#except x10 because it's venomous snakes
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During your courtship, Jiaoqiu makes you get snakes for his pharmacy. It's quite common for couples that include at least one Foxian to hunt together so he doesn't leave you to do it alone. But this is less for the sake of tradition and more for the sake of his amusement as you jump around in long grass, holding a viper behind its head and forcefully keeping it from biting your face or arm or leg and any other body part. You really sound a bit pitiful as you yelp, nearly stepping on another one before pouncing, shouting so loud there can't possibly be anything in the way of game left within a half-li radius, and stuffing it into the special basket he prepared for you. You don't complain even once, though you sniffle when you hand him the basket, so he doesn't tease you that much.
#hsr#jiaoqiu#jiaoqiu x reader#hsr x reader#you don't understand how much he makes me personally have heart palpitations#but i also think he would be MERCILESS about teasing us#imagine this scenario as like when you're chasing bugs in your own house and being Unhappy about it including the yelling at no one#except x10 because it's venomous snakes#and yeah he's carrying plenty of antidote. but does he bother to reassure you of this beforehand? no#based off his consumable prescriptions#one of which sounds like a ginger jujube pheasant viper hotpot. Which would probably taste a lot like a ginger chicken/ginseng chicken#perfect summer food for the last days of summer#from the notebook#midnight fics
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