#except when I want him too ahhaha

[squilko]

messy doodle of my mlp au redesigns again... with slight alterations...

some ideas under cut..

rarity… crystal pony (ties into why spike is obsessed with her but not in a weird way he just thinsk shes cool… shes moved several times… her parents fled the crystal empire with her when she was a babby… then she lived in canterlot.. wanted to open a boutique there but the competition was too intense so she moved to ponyville.. she had encountered twilight once or twice before so she recognizes her when they meet in ponyville

twilight… not much changed tbh but she has a stunted horn so she actually has a difficult time doing magic so she studies it really hard to compensate… treats spike NICELY. more like a little sibling than a SERVANT. spike is very clingy and hides under her legs a lot cause he gets a little shy… gets more social once they move to ponyville cause ponies r a ltitle friendlier… he befriends the cmc and is like. one of them basically they are his friends… he also walks on all 4s cause he was raised by ponies… spike has hijacked my twilight message… she wears a little bag..yeah..

APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!! i love her. ok. shes basiclly the same. she more so takes care of her family tho… shes actually older than big mac and hes still way bigger than her but she still calls him bitty mac cause its her baby brother. ok * bursts into tears * i dont think i changed anything else..

raaaaaainbow deash… originally named lightning dash before she did the rainboom… her hair was originally blonde… the rainboom permanently dyed it tho… she still reaaally wants to become a wonderbolt but she hasnt yet because she has poor eyesight and they disqualified her from joining cause of it… her goggles are perscription HAHAHA… scootaloo still looks up to her… rainbow and her have a heart to heart cause rainbow is like well even tho ur different u can still do things !!!! and she shows off her goggles and pts them on scoots and scoots is like woah it looks all funny… and then rainbow is like YA i cant see well lol… the rainbow crash nickname reaaally gets to her cause before she had ehr glasses she would bump into things and the otherkids would tease her :(

fluttershy is batpony from BEGINNING. um. other than that shes like exactly the same AHHAHA. she wears a little cloak thing to cover her wings… she got it from rarity.. pinkie also ahs the saddle cloak thing from rarity.

pinkie is just pinkie except she puts on clown makeup... she wears rollerskates a lot

[moonstarhui]

through the phone

Pairings: afab!reader x minghao Warnings: smut, masturbation, phone sex 

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How could you have expected that you would be having phone sex, just because of a single story your boyfriend, Minghao, posted?

Going back and forth from one app to another while simply scrolling through your phone. After all, it was a dull afternoon.

You almost put your phone down after yawning when you unexpectedly received a notification that Minghao had tagged you in his Instagram story. Even though you were tired, you contemplated checking it when you woke up, but curiosity won out.

what a bad decision…

Tapping the notification, you were baffled with what you just saw. How can your boyfriend just post something like this?

It was you on his lap, inside the dressing room. Pants discarded and you remembered too well what you felt when that picture was taken. His erected bulge against your heat. Of course, it did end up with him fucking you. Before you even know it, you already feel yourself getting tensed and feeling that wet sensation beneath you.

You replied to his story :

baobei???

minghao is typing . . .

do you not like it?

should i delete it?

NO

it’s just

nothing nvm

what’s wrong?

nothingg

say it

baby you know i’m just human ahhaha

brb

whyy i wanna talk to you 

:(

can i call?

You knew you were doomed if he rings you up, but you also knew you could never say no to him. How could you? He was missing you, but he was clueless with the effect he has on you. Groaning, how can he call you when you want to touch yourself so fucking bad.

You've made the decision to reply to him, you're completely unaware that it's been five minutes since you last left him on seen.

unless you wanna hear me fuck my fingers, sure

oh

why not ask me to fuck you

i’m impatient and need it now, you’re like 20 minutes away from me

hmm.. okay

go do your thing

you want me to join you? joke lol

sure :)

You told yourself that it was just a joke, but a part of you did wish that he would call. The ringing of your phone hit you back to reality, fuck he’s really calling, huh?

You answered the phone, shuffling around on your bed trying to get comfy.

“Hey.” you said, but more of coming out as a whisper.

“Hi” he replied turning on his camera.

Of course he’s fucking shirtless.

Removing every piece of clothing you had except your underwear, more than ready to fuck your fingers. “Fuck, you’re really testing me.”

His voice was stern, lust visible in his tone. “Turn your cam on, baobei.”

You turned your camera on and placed your phone on the bedside table, your boobs flashed on his screen. He licks his lips, definitely aroused with what he’s seeing and you can hear him whisper “gorgeous” under his breath.

“Go touch yourself, baby.”

“Oh, I fucking will.”

You began to squeeze one of your mounds with one hand while simultaneously reaching down with the other to touch your clothed pussy and sticking one of your fingers inside of yourself.

Minghao groaned with just hearing your light moans which eventually made him start palming himself through his sweatpants. “Move the camera so I can see all of you.”

You fixed the position of your camera, moving it farther so he can see every inch of skin you have, and proceeds with rubbing yourself through the lace.

It was one thing for Minghao not to be there to please you — but him grunting into the microphone made you feel even more helpless.

