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xottzot · 7 years ago

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2018-04(MAR)-Monday-26th---The absolute bullshit of the official weather & their forecasts at this hellhole area.

Yesterday (and days leading up to yesterday), the official weather department was theatening for here SEVERE weather events, thunderstorms, heavy rains, floodings.....

And what happenened? - ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Except the standard terrible heat and dust that's always about this hellhole.

HOWEVER......the NEWS media outlets have been going ga-ga over SEVERE weather hitting down south of Western Australia from some sort of 'unexpected' weather event rolling in from 'somewhere', bringing....you guessed it,...SEVERE weather events, thunderstorms, heavy rains, some minor floodings....

But here......NOTHING AT ALL.

And that's DESPITE the official weather department on its web site showing RIGHT OVER THIS hellhole area HUGE massive weather concentrations of clouds, thunderstorms, you name it.

It got a bit breezy and gusty for awhile but not overly so, and certainly not anything destructive. (that would be a REAL shame for the Perth Airport dont'cha know.)

And do you know what was REALLY in the sky each and everytime I physically looked up in the sky when I was out there at this hellhole? - ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. - NOTHING. - NOT EVEN A SINGLE CLOUD IN THE SKY ANYWHERE despite the official weather department on its web site showing RIGHT OVER THIS hellhole area HUGE massive weather concentrations of clouds, thunderstorms, you name it.

I'm talking about ANYWHERE in the sky...ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.....no low clouds, no high clouds, no extree high clouds.....ABSOLUTELY NOTHING........and yet the official weather department shows here COVERED with the stuff? - WHAT absolutely LYING wankers.

THAT is how 'trustworthy' and 'reliable' the official weather department is, and it has been that way for the last few/several years.

I can remember not so long ago (within a years worth of time?) when the department even put out a general 'we're sorry' statement into the media saying how they regret being so uselsss at their official weather 'predictions'...and that they would be endeavouring to make things even better with more features added into the weather forecastings, blah, blah, bloody blah.

Well, changes were made,features were added, and......they're STILL UTTERLY USELESS at forecasting weather for this hellhole area, and other regions about.

BUT......they try so VERY VERY hard to get things 'more' right with the forecasts for Perth city itself and other affluent areas.

Funny that eh?

It's almost on the same level of outright lying bullshit coming from Perth Airport (not far from this hellhole here) about the huge increases in air traffic, and air traffic noise, and everything else about that place that spreads all about.

There USED TO BE a weather recording station stationed and weather radar(s) units at the Perth airport itself, and the official weather department used those device readings and past events and to determine proper predictions & forecasts and things. But ALL THAT CHANGED when they removed the weather station info from being available to the public....and they promised that they were relocating it all away from the airport area to make things even better with more features added into the weather forecastings, blah, blah, bloody blah. -- Same old, same old,....lying bullshit.

At first it was temporary not available to the public, then it became notices of 'we're working on it all so please be patient', to some spotty forecasts being given that were innaccurate (and noticed to be innacurate!), and they they once again said they would be working on it all and to just wait, wait, wait, 'normal services will be resumed as soon as possible'......

And eventually they just gave up and stopped any and all public access to the place and weather info.

And they were forcing you to use other weather places to obtain any information you were seeking.

SO MUCH BULLSHIT.

Meanwhile, aircraft traffic to-from Perth Airport has risen dramatically, and they are pushing for SO MUCH MORE air traffic all the time, and heavily courting to have even more but they can't supposedly openly talk about it all because of so-called commercial and legal confidentiality lies.

Until they drip-feed bullshit crap-NEWS stories into the NEWS to keep high the expectations hooplah about things they're doing to be heavily expected by the public.

I do NOT have to look up into the sky to KNOW aircraft traffic is so much heavier over this hellhole day and night EVERY day. The noise is inescapable day and night.

And nor do I have to look up weather reports because they have proven themseleves to by lying bastrads too. Looking into the sky anymore to look at weather is a far better alternative in this day and age of complete manufactured unpredictablity.

It's almost raining outside but not quite. There 'might' been a few odd bits of moisture but they've evaporated as soon as they hit anything or are swallowed up by all the damn dust on everything on the way down. Dust which is STILL heavily about. I opend the kitchen window to get some air inside this hovel and instantly sneezed very hard 7 times very quickly in a row in quick succession. - (and I get asked by mystified quacks why I 'might' be sneezing so much and so hard?) - FFS!

