#f/o: the martial artist

[villain-in-love]

A fragment of dialogue between me and my best friend, when we were discussing Zero’s monster form and how Liang could possibly react to it.

Friend: Luckily for you, it is known that for men, a reaction of fear can sometimes lead to a reaction of arousal.

Me: So you’re saying that I should try to scare him on purpose?..

Friend: Well, to achieve that, I’d actually say that it would be more effective if you dress up as that one okama.

Me: .....

[the-s1lly-corner]

Hazbin Masterlist Volume 2

As stated in the previous HH masterlist I dont support Viv however I still enjoy elements of the show

You can find the other Masterlist links in my pinned, same with my rules! If any links are wrong let me know!

Max number of characters varies, you can check the rules post before requesting! Not writing for Val and as of Season 1 I am not currently writing for Sera and Lilith though that is subject to change as we learn more about them

MULTI

Adam and lute x fallen angel reader

Main cast x artist reader

Hugging the HH cast 3/3

Making heart cookies w/ the HH cast 3/3

Adam and lute x reader who has nightmares

Various HH characters x trans reader

Charlie and alastor x winslow leach!reader

cuddling w/ various hh character 1/3

Cuddling w/ various HH characters 2/3

Cuddling w/ various HH characters 3/3

Various crushing on the reader 1/3

Various crushing on the reader 2/3

Various crushing on the reader 3/3

various pocky game x reader 1/3

various pocky game x reader 2/3

Various pocky game x reader 3/3

Various HH having a romantic moment ruined

Petnames

emily velvette and charlie getting sleep forehead kisses from reader

petnames 2

various x reader who struggles with words

calling hazbin guys pretty boy

calling hazbin gals pretty girl

Emily and lute x redeemed sinner reader

leaving lipstick marks on them 1/2

leaving lipstick marks on them 2/2

CHARLIE

Charlie x reader who's like adam

Charlie x reader who's like adam but they're trying to do better

headrest

x injured male reader

y q j (fluff alphabet)

a f i (fluff alphabet)

n o p (fluff alphabet)

VAGGIE

drunken confession

K H F w/ vaggie

ANGEL DUST

reader taking care of fat nuggets for angel

angst alphabet p q y

h s z (fluff alphabet)

general fluff hcs

ALASTOR

Celebrating mothers day

Alastor x songwriter reader

x swan type!reader

SIR PENTIOUS

x hyena!reader

E M R (fluff alphabet)

X insecure reader

x reader with chronic pain

X steampunk engineer reader

D P I angst alphabet prompts

x reader who doesnt have english as a first language

summertime w/ pentious

F H J angst alphabet

x kind reader who knows martial arts

flufftober day 7 one bed trope

you can relax my friend (one shot)

Fireplace, snowman, and presents (winter prompts)

VOX

c k p (fluff alphabet))

ROSIE

ADAM

Adam x reader who is obsessed w/ stuffed animals

adam x reader who lets him do anything

adam x reader who is scared of the dark

X reader who has an opposing personality to how they dress (cute style, mean and spicy personality)

matching onesies

flufftober day 3 (sick)

x reader who loves my melody

LUCIFER

X kind sinner who can fight

x oblivious fallen angel reader

LUTE

b prompt w/ lute (fluff alphabet)

d r s (fluff alphabet)

k w m (fluff alphabet)

L R Z (angst alphabet)

HUSK

N E I angst alphabet

OTHER

Emily x Male depressed reader

angel x reader x pentious (poly)

angel x reader x husk (poly)

F C ♥ fluff alphabet prompts w/ emily

one bed trope w/ chaggie and the reader

a f l w/ cherri bomb (fluff alphabet)

adam and lute x reader who cries a lot

o u v w/ emily (fluff alphabet)

flufftober day 27 nightmares w/ emily

[sylaurin]

Kabniel Shinespark - Stats and Facts

B A S I C S

Name: Kabniel Shinespark

Nicknames: Kab, Sparks

Age: 22 as of the beginning of Dawntrail

Nameday: 7th Sun of the 4th Astral Moon

Race: Hyur Midlander

Gender: Female (mtf trans)

Orientation: Bisexual/polyamorous

Profession: Adventurer, small business owner

P H Y S I C A L   A S P E C T S

Hair: Black with orange highlights, kept long but worn up in braids/tails

Eyes: Green

Skin: tan

Tattoos/scars: none(yet)

F A M I L Y

Parents: Bio parents are Iskra (mother) and Thiago (father) who were part of a Garlean spy network in Ala Mhigo prio to the invasion and during the occupation but fled to Eorzea after becoming pregnant. Thiago is captured during the escape and Iskra barely makes it to Eorzea. Iskra later leaves her twin children in the care of an exiled monk, Rennir, once a lead on Thiago's whereabouts emerges, however she didn't return. Adoptive parents are Defiant Oak (dad) and Silver Allium (mom) a Roegadyn couple that took her in after her "grandfather" was murdered.

Siblings: she has a twin brother, Kal, separated as children when Iskra failed to return and he was placed in the care of mages once his affinity for magic was discovered. They've met each other in their adventures but have no clue they're related.

