#f straight hair

[sanyu-thewitch05]

More Black! F! Yuu scenarios and headcanons

After the Mrs. Jackson incident, Malleus had a meeting with Silver, Lilia, Sebek, the Heartslabyul friends, The Octavinelle Trio, The Pomefiore trio, and Ruggie on how to season up their food.

👑: I can't believe you called us here for this.

🐉: Please, I need help.

🐙: Don't involve us in your unseasoned mess.

The Octavinelle trio leaves the room, leaving Malleus pleading for their help.

🐉: Wait, please, you're the only three white people I know how to actually use seasonings. Ruggie, help me out, you live in Savannaclaw.

🐆: And I'm just lightskinned.

Ruggie leaves after that making Malleus confused.

🐉: He's Black? Nevermind, just please help me!

🐆: Well, I guess you could do her hair or something…look, just do something that’s not weird.

With that idea, Malleus goes into town and buys every black hair product he sees on the shelves that you might like.

Then, he bursts into your dorm asking if he can wash your hair.

🦐: Yeah…sure…I guess. It’s wash day for me anyway.

🐉: THANK YOU CHILD OF MAN!

Malleus drags you into the bathroom and runs the shower head over your scalp.

His long fingernails practically massage your scalp as he washes it. It also picks up and takes out all the dandruff.

When he’s conditioning your hair, he decides to start small talk.

🐉: So, Yuu, how’s Grim?

🦐: He’s doing well. By the way, what made you want to do my hair today?

🐉: o///o well…I just wanted to be closer to you that’s all.

🦐: Aww, that’s sweet of you.

He washes the conditioner out of your hair, then puts the leave in on your scalp.

This is when the real fun begins. He’s perfect as finger coiling your hair, and with fae abilities, he can do all your hair within 30 minutes.

Then he grabs you, making sure you hold on tight to him, and he spins around creating a fire tornado to creatively dry your hair.

🦐: Wooo! Hahaha!

🐉: And done!

🦐: My hair looks amazing! Thank you!

When you hug Malleus, his brain stops operating.

Then when Malleus leaves, you can actually tell the truth to yourself.

You look like a Victorian child with ringlet curls.

Somehow, Malleus managed to do the method right, but the outcome was horrendous.

You call Jack, Ruggie, Leona, and Sam to help you.

🦐: *Sigh* Go ahead.

🦞: HAHAHA! GIRL! WHY DID YOU LET HIM PLAY IN YOUR HAIR?!

🦁: I knew that pasty lizard would do something stupid again.

🐺: I smell burnt hair.

🐆: Your hair is crunchy, and I don't even know if it's because your hair is burnt or if it's the gel cast.

🦐: I get it, I shouldn't have let that white boy do my hair.

🦞: Come on, let's help you out.

Each boy takes on a section, and they redo your finger coils.

After much time, they get your hair right(the results are the photo at the top).

When you leave for dinner, Malleus is beaming at you.

🐉: I knew my hairstyle would turn out well!

🦐: Well...you know what, it did.

🦁: *Growling from pure rage*

🦞: Let him take the credit, Leona. If you point out he messed up with Yuu again, he'll just do something even stupider next time.

🦁: Fine.

🐆: Did I ever tell you how Malleus thought I was white earlier this morning?

The four boys bust out laughing in the hallway.

🦞: How did you go from yellowbone to passé blanc?!

🐆: I don't know because everyone knows I'm lightskinned, but I guess nobody told him that! HAHA!

🦁: HAHAAHA!

🦐: *Choking on her laughter as it spills out* Don't worry Malleus-augh-it's-ha-it's- you didn't know-hahahaha!

🐉: *Whimpers into Yuu's chest*

[officialgleamstar]

no bigger ego crush than being called straight by a lesbian youre obsessed with i think

[butch-bakugo]

One of the worst ideas I've seen genuinely spread around the LGBT community is that liking a gnc person of the opposite gender is "fetishizing".

Bi women liking feminine boys is not "fetishization". Fem men aren't inherently gay or bi. Straight women liking fem men is not fetishization either. He is LITTERALLY within her sexuality but because you only view feminine men as "soft boy femboy little Twink gays who get preyed on by those creepy Fujoshis straight women 🥺" instead of... Ya know... Just a man who is feminine and could be litterally any sexuality, you think that wlm woman is a predator.

Sams gose with y'all and your stupidity surround masculine women. Bi men can like butches and masc women and it's not "fetishizing lesbians". Masc women aren't Inherently lesbian or bi. Straight Men liking masculine women isn't fetishization because she is LITTERALLY within his sexuality but because you only view straight men as "predatory creepy rapists who want to assault the fat ugly hairy dyke whose CLEARLY only presenting that way to drive men off but men feel entitled to her body" instead of, ya know, just a masculine woman who could be of litterally any sexuality, you think that mlw man is a predator.

If you want more cis het men to feel comfortable wearing dresses and skirts and nail polish and make up, you have to stop both the external cishet and internal LGBT assumptions about men who like feminine things. A bigot calling him a faggot and you calling him a queer~🏳️‍🌈 are both forcing a sexuality based connotation onto this random man that can get him in serious danger from homophobes and transphobes. Your gaydar is wrong.

