#exo sudaddy

[exobiasaday]

[cxsmicmyeon]

imagine kim junmyeon singing this demo...

D A D D Y ....... 😳

[143invinoveritas]

I just wanna know who is talking about Suho like this? 🧐

[jun-papi]

our handsome, spoopy leader ✨👹

[long-ass-rider]

Who's your daddy?

[neverlostaway]

sulay shopping

Suho: *hmm which one suits my black card better?*

meanwhile Lay:

[exosmuttytalk]

How is it that were still even on the dom!suho/dom!ksoo debate? 5/5 right now! Sudaddy or Soodaddy?

[cheugcheng]

whaT THE FUCK?? sudaddy in the motherfucking house holy shit 😩💪🏽 who’s a pcy idk him 🙂

[allthekpopgoodies]

Boyfriend Suho moodboard

[exobiasaday]

170630 - Allowance

Today’s bias is Suho!

And he’s a bit annoyed.

Xiumin, Chen, Chanyeol: “We’re going to the mall, can we have some money?”

Lay: “Buy this diseased looking sandwich!  ...It’s for me to eat.”

Kai: “...Can I have this please?  I already put my mouth on it so you have to buy it for me.”

Lay: “Oh, also I need more farm animal toys~”

Suho: “Oh my god I can’t believe I have to take care of all of these children by myself and I have to buy everything for them I mean I know I’m their hyung most of them except Minseok but even he needs help and money and I don’t know why I got left with all these kids by myself I need some wine right now.”

Chen: “Here’s some wine.  Can I have money now?”

Suho: “Oh no... I lost my wallet...”

Xiumin: “No you didn’t.  I have it.”

Suho: “Oooh, wait I have an idea!  You all can have some money, if you do just one thing for me.  ...You have to say you love me AND my jokes.”

Xiumin: “Um...”

Chen: “Okay, hyung, I love your-- PFFFFFT I CAN’T SAY IT!!!”

Chanyeol: “I thought you didn’t like us to lie, hyung.”

Kai: “UHH.”

Lay: “But I’m hungry now...”

Suho: “...I see.”

[[ // Masterlist // ]]

[exoyouaredrunk]

masterpost

to help you navigate better through the dark pit that is my blog, i have decided to compile everything and dump it here. i suggest going through everything, but hey who am i to stop you from not doing that?

warning! all of my edits are kinda offensive if this is not your kind of humor, then sorry but this is not the blog for u!

also, yes all of this stuff really happened

subs:

sehun’s affection / exo’s meetings / kyungsoo so done w everyone / mom dad quarrels /  kris’ potato / sudaddy news / kris reads / kyungsoo’s meat / kris on his wife / canada / guess the pimp / happy (?) new year / ksoo’s threats  / chansoo vs chanbaek / christmas quarrels / luhan too ghei to function / kyungsoo’s cause / exo’s special fans / astronaut sehun / baekhyun exposes kaisoo / sehun vs ksoo / chen savage AF / exo flying / exo charades 1 / chanyeols bday (again?!) / choGIWA / charades 2 / touchytouchy / exo gambling / exo on drugs idk / exo comeback / sehun just sehun / sumama still bitter..  / hashtag save chanyolk / sehun throwing shade / ohshc exo / squishy tv / kai is what? / baekbama4eva / jongin exposed 

DID NOT REALIZE I MADE THIS MUCH STUFF OVER THE YEARS

[cxsmicmyeon]

ask game! 2, 7, 34, 67, 89 and 98 💕

2) probably ko ko bop! that was my first main exo comeback and the song has a special place in my heart 💞💞close contenders are overdose, lucky one, call me baby and obsession!

7) THE LAST 20 SECONDS OF OBSESSION! after jongdae’s “geoul soge nareul bogo inneun na” part lol! i cannot dance for the life of me but it’s soooo fun to do! also the chorus part of call me baby loool

34) junmyeon’s water and jongdae’s lightning!

67) no i can’t choose u can’t make me choose it USUALLY DEPENDS ON MY MOOD AGH- like soft jun is 🥺 but sudaddy is 😳 i cannot choose <3

89) the entirety of white noise and the chorus of groove!

