#eztaric

[ranchhands]

baldurs gaters, I present to u...... chronically eepy drow (eztar, wizard, more he than him, lover of gnawing and biting and chewing on men)

[lowerca53]

metal te consegui noviaaaa

Ella es "divina" la erizo , una chica de familia de granja y campo pero que sabe se las grandes ciudades y su luz , simpática pero muy relajada en situaciones serias .

(Lore del ship)

Un dia tras un enfrentamiento en la bace de eggman , en los cielos(una nave en el cielo) luchaba contra sonic quien descubrio una de las tantas cosas que hacia eggman(cosas de trama comun) , metal sonic se enfrento a el y fue dañado aun punto que su sistema empeso a fallar, callendo tras un fuerte golpe que sonic dio, metal callo desde la nave hacia un campo , quedando apagado por unos instantes .

Divina estaba guardando manzanas hasta que escucho un fuerte impacto en su granero y almacen, esta se apresuro para ver que era , y fue ahi donde vio un robot apagado dañado y en escombros, ella dudo que hacer, no sabia que aria con ese troso de metal , y cuando lo tiro de unas cajas este se activo y divina grito por el susto .

Metal volvio a eztar activo y miro a divina ,pero cuando se dispuso a levantarse su cuerpo no respondia y divina lo puso en una carretilla y se lo llevo , lastima? Eso sintio al ver un robot que no podia ni pararse.

De momento digo esto, nose que creen?

[sexyspacerobotclownlady]

Some nice EzTaric that isn’t homophobic!

eztober 2/31

[bts-scenarios-br]

você viu as fotos dos meninos? eu to - ksjdhaishisja

AJSNEBWBEJEJWJ NOSSA EU VI AAAA SE EU VI Q SURTO Q FOI AQUEEELE

como sempre, surtemos em conjunto mais 7ma vez pq nn foi o suficiente ainda:

ISSO SEM CONTAR AS DE ONTEM, NE?

TIPO????

eu gostaria de surtar individualmente pelas fotos do primeiro dias mas o Tumblr nn deixa colocar tanta coisa MAS SAIBAM Q TEVE MTO SURTO COM ELAS OKAY?? DESDE O NAM COM RENDA AO JIMIM COM SAIA E ELE TBM JUNTO COM O HOBI COM AQLAS BOTAS eu vou colapsaaar

[our-ask-eztaric-blog]

Time to put on sunglasses and ask away ! ✩

[cantinhodalaiza]

Passo 23: Entenda que: É muito difícil ser uma mulher sensível e explosiva pq quando tu se depara com umas situações que te magoam a tua única reação é explodir. É como se fosse uma auto-defesa que tua mente desenvolveu pra tu poder se defender dessas situações. Dando a impressão que tu é uma grande descontrolada quando na verdade você só é a maior chorona. É realmente ruim viver com isso.

Passo 24: Por favor nunca me faça pensar que você não quer mais ficar comigo (n sendo vdd) pois vou me sentir muito mal.

Passo 25: Antes de namorar comigo você precisa entender que:

Tenho problemas de autoestima

as vezes eu sumo

Sou insegura em relação a tudo.

Me magoo facilmente com atitudes.

Tenho traumas de que não falo pra ninguém.

Me sinto insuficiente demais.

Odeio me sentir importante e depois ser tratada como tanto faz.

Sinto ciúmes por medo de perder alguém que amo

as vezes vou querer ficar sozinha mas não quer dizer que eu não goste de ficar com você.

Vai ter vezes que vou dizer para me deixar sozinha e não é pra vc me deixar sozinha.

Passo 26: Vou querer usar metadinhas com você.

Passo 27: Namorar cmg é pedir p ser mimado pq eu amo mimar as pessoas que eu amo.

Passo 28: Faça coisas fofinhas sem que eu tenha que pedir

Passo 29: Amar um ansioso é entender que:

Vão haver dias de insegurança

Dias em que você terá que lidar com lágrimas

Dias em que nada vai eztar "bom" e que não é de propósito.

Vão haver crises de autoestima

Mas tenha certeza de que você será verdadeiramente amado.

Passo 30: Entender o perigo que eu corro sendo uma mulher negra, bi e indígena.