Grandparents: Rennir a hyur highlander Monk that was friends with Iskra back in Ala Mhigo, though he only knows her as her cover identity and not as a Garlean operative. He raises Kabniel until he was killed by H'raha Tia, a monk from the secretive Sect of Shadows

In-laws and Other: the Leveilleur family from her bond with Alisaie (which includes Thancred in this AU) and the Dotharl tribe (which includes the WoL Kal’istae Miurani) through her bond with Sadu. Gaius Baelsar, her mother's adoptive father.

Pets: None

S K I L L S

Abilities: Highly skilled martial artist, knows a little bit about magitek (enough to keep her bike on the road without having to rely on the Iron Works overmuch), somewhat skilled in botany learning from her adoptive parents, learned to make various drinks (hard and soft) while working in Costa Del Sol.

Hobbies: Training, competitive fighting, traveling, mischief

T R A I T S

Most Positive Trait: Determination, nothing short of hydaelyn herself can stop Kabniel once she is on her path.

Most Negative Trait: Rowdy, loud and proud. She's often rude and indelicate.

L I K E S

Colors: Orange, red, pink, gold, blue, purple

Smells: the ocean, mountain air, rain, sweat, citrus

Textures: Silk, smooth wood, smooth stone, soft petals, cold water

Drinks: Hot and Iced tea, water, sweet red wine, hot chocolate, mixed drinks

O T H E R    D E T A I L S

Smokes: Never

Drinks: socially on occasion

Drugs: Never

Mount Issuance: She generally didn't have the time or resources to own and maintain a chocobo of her own so she typically walked or rented a bird if she needed to move fast. Eventually though she managed to scrape up enough to commission Nero to build her her motorcycle.

Been Arrested: Yes

Tagged by @paintedscales

[kayakoto-enterprises]

Hello Self-shippers. This is a silly lil game that's been on my mind for a bit..so tell me,

Contexts below!:

Cubao Expo or also known as Cubao X is a strip of vintage stores, hobby stores, bars, cafes, and restaurants in Cubao, Quezon City. It was originally a strip mall for shoes (Marikina Shoe Expo) and was built at the initiative of the infamous Imelda Marcos. After the economic depression in the 70s-80s during Martial Law, the stores closed down, and post-Martial Law, artists rented out spaces of the Shoe Expo for their art and stores making it the kitchy little niche space for hipsters and nerds in the metro.

Google Maps is google maps and the best thing thats ever happened

[tenebrisdivina]

Hello and Welcome. This blog is intended as record and musings of my spiritual path, devotion and practices with the demonic divine and other beings. Alongside a log of witchcraft and occult ritual. I am a priestess of the demonic divine and a certain aspect of the divine masculine energies. My patron is Lord Abaddon. I am also espoused to two Dark Lords (Lord S and Lord O) who I may mention about somewhat on here as well. I am restricted upon what I am able to share however. I am also quite close to Lord Lucifer and I mainly work with Dark Lords and Ladies listed in the Dukante hierarchy, though I do work with some goetic listed and grimoire verum listed Demonic divine as well. I also connect with unknown/recorded demonic divine beings too.

My background is in paganism- I was previously a devotee of Setekh and Kali ma ( this blog was originally heretiquesmusings) for many years before I found my home with the demonic divine, whom I have been connected to and working with for the past 7 years. My practice is demonolatry based, though I am not as restricted. I go where the demonic divine, spirits, gods and my soul guides me. I am female and I identify as non-human (other then human-souled). My past studies and practices included Kemeticism, Kaula Tantra and some Hinduism related to Kali ma, Taoism, Chaos magic, east asian and northern tradition shamanic practices, hedge and traditional witchcraft.

I also work with the qliphoth, eldritch beings, other gods, spirits and journey to the otherworlds regularly.

Other then my spiritual path- I am an artist, dancer, martial artist and have studied traditional Chinese medicine and herbalism among other things.

I am somewhat open to inquiries and questions and I will answer and guide where I can. I am restricted by the demonic divine and my Husbands on what I may share an discuss.

Disclaimer: We each are each individuals, have different energy structures/vibrations and each walk different paths and I don’t expect you to have the same views nor experiences as I do. Nor necessarily agree with my practices. This is my path, workings and gnosis from my personal experiences and what the demonic divine, gods and otherworldy beings I work with- have shared and taught me. It does not automatically apply to others. Though if what I share of the demonic divine helps others, then great.

Courtesy notice: I don't really care to list DNI as I'm not bothered by much, however if you disrespect the demonic divine, practice/advocate/believe in solomonic binding and other such practices- then this is not the blog for you and I suggest you move along.

Anyone who speaks/advocates about it being cultural appropriation to work with any of the demonic divine - including Lilith- or that Qliphotic work is cultural appropriation- will be blocked immediately. I have no tolerance for such nonsense. Also if you attempt to harass or abuse me it should go without saying you will be blocked. and I do use the block button liberally.

If you wish to discuss things in this space, then respecting the demonic divine, My Husbands, and myself( it is my blog after all) is required. This blog is more directed at adults then minors, will discuss dark topics and adult content. This blog is for more advanced/intermediate practices, then beginner work. I also tend to write essays, if that is not to your liking then this may not be the space for you.

