#f/o: a less terrible person

[pascalions]

BODY ELECTRIC

( PRE )OUTBREAK!DBF JOEL X F!READER

WARNINGS : infidelity, age-gap ( 22 y-o reader ), unprotected P in V sex, mutual pinning, breeding kink, riding, truck sex, forced orgasm, fingering, dub-con, Joel’s a bit of a perv but not to much. Not much dirty talk in this one. Pet names ( sweetheart, etc. ) Shy reader (barley talks in this)

SUMMARY : leaving for college seemed fun but falling into the wrong friend group never crossed your mind, so when you’re left stranded at a club there’s really only one person you’re able to call, especially when your parents are out of town,

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YOU TRIED TO IGNORE THE SIGNALS BUT THIS ONE WAS PROBABLY ONE YOU COULDN’T. They had left you stranded in the club to go home with different guys they met but hey that was them, always leaving you out. You felt chills run in your legs all the way to the back of your neck as you stepped out of the bar, it was full of sweaty horny dry humping bodies and you weren’t in the mood to have fun. Especially after you got ditched. But you didn’t need those girls, you were pretty sure one of the dads was sleeping with the dean of the school but you wouldn’t bother to tell her, you didn’t know if they’d talk to you when you went back but you could care less right now. You just wanted to go home.

You were near your hometown because college wasn’t that far but still a decent trip, but the one weekend you were closer to home your parents had left. Well your dad and his terrible wife, she was a whole different story but the reason your dad and Joel had became friends was because their wives were best friends. Both terrible wives, but you couldn’t judge because you didn’t have that much knowledge in the relationship department. It was a choice though, you couldn’t be bothered that much, especially when your type was more the teacher than the students.

You only had one choice at this point and you stood in the middle of the dark street with echoes of music as a passing car arrived here and there. There was a looming thought in your head but you shut your eyes and pressed the caller ID. It wasn’t that you hated him, or didn’t like him. That was the issue- you liked him way too much. He was married and you babysat Sarah for gods sake.

You put the phone to your ear sitting on a lone bench as the streets were barley lit but people were inside the clubs at the small bars. You glanced at the spot you and your “friends” had parked and the car was gone making you sigh as you tried to keep your body heat in the small thin dress you had on. You had began to rethink every choice you made as you refused to let your eyes water over something so stupid. The phone ran a few times and you thought you were shut out of luck.

“Hello?”

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The headlights had you squinting as you had almost drifted off on the bench, the music was still blaring down the street from the club you exited and you picked up your small clutch that had your phone and pepper spray in it and walked over to the truck that stopped a few feet in front of you. When you stood up to walk over to the car Joel got a good look at, a really good look actually. He didn’t understand how someone he used to watch had this type of effect on him 20 years later, he unlocked the door as you reached it and sent him a thankful smile but he could see right through it.

“Hey Sweetheart, what’s wrong?” He asked as you finally got situated in the large comfortable truck seat. As soon as you closed the door you sighed leaning back into the leather thankful it’s was cool in the truck. You glanced over at him but like always you could never look him in the eye, not matter what, it was like if you did he’d see that you still had that same crush on him that you had long ago.

“My friends.” You mumbled. The word came out like a jeer and he shifted gears on the truck before starting to drive. He wasn’t driving fast or eager to get home, it was more like a drive to allow conversation to drag on. “They ditched me, left me at the club.” You added a bit quieter, when you said it aloud it sounded childish to be so mad about it and you didn’t wanna be judged. Especially by Joel. If you needed validation the only one you’d allow was his.

“ ‘m sorry sweetheart, they don’t know what they’re missin’ out on.” His eyes fluttered to your body nearly short stopping when he noticed the cold air had caused your nipples to poke at the fabric leaving a pretty clear indentation. You seemed to have no idea as you stared at the trees that lined the dark nearly pitch black road.

After a moment of silence you looked over at him while he drove, his arms pushing against the tight sleeves of the shirt he wore. “Thanks for picking me up, sorry if I woke you.” You always apologized even if it wasn’t your fault- you just couldn’t help it. Joel looked over at you waving you off. “ it’s no problem I wasn’t sleepin’ anyway.”

You smiled sheepishly as he continued. “How’s college besides all those girls? Tell me sweetheart you like those college boys?” You were taken off guard at the question, flustered as he smirked so subtly you couldn’t even tell. He wasn’t wrong though, you didn’t know why you simply just couldn’t find yourself being truly attracted to the guys. Scratch that- you knew why you hated college boys, but that didn’t mean all of them were that way. The ones that were nice, seemed to nice, and others thought it was funny to slip a white pill into girls drinks.

All you could give him was a shrug to afraid to open your mouth, he seemed to wreck all your outer walls you built up for college, and for the real world. He seemed to make every word in your brain disappear and he could have you dumb just looking at you. “C’mon tell me the truth.” Even if it was a tease you sucked your lips between your teeth before eventually giving in you’d at least try to not be awkward.

“Not really my type.” You wondered if that seemed to forward, you didn’t want it to seem like you were hinting but when he turned to look at you, your cheeks felt hot. “No- I mean, I don’t like them. I didn’t mean that as like-“ He actually laughed at your stumble over the way you worded it and his hand fell to your leg. “I’m just messin’ with you sweetheart. Your dads out of town and I’m sure Melissa wouldn’t mind.” Melissa was his wife, the horrid one that seemed to get along with your step mother.

You cringed lightly and scooted in your seat but his hand just tightened on your leg. He didn’t seem to be bothered by it so why were you? “Oh- I don’t know. I really don’t wanna be a bother.” Lie. If you spent the night there you were sure to just get roped back into a crush that had you eating ice cream in front of the TV crying when he told your dad he was marrying Melissa.

“Nonsense, it’ll be fine.” He said taking a turn down the road that went through the backroads to the neighborhood. You didn’t know if he knew you knew it was the longer way but either way you didn’t mind. Your clutch tumbled off the seat onto the floor and the contents fell out, reaching over you hadn’t realized your dress scooted up as you reached over and down to gather it. Joel saw the small black thing you were wearing under the dress and you sat up quickly pulling your dress down looking over at Joel’s face.

Something had changed in the air a while ago but, now it was obvious. “Sorry I-“ You shook your head as Joel’s foot eased off the gas slowing down but still gliding down the road. “You don’t have to cover up f’me sweetheart. Nothin’ I haven’t seen before.” He let it slip and he didn’t even care, you weren’t clued into the fact that he could see your bedroom window from his living room window. He’d stay up late just to watch you change, watching the way you inched out of your pants. Unaware your blinds were open.

You froze turning to him forgetting about everything on the floor as your face looked like a confused dear. Doe eyes all confused as his voice came out darker than you expected, opening your mouth a small breath escaped. “Mr. Miller?” You asked as his eyes stayed zeroed in on your face. “Joel, sweetheart, Joel.”

