#f/o: oliver veenstra

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I've decided to take my comment on this prompt and turn it into a separate thing because I got self conscious I'd rather have my headcanons as standalone posts, so I can immediately find them without having to dig in an ocean of reblogs uwu

And with all of this said, here's

My F/Os and how they like their coffee ☕

Macchia: If he’s “chilling” at home, it’s moka time, as per the purest Italian tradition. Dark roast type, specifically 85% Arabica blend and 15% Robusta, but a 100% Arabica will do too. If he’s on the go, then he usually allows himself a macchiato instead (me? basing head-canons on puns?? I don’t know what y'all’re talking about hdjdnk). However, when he seriously needs caffeine, usually when working on some big project, then he goes for a Dead eye (regular coffee with three shots of espresso).

Sturm: Back when he was still alive (and with a functional mouth) he used to be a Ness (instant coffee) kinda guy. It’s cheap, quick and basically always available no matter the circumstances. Heavily laced with sugar ofc. On special occasions however, or when visiting relatives or friends, it was customary to enjoy a Cafea Turceasca (Turkish coffee) together and try to read the future in the particulate bitters on the bottom of the cup for a laugh.

Lord Kardok: Drambuie coffee topped with whipped cream. With lots of Walkers shortbread. In alternative, especially during winter times, an Egg coffee (Robusta coffee, sugar, condensed milk and egg yolk) will do. A centaur warlord needs to meet his calories intake ya know uwu

HoKi: For the meme, I’d say he likes his coffee just how he likes his soul: dark and bitter. In truth, while not much of a habitual coffee drinker, he’s a Cortado (espresso shot served with an equal amount of steamed milk) enthusiast because 1. A lich needs his calcium and 2. The milk to coffee ratio helps keeping his acidic stomach at bay (yes I did diagnose him with GERD, whatcha gonna do about it? >:3c)

Greg: He’s a Starbucks enjoyer (derogatory), not because the coffee is actually good, but simply because they fill it with all kinds of sweet stuff. He always goes for a Peppermint White Chocolate Mocha. Size Venti. With honey. Yeah… If for whatever reason he has to go to a regular bar, then he’ll go for a Mocaccino or a Café miel (coffee drink consisting of steamed milk, cinnamon, nutmeg, vanilla and honey).

Oliver: Another Starbucks enjoyer. Salted Caramel Cream Cold Brew, size Grande, blended, 4 sugar free vanilla syrup pumps and salted brown butter topping. Except in summer, when he switches to the Shakerato (iced coffee drink made with one shot of espresso and ice cubes, shaken together creating a froth).

Attila: Cappuccino and Flat latte lover on main! Always accompanied with a home made croissant or muffin. Or two. Non negotiable.

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Inspired by @echoes-lighthouse's post, I've done my own

✨🃏 Selfships & Tarots Match-Ups! 🃏✨

How to read: first card for ship dynamic, second one for my F/O and last one for my S/I.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

Thick as Thieves (Macchia Nera x Silvia Garzetta)

Walk on Vanity Ruins (Lord of Lies x Griselda Thaar / Murias)

Calcium Supplement (Lord Bhaltair Kardok x [undone])

Sturm und Drang (Sturm x Silvia Baronio)

Delichiously Bad (King Cornelius x [redacted])

A Dire Heterophony (Oliver Veenstra x [undone])

Exquisite Corpses (Greg Madsen x [undefined])

Till the Batter End (Attila Buckethead x Morvran of Tirannwyn)

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

Credits: Tarot deck by TarotCardsDarkForest on Etsy

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F/Os List

Welcome to the boyfriend supply, where consistency is just a bad joke.

A couple disclaimers first:

∆ Excluding the ship with the Blot, everything else may be subject to change over time but I'll try to keep the list updated whenever possible.

∆ General monster appreciation will simply be tagged as #exophilia.

∆ I'm a firm believer of the multiverse theory (as in my F/O version is not your version) so we can merrily share our respective partners without worries. If y'all're comfortable about it too ofc.

∆ Which means that, if you got a S/I within any of my same universes I'm gonna consider you a friend, unless stated otherwise by lore and/or mutual agreement.

💜 Romantic F/Os 💜

Canon:

Macchia Nera (The Phantom Blot) ~ Topolino (Italian Mickey Mouse comics) | Main Tag: thick as thieves | Wizards of Mickey (WoM) Tag: walk on vanity ruins | Darkenblot Tag: hubristic automation | Resident Evil AU Tag: reward and result

Sturm ~ Resident Evil Village | Tag: Sturm und Drang

Lord Bhaltair Kardok ~ MediEvil Resurrection (based on my / @evilblot's version and in desperate need of an update) | Tag: calcium supplement

King Cornelius (aka The Horned King) ~ The Black Cauldron | Tag: delichously bad

Attila Buckethead ~ Tangled | Tag: Til the batter end

Hex ~ Ben 10 (2016) | Tag: hextravaganza

Original Characters:

Oliver Veenstra ~ MediEvil Resurrection (belongs to me / @evilblot and in desperate need of an update) | Tag: a dire heterophony

Greg Madsen ~ Resident Evil 4 (belongs to me / @evilblot and in desperate need of an update) | Tag: exquisite corpses

✨ Side hoes F/Os ✨

Canon:

Ricardo ~ Kinnikuman Nisei / Ultimate Muscle | Tag: the art of submission

Boromir of Gondor ~ LOTR (movies) | Tag: guren bêd enni

Solaire of Astora ~ Dark Souls | Tag: tender embers

The Merchant ~ Resident Evil 4 | Tag: is that all, bestie? | Platonic ✨

Jack O' Lantern ~ GAOBAM | Tag: assorted jackassery | Platonic ✨

James Sunderland ~ Silent Hill 2 | Tag: blood-stained kintsugi

Lord Decibel ~ Ben 10 (2016) | Tag: music makes you lose control | Platonic ✨

Karl Sturnguard ~ MediEvil | Tag: shield from reality | Crush

Spamton G. Spamton ~ Deltarune Chapter 2 | Tag: De profundis clamavi ad te

Q5U4EX7YY2E9N aka Queen ~ Deltarune Chapter 2 | Tag: trucies night out | Platonic✨