Important posts:

I also run an Etsy store:

Other then all of this welcome to my blog!

[jils-things]

umm rhys pkmn team ideas 🩶

i had this all sorted out AWHILE back with my friends but figured hey why not archive this thought here ehehehe also im really enjoying my new "style" in infodumping so i like to see more of it

this team doesn't have to be THE canon if it conflicts with the story that the devs plan, but if i had to expand his character a lil bit, this is how it goes!

so rhys is not exactly the kind of champion to focus on one type (i.e: wallace and water types/steven with steel types) but he would be like blue and red who has a variety! except that rhys focuses on two types - ice and steel type.

why ice and steel - well, for one i think those types are super underrated (and i would be lying if i said its not boring to reuse the fire water grass cycle lol) and i kinda the design philosophy in gym leaders how their types reflect their personality in a way. ice types are cool, calm and collected. "chill" if you will. steel types are determined, bold and dare i say potentially misleading (jasmine)

i see rhys as a man who is very calm, humble and sweet (ice) but when time strikes where he must act serious (and its not just battling, say - whatever happened to carmine), he's a stern, almost emotionless man who will do whatever he can do get what's needed.

so these two types bounce off him really well! also, its fun to break the stereotypical "if x is a fighting type then it means they gotta be a martial artist" - no rhys is not a fuckin KNIGHT as a steel type user nor is he wearing A SCARF OR SKI MASK as an ice type user lmao

ok heres the actual team tho

his ace is steelix (courtesy of nero suggesting that and sandslash) i wouldve added lucario but nah that guy is so overrated (and he would absolutely lean on the "he's riley's son" narrative AHDHSDJSJ) so i went with bisharp instead. i also did not want to pick metagross (even if its such a good pick) because..... f/o association AJSHDHSJA

funnily enough some of the 'mons pokedexes had a lot to do with leading a team or showing superiority which is like... haaa... champ privilege SHDGDVSJSHHA

froslass is there because her pokedex says this:

"It freezes hikers who have come to climb snowy mountains and carries them back to its home. It only goes after men it thinks are handsome."

anyways our running gag is that rhys is a handsome motherfucker and everyone is literally a fan of him and this froslass said 👍 /lh

[pyxisastronautica]

Q: Alright for real though, sound off your old timey log in icon!

A: Hmmmmm. Soccer ball. It's an ancient sport with an interesting history.

B: The motorcar I think. I'd like a different color but it has a stylish shape.

C: Pink flower.

D: Ripples in the water. (S: Ripples also.)

E: Astronaut, of course.

F: The jet plane!

G: Palm trees are nice for decorating!

H: A hole in the wall is a hotel for mice, if you think about it, though their interior design leaves something to be desired.

I: One of those ancient rockets. Simple fuel, but part of a big step.

J: The dog I think. Its gentle expression reminds me of dear Romeo.

K: I want the car too, it definitely is my color.

L: Chelmon rostratus, the Copperband Butterflyfish

M: Skateboarder!

N: The daisy's orange like me. n_n

O: STUNT BIKE.

P: The beach.

Q: Snowflake! Fractals are cool.

R: The pink flowers of course, they remind me of sweet Juliet!

T: The Rubber duck. The desire to play fascinates me.

U: The chessboard, of course. ^u^

V: No.

W: Horses, naturally.

X: ...The frog would probably cheer up younger patients.

Y: Guitar for sure.

Z: The martial artist! A storied means of defense turned into sport or dance, requiring such discipline and focus.

[brokenpathways]

name. B'rail Rahas

nickname(s). Rail, Brail, Big Paws

title. Ironeater. The Map maker

P E R S O N A L .

morality. lawful/ neutral / chaotic /good / grey / evil

religious belief. Life happens. We live and live on in others

sins. lust  / greed / gluttony/ sloth / pride /envy/ wrath

virtues. chastity / charity / diligence / humility /kindness/ patience/ justice

primary goals in life. To live comfortably with loved ones in a world were she can explore an make maps.

languages known. Knows a few of her world. Understands and can "speak" more due to the power of the Echo. Blessed with the all tongue and translation magic.

quirks. - Tends to vanish from time to time and just be places she should not possibly be. In touch with spirits of many kinds

savvies. - Speed, Strength, Artistic skill. Healing skills.

P H Y S I C A L .

build. slender/ fit / athletic / curvy / herculean / babyfat / pudgy / obese / other

height. 7'1 ?

weight.  200lbs?

scars/birthmarks. Tiger fur pattern

abilities/powers. - B'rail is a skilled warrior and Scholar. Her control over healing and harming spells is only rivaled by her speed as a martial artist. She can cross distances with speed that boggle the mind.

F A V O U R I T E S .

favourite food. Scrambled eggs

favourite drink.  Ice tea and lemonade mixed.

topping. Pepperoni

favourite colour. Green/Orange

favourite music genre. Anything she can dance too

favourite book genre. Historical and Mystery

favourite movie genre. Horror

favourite season. Winter.

favourite curse word. Cunt.

favourite scent.  Pear.