Passo 31: Entenda que a minha família zoa todo mundo e vai te zoar também!

Passo 32: Vou querer rever minhas séries favoritas com você.

Passo 33: Vou querer tirar fotos assim com você e postar.

Passo 34: Eu tenho dois estados de espírito.

Passo 35: Só uma ideia de como fazer um pedido sendo bem original. Ps: sou alérgica a cerveja.

Passo 36: Nós precisamos ser tocados por quem amamos tanto quanto precisamos do ar que respiramos - A Cinco Passos de Você

Passo 37: Quase 18 anos e ainda ninguém realizou meu sonho de ganhar uma florzinha, nem uma florzinha catada do chão. Então ja te deixo com essa ideia

Passo 38: Entenda que é disso que eu preciso num relacionamento:

CONTINUAÇÃO NO PRÓXIMO POST

3/?

[prodigal-ezreal]

Ship Bias

I think everyone knows I don’t like Eztaric. I’m not against people who do, but please. Do Not Mention It In My Presence. I really like Taric as a Champ and as a Character, and I think they could be good friends! But the fandom has really ruined that for me.

I don’t get TF and Ez??? Like? At all?

I have a complicated relationship with Ekko and Ez. I used to 100% ship it cos with Bia (rip she’s not dead but I just like remembering her) we both technically had aged up versions of our own characters, cos contrary to popular belief, Ezreal pre update was supposed to be 17. After the update in 2018 it became questionable so I left it, but ever since the Lore book and the fact that Taliyah is now like 20 something and they were supposed to be around the same age since Riot shipped them, I’ve slowly but steadily come right back to my bullshit. I really like the rivalry aspect of it! They are literal polar opposites, I think it’s a great literary opportunity to talk about the diferences in Piltover and Zaun and their own lifes. Despite Ez having all handed to him in a silver platter, Ekko still has something he envies: a loving, caring family.

I am really open to any and all ships, granted they meet the requirements I’ve already said. truth be told I’ve been eyein’ Irelia since R writes it so beautifully, but R writes everything like that so—- I am not sure about romantically with my ez, I’m yet to be sold on that. But I think they could be good friends!

I really like the concept of Ez and dangerous ladies. It’s so funny to me. He’d dig himself deeper and deeper to save face and cos he doesn’t wanna anger them.

Biased Bisexual || Not accepting @iceflowers

[noti-oax]

AHORA LE TOCA HACER REÍR EN EL CIELO En redes sociales se dio a conocer el fallecimiento del Luis Fernando “N” conocido como el payaso "Clipper Eztar", quien murió la madrugada del 16 de septiembre en el fraccionamiento Villas Otoch Paraíso, de la ciudad de Cancún. Apenas tenía 27 años de edad. De acuerdo a testigos, se encontraba conviviendo con vecinos y amigos durante las fiestas patrias, cuando realizó una broma a un joven de 17 años, pero este no lo toleró y fue a su vivienda a buscar un arma de fuego para después dispararle en varias ocasiones. El presunto asesino logró huir. Al lugar arribaron autoridades de la Fiscalía para iniciar con las investigaciones. El SEMEFO se llevó su cuerpo para realizarle la necropsia de ley correspondiente. Vecinos y amigos del gremio de payasos lamentaron los hechos y piden justicia. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cip5-DHrKg8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kokoland2-blog]

He is Naig Naig Eztar a spacial cat

He’s just me

[darwin-zamora]

Créditos : @luisitocomunica --- Frase : Da siempre lo mejor de ti y lo mejor vendrá. (en Qiziera Eztar A Tu Lado Por Qe Te Amo i Te Extraño Mi Amor Donde Eztaz...) https://www.instagram.com/p/CLvlfNLD5xX/?igshid=3co849gdy7w3

[futubandera-cl]

Yo Tratando de eztar liztos pa´ las bakazionez... 