“Joel.” Maybe it was the small amount of alcohol you had, or the pent up everything but you shifted in your seat legs subtly pinching together. “What- did you mean by that?” You almost sounded scared but it made Joel grin, the car pulled over to the side of the road and the headlights dimmed almost making everything pitch black. You knew the effect he had on you but lord you never expected things to take this turn.

“You like to be watched don’t you? Hm? Leavin’ the blinds open, hopin’ someone would look.” The deep tone of his voice seemed to make the dark have a new chill. The chill traveling all over your body, deep down had you done it on purpose? “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” It was small and almost a whisper, but it was raspy and you had no idea when your mouth went dry. Joel seemed to be leaning forward and your breathing was picking up. Chest heaving up and down as his large hand cradled the back of your head pulling you closer and before you even really could comprehend this was happening you felt his lips on yours.

You thought for a second you were hallucinating and someone did slip something into your drink but when he pulled away for a mere second noses almost touching you reached forward deciding to take the chance and he almost smiled into your mouth as your lips meshed. His tasted of mint, like he had been preparing for bed.

To him, god, your lips were softer than he could’ve imagined. They tasted like fruity alcohol but he didn’t care, secretly even if he knew this was way beyond the line of taboo he couldn’t help himself. You were just so perfect to him, all the time, all thoughts of anything else went away. His tongue slid at your bottom lips and you allowed it, you let the feeling consume you. You’d worry about the questions and the problems later.

You pulled back for air and he wasted no time in helping you over the center console, the seat was large but his built frame left small room for your thighs to straddle him before your lips were back on his. His hand tangled in your hair before he pulled it back causing your head to tilt up, breathing erratically as he kissed down your neck. You could feel the tight denim pushing against you, you couldn’t help the small rock of your hips that caused him to let out a small groan and kissed you on the lips harder this time.

His large hands snaked up your thighs sliding your dress up with it as his thumb ran over the thin lace covering your clit. The connection made you jerk a bit and he teased you, he was enjoying every moment of it. Just rubbing his thumb skimming over it until he heard the sweet whimper passing through your lips. “What’s wrong hm?” He asked watching struggle to form the words.

“Please- mh.” Your words slurred together as he pressed hard on your clit, the throbbing only seemed to intensify. “Joel.” The way you whined his name almost in a whisper, how could he deny you of what you both wanted. “Don’t need these anymore.” He mumbled as he pulled at the small silver ring that connected the thong on each side. It broke apart snapping quite easily and it dropped around your thigh sliding as far as it could go.

“Don’t know how long I’ve been waitin’ for this sweetheart.” Joel said equally as dark as his eyes watched yours darken in something he hasn’t seen before. But he liked it. He liked the thought of ruining you, fucking you till your eyes watered and the only thing you could remember was his name. You wanted to talk, and he could see you wanted too but he found pleasure in the way your mouth opened to form words but you seemed to fall short each time he touched you.

He leaned back in his seat a bit and adjusted his legs. “Turn around.” You were a bit confused, the lust clouding your mind but you complied like the good girl you always were. Leaning against his chest as you shifted in his lap with his erection digging into your ass. Your dress was mid-way up your torso as he hooked his legs between yours before spreading your legs wide open.

The cold air in the truck caused you to shiver, your hand reaching behind you to hold onto his neck. He grabbed your hand kissing it as he placed it on his neck. One hand reached around your body and went straight to your clit rubbing small circles loving the way you seemed to squirm.

His palm slid down rubbing harshly as a moan let itself out and he slid two fingers down your slick folds. He did it two more times before sliding one finger in, groaning at the way your walls held onto his finger. God, you were tight, but he adored it. Slipping his finger out and bag in he felt your nails dig into the base of his neck. “ S’tight, just gonna stretch you out for me.”

His words had you whimpering his name and you felt a burning stretch. You weren’t a virgin but it had been a while, the stretch seemed to burn for a minute before you attempted to look down seeing him two fingers deep inside you. Thumb rubbing your clit adding to the impending pleasure. His free hand came up and pushed the hair that had fallen in your face back. “See baby look at how good you take my fingers. Imagine how good you’ll take me.” You felt tight pressure in your lower gut and your hips subconsciously moved with his hand.

“I’m- Joel-“ He watched you writhe as he picked up his pace and felt the faint sting of your nails scratching his neck slightly. Your head dropped to his shoulder as his hand moved to the top of your dress pulling it down allowing your breasts to fall free from the tight cloth. Facing the cold air they immediately hardened and his hand punched and rubbed over your nipple as you felt the coil tighten to its last point. Turning to him, he was watching your face contort into pleasure before he seemed to pick up a higher pace wanting to see the pleasure in your face as you came on his fingers.

Your eyes pinched shut as his lips clashed into yours, tongue and teeth full of lust as you came and your moans drowned out by his mouth. You wanted so badly to close your legs but he kept them pried apart. He let go of your lips lighting biting your lower one as you whimpered at the way he purposely rubbed over your clit.

He had turned you around almost effortlessly and your legs were almost weak at how quickly he undid his belt with a single hand. His cock was thick and leaking precum, in as much agony as the man. He was big, and you were sure it was gonna hurt. You weren’t sure if it was gonna fit, and your face must’ve betrayed your inner dialogue as he chuckled. Free hand coming up to brush your cheek. “ S’gonna fit, we’ll make sure of it.”

Your phone buzzed excessively but it was drowned out by the noise of small whispering between the both of you. You thought if you spoke out loud maybe you’d snap out of whatever dream you’d been having- the very explicit and detailed dream.

A car drove by, headlights illuminating its path and your head instinctively hid in Joel’s shoulder. Even though the windows were fogged you were nervous. And that was what seemed to make you come to your senses as you pushed away from his shoulder, chest heaving as you looked at the side of Joel’s face, what if someone saw? What if someone told…everyone? Was this even okay? He didn’t seem to be paying attention to you, but you didn’t notice through your slight panic of overthinking.

“Joel-mgh!” You have no idea what sound came out of your mouth as without warning he thrusted up filling you to a hilt. Your hand shot out grabbing for anything but it slid down the window and you grabbed for his shoulder. Glancing down, you were fully seated on his cock and when he placed his hand on your stomach that’s when you noticed the bulge.

Your eyes slipped shut and you released a shuttering breath at the feeling, but looking at Joel he almost looked in pain but to him you were- oh- so tight. If you didn’t start moving he’d come quicker than he wanted too, and when you adjusted in your seat his hand tightened on your waist. “Gotta move baby or’m not gonna last.” He rasped as you tested it, pushing up until he was almost all the way out and then dropping yourself back down.

You’ve had sex, but every guy you had sex with with wanted to be on top of you, so being on top was new to you. And you liked it, Joel still had control but being on top while he watched you have you a new feeling - so you did it again and picked up your pace. The feeling of him pressing the bulge had you reeling and he started meeting your movements. The sweet sounds of your moans filled the truck and his ears, mixed with his low groans. The lewd noise of him moving up into you added to the erotic scene inside the truck.

