#ezio audiotre

[tendebill]

ac2 crew posting

had this idea for so long and i finally managed to scrape this together. shoutout to the bleeding effect

[teecupangel]

Probably gonna sound a bit weird here, but, anyone else just have a thing for Ezio's boots in the AC2 trailer?? Have some music playing as I write, and literally every video with Ezio shows the scene where he jumps off the beam at the end and kinda does a 'superhero landing', and I'm always just like 'ugh, those boots.' Everyone else has to have an aspect of an AC character's clothes they just can't explain liking so much, right...?

The boots in question:

I don't blame you, those are some sexy boots.

Also...

They seem to be based on Ezio's final concept art

Because his in-game boots in AC2 look like these:

I guess it could be the same boots if Ezio was to flip the collar?

As for... aspect of an AC character's clothes I can't explain liking so much... I was thinking of Hope Jensen's Assassin Robes but I can easily explain that as me having a soft spot for her kind of clothing design (the frills, it's the goddamn frills and ribbons).

And then I remember...

I really like the yellow fabric on Bayek's default outfit.

I don't really know why? It just looks... nice to me.

[krimellowarden]

it’s so funny that like altaïr used to sleep around with women (mentioned in the secret crusades), ezio was a womaniser, the kenways were naturally a hit with the ladies and des? does he even KNOW he has a son?

[clingyduoapologist]

My name is Ezio audiotre and I am an assassin l

[tendebill]

omfg we're actually gonna have to choose between the babygirls in the finale

squire, prepare the divorce jokes

Group 3&4 - Semi Finals

Full bracket

[goldenmask]

[foreveranassassindesmond]

[homerically]

I'm just obsessed with it it's my favourite part of the game!

[miyku]

[tendebill]

For an ezioleo idea, how about Ezio using his gondola piloting skills to give Leonardo a (romantic) tour in Venice? He may not sing incredibly well like real gondolieri but he’s trying his best :]

Here's your gondola date :DD sorry it took so long, ive had my sights set on this ask since november lol

(yes i have been playing ac: revelations, yes i love ezio's little songs, yes i did listen to him sing for 20 minutes instead of doing the mission)

[teecupangel]

(5:36pm) read your response to DC/AC John thing and now I'm imagining Desmond at least once doing a finger gun in the way of an enemy and that enemy just immediately bursting into a pillar of fire. Also I wonder if his bleeds of his ancestors will try and make sense of some of the things they encounter while around John

Desmond just being awkward and trying to defuse the situation which consists of four hostiles ready to bite through John’s neck and drag Desmond to their lair/headquarters/home/Desmond-wasn’t-really-paying-attention-because-those-are-sharp-claws-holy-wow by making a bad joke and doing the finger gun thing.

Instead, it summons a pillar of white light that destroys part of the ceiling and burns the one Desmond pointed his finger guns to so bad all that remained was freaking ash.

Everyone is dead silent for a few seconds before chaos finally erupted.

It took a few months before Desmond realized that he can summon the pillar of sunlight and death by thinking “yeah, this dude has to die” and not actually needing the finger gun movements.

As for how his Bleeds will react to the strangeness of the DC ‘verse:

Altaïr is the most skeptical of them all. He believes that anything that is unexplained needs only to be studied. He’ll believe in demons, magic and all the superhero/mythical/alien bs of the DC universe but he will also believe that everything has logical reasoning behind all this mythical/superhero/extra-terrestrial bs. Altaïr’s reasoning is what propels Desmond to always conclude: Isu Bullshit.

Ezio is kinda more on the fence. Superhero and aliens? That’s weird but, yeah, he’s on board with Isu bullshit. Demons??? Curses??? Oooohhh boy. His religious upbringing is making him go “tread carefully, Desmond, this is some demonic shit.” He’s not going to say bad shit about the Judeo-Christian God or about demons because Mama Auditore will not hear that kind of blasphemy in this house, thank you.

Ratonhnhaké:ton is the opposite. Sorta. Anything superhero-related and magic-related, he’ll mostly think of them as something related to the spirits. He believes magic is real too. But he will also agree that some kind of Isu fuckery is involved because the only times he did encounter magic in his time, it was related to the Isus. However, he will also be the most respectful of everyone’s beliefs and is the usual one to caution Desmond to rein in his words when he gets caught up in Altaïr’s analyze-and-debunk spirals.

Haytham… Haytham is like Altaïr-lite. More often than not, he’s on the side of “the Precursors were an advanced race that could push the future to their liking, this is not beyond the realms of their capabilities” but he also grew up listening to the wonderful strange stories his father used to tell him about the sea. He knows his father embellished many of them but it sunk into his psyche and he is more open to the possibilities of something to be more ‘fantasy-esque’ than ‘sci-fi-esque’ compared to Altaïr.

BONUS: Edward believes in all of these. Pirates are a superstitious lot and this is the kind of shit that he would eat up. Doesn’t matter if he had been an Assassin for years by the time Desmond got his Bleed of him and he could find a logical explanation behind the Observatory, you don’t mess with all that juju. (This, of course, embarrasses Haytham)

[waityoudontgetit-blog]

[teecupangel]

What if Ezio saw someone who had the potential to be an assassin as they could climb after a break in carrying a bag of gold or jewelry but unfortunately their face was covered up?

If we’re basing this on AC Brotherhood, Ezio would check first where that person had broken into. If it’s a Borgia stronghold or a place connected to the Borgias or his allies, he would complement them and try to recruit that person. But if it’s like some normal citizen’s place, he’d chase that person down to try and get the stolen items. After that, he’d give them the chance to explain themselves and, depending on their explanation, Ezio would offer a chance in the Brotherhood or not.

Even if that person managed to slip away from him, he most probably has enough recruits and contacts to find them. He’d talk to La Volpe about that person as well, hoping La Volpe would know about the masked thief. If the masked thief is not part of La Volpe’s band of thieves then Ezio would have La Volpe’s thieves looking for that person as well because they’re territorial and they will not tolerate any ‘upstarts’.

It would only be a matter of time before the thief is caught because they would have La Volpe’s thieves and Ezio’s recruits keeping an eye on them.

Hell, the chase would probably give them plus points in Ezio’s books and the longer they keep away from Ezio, the more Ezio would be curious about them.

Honestly, it really depends on who the thief targets whenever they steal.

If they steal from the Borgias or the rich in general then Ezio would recruit them.

If not… well… Ezio would listen to why they steal and their fate in Ezio’s hands will depend on their answer.

[tendebill]

yk what would be fun? yk what would be silly? What if i did an ezioleo drawing request stream on my twitch this weekend. although idk if any of you would be interested in smthn like that /:]?

I will do the requests i still have in my inbox eventually, but i just think it would be really fun to draw some new, quick requests live. lmk if any of u are up for that!! :D

[wormholephobia]

THEY!! THEYYYYY!!

For an ezioleo idea, how about Ezio using his gondola piloting skills to give Leonardo a (romantic) tour in Venice? He may not sing incredibly well like real gondolieri but he’s trying his best :]

Here's your gondola date :DD sorry it took so long, ive had my sights set on this ask since november lol

(yes i have been playing ac: revelations, yes i love ezio's little songs, yes i did listen to him sing for 20 minutes instead of doing the mission)