Today has been solid overcast nearly all day with no gaps in the cloud cover. - And the official weather department radar(s) show absolutely NOTHING AT ALL......not even naked exterestrial aliens flitting about......

Lotsa clouds and cloud cover...official radar shows nothing......NO clouds and NO cloud cover...official radar shows the sky is completely empty of it all......

NOT all clouds give rain, that's a fact, and not all things on radars are 'real', that's a fact, but what IS REAL is the state of lies in Western Australia......

What is this shit...? - The same level of reliable quality that's Google Maps have navigating you and your car by (or handheld crap) into lakes and off cliffs I expect because people just won't look and think for themselves anymore.

What's next....'reliable' Google forecasts of meteor falls coming out of space?

Or Google forecasts of all the birdshit falling out of the sky from very high above?

And in the weather department forecasts to cover themsleves from being sued are percentage points of any likely weather that's likely to happen...in two days time on Wednesday, there' a 10% chance of rain and a thunderstorm.....yeah, well.....maybe.....

It it going to be real? - It WILL be real IF it happens. If it doesn't happen then it obviously was 'just one of those things' that you run into like at in casino gambling places.....or when aliens kidnap their weathermen.....

Normal non-service will not resume as slowly as we can figure out what to do that won't cause anybody asking questions......in the meantime please enjoy our weather forecasts of the weather we can't forecast anymore.....have a nice day.......or not.......

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And my internet connectivity is like this unpredictable weather shit as well.

I've only been trying to post this message for the last 40 minutes.....you know, actually LOG IN for over 40 minutes.....

FFS....

Oh look, after 20 tries taking over 1 hour........it's connected.....

Nope, it's 'connected' but it's NOT accepting being able to post anything...FSS...

Now......over 2 hours later....STILL TRYING........(oh let's blame it on a imaginary thunderstorm shall we?)

There's been 8 abo mini-criminals incl one in diapers all over the road, coming and going and roaming in all that time. The amount of time this Tumbler is going to be ready would equate to the amount of time for these mini-criminals to evolve into apes on their journey's into becoming neanderthals, which is about as close as they can get to being 'normal' I expect for them all.

Dragging a big dead tree tunk onto the road out of the main abo crimnals household and then smashing it onto the road surface again and again and going insanely violent doing it all when it refuses to break, yep, neanderthals of old must surely resent being compared to this lot of apes. (apolgies to real apes too)

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I love you dear poor Fliss and want to be with you. Please keep an eye on poor Cath in Queensland too, she's having a hard time of everything once again and it's heavy upon her.- I love you dear poor Fliss and want to be with you.

Remember what I said in 2015.....that we would be together and helping people that needed help, but you dear Fliss have decided that nobody needs any help.......least of all me and you to be together again.....

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mathewcuthbertstanaccount · 3 years ago

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The concept of Derek "tired pack dad to a hoarde of idiots" Hale playing a super immersive multi-genre tabletop role-playing game just in order to experience one normal day of peace is immaculate.

Stiles: "in the shell of my titanium exoskeleton I use the last fuel resources to power the ray gun that is this worlds last hope of destroying the threat of exterestrial life"

Lydia: ah, bad luck Stiles, looks like you didnt get a high enough roll. Its up to Derek now, hes our only hope.

Derek "tired of everything" Hale: *roles for animal handling* *gets a nat 20* "I pet my cat while grading papers."

Manifesting the Teen Wolf movie being absolutely unhinged.

Like the threat they're facing is alien invaders set on appropriating the earth's dairy industry because they heard cheese is really good. Scott and Isaac are married and run a successful small business out of their suburban home making artisanal camembert so they feel personally threatened.

Lydia, Kira, and Malia are dating each other and live in a cave deep in the woods with their pet bear.

Stiles built a powered exoskeleton in his garage and flies around the globe fighting crime.

Derek teaches literature at a university and is really into baking and knitting and taking long naps with his pet cat while he waits for his robot boyfriend to return from the war (it's Stiles, Stiles is the robot boyfriend.)

Anyway, the bear ends up taking out all the aliens and all the controversy collapses the entire dairy industry and Scott and Isaac pivot into selling vegan cheeses and the climate crisis is delayed by half a year.

And then at the end of the movie it's revealed that the whole thing was just a super immersive multi-genre tabletop role-playing game that the pack meets up to play once a week.

#sterek #teen wolf #teen wolf movie

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