The singular hand stayed on your stomach and the other that was on your thighs slid between your legs rubbing your swollen clit as you watched himself slip in and out of you. You felt his hand leave your stomach and come up behind your neck pulling your head down causing your forehead to lean just below his shoulder. “Look at that, your sweet cunt takes me so well sweetheart.” You whimpered at his voice by your ear.

That tingly feeling started as it intensified when you rocked your hips in a different angle. You picked up confidence in the way his eyes pinched and his head dropped back against the headrest. Beads of sweat trickled down the side of your head and stray hairs stuck to your forehead, he felt your walls tighten around him and he kept giving a little thrust upwards every-time you came back down.

Picking your head up one arm was over his shoulder holding onto the hairs on the back of his head as you pressed your lips against his. A mutual mixture of desire as you felt your abdomen tense and that coil from earlier was back but tightening harder. You pulled back for air as his lips attached themselves to your neck biting down enough to make a whimper come out louder than intended.

His cock was thick and each time he decided to thrust up particularly hard it had a deep spot inside of you that made you black out temporarily, and this time it caused you to explode. Your orgasm hit you hard, lips parting but no sound coming out and body slumping forward, the feeling didn’t wanna leave as he moved his hands to your ass lifting you up and down at a slower pace riding your orgasm out. Your breathing was erratic and somehow your hair managed to frizz as you kissed the side of his mouth before hitting his lips again.

“Thats it such a Good Girl.” The praise came after you pulled away, your head on his shoulder facing his neck as he held you up before he lifted his hips thrusting upwards. One of his hand held you as he kept his rhythm and the other grabbed your chin pulling your face to his. “Look at me.” Your eyes landed on his and he forcefully smashed his lips into your for a quick second before he watched your face contort in blissful pain as you became overstimulated.

You could tell he was close and you glanced down at the lewd connection of your body parts. “Don’t pull out.” It was a shy mumbled but he heard and he smirked at you. “Want me to cum inside your tight cunt? Hm? Whadd’ya think, leakin’ with my cum walkin around with it. Get you all round with my baby, what would your dad think?” The troubling thought as wrong as it was caused you to clench around him and he groaned but a chuckle broke through it.

He hadn’t intended on pulling out anyway, but to hear it leave your lips it spurred him on more and before you knew it- you felt warm inside as he breathed heavily leaning back against his seat still all the way inside of you. Drops of cum leaked out onto your thighs as your head went back to resting against his shoulder.

It was a comforting moment of silence as you both caught your breath before he helped you lean up and he slipped right out, two fingers slid through your folds and collected stray drops of cum pushing them back in and you sucked in a harsh breath, he leaned forward kissing your chest before pulling your dress back up and allowing it to fall back over your most intimate parts, parts he now seen up close and parts he worshiped, parts you wouldn’t mind having touched over and over by him.

He gently helped you back into your seat kissing your forehead as you crossed your legs, when he looked at you the faint blush returned to your cheeks and you couldn’t help the small chuckle that came out your mouth and he smiled at the simple sound leaving your mouth. He grabbed your hand tightly and brought it to the center console still holding it and rested it there as he put the car back in gear and started driving down the road.

The questions you thought about could wait, your mind was still a bit hazy.

You’d just worry about everything by tomorrow.

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no longer a series ♡̷͎

[thelonelyshore-if]

Ravi nsfw alphabet?

Ravi alphabet below the cut!

A = Aftercare

Ravi is absolutely a 'smoke a cigarette to relax after' kind of guy. If his partner isn't into smoking he'll straight up go outside lmao. After that, though, he'd come back itching to hold his partner.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He's pretty uncomfortable with most of his body--his hands are his favorite, I think. And Ravi is an ass man c:

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He enjoys swallowing and/or eating out his partner. He's big on oral tbh he enjoys being on his knees.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Arguing with the person he's into turns him on c:

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Honestly not very. He's been with one person before in his entire life and it's been…a bit. Still, he's definitely not a virgin. Also, he's only ever been with a cis man, so he's even less experienced with anyone else.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Reverse cowgirl and doggystyle if he's topping--anything to give him a good view of his partner's ass. Less of a preference when he's bottoming.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Lmao Ravi is veeeery serious in bed. It's so intimate and important to him, if you get him there it means he's being beyond vulnerable with you. He doesn't mind lighthearted moments but he's not about to joke around, either.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He keeps things neat but doesn't do anything terribly special.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Ravi looks at his partner as if they are the only thing in the entire world. Like, he'll fully worship them. He's also typically fairly romantic and doting in bed--he's a little old-fashioned and making love is as important to him as getting off is.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Ravi enjoys mutual masturbation quite a bit, he thinks it's fun.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Begging, giving up control, power play.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He's a simple guy--at home, typically in bed or the shower. I could see the kitchen, maybe, if he and his partner were too impatient to get to the bedroom.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Passion. He's so closed off and tries to control his emotions, that whenever he's pushed to actually /feeling/ something it gets him going so badly. He likes it when you push his buttons.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Ravi dislikes his scars being acknowledged in bed. It turns him off--they're reminders, bad ones, and lingering on them makes him feel pretty awful.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves oral, giving especially. He's good at it, too--though he's never eaten anyone out, the idea turns him on. He enjoys receiving, as well, but does prefer to give.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Whatever his partner is feeling. He enjoys slow, romantic sex…but faster, rougher, more passionate sex is great, too. He tries to figure out what his partner wants in the moment and adjusts based on that.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Neutral! I think he isn't opposed to the concept, nor is he married to the idea of more drawn out sex. Both are good!

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He's relatively open to experimenting, though I don't know if he's super drawn to it, himself.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Ravi can go for quite some time, he has fairly impressive stamina.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

I don't think he has any toys, personally, but he's not opposed to the idea of trying them out.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Ohhhhh he loves teasing. He loves being teased. Drawing it out makes it so much hotter when the teasing finally ends.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

As always, Ravi's fairly quiet in bed. I think he does talk sometimes during sex, but it's always very soft, breathy compliments and dirty talk rather than anything louder.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

His first time was in the back seat of a car in the middle of the woods after prom. He's still a little embarrassed when he thinks about it--so cliche.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Ravi dislikes showing off his body due to his scars. Even with a lover. It's part of the reason he enjoys clothed sex. Eventually he could be comfortable being naked with a partner, but it would take time.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not terribly high while outside of a relationship. Once he's fallen for someone, though, it ramps up. Fairly average, I'd say?

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Eh, Ravi doesn't get all that much sleep, and when he does he's a fairly light sleeper. It's likely his partner would doze off first.