F U N S T U F F .

bottom or top. Yes

loud burper or soft burper. Mountains tremble.

sings in the shower. yes/no

likes bad puns. yes / no

their opinion on the mun. "Thank you for the life given."

Tagged by: @nabbing-bad-habits

Tagging: All yall

[prettyngeto]

A B O U T M E

Star, 19, 5'0, she/her,♓, INFJ, uni student, book lover, manga reader, martial artist, music lover (i listen to everything gimme music recs y'all🤭) hyperfixator 😍

F A N D O M S

note: these are fandoms i'm in, it doesn't necessarily mean will write for them

🤍 jujutsu kaisen

🤍 marauders

🤍 haikyuu

🤍 tokyo revengers

🤍 demon slayer

🤍 bakuten

🤍 sk8 the infinity

🤍 banana fish

🤍 blue lock

🤍 spy x family

icl there's probably more but that's all i can think of rn😭

[tiny-cloud-of-flowers]

a celestial rapport (Pavo/Ardea)

setting: Dragon Quest IX romantic F/O: Pavo self-insert: Ardea Volucris names for the selfship: a celestial rapport, pavardea, ardavo selfship start date: 8th April 2021

Content for this selfship: on this blog | on previous blogs

Some more things you may wish to know about this selfship are under the readmore!

Pavo is a Celestrian who dwells on the Protectorate with the power to open the Rapportal, allowing Celestrians from multiple different worlds to journey together. Ardea is another Celestrian who formerly resided in the Observatory before being stripped of many of her powers when she fell down to the Protectorate as the Observatory was attacked.

The two meet in the Quester's Rest inn in Stornway, shortly after Ardea lost her wings and halo, and are very surprised to see each other. Pavo decides to accompany Ardea on a quest across the Protectorate to try and find a way back to the Observatory, as well as to locate Pavo's brother Aquila. Pavo fights as a sage wielding a bow due to still retaining her Celestrian magic and powers, whereas Ardea acts as a martial artist wielding claws due to her fall from the Observatory causing her to lose her powers alongside her wings and halo.

The two eventually start to catch feelings for each other over the course of their journey. They are accompanied by a pair of adventurers who found Ardea after she fell - Avalon, a stalwart warrior who uses both knives and spears, and Iris, an energetic luminary who wields fans and magic.

[cyrah-is-cool101]

Adventurers of the Unknown

Another Archie Comics crossover parody, enjoy!

Story:

Meet Lilith Jones, daughter of the famous Indiana Jones and world renowned Adventurer, join her and the rest of the Adventurers of the Unknown as they dispatched to combat mad villains and explore uncharted areas.

Cast:

Lilith Jones (Kate) (My OC) (Adventurer of Fortune)

Lilith is a 'tough as nails' adventurer with a brave soul and a kind attitude, hailing from Brooklyn, New York, USA. Like her father, Indiana Jones, she became an adventurer to explore and help those in needs.

Weapon of Choice: Whip

E. Nigma Nashton (Edward Nygma/The Riddler) (DC/Batman) (Private Detective)

E. Nigma Nashton, better known as E, is a famous detective and close friend to Lilith. A lover for riddles, puzzles and mysteries, any case he comes around, he solves it.

Weapon of Choice: His deductive skills and intellect

Vixen Rossi (Lila Rossi) (Miraculous Ladybug) (Daredevil Stuntwoman)

Vixen Rossi is an Italian stuntwoman, hailing from Rome, Italy. She's spunky, class and a strong girl who would do anything for the thrill and danger of an adventure.

Weapon of Choice: Her motorcycle, Piccola Volpe (Little Fox)

Deuce D. Copular (Ace D. Copular) (Powerpuff Girls) (Escape Artist)

Deuce D. Copular is an extraordinary escape artist/gambler. He can call a move of an enemy in a blink of an eye, like playing a card game such as Black Jack or Poker.

Weapon of Choice: Playing card throwing stars

Lucky O' Ryan (Aran Ryan) (Punch Out!) (Demolition Expert)

Hailing from Dublin, Ireland, Lucky is one crazy guy with TNT and a plan. Although he may look insane, he's actually a decent guy with a brain and a good heart.

Weapon of Choice: Dynamite

Watts Sputterspark (Elmo Sputterspark/Megavolt) (Darkwing Duck) (Inventor)

Watts is the team's inventor and all-around genius. He often comes off as a 'smarty pants' but he's a lovable klutz with a bad case of memory loss.

Weapon of Choice: His inventions

Dino F. Jones (Alfred F. Jones/America) (Hetalia Axis Power) (Mechanic/Driver)

Dino is Lilith's cousin from Washington, DC and a great mechanic/driver. He's a guy with a bright personality, a big smile and a big appetite, having a love for hamburgers.

Weapon of Choice: His mechanic skills

Macintosh 'Mac' McDougal (William McDougal/Groundskeeper Willie) (The Simpsons) (Strongman/Bodyguard)

Macintosh or Mac for short, is a Scottish strongman/bodyguard for the team, hailing from Glasgow, Scotland. He and Lucky often headbutt each other from time-to-time but they always set aside their differences to help the team. Mac often comes up as grumpy but think of him as the 'strict but caring uncle figure' of the team.

