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❤️ #Coaching mit #EFT hilft gegen jede Flaute ❤️🕶❤️

..no #Fakenews lesen, kein #Märchen glauben & vom #Laufhauskönig als das Rezept gegen jede Flaute ❤️lich sogar ❤️lichst empfohlen, ist exklusiv nur das original ❤️ #Coaching mit der #EFT (#Emotional #Freedom #Technique) #Klopftechnik von & mit the one & only #Liebescoachin der Nation #MargaritaGavrielova EXXPRESS sparen ❤️🔨❤️..das kann man(n) jeden #Freitag #gratis aber nicht #umsonst im mit…

[theblueprintforsuccess]

Womit punkten Liebhaberinnen?

Liebhaberinnen bieten Männern ausreichend sexuelle Stimulation, Abwechslung und somit genug Abenteuer. Jedes Treffen mit ihr ist geprägt von Vorfreude auf aufregenden Sex – das erste was ihn wahrscheinlich zur Begrüßung erwartet ist ein Blowjob – und jede Verabschiedung hinterlässt ein zufriedenes Gefühl. Meist wird er während dieser Zeit auch noch mit Lob und Komplimenten überschüttet. Er fühlt sich in seiner Männlichkeit und seinem Ego bestätigt und all dies führt zu neuer Motivation, im Außen Großes zu erschaffen und erfolgreich zu sein. Ebenso wenig muss er sich vermutlich ständig Alltagsbeschwerden anhören, und sollte die Geliebte vom ein oder anderen Problem erzählen, wird er dies maximal als Herausforderung ansehen und bemüht sein, zu helfen.

[ttvck]

[sakuracoloredhoneybee]

(adding onto yours then!)

☆: Kohaku drinks from the tip, wiping the residue from his lip as he thanks you with a smile, before going back to practice.

At the end of the day, he remembers this and crumbles internally when he realizes that you two shared an indrect kiss.

When he rests in his room, he lays in bed still thinking about what had happened.

He places two fingers on his lips, wondering what it would feel like to kiss you directly.

ILL LITERALYL BLOW MYSELF UP

[mithrasisgay]

fuck yeah squid time

commission for @mithrasisgay sketch ref sheet for their squidflayer thazzalask. it was really fun to do this!

[m0chisenpai]

My Thoughts + headcanons for Armand + artist!Reader

Armand with a reader who is the epitome of laissez fair and just a DASH of eccentric, I see her as the broody poet or artist type in the theatre like you've got all these eccentrics then little miss prefers to work backstage

Her critiques are so minute, and most of the time she's just doing it to get a rise out of Santiago or Sam because why not but at the same time she and Sam are the king and queen of bluntless and sarcasm

"Make me FEEL something Santiago, your foreplay is on par with your stage performances!"

Like I could see the vampires wondering HOW she managed to get the attention of this centuries old vampire? Because she's completely uninterested but Armand wants to be the one to crack that ice cold facade

She's a tortured artist, thinking that the dark gift would relieve her of it, when in reality she has cursed herself to be striving for eternity

The vampires can tell when she and Armand are arguing because she and Sam write plays where in some way the male dies tragically by the hands of the female lead and she's just staring at him the entire play

She's secretly a brat, but would rather walk in the sun then verbally confess to any kind of feelings

Armand is the only one who can read her feelings pass the stony exxpressions and her dry humor he sees through all of that

She prefers the tight cinched in fashions from her time, LOVES corsets but Armand is the one who helps her wardrobe. She often finds herself wearing his jackets and trench coats or vests and button ups pairing them with her own wardrobe

She wears those large round slightly cat eyed glasses EVERYWHERE just because, she stole them from Armand but won't admit to anything

These two together exude power, even though Reader is younger than armand by centuries, her mortality is long gone therefore she has no patience and sees no excuses for anything

[quodekash]

whoop im back (was stressed and forgot to post my thoughts), here's we are episode whatever-last-week-was

we’re like 5 mins in and im already on the verge of tears, i just love this show so much

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE THAT WAS SO FUCKING TENDER

“i want to be water. i want to be the reason you feel good” WHAT THE FUCK DUDE DONT MAKE ME SOB LIKE THAT

WTF THAT WAS THE CUTEST MOST TENDER LITTLE CHEEK KKSS I EVER SAW

WE’RE 10 MINS IN AND THEYRE ALREADY KISSING

I KNOW THEYRE THE MAIN COUPLE AND THEY FINALLY FIGURED OUT THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER BUT HOLY FUCKIGN SHIT THAT MIGHT BE A RECORD

i do love it tho

frankly i quite enjoy when they kiss

AND THEY KISS A G A I N ????