[deathdetermineslife]

this will be a long winded yap session however I want to answer something in regards to the poll you made.

i personally don't think nonsharers are "doing too much" or "being obnoxious", actually, I think they're the only real part of the ficto community. sharers don't see their f/o as their real partner. this is a fact. you do not love them like we do. and honestly it's just a shame so many nonsharers get hate because!!! we!!! actually love our partners!!!

you wouldn't want to share your real partner, would you? no, probably not, therefore why would you be okay sharing a fictional one? you aren't ficto! and I'm honestly sick and tired of people selfshipping for a hobby because you do not belong in this community! you are not really and truly ficto. plain and simple.

nonsharers are the only valid form of selfshipping imo. I'm and sure if I sent this in off anon I'd be lynched, so, I won't. but this is the opinion of most nonsharers. we don't like you guys, you make us look stupid. okay send tweet bye have a good morning/night/evening.

hey anon so actually what the fuck

there's so much to unpack here. first of all, hating on an entire (valid, may I add) part of the community is crazy work. second of all, some people are polyamorous. do you know that? not everyone is monogamous. third of all, I don't exactly know if this was directed at me considering one, I am ficto (which ??? you don't have to be nonsharing to be ficto,,, let me get out the ficto handbook and check here—), and two, I am a sharer, which doesn't make me any less ficto?

let's break this down; sharers make the ficto community (the "real" ficto community) look stupid how? because we share our partners? and this effects you... how? this is a genuine question. how does me wanting other people to love my husband (because lord knows he deserves it) making the ficto community look stupid? I myself am not poly, but would you go up to a polyamourus ficto and tell them they aren't really ficto because... they're fucking poly??? I'm trying to wrap my head around this.

there's actually so much happening in this I'm struggling to fucking understand. hobbyists are also selfshippers! they are selfshipping! what! you don't have to be exclusively ficto to selfship... also another thing we're forgetting, fictosexuality is a spectrum. I am exclusively ficto, but not everyone is??? and it's crazy to confidently say "sharers don't see their f/o as a real partner THIS IS A FACT" because it's not. he is my real partner. he's the only person I want to be with for the rest of my life. where are you getting this information anon.

why do so many in this community insist on being genuinely so hateful. no one is making this community look stupid other than you for being an absolutely terrible and mean person. we DO NOT put other people down on this account. you're right anon, people would be on your ass if you said this publicly, because this is flat out just mean. no better way to phrase that. you need to do some serious introspection if you think entire groups of people aren't valid for something that has no effect on your own selfshipping.

[labselkie]

this is a genuine but totally not personal question but..,, does anyone else

I know the answer will be different for everyone, and i understand just how large and unique this community is, but i feel terrible whenever i feel any pang of jealousy i just had to know if it was only me

[prudentfolly]

Prudence Dubois -- [ B A S I C S ]

B A S I C S

Name: Prudence Dubois

Nicknames: No. 

Age: Late Twenties

Nameday: 32nd Sun of the Umbral Moon

Race: Hyur

Gender: Cis Female

Orientation: Bisexual

Profession: Retainer & Machinist

P H Y S I C A L     A S P E C T S

Hair: Dark brown hair is worn practically. Short with a hacked at fringe. She doesn’t do much with it, thinking of it as more of a hindrance than a tool to express herself with.

Eyes: Watchful, hooded, hawklike. Like burning coals with none of the heat.

Skin: Pale white, covered in freckles.

Tattoos/scars: No tattoos. A gnarly scar at her left collarbone, and follows through on her back. A smattering of other, less important scars. 

F A M I L Y

Parents: Her father is deceased, aided by gravity. She does not speak of nor to her mother who still lives in the Brume. Their names are unimportant.

Siblings: N/A. 

Grandparents: Long dead, likely insufferable judging by how their children turned out.  

In-laws and Other: No In-laws to speak of. She has many romantic entanglements that usually end messily. So far, her relationship with Ibant is the only one to have stuck.

She and Gerry, one of her Lady’s wards, have an on-again-off-again toxic yuri relationship that will eventually settle into a steady friendship or explode in an awesome and destructive display.

She respects and, to some degree, loves her Lady.

A’vyra is the nearest thing to a friend she has outside the House. Not that Prudence would ever utter such a thing aloud.

The rest of the House’s odd assortment of characters are kept at a distance. Prudence is fully aware of her prickly personality and the strength of her bite. These things serve her well; she will not dull them to appease others, so she does not let others in. For their own good, of course.

Pets: No. Prudence technically owns a Chocobo, a gift from her Lady, but Bird is not a pet. Bird is a stalwart companion.

S K I L L S

Abilities: Prudence is a capable young woman. A skilled machinist with a sharp eye it is rare for her to miss.  She knows her carbine better than the skin of her hands, knows the bark of it as her voice.

Her duties as a retainer have sent Prudence to the far corners of many maps. She’s resourceful for all the traveling, with a genuine willingness to embrace local customs. She can chameleon her way through social situations; smoothing the barbs of her generally terrible personality and avoiding unnecessary conflict on the road. 

Hobbies: Tinkering, fishing, painting. 

T R A I T S

Most Positive Trait: She’s so cool. 

Most Negative Trait: Everything else. 

L I K E S

Colors: Deep greens, browns and blacks and greys, a very particular shade of blue. 

Smells: Coffee, warm bread, turpentine. 

Textures: Canvas stretched taut, the cool side of the pillow, the crunch of snow beneath her boots. 

Drinks: Coffee, black. Wine, she’s not picky. 

O T H E R    D E T A I L S

Smokes: Almost constantly.

Drinks: Heavily. She’s a functioning alcoholic.

Drugs: Yes. Mostly for fun. 

Mount Issuance: Prudence is only insured because Bird was gifted to her via legal means. Is he the only thing she trusts enough to ride. Otherwise, she would be walking everywhere and hitching rides where she could.

Been Arrested: Several times! No charges seem to stick, even the most dangerous of heresy. 

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[husbandograveyard]

Hello and happy late birthday (its Nov 8 here now)! Can I get Idia from twisted wonderland and the fluff letter F? Thank you.

Thank you so much for the bday wishes! I am so happy to have written so much Idia for this event? This one turned out less fluffy than the others because of the subject matter, so heed the warnings!

2nd person. Gn reader. cw: fighting, yelling, silent treatment. Idia is a terrible communicator.

 F - Fight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

Idia is really not that confrontational in a relationship. He is not a great communicator, especially in the first stages of the relationship, and he doesn’t have super healthy coping mechanisms when it comes to conflict. It’s something that will take time and effort from your side, but he is definitely willing to work on it. He just needs some time. Idia bottles up his emotions like a pro, choosing to vent online to anonymous forums more than talking it out with you (he’ll get better at it, again- give him time). When either of you does snap, it escalates pretty fast, all those bottled up emotions coming out at once and exploding in your face.  Idia is the king of silent treatment, especially after a fight. It’s not that he wants to punish you or manipulate you, just that he really doesn’t know what to say or do to make it up to you. He was regretting it the minute the fight started, but too stubborn to back down, and now he is too anxious to confront you again. He is very easy to forgive (especially if he is the one that started the fight), but he is the worst about taking initiative about it. He’d rather just be silent for a bit, and then pick up where you left of without talking about it, even though he knows that that’s not the best option to go about it.