[justindrawscomics]

Eztar keeps the demons away with Chain Lightning. #homf #hallsofmoonflower #webcomic #comic #wizard #lightningbolt https://www.instagram.com/p/B3_O8gMACB_/?igshid=j8t2d5tf1en2

[auritasantana]

me dijo que quería eztar zolo. zolo conmigo para el rezto de zu vida ♡.- . . |📸: @cesarportesphoto | . #auritayteto #losflos #brideandgroom #bride #groom (at Playa Caribe) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx0GH_bnFiQ/?igshid=12z21uqux9gj6

[ligiao-o]

Guijeta digan la berdad

"Emm tio .... vegeta y guili disen ke van a ir al sine juntoz o a eztar en caza solos para engañarnoz pero en berdad se ban a ir con sus nobiaz" Esto se resume en incoherencias. Gente, consigan criterio antes de crear hipótesis sin sentido.

[prodigal-ezreal]

Nach Little Box of Hopes And Fears: Ezreal rework edition.

Let’s open this Pandora box, okay?

So, The Ezreal rework is probably hitting live somewhere at the end of the year after Worlds and the PBE during them, which gives us two months to sit, twiddle our thumbs and think. And Oh Boi! Have I thought! More under the cut because this Got Long.

This is all VERY subjective. Please take it with a grain of sea salt.

Let’s start from the beginning, as all organized matters should: What has Riot been doing with their reworks and Lore updates lately?

In my opinion, is give everyone and everything a place in the world, connecting characters and things that might have not been connected previously and retconning a few things along the way— With various degrees of success. The Darkin in Shurima are probably one of the biggest offenders here. While it gave them a place in Runaterra other than ‘Maybe aliens from another dimension/Old As Hell Demons’, Aatrox’s rework, Varus’s music video and Rhaast’s release never tied their designs or origins to anything Shuriman, from there the whiplash I got at least.

But that’s beside the point I’m trying to make. What’s Ezreal’s current state in the Lore?

Well, Ezreal has always been kind of in a weird spot post-institute, he’s from Piltover but has never had any strong affiliations or associations with the City State other than the place in which he spent his childhood, and now with the Piltover/Zaun and his own lore update, he has little ties in design as well! Back in the day, belts were all the rage in Piltover, now it’s more of an Art Deco thing —which I love— but Mr ‘I could probably go a week eating only the leather in my outfit’s belts and I still wouldn’t go hungry’ doesn’t fit anymore aesthetically. Shurima is still important to his character, since that’s where he got his gauntlet from, but as we can see from Elixir of Uloa, he’s not limited to exploring the desert, and to be honest? he never was.

Talking about design, it’s not that his design is horrendously bad, even if a bit ridiculous for his job (leather is not a breathable fabric), it just grew old. And it could have grown older! But the disparity between League’s current aesthetic/lore direction and Ezreal’s would have grown way too large for a champion so played. That’s why I reason they chose him, and not fiddlesticks or Udyr, for a VU/VO right now.

And here is where the box gets opened: let’s go first through the fears to have hope be sitting nice and pretty still inside at the end, okay?

I think everyone that follows me knows that, while I eat up any and all canon Ezreal content, I really don’t like the most recent approach Riot has had with his art: That Cutesy, Pixie Boy aesthetic that gets in my nerves and is present both in Star Guardian and the most recent World Championship skins. (Not to mention, they have gotten really lazy painting/modeling his face? I’d argue Ace of Spades has a prettier face than SG/SSG). Were his rework to take that direction for the sake of the good old ‘Ez is a girl’ joke, I’m going to be really sad about it. And Mad. Smad.

Not because I have a probelm with Ezreal not being your traditional hypermasculine fantasy male character, I quite enjoy that he isn’t, and if they were to tilt the scales in that direction to overfix the same joke, I’d still feel weird about it.

I think its easy to understand the fear of my favorite character being changed into the joke that has plagued him for years because of the homophobic fanbase that birthed it. My beef of course isn’t with male aligned people who don’t fit into the expectations of the gender, and it’s not my intention to imply that if you like the joke/ship, that you are contributing to your own oppression by reclaiming something they named as shameful— of course not. My beef is with the fact they claimed it shameful and that Riot is Not Woke Enough to pretend like it was their intention all along and they aren’t playing into the vices and prejuices of its fanbase. Let me explain.