Your hand traveled all the way to the inner of your laced underwear.  Visions of him clouding your mind.

His lips turned up in corners, proud that he can make you this wet with just the thought of him. He hummed and rubbed his shaft, still wanting it to be you giving him this pleasure. “Good… you’re touching yourself so well huh?”

Getting your phone, you wanted to show him your amorous actions. You positioned the camera between your legs, showing all of your cunt to the camera and continued rubbing your folds. “Wonder who could’ve gotten me this wet.”

“I haven’t even done anything, baobei. What more when I ruin you later, hmm?”

Heavy breaths filled your room, thrusting your fingers in and out of your clit. Lewd noises every time your fingers go deep down you. You squeezed your boobs, nibbling with your nipples and trying to picture it was Minghao who is playing with your body.

“Show me how you are right now, Minghao” You plead wanting to see the state of your boyfriend who is in no better condition than you.

He moved the camera upwards, showing all of him. His eyes closed, lips getting bruised from biting, hand rubbing his dick. Oh what a sight for sore eyes.

His grunts made you envious, wishing that it was your hand making him moan out those pretty noises, instead of his.

“Want your lips on my pussy right now, you to eat me out.”

“Do you me to come over after? Fuck you into your mattress while you be the good girl you are?” He managed to laugh out between his whimpers.

You practically begged for him to come over, feeling pitiful of yourself for being so weak for him, for wanting him so bad that you can’t even manage to be a tiny bit patient for him to get to your place. No, you needed him as fast as you can, even if the means would be displaying both of yourselves in the camera.

You hear him moaning your name, fuck him I swear (you wished). “Do you not have any toys?”

You get your phone and hold it above you, flashing your boobs while you squish them making him groan.

“I do, do you wanna see me use them?” You chuckled out, watching him react to the way you’re playing with your breasts.

He smiled. “go on, use your favorite one.”

You placed down your phone back on your nightstand, opening your drawer to reveal your vibrator that you haven’t used in awhile. I mean, you had no purpose for using it, your boyfriend was there to give you more than enough sex (not that you were complaining).

You laid back on your bed and turned on the said toy, “This doesn’t make me feel as good as you though.”

“I know, baobei” he murmured, “Your toy can’t even come close to how good I make you feel.”

You looked at him, still seeing him rubbing himself. “Can you spit on your hand and rub it for me? Only rub your shaft until I tell you that you can touch yourself.”

He did as what you told him to, rubbing it on the tip of his cock and spreading it all over. “Fuck, if only this was your spit.”

This made you grow wetter, moaning to his words.

“You sound so pretty, my baby.”

Hissing at the sudden feeling of your vibrator entering you, you start moving it and told him to start pumping himself.

Minghao followed you, still groaning and moaning your name. “I’m really close what the fuck, you got me so hard.”

“Eye contact when you finish, baby.”

From being the one who was extremely horny and was practically drooling, to him following your orders. How ironic. You increased the speed on your toy, thrusting it in as much as you can while looking at your boyfriend. This made you clench and realized that the knots in your stomach are getting harder to hold in. “Baby, I’m gonna cum soon.”

His breath got heavier as his noise becomes gradually louder, and getting ahold of his phone. He showed you his torso, and the way his cum lands on his abs as he chuckled, “This should’ve been your mouth, baby.”

You whimpered his name as you finished, wetting your sheets and telling him how much you need him.

He hummed as you dropped and attempted to regain your breath, “Let me get my keys and I’ll be on my way to you. See you in a bit, baobei.”

He smiled and cut you off before you could respond, leaving you speechless.

Your body remained stunned.

he’s coming over already?

Before you even got to gather your thoughts, you suddenly heard the doorbell rang.

:P

[blorbocedes]

Okay wait I have just been informed that apparently you can't use emojis in tumblr asks? So I think my second ask about jensons book probably didn't work yesterday :(

(If you did get it and just ignored it ... sorry for being annoying lmao)

Don't have the book with me anymore but here are shorter versions of the quotes that I sent to my friends (which are about the several tweets lewis made in his mclaren time with jenson):

- "And I'll let you into a secret, the telemetry he posted was from the Simulator, not our actual racing telemetry, although apparently he didn't realise that. Double oops."

- "Needed to be on twitter a bit less if you'd asked me." (as a response to lewis "apology" tweet)

- "That's the truth of it. There was nobody out to get him at McLaren; he was adored by the fans and racing fraternity alike. His speed and skill alone made sure of that. But, seemingly, he could never get it out of his head that he was being marginalised."