Generally, you’ll have to sit him down and have some serious conversations with him. Pick good moments and don’t push him too much. He will be listening and he is willing to learn, but he’s so used to being alone and only interacting online, that his immediate reactions will not be the ones that work well IRL.

[briar-ffxiv]

— B A S I C S

Name: Briar (the) Redfeather Nicknames: 'Rose', 'Little Fox', 'Wildling' Age: Early 20s in ARR, probably nearing 30 by Dawntrail (depending on timeline) Nameday: 21st Sun of the 3rd Umbral Moon (not that he knows exactly. He just knows the month) Race: Half-Elezen/Half-Hyur (Padjal bloodline through Hyur) Gender: Non-binary, masculine leaning (born male, prefers he/they) Orientation: Demiromantic Greysexyal Profession: Healer, Shepherd, Warrior of Light(depending on the 'verse)

— P H Y S I C A L A S P E C T S

Hair: strawberry blonde, almost rose gold with lighter gold highlights due to the sun. He has 3A curls, although when kept short the curls are less noticeable. Eyes: warm moss-green flecked with gold Skin: naturally quite pale, faint golden tan from the sun and tons of freckles everywhere. Tattoos/scars: no tattoos. Leaf birthmark on his right shoulderblade. Plenty of scars, including the slice from a spear on his left cheek, burn scars on his left shoulder and back, and rather heavily scarred palms and undersides of his fingers due to a nasty injury to his hands

— F A M I L Y

Parents: His mother was named Saule (Willow) and her family was from Dravania, but sought shelter in the Black Shroud when Saule was very small. His father was known as Ciro, officially U-Ciro-Tek before he was disgraced and exiled from being a Padjal. Siblings: Briar was an only child, as was his mother. Grandparents: Briar knows nothing about Ciro's parents, other than they died some years before he was born. Saule's father died before he was born. His grandmother died when he was under two so he has no memories of her. In-laws and Other: As far as Briar knows, his only living blood relative is E-Rani-Tek, Ciro's older brother and a Padjali pariah. Pets: Briar has a terrible habit of adopting many a creature, although if they are wild-born his goal is always to return them to the wild. Currently, he has a small herd of sheep, a flock of chickens, three Chocobo (one grown, two chicks), a dog named Jack, and a unicorn friend named Whinny. (And a lot of little forest friends that take care of themselves but visit often.)

— S K I L L S

Abilities: Despite normally not eating meat, Briar is a skilled archer, hunter, and tracker. He is an avid gardener. He has a knack for animal handling. He has a decent, if untrained, singing voice. He knows a lot about herbal medicine and non-magical healing. He rides quite well. Hobbies: Briar loves a good book, particularly romance. He loves beekeeping. He is quite skilled in many kinds of fibre arts, including weaving, spinning, and sewing. He likes to draw as well.

— T R A I T S

Most Positive Trait: Briar is a very kind person. He always gives the benefit of the doubt. He does his best to settle things without violence if he can. He forgives often and tries to be empathetic to everyone he meets. Most Negative Trait: Briar can definitely be naive. He forgives when he shouldn't. He has a very hard time understanding why anyone would be cruel. Sometimes he simply doesn't get it and it puts him at a disadvantage with people more than willing to take advantage of that.

— L I K E S

Colours: Blues, greens, golds. Smells: Fresh-cut wood. The smell of rain on grass. Hay. The smell of clean, well-oiled leather. Honey. Textures: Silky fabric. Soft wool. Supple leather. Smooth wood. Drinks: Various teas, often floral varieties. Soft spot for juices. Loves the rare treat of hot chocolate.

— O T H E R D E T A I L S

Smokes: He doesn't. Drinks: He is not against a glass of something fairly light in safe company but left to his own devices, Briar doesn't really have the urge to drink. Drugs: He doesn't. Mount Insurance: He would have no idea what that is, but he does have a unicorn he rides in the Black Shroud, but normally prefers his own feet. (Once he's officially in the steppes, I might get him an actual house.) Been Arrested: Detained by Wood Wailers more than once, but not officially arrested.

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[charlidos]

Since I'm going through everything about Viggo & Orlando anyway, I might as well bring out the gossip that used to surround them. I don't put a lot of trust in blind items from Ted at E!Online and it's impossible to know if he actuallly had any real intel, or if it was just idle gossip about popular celebs. But it does say one thing for certain: that this was something people talked about back then (in 2004, mostly). That it wasn't just the "Viggorli tinhats" talking. And that, in itself, is interesting.

And I think it's beyond doubt that it WAS Orlando and Viggo that he was talking about here. Regardless if the gossip was true.

From 2004:

We still need to zero in on Grimy Gus and Harland Fuss (or as they're known to their most secretive of buds, Gussy 'n' Fussy). G. 'n' F. have been on location recently. Well, one of them has, at least. Don't think too many folks know that Fuss has joined his good bud Gus for a little mattress messin'. Look, I'm the first to give a hearty shout-out to two guys who want to do what they want, sexually speaking. But when both--all right, make that one--of these men go to great lengths to make the public believe he's bedding down with rising supersweet starlet Eartha Bertha, well then, I get a little pissy. Although it sure was romantic when Gus 'n' Fuss went to such a Secret Service-defying to-do while Gus was out of the States (in a film-friendly environment) making his latest butch-it-up celluloid job. Public lobby and elevator trips at the sumptuous Springtime Suites hotel with Fuss 'n' Eartha were arranged. Photographers just happened to be around, sorta the same way Rock Hudson lived his whole fake life. But I'm getting terribly off the point here, aren't I?

At this time, Orlando was (very) publically dating "starlet" Kate B, and Viggo was filming History of Violence (playing a "butch" character) in Canada. And they were both at the Toronto film festival that year, where this supposed secret romp happened. Also, the nicknames seems to refer to the whole "Prissy elf" and "Filthy human" thing they had going on the set of LotR. And during LotR PR, there was very inane gossip about Viggo seeing L, a woman around O's age, but that they broke up because V didn't care about his personal hygiene. If you look at gossip rags from around 2002-3, it was mentioned a lot...

So yeah, no doubt that it's O, V and K referred to. It's generally considered a "solved" blind. Again, doesn't mean the gossip is true.

In 2010, Ted mentioned HF again, just around when Orlando got married. In this one, there's no mention of "Gus", so of less interest to me. It's all about HF being bi, and how he and his newly wedded wife got hitched because they both needed a career boost (and HF needing a "beard"). A whole lot of nothing really. But again, quite obviously referring to Orlando.