98) there are multiple! white noise is my favorite song in my favorite album it always hits and is just so so so good! it was also one of my favorite songs when i was younger so there’s a tad of nostalgia attached to it! overdose and call me baby were the first two exo mvs i watched so those two also have a special place in my heart!

send me an ask! <3

[golden-k-pop-trash]

gin’s Masterlist

Block B

Texts

Accidental Confession Pt.1

Accidental Confession Pt.2

Birthday Posts

Taeil

Vines

Badasses?

Reactions

Not The Bias

Bts

As

Disney Princesses

Reactions

Driving in Heels

Sleeping in Weird Places

Tattoos

Shy Girl

Shoe Collection

Being Shy

Making Him Fall

Texts

Lame Pickup Lines

Pokémon Go

Something He Doesn’t Wanna Hear

Birthday Posts

Rap Monster

Jungkook

Jimin

Imagines

V: Rough Workday

Disneyland

Suga: Trainee

Nervous Jungkook

Photo-set

Jimin: Red

Scenario

Suga

Vines

J-Hope’s Body Rolls

Eat Jin

Jin’s Laugh

Exo

Reactions

Wanting a Pet

Texts

Losing Your Pet Pt.1

Losing Your Pet Pt.2

Birthday Posts

Lay

Chen

Instagram

Pt. 1 Stupid Question

Pt. 2 Stupid Question

Imagines

Luhan: Fan Meet

Scenario

Xiumin

Photo-set

Valentine’s Day: Chanbaek

Vines

Sudaddy

Marshmallow!

NOPE

Savage Lay

He’s Gay

Chanyeol Near Death Experience

D.O’s Body Roll Face

Got7

Texts

Jealous Jackson

Birthday Posts

Jinyoung

Youngjae

Mark

Imagines

Mark Trynna Get You Jelly

Vines

No Markbam!

Markiepooh

Jinyoung Xmas

Mblaq

Reactions

Bad Dancer

Texts

Birthday Posts

Seungho

Thunder

Vines

Seungho Be a Man

Stay

Monsta X

As

Disney Princes

Reactions

Just Dance

Jealous

Texts

Texting in the Same Room

Vines

Lying Kihyun

No

I.M’s Laugh

Shinee

Vines

Ring Dong

Stray Kids

Reactions

Shampoo

Instagram

Favorite Hairstyle

Vixx

As

Disney Villains

Reactions

Medical Alert Dog

Fire Dancer

MMA Fighting

Shy Girl

Texts

Birthday Posts

Hongbin

Scenario

Hyuk

Photo-set

Ravi & Hyuk: Purple

Imagines

Winning a Contest

Leo: Idol

Vines

Done w/Leo

Collabs w/Admin Dee

Reactions

Bts ~ Your Job

Exo ~ Crush

Exo ~ Being Shy

Monsta X ~ Argument

Vine Series

Birthday Posts

Ravi

Wonho

Hyungwon

I.M

Mir

Lee Joon

Kai

P.O

J-Hope

Suga

Why I Have Trust Issues

Oh Sehun

Jung Hoseok

Monsta X

Lee Minhyuk

Park Chanyeol

Kim Minseok

Do Kyungsoo

Jeong Jungkook

Park Jimin

Sehun

Kim Jongin

Jungkook

Jackson Wang

Random

100 Thanks

Penguin JooKyun

Monhoes Unite!

True

Jams

Changkyun’s Bubbles!

Scared Ken

MX Hogwart’s Houses

FKM ~ Vixx

Hot Topic Adventure

SM Making NCT

$ugar Daddy Suho

Dating Doors

BBMA Reaction

All Around

Reaction: Valentine’s Day

[jun-papi]

our precious leader ￣(=⌒・⌒=)￣♡✨

[xxprincessjewelsxx]

Dating EXO | Suho

DAYTIME

Congrats are in order

Because you just became co-parent to 8 rowdy boys

1 is away on business at the moment...

But all the others still live at home

Don’t worry though...

The parenting will never get in the way of your love life.

