#ezp

[voidzphere]

killer do you think the "mak kau hijau" insult would work on dream n nightmare

i mean. their mom is green so

translation: “your mother is green”

HEHAHAG. yes i think this would piss them off

[nightlist]

zome quintezzential evbit zongz:

bleed for me - johnny goth

climbing up the walls - radiohead

pet - a perfect circle

sex with a ghost - teddy hyde

and of courze

i cant decide - scissor sisters (literally canon)

[0104yuri]

i love you kagamine twinz

[tranz-regent]

juzt imagine being like. a cape whoz been around for a decent amount of time, you know how thingz work and zuch. and zomr fucking catgirl in a cute outfit juzt heli dropz onto a battlefield and removez her zpine and it turnz into zome dragon thing and fucking inztakillz everything. itd be inzane

[olterior]

Me, in a fight with some ruffians. We're evenly matched, and in a last ditch attempt of dishonourable victory they kick me in the bulge of my crotch.

Instead of doubling over in pain like any other man would, I lock eyes with them in a steely amusement. They are shocked, stunned; I am able to gain the other hand in the fight.

Injured but victorious, I stagger to my friends onlooking at the side.

"How did you withstand that kick? I thought for sure you were a goner"

I chuckle, and whip out my lightly dented STP soft packer from within my boxers.

"Nah, I was fine. It was EZPeezy."

[voidzphere]

siiighz. i love gay divorced old men

Headcanon that these two are incredibly divorced but will immediately team up to start roasting everyone else in the vicinity the second they see each other

[vivid-badsquad]

🔥 prsk rarepairs

i think that generally rarepairz r fucking awezome. but

i feel like therez people who like. who are TOO gung-ho about rarepairz. now i will admit im a bit like thiz at timez but im not gonna be like "dni if u zhip rarepairz literally kyz theyve never met they never will ur deluzional i hate you 😆😆😆😆😋" like i love rarepairz i love people that zhip rarepairz

alzo unrelated yet alzo very related ztop hating on people that zhip oc x vocaloid. like i get it makez people uncomfortable but i zwear the people that dont like them take it WAY too far.

[oursharedprison]

autizm hungry feed it zweetvoice emojiz

[rotom-heart-form]

31 37 and 40 for the pokeblr asks!! (~@amynmacaron)

31. If you could have any Pokémon in the world to add to your team, what Pokémon would it be?

another rotom.... or the kitty mentioned in myth in paldea mayhapz.. otherwize tho id love a togedemaru or lurantis!! i mizz alola even if i didnt stay there very long tbh...

37. Do you have a naming convention for your Pokémon?

not really!! theyre kinda juzt named what feelz right if that makez sense? fizzl and pippy r named after wordz with a corruption that remind me of them tho !! (fizzle and peppy :D)

40. Favorite thing about your partner Pokémon?

EVERYTHING!!! BUT I ALZO LOVE HOW SOFT SIL IS AND HOW HE KNOWS WHEN IM SAD !!! HEZ LITERALLY THE BEZT EMOTIONAL SUPPORT LITTLE GUY ,,,, AND FIZZL HAZ ATE BAD NIGHTMAREZ AND SCARED OFF WEIRD PPL A BUNCH TOO,, (in hindsight. dont uze movez on ppl if u can avoid it tho. even if itz juzt flash so they fuck off)

[puppypop5]

🤝🤝🤝🤝

MEN MAKE ME ZO

[nightlist]

‘zeez a white man i dont recognize on here’ thiz iz jerma iznt it.

[oursharedprison]

honk shoo honk shoo...🐶💭💤

I have a fun idea! Reblog with a photo of your pet and a caption of what it is thinking! 

[tranz-regent]

i promize thiz iznt gonna become an alec rp blog.

[voidzphere]

TWO killer sans drawingz in ONE day ⁉️⁉️ WAY more likely than youd think 🔥🔥🔥

( cuz what kind of killer sans artizt would i be without drawin a shit-ton of art of him .. ezp on his bday .. cmonnn )

killer sans belongz to rahafwabas

[vivid-badsquad]

yah anyway um. mafumiku and kanamiku r rotting my brain away atm

[real-total-drama-takes]

aaa… zometimez thiz blog makez me feel zick.. (not cauze of the blog in general, I mean cauze of how much goddamn racizm there iz ezp from imperzonatorz)

Tr: aaa… sometimes this blog makes me feel sick.. (not cause of the blog in general, I mean cause of how much goddamn racism there is esp from impersonators)

-🥝