More interesting to me, but also a bit more confounding, are some questions answered around 2009/2010:

Dear Ted: Since you dusted off the old Harland Fuss B.V., can you give us an update on his relaysh with Gus, please? Are they still together? If not, who broke up with whom? And who is Fussy seeing on the DL, then, if not Gussy? —Agusta Dear Gus Who: Long over, babe. Too bad, too, because they were way too hot together, but it was always more of a short-term (very) steamy hookup sitch. Neither dude expected a serious relaysh to come of it, just sex, sex and, oh yeah, more sex. Dear Ted: This is a question about an old blind item that I don't expect you'll answer but I thought I'd give it a shot. Are Harland Fuss and Grimy Gus still together? —Silver Dear Oldie: No. Nor were they ever. Dear Ted: Has Viggo Mortensen ever been a B.V.? I absolutely love him, and he did spend several years with those B.V.-worthy Hobbits in Middle Earth. Did they rub off on him? —LOTR Lover Dear Viggo Go Go: Oh, yeah. One of my (and readers') all-time favorites!

Again, quite clear this blind item was about Orlando and Viggo. This idea that they were just meeting to hook up, short-term (not sure if it's short term as in short meetings, or if it's short in terms of how long this relationship went on), feels a bit off for these two. But it fits that they lost touch (as per Orlando himself) sometime after 2008 or so. And what do I know, really?

No one but them knows. I'm just here, speculating wildly and letting my imagination run free.

(And I looks like I need to keep posting about them - until I've completely exhausted the subject. Or myself. Or tumblr.)

[arewecoolio]

E, F, J, L and O for Alma pls <3

ofc!!

E = Emotion (How are they with showing emotion in public versus private?)

She’s perfectly fine to show most emotion in public save for anything too vulnerable or considered improper. In private it still is entirely dependent on if she’s willing to open up to you at the moment. 

F = Flirt (How do they flirt? Are they smooth or awkward?)

Is very smooth up until you flirt back, you might not notice anything beyond a slight blush afterwards, but she will be trying to outdo your reply every single time. It still leans more on the side of smooth than it does awkward, but it’s entirely endearing. 

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

It’s not very often that she gets jealous considering the loop, but when she does it’s almost always from a person who she perceives as someone who can give you a life outside the loop. When she is jealous it’s not extremely obvious, but you notice a change in her demeanor and a sudden preference for finding an excuse to touch you (brushing nonexistent lint off your shoulder or resting her arm on yours are typically her go-tos).

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

With other children that aren’t her own she’s less likely to be as strict and would rather let their ymbryne take over for any parenting to be done. But overall she’s insanely good with them, no matter the age or personality she can find something to bond over fairly quickly.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

It’s a very slow process with Alma and it’s not that she necessarily wants to keep everything from you, she just doesn’t feel rushed to tell you everything consider how much endless time you two have. But she will slowly open up about certain topics like her family (give it a decade or two), and because of the loop other topics like the fact that she’s a terrible driver may never come up because there’s no cars on Cairnholm.

[bunnys-lil-hideout]

having an f/o whos a full on villain who at first refused to believe you ever liked them in even a platonic way, not because they look down on themselves, but because theyre well aware of how terrible of a person/being they are and they cannot fathom why you would willingly try to get close to them romantically.

so they push you away and try doing things that they assume will get you to dislike them but nothing works at all. no matter what theyve done to you, it never seems to get you to like them less.

eventually they give up and ask your other f/os why they like you so much, and why you like them. they start to go on their own tangents, with reasons for each topic. describing how you like them for their personalities and behaviors, and how they like you for who you are as a person. most importantly, they like how you see them as more than just their character role in a story and how you try to look deeper into their reasons and traits.

the f/o thinks on this for a bit, and decides to finally give in, doing very small and meaningless activities with you to try and get more comfortable with your company. over time, they begin to see you less as an annoyance, and more as just a new part of their life that they have to deal with. then soon, its no longer them just tolerating, but actually willing to hang out with you in private and do things together, like talk about things in length or enjoy a movie/show together.

when time progresses, a lot of little details start to show. theyre willing to talk to you more openly, not hesitating on what they say. they touch you more often, holding your hands or having their arms around you, and vice versa where they let you touch their face or hug them. they start to nonchalantly ask how your day is, if youre feeling okay, even knowing when to give you space to yourself till youre ready to converse.

things have finally gotten more intimate. they can now hold you in their lap and/or you hold them in your lap. you both can cuddle in bed with a blanket on and fall asleep peacefully. you can freely talk about whatever you enjoy and they will listen as best as they can, and you can do the same for them.

most importantly, theyve fully acknowledge that you like them. for who they are and what they bring by just existing. and a part of them finally feels good about it, in an "i can appreciate it" or "i'm flattered" way. and youre even rubbing off on a very small part of them, because lately theyve been thinking about you in a way similar to how you think of them, and theyre no longer disgusted by the idea of being that close to you anymore. they actually start to enjoy, and sort of crave it.

its still going to take work for them to be more open about it and for you both to have a proper conversation on where your relationship is going. but so far, things seem to be working out for the both of you, and you, and even them, hope its smooth sailing from here.

[vxn3lla]

ik i couod always manifest being less bored but its also to do with the amount of crazy arse shit both i have experienced personally and o cant just be less bored in this reality because it generally fucking sucks. if i had to rate this experience there isnt a grade lower than -F and its not even about money or shit just people in general have been quite shit. so none of it makes any sense to try to manifest an ideal life, i mightve been able to do that from a younger age but there isnt much im terribly interested or able to do atp in life thats why im interested in finding out if there is other versions cause id be willing to noclip out of this reality if it meant i could redo things.

honestly i would also go back in time and tell my younger self to use subliminals or make my own subliminals to be exactly as i want and i then wonder if for instance another version i have siblings or not? that would also be interesting to know.

