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its fucking stupid ass thursday like and reblog if uggghhhhhhh

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Art by Dirty Iron

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The cruelty of racist white men.

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Why are the dial hands underneath the metal pin?

"I'm a security guard and I am tasked with doing rounds of mechanical rooms. I've been asked to look at these specific water pressure dials and examine whether the hands are stable and to inform the administration of the building if they are not. I noticed that two of the hands are underneath the metal pin on which they should rest if they were at zero. I'm very ignorant in plumbing, but is it supposed to be like this? Why is it like that? Doesn't it make the hand impossible to rise above 0 since it's blocked by that pin?"

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happy Thursday the 20th

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I feel like Youtube-Ridiculous-Title-Brain has been creeping into more and accounts to have consumed pretty much everyone at this point, even the niche creators. “This Scene in Toradora Broke Me” bro its Toradora, a romantic comedy starring a loli tsundere with an episode revolving and her small boob anxiety while shopping for swimsuits. Yes serious things *happen*, but they did not *break* you, they just made you sad for a bit, this isn’t the Death of Ivan Illyich inducing suicides in the readership. And like that is cringe even in response to Tolstoy, if that is your actual response to Toradora I don’t know how to take you seriously.

Not a fan of how often I have to sigh and just go “ignore it, its algorithm shit” these days and just hope the creator isn’t the tween their title suggests they are.

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leave your shitty transmisogynist partner

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tough times for the mcelroys

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How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?

this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete

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Omg.. okay I follow a bunch of channels that are made by people who do free cleaning for people in really dire hoarding/damaged house circumstances mostly older disabled people and the free cleanings are often recorded to show how to take care of extremely bad damage to houses yourself, anyway one of them recently had to put out a statement where she said the GREAT MAJORITY of requests for CHARITY CLEANING she gets was fucking LANDLORDS!!!!!! Particularly those that recently had someone move out and want free cleaning before marketing again. And she basically made a big statement politely stating she’ll never do a cleaning for a landlord and they need to stop asking. Ngl that’s some crazy composure if I was in her position I’d just come over and bulldoze the house

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*with a dark and evil aura surrounding me* I'm shy

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Scifi writer fear: readers who like to do more math than you do