunk on the expensive ass bottle of wine that vale had flown in just to watch his eyes SPARKLE in the firelight
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