PLEASE DONT DO ANYTHING DRASTIC IF YOU ARE COMFORTABLE SHARING SO I CAN GIVE MORE SPECIFIC ADVICE YOU ARE WELCOME TO if alternate realities do exist there would be infinite versions so yes in some if them you would have siblings but the ages genders and amount of siblings would vary. I would also say the main reason your life is continuing to be “bad” is because you’re constantly affirming that it is, living in the physical reality which is behind inner reality (when you affirm or visualize for something it happens instantly in the inner world with how atoms work and whatnot the outer reality actually is “history” even just by a small amount of time and learning about all this at an older age doesnt make you any less good at it or capable you can revise things in the past you dislike, decide what you’re future will be and more

[selfship-confession-box]

I want to add this character to my f/o list but I'm kinda hesitant to because he's from a adult animation show from the early 2000s that turns a good bit dark in its final season and he's a reverend in a small town in the south (he's one of the more decent people in the show (most of the characters in the show are terrible people) but still there's some moments of him not being a good person) but I can't help but have feelings for him he's so sad and pathetic and I want to make happy and less pathetic

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[yourboiashketchum]

people you’d like to know better

thank u for the tag @delisocks it is an honor to better make your acquaintance etc etc

last song: pretty sure it was S. I. M. P. (Squirrels in my Pants) from Phineas and Ferb. was driving home from work and nothing was hitting right and i thought, you know what would be good right now? P&F music. i wanted to listen to E. V. I. L. B. O. Y. S. but whenever i asked for it, my car would play the karaoke version

favorite color: i always say blue because it's... an answer, i guess. but idk that i have an actual favorite color.

currently watching: in between fandoms atm. doing the thing where you raw dog reality by not viewing it through the lens of a piece of media. crazy

sweet/savory/spicy. i have a terrible sweet tooth, im sure my teeth are rotting out of my head. i also love something savory, particularly starchy and cheesy and saucy things. mmmm. not really a spice person but i'm not diametrically opposed to the sensation.

relationship status: at my job i flirt with a lot of people and a lot of people flirt back, but it's all for fun. i mean. what's the point of being alive if you don't pretend like you're seconds from jumping your coworker's bones. in (the incredibly boring) reality, i'm not interested in romance at all. when i admit that, people ask me if i'm aroace, but i think labels are the obsession of The Man(TM)

current obsession: i became a lot less prone to obsession once i finally started being happy about six months ago. now i am 'normal.' imagine, reader, that you go from being a bonafide Tumblr User to being a somewhat well-adjusted adult seemingly overnight. horrifying

last thing you googled: 'cocktails ranked.' i'm trying to be, like, a real adult, and real adults know things about alcohol. and they have, like, drink carts, and they invite their friends over and ask them if they'd like a drink, and make them a sidecar or something, and they enjoy it in the living room before having a three course meal in the dining room, or something(?) idk

@roadwrkahead

[deathdetermineslife]

EEK you're really cool.. errr. Things to do when your F/O is socially inept? a non-human sorta, trying to blend into human society? I know this is a silly kinda ask but I'm stuck at things to do with my nekomata gf :sweats:

thank you! I don't really think I'm that cool, but I'm glad ppl think so! I only briefly googled what a nekomata was when I saw this, and I did do a catgirl list, if youd like to take a look at that!

make a list of places you'd like to take them! the best way to learn to blend in is have first-hand experience, right?

you could make a list of different words they may not know or understand, give a definition, and then an example of how to use that word in a sentence!

depending on where you're located, think of some things that most people would've grown up doing that maybe they haven't. perhaps you could write a drabble of your s/i teaching them about different experiences they would've had as a kid, like losing a tooth and getting money from the tooth fairy, going to other kids birthday parties, some elementary schools have "fun days" where they have bouncy castles and different activities!

of course, teaching them about different parts of human history would be important. maybe some local history would be fun to teach them?

think of some exciting hobbies you'd want to try with them. maybe they don't know what ice skating is? or, maybe something more low-key like knitting.

another, perhaps, less fun thing to do is teach them math, assuming they don't know. more than just addition and subtraction. maybe you could draw or write a drabble about them completing one of those multiplication sheets you get in school

all in all you want them to be able to understand the little things so if they're just bad at communication, people will just think they aren't the most social but not that they aren't human. to help with the social aspect, maybe have them take an mbti test! (of course, you could go by their type on personality database, or, take it like you were them)

imagine taking them specifically to a restaurant! teaching them how to order and what to say to the server.

have a "sleepover" with them, like you would if you were little kids. do sleepover activities like making friendship bracelets or taking those "how well does my best friend know me" quiz

this was fun. I hope I didn't go too off track! also, I woke up with 10 asks in my inbox! so I promise all of these will get done today, since I'm not terribly busy.

[justgojoshoe]

A surprise Beach encounter Bakugou x Fem reader

oral sex, P in V, praise

MDNI

You were living near the beach. The beach had some life guards walking and working because there were a lot of incidents at said beach. Nothing like sharks or anything just people who couldn’t swim deciding it’s a good idea to learn in the ocean. You decided it’d be nice to go down to the beach. You enjoyed the sun it was delicious feeling. You heard struggling and you look to find a girl who needed help with carts as there’s a shopping center near by so you decide to help and thought it was a good idea to grab three. She herself only had 1. The tricky part is the carts can’t get wet due to the paint. Next thing you the tide sweeps in and you quickly start to slightly panic. You can’t let the carts get wet due to the type of Material. So you back up to a wall of the building behind you. The water is approaching quite quickly. Next thing you know this delectable looking stranger appears. He’s tall blonde and muscular. He looked a bit younger then the rest of the workers but you couldn’t care less. he grabs a couple carts from you. Pulling you out of your trance he just smirks at you and you were completely mesmerized so you started talking to him he finds you humorous as you crack jokes and he chuckles. “ Thank you seriously uh.. uhummm” you blush “ my name is bakugou. Bakugou katsuki.” His crimson eyes meet yours. You sucked into the beautiful fire behind his eyes that you yelp slightly when he grabs your hand to shake it and chuckles. “ I’ve been trying to get your attention! What’s your name?” You smile “ my name is “Y/n, sorry I spaced out. I swear it’s uncommon” he chuckles in disbelief “ really? Cause to me you do it quite a lot.” You blush in embarrassment and let him lead the way. “ HELP LIFE GUARD IS THAT PERSON DROWING?!”

Then we see his man, his hand is broken and he’s drowning so he rushes in and is trying to help him but he’s too heavy. You notice his struggle and let your instincts take the lead. So you take off your pants that were covering your swimsuit and run faster then ever and jump in and save his this man. You both drag him out. “ Call the ambulance. I know CPR” you place your hands on his chest in a cross motion and use your whole body to push down multiple times. You lower your ear to check his breathing before you plug his nose and try to supply him with oxygen via mouth to mouth. Not much longer and he starts breathing. You take him to the ambulance and he’s on his way to the hospital.

“ thank you” bakugou said quietly. You look over and he isn’t scared just staring at you adoringly. From that point on you and Katsuki have this thing where I go down to the beach and flirt. As the days go on you kinda start dating by kinda I mean it was never said you just knew. Your friend came to meet This god of a man you couldn’t stop talking about and you’ll never forget it. They meet “ Hi (insert friend name/ F/n) I’m katsuki bakugou. Y/ns boyfriend” as he utters the last 2 words you and katsuki mirror each other and become redder than a cherry. “ Fuck you’re hot, I’m F/n!” She laughs. You and bakugou look at each other in disbelief. “ BAKUGOU COME HERE!” His name is called. “ Ah sorry I’ve gotta cut this short see you later darling bye… F/n” before he leaves he kinda side eyes her.