If you want more cis het women to feel comfortable wearing suits and boots and cutting their hair short and having visible body hair, you have to stop both the external cishet and internal LGBT assumptions about women who like masculine things. A bigot calling her a dyke and you calling her a queer~🏳️‍🌈 are both forcing a sexuality based connotation onto this random woman that can get her in serious danger from homophobes and transphobes. Your gaydar is wrong.

Stop assuming all gender nonconformity is based in gayness and transness. Is it a good indicator? Sometimes but never assume and once you stop assuming, you help more cishets feel comfortable participating in gender fuckery. Stop assuming every masc woman is a butch and stop assuming every fem man is a Twink. Those are gay labels and there's nothing Inherently LGBT about presentation.

[purpldawne]

if you need me ill be in my chambers.

[aprilmr]

I love how we collectively as a fandom decided to ignore the fact that Farah wears her hair straight. Good job, team 👏👏👏

[habitual-creatures]

I mean for like, funsies

*accidentally snaps the hair tie*

Really? For funsies...?

Wha-

[ronnyraygun]

Some of Tim’s most underrated and disrespected looks, tbh.

[ilikedetectives]

my brethren there are so many chinese love songs that fit minthara x someone that make me want to scream this is not something i expected on my dash but thank you for reminding me i have a whole playlist to scour

My fellow brethren, Minthara's poetic endless silver river is meant for chinese love songs I tell you. And since nobody asks for this here it is:

Your hair is like snow, the freezing night of our parting. Invite the moon to visit and illuminate those memories, love is perfect under the moonlight. Your hair is like snow, flying with these bitter tears. (髮如雪 Fa Ru Xue/Hair Like Snow)

Or this level of regret

Only one out of ten thousand parts of love is sweet, still I would rather be buried with just it... How painful it is to part? How intense is the pain? When dreams are buried in the misty rain of South River. Only when we've had our hearts broken we finally understand. (江南 Jiang Nan/South River)

Or this level of waiting and longing

Each step I take the memories of you cut deeper. I exchange the previous life, this life, and the next to cross the mundane world/mortal realm. Loving you I do not care how deep the Sea of Suffering is. I wait for you at the samsara, wait for your acceptance, wait for you to reincarnate/come back. (渡红尘 Du hongchen/Crossing the mortal realm)

I'm taking emotional damage, so Imma end this ask with a more lighthearted one as long as you don't get pass half the song

Answer me with an unhesitant kiss. Use sincerity to break any reluctance. (以无旁骛之吻 Yi Wu Pang Wu Zhi Wen / A kiss without distraction)

[columbosunday]

outfit. hairy legs !!!!! and cowboy boots

[somewhatgayerthanistypicalfurina]

Tbh the way people on this website(/presumably other websites too but this is the one on which I see strangers opinions most often) talk about twinks soooooo derogatorily really Does make me super uncomfortable. It feels really homophobic in a way I haven't been able to nail down precisely

But just like. Always using twink as a derogatory thing and undesirable both to be or to want. Not really outright saying twinks aren't real men but IMPLYING it through comparisons to Real Men that are Big and Strong And Hairy. Like okay? You want big muscle men? You and every mainstream media in existence...? Why are people pretending that hating twinks is subversive. Why are people pretending that twinks are widely seen as the best sort of man.

And like it's EXPECTED for men to be able to grow lots of body hair and to get lots of muscle and be thick and sturdy and strong. And men are shamed for not being hairy enough and they are shamed for being twiggy and WHY are you doing it MORE but using gay words. Saying bears are sooooooo great but twinks are sooooo icky doesn't magically make you Not body shaming a group of people for Exactly The Reasons They Are Already Bodyshamed

Idk. Bwah. This isn't even me being firsthand butthurt bc I don't actually think I would be seen as a twink? But I am so tired of feeling like a fake gay and looked down on for not really being very into the typical male beauty standards

[a-rats-selfship-blog]

its too early for me to be this emotional over lacking representation but here i am crying in cereal because i couldn’t keep reading a reader insert fic after i was called “pink” bro im so tired

[the-acid-pear]

Said this on my liveblog but I gotta say this here too, the way Berdly's crush on Susie is handled is, so fucking good. So much so it upsets me how the fandom treats it, because from Berdly's pov it's so damn genuine... So much so he's SHY about it gamer teen experiences crush for the first time and is crushed and humbled by it. Like there's something so funny and cute about Susie accidentally making these two nerds go thru a whole character arc by virtue of being hot and THE WHOLE TIME she doesn't fully realize that's what's going on. I just honestly love it and I love Berdly so much ....

[stars-self-ships]

All of my life it's been heartbreak weather

Thinking to myself it won't get better

It can be so lonely in this city

But it feels different when you're with me.

🖤💚🖤💚🖤

[thedeadthree]

ok ok FINEE ill make a g*ojo girlie anything for pookie i GUESS!! <3