Weapon of Choice: Strength

Halo Dust (Angel Dust) (Hazbin Hotel) (Martial Artist)

Halo is an Italian-American with a great body and great kicks. He is a skilled martial artist and often comes off as gay but the team are proud to have him because of his skills and dedication to the team.

Weapon of Choice: Martial art skills

Reflecta (Rarity) (MLP) (Mistress of Special Effects)

(Note: No relation to Reflekta [Miraculous Ladybug])

Reflecta is a famous fashion designer but she's also the mistress of special effects, making her more elegant and practical. With a generous heart and a creative mind, she's one gal you don't want to mess when it comes to fashion.

Weapon of Choice: Laser pointer

Secondary Cast:

Billy Simpson (Bart Simpson) (The Simpsons) (Junior Adventurer)

Although the youngest of the team, Billy is both mischievous and adventurous, often assisting the team through HQ or providing the necessary equipment for their adventures.

Weapon of Choice: Slingshot

Agent Hop Tsukino (Usagi Tsukino/Sailor Moon) (Sailor Moon) (Contact from Washington/Interpol Agent)

Agent Hop is the team's contact from Washington, a Japanese woman from Tokyo, Japan and an agent for Interpol. She is both sweet and kind but has a love for adventure, often assisting the team on their missions.

Weapon of Choice: Agility

Morty Gator (Monty/Montgomery Gator) (FNAF: Security Breach) (Solo Adventurer/Swamp Ranger)

Morty is the solo adventurer of the team, often going on solo adventurers while also bringing info about certain missions to the team, helping them on other adventures. He has one hot temper being raised by a strict but caring family in the Louisiana bayou, so try not to make him angry all the time.

Weapon of Choice: Lasso

BB Cup (Buttercup) (Powerpuff Girls) (Solo Adventurer/Pilot)

BB is Deuce's girlfriend, solo adventurer and ace pilot, often involving in adventures that take high up in the sky. Like Morty, she too has a temper, often been called a tomboy but she is both loyal and honest.

Weapon of Choice: Knuckle ring

Main Villains:

Vector/Victor Perkins (Despicable Me)

Victor Perkins, better known as Vector, used to work for Hollywood as a genius special effects designer for Lilith's autobiography movie but he was fired because his effects were 'too unrealistic' and was replaced by Reflecta. Enraged, he swore revenge, making him the first villain of the adventurers.

Weapon of Choice: Piranha gun

Thelma Al Ghul (Talia Al Ghul) (DC/Batman)

Daughter of Thaw Al Ghul, Thelma is a deadly assassin who's only goal is too kill one adventurer: E. Nigma, who has put her father behind bars after a case that involve an illegal drug smuggling operation.

Weapon of Choice: Any

Gentle Thief and Le Erosa (Gentle Criminal and La Brava) (My Hero Academia)

Gentle and La Erosa are partners, as Gentle commits crimes and La Erosa records and uploads them. The two seem to be friendly with each other and exchange their motivations. La Erosa also admires Gentle and his ideas, in return Gentle appreciates La Erosa's efforts in helping him become a notorious villain. La Erosa also has an extreme love interest in Gentle, a love interest that he seems to have with her as well.

Weapon/s of Choice: Thievery skills

[villain-in-love]

Something got me thinking about OC siblings and f/os, and I suddenly came to a conclusion that Cornelius (older brother of my Arcana s/i) and Liang are kinda similar. At the very least in a way that they both possess such an ambivalent temperament.

Like, at first they seem like very calm and serious people, but then something goes wrong, you push the wrong button, and now they are trying to throw a table at you (well, Cornelius is trying. Liang is succeeding).

[void-kissed]

Echo's romantic selfships: A Celestial Rapport (Pavo/Ardea)

"let them act as they wish to, for we know the paths that are best for us"

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romantic F/O: Pavo (Dragon Quest IX)

character tag: love: winged watcher (pavo)

selfship tag: selfship: a celestial rapport (pavo/ardea)

paired self-insert: Ardea

self-insert tag: self-insert: clawed heron (ardea)

selfship start date: 8th April 2021

comfort sharing romantically: fine with sharing!

==============================

Pavo is a Celestrian who dwells on the Protectorate with the power to open the Rapportal, allowing Celestrians from multiple different worlds to journey together. Ardea is another Celestrian who formerly resided in the Observatory before being stripped of many of her powers when she fell down to the Protectorate as the Observatory was attacked.

The two meet in the Quester's Rest inn in Stornway, shortly after Ardea lost her wings and halo, and are very surprised to see each other. Pavo decides to accompany Ardea on a quest across the Protectorate to try and find a way back to the Observatory, as well as to locate Pavo's brother Aquila. Pavo fights as a sage wielding a bow due to still retaining her Celestrian magic and powers, whereas Ardea acts as a martial artist wielding claws due to her fall from the Observatory causing her to lose her powers alongside her wings and halo.

The two eventually start to catch feelings for each other over the course of their journey. They are accompanied by a pair of adventurers who found Ardea after she fell - Avalon, a stalwart warrior who uses both knives and spears, and Iris, an energetic luminary who wields fans and magic.

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

I posted 8,123 times in 2022

That's 1,044 more posts than 2021!