Tar/ez or Eztar!c exists only because of the powerduo they used to be all the way back in Season 2, and persisted as an intracommunity joke because people just loved making fun of characters that didn’t quite fit with the usual Male Archetype(tm), Ezreal with his assumed ‘pretty boy’ looks (assumed because tbh no one was pretty back then) and lithe physique, and Taric with his ‘affeminate’ liking of gems. This joke, rooted in homophobia, turned both of their characters into jokes that Riot despite its best efforts because I mostly liked Taric’s rework, shut up, still l can’t completely overcome to this day, when the usage of ‘lol that’s so gay’ is not as negative as the beggining of the decade. It’s not like I think that it’s going to go away, I just fear it’s gonna get worse.

Not to mention! The wildly original, very alive horse that is the ‘Ez is a girl’ joke, comes from people forcing heterosexual roles into same gender relationships which, ew! That and his “Pretty anime boy” archetype, since those are also popular in yao! media (double ew). AND from the misogony that any male aligned person, or in less serious cases like this one, character, that doesn’t fall into line with the expectative of its gender, it’s marked as lesser. You might see this issues and think ‘I barely see that anymore’, which, fair. It has been in decline in the general Internet Population since the second half of the decade, but all of these problems stem from early 2010’s gamer culture so— Yeah. That’s another can of worms I am NOT opening.

TLDR: I feel like the the recent art direction comes from toxic places and I’m fearful Riot is gonna play into that instead of ignoring it.

It may be something else behind those decisions, but this is what my confirmation bias looks like.

Enough of unfounded fears I have now struck into your hearts because if I’m going to hell worrying about this, I’m gonna bring you all with me. Let’s think about hope.

My highest hopes for the update is that Riot plays into Ezreal’s lack of strong links— Not only do I think that it makes sense for a explorer to never truly belong in one place, it’s just easier and doesn’t force anything too alien to his character. I’d really like if they went for a ‘citizen of the world’ kind of deal. Make his design something based on Piltover but obviously worn and foreign, pepper his language with words from Shurima, Freljord, Ionia! Hell, with how big Noxus is, he’d have to learn to speak the language if he wanted to cross through it. I feel like he’s a wonderful opportunity to represent how diverse, yet interconnected Runnaterra is. I also feel like it plays into his fantasy of being a dashing —pun intended—young man who gets in and out of trouble, from adventure to adventure a la Indana Jones.

But going back to Riot’s Lore direction, we still need to tie him with somewhere, or at the very least, something.

Enter the world rune.

‘But Nach’ I hear you wail as I use either 50’s sellsman tactics or early 2000’s fanfic writer interrumptions to catch your attention, ‘World Runes are Ryze’s thing!’

Which, Fair. They are. I’m not saying Ezreal is gonna ‘prove himself to be able to let go of a World Rune’ since that is Ryze’s exclusive thing (even if the thought of that happening and Ez outright rejecting it cos Adventure sounds very appealing to me) I just want him to be tied to the missing World Rune because it makes sense for League’s token explorer to accidentaly stumble into the World Magic Battery.

Also because of the promo, but who knows. Maybe he wasn’t in the Ryze short precisely for that, maybe because since it had been so many years on the making, Ez wasn’t even in the Update Radar then and they just didn’t include him/made reference to him. It doesn’t matter, we don’t know. Time will tell.

Plus, him being tied to the World Rune would make Zoe’s fixation —as creepy as it is— make a bit more sense. If the Aspect Of Change that damned The Darkin is the same one we have today, It’d make her have more secretive, ulterior motives and connect her happy go lucky and childish personality to that mischeveous, manipulative persona we got to see in the Darkin story. If it turns out they are different, it still makes sense with Zoe’s Color story and IG characterization since she can’t seem to get serious about/remember what precisely she was supposed to omen.

TLDR Hopes: Just tie him to the world rune, it’d be cool. Also make him a fucking tutti fruti of cultures.

To tie it all up, I know there’s not much I can do but wait, since I am not active in the forums or the reddit community— but If I could feel in my heart Zoe was gonna have a crush on Ezreal when we got her ig teaser, then I do dare hope.

[cryptic-crassulaceae]

the virgin eztaric shipping taric roleplayer vs the overanalyzing, 100+ headcanon taric roleplayer