#ezio is even the one to contact edward to off-kilter lucifer

[teecupangel]

12 sm thought: Was reading the tags of the newest addition to the lucifer/ac and all I can think about now is Altair just staring down Lucifer as he gauges whether or not he's worthy of being Desmond's BFF

The Desmond becomes Lucifer’s BFF post that started this.

Lucifer just getting stared down via a video call from the afterlife by Altaïr would be so funny on so many levels because Altaïr knows Lucifer has no leverage at all.

If he does anything funny, all Altaïr has to do is tell Desmond, and Lucifer will have to suffer through Desmond’s look of complete disappointment. And Altaïr doesn’t fear him at all since he understands how Lucifer’s powers work and he knows Lucifer wouldn’t risk using it on him on the off-chance Desmond finds out.

So Altaïr milks the entire thing. He makes Lucifer squirm just because he can and Lucifer knows that. At the same time, he also knows that Altaïr is serious about this so he starts second-guessing which is an act just to rile him up and which is really Altaïr’s true feelings.

And you just see Ezio and Connor in the background of Altaïr’s screen with Ezio giving Lucifer a thumbs up sometimes.

Lucifer assumes that means he’s doing great.

Ezio is actually giving Altaïr a thumbs up on the parts where Lucifer gets it wrong or where Lucifer tries too hard.

Connor is just sighing and staying out of this entire thing.

Then it turns to chaos when there’s another incoming call and it’s Haytham who looks annoyed at being here. His face gets pushed aside and Edward comes into view and now Lucifer has to deal with two different kinds of a father-figure who has a lot to ask and who may or may not be working together to get the Devil to squirm like a teenager who is just meeting his (platonic) partner’s parents for the first time.