“he’s looking at you like your a god everyone needs a man like that” your friend hates men especially ones your dating (you usually have terrible taste in this scenario. No harm meant) so this is a surprise. Later that day you had gone shopping and gotten this sexy red swimsuit

(this is the swim suit that came to my mind, feel free to use another image!)

You two are currently upstairs changing, “ I’m done so I’m going down F/n!” “she’s like ”okay! I’m coming too so you don’t do stupid shit” she says half jokingly “okay” you laugh so y’all go down and Bakugo is working. So what do you do? Ofc temp/ tease him. So you Walk in front of him and strip off your coverup to your bathing suit. Your F/n is In the water giving me updates on how he’s staring cuz y’all planned this. She mouths ‘he can’t take his eyes off he’s like a predator.. in a hot way’ and winks. You turn red in embarrassment but that forms into a look of mischief as she mouths again are “ they let him off duty cuz he’s distracted by you” So before he could do anything you dove in but in a sexual manner. You arched your back slightly and pushed your butt out. You swam to the far edge of the pool out looking the ocean (cuz now we in a pool by the ocean?) and you feel him. he’s right behind you. You start to panic like oh shit what now. He traps you with his body to the edge of the pool. Hands on either side of your body and he looks absolutely primal and you’re more than just living for it. When he looks to see you blushing and looking a little startled he holds you to his body and you mess around swimming in each other’s embrace. But your pussy was like throbbing from earlier so you decided to have a little fun so you wrap your legs around his waist and grind on him slowly and sensually.He leans down to lick your ear and whispers “you can’t do that to daddy” his voice was so husky and manly and full of desire. “What do you mean? ”you feign innocence and you look over to F/n and she gives the go get that dick face and winks. You get out of the water via the steps as he trails behind, so no one sees his hard on. His arms are around your shoulders and neck as his cock digs into your ass. He leads you to his room and lays you down. “ you sure?” You nod and then he slowly pulls your bottoms off and spreads your legs and looks at you for confirmation once more. When you give it to him he does down and licked sucked and nipped at your clit like his life depended on it. You can’t help but moan as he puts his fingers in your mouth so naturally you suck on them before he pulls them out with a pop. Then slowly starts fingering you while he makes out with your pussy and before you know it you feel that cool snap with no warning and you just gush all over his face.

he licks his lips as if it was some delectable nectar. He slowly lines up his cock and thrusts in and waits so you get used to it. ‘Go please more” he doesn’t need another invitation. So he thrusts with every ounce of strength he has and pounds into you over and over his tight hold on your hips turning his hands and your hips Whig with pressure. Yep it’ll leave a mark. He’s close you can tell he’s twitching through the plastic and your clenching you come. “ UGH BAKUGOU” “ just a bit longer I’m close. “ he chases his high and you come again before him and when the coil finally snaps he just.. we’ll collapses on top of you. “ your heavy” uou groan and he chuckles. “ I’m glad you’re mine” he smiles kissing your face. “ me too” looking at him through your eyelashes “ I love you bakugou” he blushes and you feel something hard inside. “ I’ll show you just how much I love you.

———-/

In honor of 250 likes Im sharing this story that had been rotting in my drafts 😂 it was a dream I had a few months ago ofc I altered it a bit!

With much love,

Your local Unnie xoxo

[goldenworldsabound]

gimme coffee shop, college, fake dating, and crossover for THE BOY CLAYMAN >:33c also i see that ur blog is now clayman themed hehe i love it

I owed it to him at this point to Claymanify the blog fkjdashfkjdsa

AIGHT LET'S GET TO IT

[COFFEE SHOP] - How many AU's do you have between all of your f/o's? What are they?

I answered this earlier but for Clayman I have quite a few as well!!!

College AU

Modern AU

Clayman is a magical cat AU (I love my cat AUs fkjhdsa)

Rich Bitch Trio counts here

Magical Western AU

True Dragon SI AU

Clayman is the Self Shipper AU

I think that's all of them fkdjsahfkjdsa

[COLLEGE] - What is your most developed/fleshed out AU?

Well funny you should say that it's swiftly becoming College AU, though all of these are pretty damn fleshed out. But College AU also includes a ton of other characters and it's just so FUN I love it, I'm sure I'll end up writing for it eventually fkjdsahfkjds

[FAKE DATING] - How would a reverse/personality swap AU work between your f/o and s/i?

personality swap...HONESTLY I don't- it wouldn't be us then anymore I get very confused by personality swap HOWEVER role swap is pretty interesting! If I was the Demon Lord and he was the summoned human...it would sort of shift our personalities though because it's hard to be cocky and smug the way he is in canon if he's...new to the world and lost. But I would be a lot friendlier than he was initially to me because I have excellent emotional intelligence (esp compared to him fkjdhfa). I think he would end up being the sort of subordinate Yamza is to him in canon - very aggressively and ready to tell everyone else how much they suck compared to me and to praise me endlessly. I let him- fkjdshafksa as for me...well, I would certainly be very confident. I'm not really super scheming myself the way he is in canon though so I no doubt talk to Laplace and Clayman and Kazalim and seek far more feedback than Clayman tends to in canon. Results in much better thought out plans until the mind control anyway-

[CROSSOVER] - Take your f/o and s/i and put them in another fandom! What happens? What do their stories look like now? Any big design changes?

Let's consider Genshin!!! His family strikes me as one that would work with the Fatui, even if they have their own goals related to Celestia...but they keep those under wraps. They have no qualms about doing dangerous or awful things. They also aren't human - maybe they're like Klee or maybe specifically Kazalim is like Klee (and part of the Hexenzirkel even) and the jesters + Clayman are homonculi like Albedo. Clayman's role would be to hold a rich and powerful position in Fontaine which he does fantastically. His Vision would be...

Electro, for the way he follows his family's plan for eternity. And also the electrical currents can be controlled to puppet others, allowing him to remain a sort of puppeteer, though this kind is far less suited for espionage and such and is more just terribly painful I imagine. But he could manipulate and control mechanical bodies perhaps.

As for my SI, in this case I suppose they would be living a mundane life in Fontaine, up until they are accused of a crime and almost wrongly convicted. Evidence that salvages their case is found last minute, but the whole experience traumatized them (yeah totally stealing from an actual Genshin SI's bg but shhh) and perhaps led to a Cryo Vision (which they use to create ice shards much like Tensura SI's "crystalline shards" and shields, and perhaps even wings though I doubt they could actually fly with them, more as an expression of art). Their belief and trust in gods is shaken - they understand now that their archon is quite fallible.

Clayman snatches them up straight away. I imagine he attends the trials at the Opera quite often and he sees how broken I become, and sees opportunity there. And the Vision. He also sees the Vision. And also sees that I'm pretty-

Anyway you get the idea, I am initially repulsed when I learn of the terrible actions his family does but I come to accept that since Clayman has already somewhat groomed me on their motives and goals and as such I begin to be able to look past all sorts of atrocities they slowly unveil to me, and before long I am committing them as well.