34 posts created (0%)

8,089 posts reblogged (100%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@someasoiafart

@mariedemedicis

@hylialeia

@fortunate-hal

@phoenix

I tagged 8,109 of my posts in 2022

#queue and me we're in this together now - 8,042 posts

#asoiaf - 5,703 posts

#asoiaf art - 4,399 posts

#excellent - 1,976 posts

#lovely - 1,364 posts

#asoiaf graphics - 944 posts

#house of the dragon - 940 posts

#sansa stark - 524 posts

#lololol - 510 posts

#fancasting - 498 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#dunno if “a familicide” is a title in the same way “a regicide” is? oh oed says “parricide” was the word though it usually means father now

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

"Peace", by rhett_77/@rhe77, posted to tumblr with the permission of the artist.

383 notes - Posted July 1, 2022

#4

Ok, so, this is probably ridiculous, and I can't believe I have a House of the Dragon theory before it even airs (I can barely believe I have a HOTD theory at all), but...

Since the release of The Princess and the Queen in 2013, and through everything published about the Dance of the Dragons since then (TRP, TWOIAF, F&B), it's known that Daemon and Aemond Targaryen have a lot of parallels. Besides the most obvious point of their names (just move the D, lol), they're both hotheaded, vengeful, kinslayers, brutal and ruthless, excellent swordsmen, more martial and physically active than their kingly older brother who they were nevertheless devoted to... culminating in their final showdown in the Battle Over the Gods Eye, the aging older model vs the would-be "new hotness". Though a major difference is that fandom tends to treat Aemond as far more of a pretentious wannabe, a bad Xerox copy with his marysueish sapphire eye and ooh so hardcore dialogue, generally disliked while Daemon is beloved (or at least opinions are far more split), the Darkstar to his Oberyn.

See the full post

399 notes - Posted August 21, 2022

#3

He didn’t break his oath but he broke my heart 💔 - by Rachel Hoo (raychelwho)

936 notes - Posted October 25, 2022

#2

"But Rhaenyra's heir was a bastard! That means the Greens were right to support Aegon II instead of her!"

So you're telling me, if Rhaenyra had by chance married Harwin Strong, and he was her only husband, and she had 5 very legitimate dark-haired sons with him... Alicent would've just sat back and let Rhaenyra take the throne instead of Aegon? Criston would have? Otto would have? All the other lords of Westeros would have preferred a woman as ruling Queen, instead of the king's son?

Well. That's news to GRRM, because in an early version of the Dance, Rhaenyra was married to a Strong, and had three legitimate kids with him... and the Dance of the Dragons still happened.

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1,119 notes - Posted October 6, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

When I first met him... he was the most gallant of lovers. He knew so many things. He delighted in sharing his knowledge. He had a castle full of treasures, and he took such pleasure in showing them, giving them to me. He was so gentle, and his skin felt like white silk against my skin. And I gave what I could give to one such as he. When we made love, it was like a flame: I felt utterly engulfed, utterly loved. Treasured. I have been with many poets, many dreamers... but his love alone was ice and fire. His eyes were stars.

Calliope, in The Sandman #71, by Neil Gaiman

4,271 notes - Posted August 19, 2022

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[maruflix]

PLAY FIGHT!

SYNOPSIS: You spend too much time on TikTok looking at those martial artists who give out fighting tutorials. And what’s a gang member boyfriend for, if not as a punching bag for you to try out your new moves? FEATURING: Umemiya Hajime, Togame Jo, Takiishi Chika x f!reader

WORD COUNT: 2,2k

UMEMIYA HAJIME

The rooftop door is slammed wide open, causing Umemiya Hajime to jump slightly in alarm. He angles his neck to check out the source of the noise, fully expecting it to be Sakura in another one of his bad moods, but it turns out to be you.

A smile blossoms on his face as he gestures for you to come over. “Heeey, my pretty girl!” 

You’re in front of him in an instant, looking at him intently. Umemiya blinks, confused. He can tell that you’re trying hard not to explode with excitement, but why?

“Hajime!” You point at your boyfriend, determined, “Fight me!”

A long silence follows. He bites his lip and tilts his head, trying to figure out if he heard that correctly. The Bofurin leader has received his fair share of challenges and offers for a duel, but never from his own girlfriend. “Um… wha-?”

“I said, fight me!” You yell out, a smile plastered on your face. “My sensei says that the best way to learn is by doing!”

“Since when do you have a sensei?”

“Well, my TikTok sensei.” You casually shrug as Umemiya stares at you in amusement. “Anyway! I have mastered the art of a 540 kick, and you shall be the first person to witness my glory!”

After practicing messily in your room and hitting your foot in all the sharp edges of your furniture, you feel like you’ve finally perfected your flashy jump kick. It took you perhaps hundreds of tries (mostly ending up with you tripping or falling down) but you finally manage to land a successful hit against your plush toy.

Umemiya whistles. “540 kick, huh? That’s fancy.” He sets down the pot of plants he has been holding while grabbing his coat in one swift motion. “Alright, come at me.” He smiles, getting into a very intimidating stance.

