#excessstart

[ashicy]

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rochelle: SEND HELP rochelle: i look like a zombie 😵 rochelle: i haven’t left the studio in like 36 hours 

[ofsahars]

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sahar: hello, i'm bored. thinking about how crocodiles can't chew

sahar: isn't that weird? imagine not being able to chew. ew!

sahar: that's not even the best animal fact i've got WOULD U LIKE TO HEAR ANOTHER

[simplyolivers]

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oliver: hey

oliver: do you want to be friends with benefits?

oliver: the benefit?

oliver: you get to be friends with me :)

[ofangelos]

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ANGEL: postmates is the best thing to ever exist ANGEL: i’m getting airpods delivered to me ANGEL: how great is that ? ANGEL: actually, it’d be better if i just stopped losing my airpods every 2 seconds, but this is pretty great too !

[elijah-leex]

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ELijah: I'm home I want to go camping

Elijah: I also am lonely

Elijah: someone love me

[cxvrtneys]

NEW SNAPCHAT                                    courtney 📸

courtney: i wanna do something wild for my 500th vlog courtney: you think i could rent out madison square garden and call it courtney’s square garden and throw a mad party or some shit??

[alaskababey]

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alaska: you're invited to candy's birthday

alaska: pls rsvp

[xxsabrina-miller-achive]

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Sabrina: listen I'm not a bad parent

Sabrina: but I may have been cursed out by my toddler

Sabrina: and I laughed instead of correcting her :)

[augustuspierce]

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gus: so when i die, can you make sure that you look presentable at my funeral

[leoames]

it was uncomfortable for leo to be anywhere that made him feel like he stuck out like a sore thumb. whole foods was certainly one of those places. why did everyone in this store look like they belonged in the rockies or some shit? sighing as he adjusted the sunglasses that covered his red eyes - of course he’s keeping them on, are you crazy? - leo wandered through the store to see if he could find something that might wake him up and simultaneously rid him of his hangover. one of his friends had once told him this was the right place to go. leo didn’t believe her. pushing a hand through his curls as he stepped into the pharmacy-ish ( did anything in this aisle actually work? ) section. narrowing his eyes, leo grumbled a little too audibly. “what the fuck is an activated charcoal?” he spoke, the question less rhetorical than he wanted it to be.

[aastrea]

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astrea: i'm a modern day cinderella

astrea: this shoe is stuck on my foot

astrea: nvm ig, cinderella's slipper fit perfectly

[willowxsparks]

Willow had been out for a run with Digby in tow. She had been focused on what she was doing, listening to the music that was pumping through her airpods, her brown hair bouncing behind her as she had suddenly felt Digby tug in a different direction from which she was focused on. “Digby.” Willow grumbled as the dog had decided to sit down in protest on the excerise, unfortunately.. it was in the way of walking traffic. “Sorry.. he’s not really the running type.” Willow apologized sincerely to the person.

[ofsahars]

         “i’ve decided that i want to marry lizzo.” sahar suddenly spat out, “i can have two wives, right ? eden and lizzo. that’s all i need.” she paused, tilting her head to the side, “i feel like lizzo is doing everything meghan trainor thought she was doing. not to shit on meghan trainor, but like... yea. you know what i mean, right ?” she shook her head, “i mean, have you heard cuz i love you ? a bitch can sang !”

[jay-weston]

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Jay: Jesus why the fuck am I in Japan

Jay: I should have stayed home

[ofangelos]

          “i went to a club the other day, and this fool comes up to me tryna be all smooth, and i’m thinkin’ alright, this dude is down with the shits, y’know ? maybe he can hang. but then he asks me if my watch is fossil.” he placed emphasis on the brand name before giving the other a perplexed look, “does it look like i wear fuckin’ fossil ?” he shook his head to answer his own question, “fossil’s basically michael kors. why would he insult me like that ? it’s obviously an audemars piguet. this is why i don’t trust people.”

[elijah-leex]

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Elijah: I’m at a lunch meeting  Elijah: my team is not impressed I’m not taking this seriously