Cause Junmyeon would spoil you like the prince/princess you are

Be careful though...

Sometimes you will have to reign him back in

Cause he’ll try and spend more money that he needs to

Dates with Junmyeon would be things that you may have mentioned in the past

When you thought he wasn’t listening to you

When really he was making a mental note of where you wanted to go and what you wanted to do

So he could surprise you the next time you went out

50/50 your time would be spent at the dorm

He may be your boyfriend...but he still had leader duties.

That’s okay though

It allows you to get to know the guys...

Cause he wants you to be comfortable around them

Not too comfortable

But comfortable enough that you don’t get freaked out by how they can be at times.

He’d have a hard time being away from you

Surrounded by the guys

And thousands of fans...

But he gets lonely without you.

So be ready for a lot of calls. 

Good morning calls, good night calls, I love you calls, and longer calls that can last until one of you falls asleep or has to go.

Don’t be surprised if he asks if you can fly out to wherever he might be located at the time.

He just loves you so much and misses you when he’s gone that it’s hard for him not to have you in his arms.

AFTER DARK

Let’s be real here...

We all know that during the day he’s the lovable leader of EXO

But there is no way that at night, with his lover...

Sudaddy does not enter the premises

I believe he would be a very thoughtful and giving daddy

If you beg good enough...

But if you were naughty don’t expect to get your way.

I don’t really see toys coming into the mix

But he’d be into sensory deprivation

Foreplay

Oral...

Up for new position

Absolutely no quickies

A one and done thing will not fly with him

He has to know that he has taken you to heaven and back several times over

Aftercare is top priority for him

He’d run a bath for you, change the sheets, hold you close to him...

All to make sure the after experience was just as pleasant as the sex itself 

xxEXO-Masterlistxx

[ilynii]

EXO scenario [Idol]: When You Change Your Hair Colour For A MV

 Baekhyun:  

He’s probably the one to joke about it, tease you to make you feel more comfortable with the colour. I’m pretty sure out of all the members he knows what it’s like. Ahem the mullet, with red stripes. 

Chanyeol: 

He’s taken aback when you first enter the door with the new colour, after explaining he understands- but of course he won’t stop looking at it until he got used to it. 

Chen:

Chen is one of your biggest fans so he was well aware that your comeback was coming up soon- so when you walked through that door he tried keeping a straight face however couldn’t stop staring at the new look. Slowly he found it more and more appealing. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

D.O. :

He didn’t really care, but would give slight glances at you when you weren’t paying attention. Overall it was the cutest thing he’s ever seen. 

You: Does it look funny?

Him: Not a chance, you look more than great. 

Kai: 

Kai is a victim of sudden hair changes, he’s been harshly affected by choices the company has made for his hair. He didn’t want you to feel the way he did by any means so he became your number 1 fan. Moral support! 

Lay:

The unicorn is very supportive no matter what. Whatever you look like he’ll be there to support ya’. Though if you have times where you’re not liking the style Lay will be there to cheer you up. “Awh, but I love this look on you baobei.” “Good luck for the comeback! Don’t overwork yourself.”

-Once the MV comes out -

It becomes his ringtone, he streams it. Tells his members about it- #1stan right here.

Sehun:

He never really thought about the chances of if you didn’t like the hair because of how good you looked. Sehun was very teasing over it. Deep down he thought it was very beautiful, and wasn’t surprised you pulled the colour off. So generally speaking- Sehun thought you looked so great the slightest negativity didn’t come across his mind- making him a shy sassy kitty. (Tsundere much.)

-Once the MV comes out-

*lowkey fangirls* 

Suho:

$ SuDaddy approves $ 

Instead of focusing on the new look, he‘s excited for the MV and when it comes out he poorly attempts at learn the moves. 

Xiumin: 

Minseok was very sweet and kind over the new change, the guy would be sitting down and staring at you but when you asked why he’d just smile.

You: What?

Him: You’re beautiful.

A/N: Hope you liked the post, if you didn’t feel free to leave a request they’re open! || I inculded some “when the MV comes out” because why not. || Also if i made any typos please message me of the sort. My editor is on a hiatus 😅💕