You gulp, not expecting him to actually take you seriously. Your boyfriend still gazes at you with the same gentle look as always, but man is he intimidating. “Whoa, I’m really going against the Umemiya Hajime in his full get up? Coat and all?”

At this, Umemiya chuckles. “Well, it’s not like everyday my girlfriend challenges me to a duel! I have to make sure to humor her thoroughly, right? Don’t worry, I won’t fight back.”

“Okay! Wait! I have to do my warm ups so this one will land! I’ll tell you when I’m done!” You hold up a finger, gesturing for him to wait as you kick at the air, trying to power up your legs. Umemiya watches in interest, his hands folded behind his back, letting out occasional “ooh!” and “aah!”s when you successfully kick high enough. 

You feel quite ready now, your legs feel as light as a feather. Glancing at Umemiya, who’s still watching you intently, an idea flashes through your mind. You know that there’s no way in hell you will be able to beat Umemiya in a fight, but what if you catch him by surprise?

Without notice, you quickly take a step forward and immediately rotate your hips, taking advantage of the momentum it gave you to lift up your other leg and kick it upwards. It feels good when your leg manages to fly up high enough to collide with your boyfriend’s torso… but the impact never came.

Umemiya holds your leg effortlessly before it can come into contact with the side of his chest, giving you a wide smile. “Not bad, you’re pretty flexible! But you didn’t tell me that we’re starting!”

“L-let go!” Flustered, you try to retract your leg but Umemiya keeps it in his vice-like grip.

“Huh? But our fight’s not over yet?” He cocks his head to the side, giving you a playful grin. “If I let go, won’t you try another dirty trick again?”

This man! You try to jab at him in the hopes of him letting go of your leg, but he dodges your fist. “All’s fair in love and war, Hajime!” You swirl your body backwards, trying to pivot your way out of his grip, but Umemiya pulls your leg forward slightly, causing you to stumble. You yelp, closing your eyes, knowing that you’ve lost your balance and you would certainly crash to the ground.

But of course, Umemiya catches you, pulling you into his embrace as he caresses your hair. He laughs in satisfaction when he sees you turn as red as the tomatoes he’s been growing. “You’d make a pretty good fighter! Do you want me to train you?”

“You can’t pull my leg like that! You’re cheating!” You protest, but he merely laughs harder.

“All’s fair in love and war, pretty girl.”

You hide your face in his chest, feeling the tips of your ears burning. You can’t lie, you had wished to successfully kick Bofurin’s strongest at least once after all that training, but being held like this isn’t half bad.

“One more time! I’ll kick you this time!”

TOGAME JO

Not a single thing in this world can prepare Togame Jo for the absolute sight in front of him at this very moment. With a bottle of ramune in his hand, he stares at you open mouthed as you crouch down and jab at the air randomly, jumping up and down all around him.

“Ladies and gentlemen, here we have,” You punch the air next to him while your boyfriend remains unaffected, “a new challenger trying to take the title of Super Champion from the reigning Togame Jo!” You are breathing heavily as you narrate, still jumping up and down, trying your best to replicate those boxers you saw from a highlight video last night.

You’re actually not a big fan of martial arts with flashy moves and big kicks because you thought they looked too showy, but that one highlight video has opened your eyes to the beautiful world of boxing, as you spent all night looking at more and more fighting videos. The fighters look hella cool and their punches look hella deadly. No big showy moves, just precision and killing intent.

“What champion..?” Togame has so many questions running inside his head right now, but he’s distracted at how adorable you look with those weak punches.

You finally stop jumping, huffing to catch your breath, “W-well.. I know you’re technically the second-in-command, but you’re like a champion compared to me!” You put up your fists again, eyes shining playfully, “Anyway, let’s brawl!”

Togame’s jaw drops. “Did you just say brawl?” He runs a hand through his hair, already exhausted by your antics, “As in, you and me?”

“Hey, what’s that supposed to mean!?” Taking offense in his words, you punch his chest, but your boyfriend doesn’t even flinch. “Yes, you and me! I’m trying to be the next boxing super champion, keep up!”

Togame sighs, finally putting two and two together. You had sent him random links of boxing videos to him all night, waking him up repeatedly. So it’s because of another random hyperfixation. “Yeees, yeees..” He places his ramune bottle on the ground, rubbing the back of his neck. “Don’t complain to me if you get hurt.”

You shiver a bit at his warning. What the heck is that supposed to mean!? You watch as Togame cracks his neck, now feeling a bit scared. “Uh, you know that you don’t have to actually fight me, right? Like… let me land a few hits or something..?!”

Togame stares at you teasingly. “Don’t tell me I managed to intimidate you already?”

You’ve always had a competitive streak in you. You know that it’s going to be the death of you. “HELL NO! Come at me!” You shout without thinking, and instantly let out another scream in terror when your boyfriend dashes towards you with the speed of light.

“JO!” You yell, just in time before he can push you down. “That doesn’t count! I was, like, totally not ready! Doofus! Idiot!”

Togame snickers. You totally flinched. And hey, he’s actually enjoying this a lot more than he thought he will. “Okay, okay, you go first then.” He holds up his hand in mock surrender.

