#expensiveknives

[auditerrorizing-blog]

expensiveknives replied to your post: don't be weird *|

uh * nevermind *|

WAIT NO I HAVE TO KNOW I CANT STOP BEING WEIRD IF I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING 

[littlepierot]

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[There were a lot of olives around here, wasn’t it? This is like the- you take a moment to count on your fingers- fourth you’ve met so far? She doesn’t seem as nice as the others, but at least you’re glad to know you’re not the only person out there without some loafers.]

[You just sort of, timidly wave at her as she walks past.]

Honk?

[scorists-blog]

there’s a face you actually DON’T RECOGNIZE, which is unusual for someone of your many connections. then again, you don’t do much with the OLIVE crowd; what’s a guy like you need with a hitman? 

you order a STRANGE, ALIEN BEVERAGE. this SUNSET GRADIENT is so different to the ECTOPLASM GREEN you’re used to drinking. you down it anyway. aliens are so fucking wicked. it gives you the NECESSARY GUTS to get to know this stranger; really crack open the WIDE SOCIAL CIRCLE you've collected for yourself.

MALLEK: you want one; MALLEK: drinks = on me;

— @expensiveknives

[lwurld]

One after the other you seem to be running into trolls left and right. While meeting aliens is cool and all, it’s a welcome sight considering that you are in unknown territory, despite the fact that you have been getting fairly acquainted with some of the areas of Spirale. It’s also a plus that none of them have tried to kill you, that’s a first coming from your kind. Which is good, you’d rather meet cute girls and make cool friends than fight. Not that you can’t of course, you could definitely kick someone’s ass if they were asking for it, you’re just not in the mood to do it. Like almost ever. 

But of course, wanderlust calls once more and you find yourself roaming the city streets whistling a familiar theme, your theme. Not that you know it’s your theme, you kinda just whistle it from time to time. You seem to have found yourself in the entertainment section of town, right outside a theatre. You take a look at signs to see what’s on, but none of them are familiar to you. You see a few action movies which you always find interesting to watch, some horror films which you don’t really get scared by but don’t particularly enjoy, some romcoms which are usually funny despite the cheesy scenes, and many more genres to cover just about any and all audiences. You think about seeing one, but you aren’t sure what to watch.

ELWURD: soooo...what to watch what to watch... ELWURD: man this was so much easier back at home when i actuaLLy knew what any of these were

You think for a while, but ultimately decide to ask for some assistance in this. Absentmindedly, you beckon a figure to come over, hopefully they could enlighten you.

ELWURD: yoooo ELWURD: mind heLping me pick out something to watch?

@expensiveknives

[amewsingsthings-a-blog]

people * are staring *|

You look around curiously towards the crowd around you, yes indeed there are some people staring.

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[thomcruz]

❛my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood * which is convenient because it’s usually true *|

“When I’m through with you, you won’t even know the meaning of the word bad mood.”

[exegesisindigo]

“You haven’t moved in hours.”

shit i’ve said to my cat // accepting

“A- And I don’t really intend to!”

He clung to the tree branch a little tighter, staring indignantly down at the unfamiliar troll.

“I mean, have you seen those things? I’m not about to risk getting hurt here!”

[voidofair]

getting kicked in the bulge isn't an event * it's a process *|

game grumps ask meme.

D –> That’s why you need to be STRONGERD –> So that, when they do decide to target your pelvis, you can remain standing and lord over them with your superior fortitude

[spacefell]

nonono... ! ! !   back that whole statement up   i didnt mean it like that like i said i  DONT  remember things well so sorry i offended you, geeezzzzz

        *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ  starter call. /    ❝  —————  @expensiveknives.  

[auditerrorizing-blog]

don't be weird *|

You thought you were being totally normal, just walking along like a normal troll, doing normal troll things. You know, as normal as power walking and writing your weekly schedule at the same time.

Apparently someone didn’t think so. Oh, you know this someone. And now your a little embarrassed that you’ve been doing something weird in front of her. You suppose the only thing for it is to get to the bottom of this disastrous situation. 

IM SORRY COULD YOU ADVISE ME ON WHAT NOT TO BE WEIRD ABOUT I DONT THINK I FULLY UNDERSTAND IS IT THE WAY IM WALKING OR IS IT THE PLANNER OH DEAR IS MY PLANNER WEIRD I THOUGT IT WAS STATE OF THE ART BUT IF IVE BEEN DUPED I NEED TO MAKE SOME CALLS TALK TO SOME MANAGERS GET A REFUND AND THEN SOME

If you weren’t being weird before you certainly are now. 

[tagor-gor]

[ text; ] what would happen if i just * like * downed seven five-hour energies * does that equal 35 hours of energy *|

[ txt ]: ...

[ txt ]: Please tell me you’re joking.

[ txt ]: It’s your funeral.

[ txt ]: *_________

[rightreflection]

expensiveknives

On the list of stupid things she’s done wandering around the Cotes Ward would definitely make her ‘Top 5′. Ever since her arrival the android had been careful to stay in areas that were heavily populated and not to stray too far from the smaller areas that she does know. But sticking to the norm had gotten boring rather quickly and surviving in such a mysterious place for over a month had made her arrogant (moreso than usual) and suddenly the idea of exploring far from her temporary home seemed like a brilliant one. 

But, reality is cruel more often than not and so she finds herself stranded in a strange place, surrounded by thick fog and the faint chorus of cats crying in the distance. This most likely wouldn’t seem quite so creepy had she dragged someone along with her or had decided like a normal person to do this whole adventure thing in the early morning rather than the late afternoon as the sun had slowly vanished, taking her confidence and bravery away with it and leaving only a quivering android behind in the faint glow of the moon.

“What was I thinking!?” She shouts out in attempt to fill her space with some other form of sound. Wrapping her arms around herself she reluctantly travels ahead, criticizing herself aloud all the while. But her movements and speech soon reach an abrupt halt as her hearing picks up on an additional noise that she is certain hadn’t come from her nor the animals lurking nearby. 

“Who is it?!”

The android whirls around quickly and lifts her fists up, attempting to mimic the pose of a boxer that she had seen on a movie once. “Lemme get a good look at your face before I smash it all up..!” Quite the threat coming from a girl that has never been in any sort of physical confrontation with anyone before.

[makeswind]

i'd love to relax * but that's just not realistic *|

“sometimes you gotta just shut out the world and turn off your brain. i do it with great movies. you’ll find your thing.”

“maybe it’s romcoms?”

[anglerfishnabe]

2. How does he normally speak? Loud, soft, fast, evenly? Does he talk easily, or does he hesitate? 3. Does the character have a distinct accent or dialect? Any individual quirks of pronunciation? Any, like, you know, verbal tics?

Just listen to Tsudaken and find out. but uh yeah, pretty flat tone for most part. Somewhat slow speech but not hesitant, he speaks pretty confidently for most part, coarse pattern can get really coarse sometimes. It takes a a while to figure out where he stands on things sometimes bc he can get really vague. I am not familiar with Ibaraki dialect but if he does have one it’s not particularly strong. Often uses military titles with names when people are still affiliated with military.

Sparse with words. Often tests people with words. 

[isolaradiale]

with prior reserve here's Polypa Goezee from Hiveswap/Homestuck! App is under /app or the VI button on the sidebar~

Welcome to scenic Isola Radiale, Polypa!

You will be housed in HOUSE 167.

This wooden knife is all yours!

– mod altair.

[amewsingsthings-a-blog]

what did you just say? *|

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