DUDE WTF

GENUINELY THIS MIGHT BE A RECORD

there’s something so beautiful about being fully clothed in a pool with your crush, kissing him passionately twice, and then pushing him away and splashing him with water and it immeditaely turns into a water-splashing-fight

they just made out twice in that photo

I just love it

I fucking love toey so much, just skateboarding right into his (unofficial) boyfriend’s class

bro this ep so far has just been fluff after fluff after fluff, my heart can barely take it

ITS A BABY BIRD

HE FOUND A BABY BIRD

OR MAYBE A HURT BIRD

HOLY SHIT IM DEFINITELY GONNA CRY

HE NAMED IT PENGUIN 😭😭😭

idk much about fnaf but this feels fnaf coded somehow

NO STOP ITS TOO DOMESTIC

I JUST STOPPED CRYING ABOUT THE BIRD

FUCK

I LOVE FLUFF SO MUCH

phUM-

thEYRe SO fuCKKIN G DOmesTIC

(need y'all to know that those two messages when spamming my friend were four minutes apart)

I LOVE IT WHEN MY CHARACTERS ARE COMMUNICATING

IT MAKES ME STIM HARDER THAN WHEN THEY KISS

I JUST GET ALL GIDDY WHEN THEYRE BEING HEALTHY IN THERI RELATIONSHIPS

...you mean lady and the tramp????

HIS GIDDY LITTLE EXXPRESSION AS HIS BOYFIREND DANGLES A LITTLE PIECE OF SPAGHETTI OVER HIS FACE GIJKERGSB

THEY KISSEEEE

theres so many kisses and so much communication in this episode, i might actually die

AAAAAA TANFANG ARE FUCKING BOYFRIENDS GEIRJDGBRJKBGJR

theyre also fucking

well like. almost.

spicy makeout at the very least

Love that for him

real tho

NO BUT HE TRIES TO CHEERS PUN AND CHAIN, WHO IN A MONUTE AREA BOUT TO LADY AND THE TRAMP UNO SPAGHETTO

WTF MATT

THEY WERE LITERALLY ABOUT AN INCH FROM KISSING

YOU FUCKING RUINED IT MATT

good

WHAT

TF????

I definitely am

story's reactions to phumpeem specifically are sending me

THE WAY HE JUST CHUGS IT

you cant tell me that shriek wasnt "FUCKING CALLED IT"

truly felt it in my soul

I think ive done almost exactly the same thing before when being right about something (because it truly happens very rarely)

Beer’s fully just nodding at them both cos hes known for WEEKS

or at least suspected it

OKAY SO NEXT WEEK: -chainpun are raising Penguin the bird together (holy fucking shit) -q is FINALLY asking toey to proper date him -Q APPEARS TO BE IN A BAND WITH BEER ON DRUMS AND CHAIN ON GUITAR IM GONNA CRY -fang’s hair looks amazing -PHUMPEEM BEACH AND ALOS THERES A HORSE?? -phum hitting on peem literally right in front of q and his expression is priceless

bro literally fangirling so hard rn

[serviceablecharismatic]

hi! im starrs.

my name is starrs connor and i have autism. my pronouns are he/she/they. im a rustblood and my typing qquirkk is doubling my qqs, kks, and xxs. im a little bit of a nerd and ramble a lot. im not very exxpressive, though. my hobbies are writing, drawing, makking music and bakking. please dont be mean, please.

(Out of Character blog: @grumbums-ooc)

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[wuntrum]

i'll have you know i started watching yellowjackets bc of you and i just finished season one and i. holy fucking shit. oh my god

OMG YAAAY!! i know right...oh my god indeed. i really do love yellowjackets...like its one of those things where the show itself isn't my absolute favorite (i think Generally the adult stuff is weaker than the teen stuff) but when its good.....ohhhh man its good. welcome aboard the yellowjackets exxpress

[dumbgirlmiu]

Not an ask... just wanted to say Love ur blog... you are exxpressive, sensitive, passionate, and a devoted lover. Your shyness is addictive. I hope right poerson will come your way.

This is so sweet, it means a lot :)

I hope you find happiness and you always feel appreciated<3

Feel free to dm me if you'd like to chat :)

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[peterlaskaris]

6 Tipps zum Muttertag 👯‍♀️💐

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[k-arb]

Felix: Examine posters.

Ah yes, elfquest. One of your favorite science fantasy (scifa?) shows. Season 1 follows a young elf in his quest to return to his home dimension after a rift in space sends him hurtling into a futuristic technological society. Only the lord of steel can send him back, and he isn't the easiest to get along with. The elf, simply called elf, meets a wise old cybernetic hive-mind comprised entirely of old computers, and a young cyborg who he hits it off with quite well. You dont care for the shoehorned romance involved, but you love the scifi elements, especially the technology. Including, but not limited to the transportalization gun, the eXXpress sending apparatus, the world un-turner, and many more. And those are all just in season 1! You've droned on about length to your friends about how cool the show gets in season 2, when they hop between worlds all willy nilly. They humor you, but you feel as though they dont completely get it. The show had a few tie-in games and comics, some of which you (later regrettably) had your SIBLING obtain for you.