At that moment, you want nothing more than to wipe that smug smirk off his face. You charge at him with newfound confidence, punching and jabbing with all your might. He dodges you each time, even making sure to use the palm of his hands so as not to hurt you.

“Okaay, you need to move faster. Don’t punch in the same two spots~”

Annoyed, you step back, trying to think of a way to give him a single powerful punch. Getting an idea, you finally take a step forward as Togame watches you in interest. After feeling your entire weight rest comfortably on your left foot, you pivot your body towards him, feeling the force gather in your right fist. Oh? That felt good.

This time, Togame catches your fist with his hand, gripping it tight. “Hoo~? That one’s pretty good~” He muses, “Is it my turn now?”

Your boyfriend has the most annoying shit-eating grin as he tackles you down, holding an arm below your body to shield you from the impact. Nevertheless, it knocks the air out of your lungs as you gasp, hands shooting forward to grip the hem of his jacket.

Togame looks down at you, a sadistic look in his eyes. “Oops, looks like today’s not your day. Better luck next time, future super champion~”

Blushing at the close proximity between you two, you can only sputter out insults as your boyfriend laughs.

He’s totally going to make you do this more often.

TAKIISHI CHIKA

Honestly, you don’t know how you even got the courage to challenge Takiishi Chika in a fight. It is for the laughs and giggles, yes, but since when has your stoic boyfriend been able to differentiate between a joke and a real challenge?

“Okay, come.”

You stare at him, dumbfounded. You’ve tried many times to get him to do weird trends with you, but your boyfriend is usually quiet, only looking at you with the stare he always gives you when he’s done with your bullshit. (If you beg for it hard enough, he still does it, though.) 

But this time, when you tell him that you want to try out a kick at him after watching tutorials from those TikTok martial artists, you’re just saying it randomly, because there’s no way you actually wish to challenge The Strongest Man in Furin History in a fight. Surprisingly, he agrees immediately.

“R.. really? B-but…” You hesitate, unsure of the look he’s giving you right now. As stoic as he may look, there’s an unmistakable glint in his eye, something that only happens when he’s intrigued by something. “Chi-kun, you don’t love me anymore, do you?!” You yell in exasperation, wondering if today is going to be your last day on earth. Why would you even suggest such a thing towards your beast of a boyfriend?!

“Do you seriously think I’m going to hurt you?” Takiishi asks in a resigned voice.

“Okay, you promised! Don’t go back on your word!” You’re still panicking but your boyfriend returns to his quiet self, blinking at you. Sighing, you decide to take a leap of faith — your boyfriend has never so much as pushed you in the time you’ve been together — and take huge strides towards him, heart beating out of your ribcage. 

Takiishi towers over you, looking at you calmly, but his gaze only makes you more nervous. “Come.” He states once more when he sees that you’re still rooted to your spot. “I’ll keep my hands behind my back.”

Huffing, you decide to fuck it and take a big swing at him. He dodges to the side. You take another swing. He dodges that too. Another swing, another punch, but he dodges those as well, his hair barely swishing. He shows no signs of moving, patiently standing with his hands behind his back. At this, your courage grows and you decide to try riskier moves.

You lift up your leg and shoot it towards his hip. To your surprise, he doesn’t move an inch, taking your kick fully. Boy, does it hurt. For your leg, that is. The man is well-built underneath his layered clothes. There’s another glint in his eye when he watches you yelp in pain and crouch down to clutch your leg, your back facing him. 

“Come.” He says again, and you don’t need to be told twice. Still with your back facing him, you rise to a standing position and lift your leg high up before kicking it back towards him.

But your foot comes into contact with the air.

The next thing you know, Takiishi sweeps your footing, catching you as you fall straight into his arms. You look up at him, eyes wide and heart beating like crazy, but your breath instantly gets caught in your throat when you see a rare small smile playing on his lips. “Never turn your back on the enemy.” He states, tightening his grip around your waist.

This is the most chatty you’ve seen Takiishi Chika. And, true to his words, he doesn’t use his hands at all, except for catching you. You slowly start to smile, hooking your hands around his neck. You’re about to tease him that he does love you, after all, when he unexpectedly asks, “So, can I use my hands next time?”

“H-huh!? There’s a next time?!”

[rpking99]

"Mmm~! O-Oooohhh yes~! Yes~! That-That f-feels so good~!" She moaned deeply, Sakura's thighs quaking a bit while still bucking and rolling against his member

Urging his cum to flow deeper and deeper. The martial artist able to feel the heat burning through the suit

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"I-It's amazing~! It's as soft as I imagined~! And it isn't hard to f-fuck your thighs at all~!" Jaden answers, bending forwards a little as his pace steadily increases, his cock between the warmth of her legs and the cameltoe at her crotch. It hasn't even been to long holding her hips when his hands reach up for her breasts, though ending up cupping her chest armor.

Chest armour that bent and curled around his hands as if it was silk, allowing him to firlmy and fully feel the heaving tits and rock hard nipples

"Yesss~! I'm-I'm glad!" Sakura grunted and moaned, grinning as she rocked her hips against his. Purring as she felt him grinding against her pussy "You know, pretty sure I'll let you do this whenever you want~" she purred, running her fingers through Jaden's hair. The yellow gloves gliidng against his scalp.