#exyissexy

[kevindayslefthand]

Heyo! So a suggestion for the prompts/ask/HC thing? House hunting as a couple but the realtor is very dense (or vice versa and the realtor is very presumptuous - i guess if you've seen that John Mulaney bit about buying a house lol) & for any / all couples/characters :)) Thanks! Good luck with getting your mojo / inspiration back :))

Thanks for this!!

Andreil go house hunting, they're looking to buy a 2 bedroom luxury apartment

And somehow they end up with a realtor that is a DIE HARD exy fan.

She knows all the stats, watches all the games, cardboard cut out of Kevin in her room from when she was a teen,

And so ofc she literally LOSES HER SHIT when she realises that the clients are none other than Andrew Minyard and Neil Josten like WHAT THE FUCK

But she tells herself she's going to try and play it cool, be professional, and then maybe at the end she can ask for an autograph?

Andrew and Neil bring the cats with them. They let them loose in every apartment, and every time they meow Andrew will not knowingly and say something like "you're right, it's too small" or "yes I also like the colour of the carpet"

And the realtor is allergic to cats but she's not about to say anything to Andrew so she's trying her best to hold her sneezes in

Neil likes every single apartment. He is not very helpful at all

Then she's about to show them one she thinks they'll really like, but she tells them beforehand that it's a one bedroom

They're not technically official in the press but all the real fans know they're a thing and they've never denied it

Andrew raises an eyebrow when she says this and motions for her to continue , while Neil just smirks

Anyway, they decide they really like the one bedroom and sir and king also approve so they let her know they want to put in an offer

And while Neil is filling out the paperwork Andrew is just walking around the apartment and he can tell this woman is just ITCHING to ask him a question

After five minutes he gets bored and asks her "what"

And she sort of fumbles for a second then goes into her handbag and whips out a book titled "All time Exy legends" which is basically just a bunch of glossy pics and interviews from members of US court

And she very tentatively asks "Would you mind signing this? You don't have to, obviously, I don't want to bother you, but I'm a huge fan and it's been so wonderful meeting you guys and-"

Neil decides to save the poor girl because Andrew was clearly just going to let her ramble

He smiles and says "of course!" and takes the book and the pen from her

He flips through the pages until he gets to one of Andrew shirtless with a bunch of his stats printed at the bottom and signs it, smiling

Andrew obviously finds this repulsive and rolls his eyes but takes the book anyway when Neil extends it to him

Neil watches as Andrew flicks to the striker section and signs a photo of Kevin and Neil with "Absolute junkies - don't encourage them. AM."

The realtor pets sir and king despite her allergies bc they're such icons how could she not

They thank her and go on their way

Every time that a fox goes house hunting after that, Andrew recommends the same realtor, which is how she meets Dan and Matt

It's not that Andrew likes her, because he doesn't like anyone, it's just that Sir and King liked her, and they never like anyone, and they told him to be nice to her, and he can't say no to them because they're the ones who actually run the Minyard-Josten household

[kevindayslefthand]

So the whole "it's easier if you remain heterosexual" OBVIOUSLY fucking comes from experience, probably something to do with Kevin's maybe relationship with Jean in the nest. My little baby deserves to let his bisexuality shine so here are some hcs about how he slowly becomes more comfortable and open with liking men as well as women:

Nicky watches a lot of LGBT movies, and Kevin starts to join him, very occasionally. Seeing two men kiss on TV makes him yearn and he has to look away sometimes, to remind himself it's not something he can have.

Slowly he stops looking away, and just let's himself feel

Jeremy and Jean go public with their relationship, and even though they do receive homophobic comments, most people are happy for them, and they seem happy. It makes Kevin think that perhaps while "remaining straight" might be easier, it's not necessarily better.

He and Jean talk in the phone, for the first time in months. Jean whispers to him softly in French about Jeremy. Kevin can hear the love and joy in his voice. Right before they hang up, Jean reminds him that he can do whatever he wants now. He's exys greatest legend, and not even the Moriyamas or Riko's ghost can hold him back.

He's at Eden's and there is this vv cute boy and Kevin is just immediately drawn to him. He has to get crazy drunk to do it but he goes over and flirts with him and the only thing he remembers before crashing that night is that he's not disgusted or disappointed in himself - he's happy, and almost proud.

A few months later he notices this really cute guy in his history class

His name is Adrian, he's got sandy brown hair and honey gold eyes and he's kind and clever, and very talkative

It takes a lot, but Kevin eventually does talk to Adrian and they become friends really quickly

Adrian doesn't know shit about exy but he's got the same passion for history that Kevin does, and he's funny and light hearted and he gives Kevin butterflies. He also works out, and starts waking up early so he can be in the gym at the same time as the exy team so he can see Kevin

They get closer, start going to parties together, see movies together, study together. Adrian comes to watch Kevin's games and Kevin brings Adrian as a date to all the exy events.

They get to know each others friends, and it's obvious to everyone that they're madly in love with each other, but Kevin still isn't out as bi

An he's scared. He's really scared. His whole life he was told that being bi would ruin his career and that his career is all he was good for and all he had to live for, and Riko made him ashamed of his sexuality

And he's not ready to deal with the homophobia because it would remind him too much of Riko's harsh words and brutal abuse

Adrian gets a dating app and goes on a date with this guy, it's nothing serious, just a first date, he's not too into it

When Kevin finds out, he gets really upset.

He knows he shouldn't, because Adrian can do whatever he want, and it's not like he's ever made a move, but he's frustrated and sad and a little bit jealous and he's not able to hide it very well

That night he has dinner with Wymack and tentatively brings up the subject

Wymack is of course really supportive, and asks if there is a man in his life

He tells Wymack about Adrian and Wymack manages to talk him into asking Adrian out, he reminds Kevin that his mother was ferocious and unafraid and she'd want him to go for it

Luckily for Kevin, Adrian's date didn't work out and they end up dating

I still firmly believe that Kandreil is endgame, Adrian and Kevin break up when Kevin goes pro because they just don't have time for each other, but they remain friends

Kevin officially comes out as bi a few years later

Kandreil is always kept pretty hush hush, because they value their privacy, but Kevin is out and proud and so much happier