Note: He also said that he didn't really care about the tweets except the data bc "you just don't do that" and that there was "no harm done" except for the fact that the public now obviously knew that they weren't close, but as I said can't quote those in full rn

And two extra quotes including nico:

- "And much more healthy than the one he had with Felipe and later with Nico Rosberg (I never lobbed a hat at his head for one thing) - but there wasn't a great deal of banter" (Talking about his rivalry with lewis)

- "Keke had his son Nico with him, who's five gears younger than me but was acting even younger that day. He was pulling at his dad's arm as we were talking, trying to pull him away. I remember looking down at him, silently cursing him for messing up my introduction to Keke, thinking 'God just leave us alone'" (aka jenson meeting nico and already thinking he's a brat when he just wants his dad's attention ... much to think about)

NOT LEWIS POSTING THE WRONG TELEMETRY TOO ☠️☠️☠️ that is so funny.... my man was MALDING

I mean how do you react to your teammate mad you unfollowed him on Twitter (you didn't) and then he posts your data 😭 2009 Lewis the man you were..... thank you once again for sharing I find this incredibly amusing. I think lewis is sensitive so the amount of fans and love at mclaren felt less compared to if he thought the team was preferring jenson over him, but then ofc jense is writing this as a lily white dude and probably the microaggressions flew over his head. the only time he was a "fun" rival was when he was crushing seb. interesting stuff!

and ahhaha baby nico clinging to his dad 🥹

[shoyoist]

NOOO THE YELLINGGG i bet hanma doesn't even think he's being harsh cuz he's just havng fun with you guys AHHAHA it would be all

k : "can you stop that?!?"

h : "stop what"

k : "acting like that"

h: "how do i act??"

k: "like an asshole"

but the jiu jitsu thing is so true tho since in film (at least to me ASDFSD) a lot of small sorry dean assassin archetype characters use a lot of jiu jitsu and even in tr rindou uses jiu jitsu!

sidenote tho: is dean an assassin?? i kinda get that vibe from them in this selfship and its really cool like people honestly don't expound on themselves too much in their selfships likee :( tell me about youu yk??

and who knows! maybe hanma thinks its cute when you're squaring up to him like that HAHAH

- 🦆 (OH NOO this was a really long one i'm so sorry)

shuji doesn't think he's doing anything wrong but actually he's scaring the three of us to BITS 😭

and yes! one of dean's roles (along with shuji, because we're in kisaki's team remember!) is to play the part of tenjiku's personal assassin. instead of hiring independent hitmen and subjecting our organization to that risk, dean and shuji clean up after traitors— dean takes care of things as quietly and carefully as she can, but shuji likes making a mess 💀 and they also do the stalking/tailing whenever we suspect a mole or if we think we've got an enemy on our trail.

+ they do special recruitments! like me for instance. when izana asked kisaki for a solution to their lack of reliable medical assistance, kisaki did some digging and discovered me, and dean and shuji did a background check on me personally to make sure i was clean before kisaki, kakucho & izana met with me to talk me into joining.

i dont do much work out on the field. my primary role is to deal with any injuries that the executives (and the whole upper echelon in general) come to me with. apart from that, i help the other execs with paperwork, and i continue my personal work in the medical field now within tenjiku, but when they bring someone in to be questioned? i do that<3

i play good cop and shuji usually plays bad cop, except it's me calmly asking a question and then gesturing to shuji and telling whoever it is that "if you dont give me the answers i want, you'll be dealt with. accordingly." and shuji grins down at them from where he's standing behind me, holding an axe over his shoulder<33

he got the axe specially for times like this (he's only actually used it once or twice, it's too messy to actually fight someone with that thing) and he just waves it around, circles our captive while holding the axe blade so close to their throat, just bringing in the element of fear!

other times, it's dean that plays bad cop. dean is a lot more violent than shuji is (we dont allow shuji to be violent towards the people we're questioning. he goes overboard 🙄).

i tell dean beforehand exactly where to use their knives to cut the captive open where it'll bleed enough to scare but not to actually become fatal, and if they act up while i'm questioning them, dean follows my instructions and uses their knives to make thin, precise cuts that bleed seemingly "too much."

then i tell the captive that dean stabbed them specifically in a place that will make them bleed out and die (the scary amount of blood coming out is a convincing factor for this lie) and that i'll save them only if they hurry up and answer my questions.

it works every single time! kisaki loves me for it because it's such a good plan<3 all of tenjiku just comes to me every time they have a difficult time cracking a captive, and it only brings my name higher on the bar. it's like "rekha ramirez from yokohama tenjiku?? people say she has a way of forcing open anyone's mouth."

so the moment i step into the room, it instills fear into them. they're so afraid of what's happening, and when i get dean to cut them open and lie to their faces about how they're going to bleed out and die within a few minutes, they believe me! in their desperation to be saved and their terrible fear of being on the brink of death, they honestly tell me everything they know.

and i tell dean to patch them up (or i call shuji in for the kill, depending on what the captive has done or confessed) and go write up my lil report and hand it to kisaki, who gives me a kiss for the good work<33

++ hehe dw about making your asks long! my answers are always super long anyway 😭 i hope you're enjoying this HAHA<3

[linksthoughtbrambles]

[The sunflower, the pinana, and the islander hawk.]

Part 7 of Adventure Log+ (Sequel to Link’s Thought Brambles. I highly recommend reading in order!). Edited 9/17/23 to tighten language.

'Pinana' isn't a typo. 🤪

Rionee's obsessive, competitive galloping means Zelda's not half a mile ahead all by herself, but the wind slapping my face means windburn for sure.  Cold north wind today, too.

She needs to pull Tass up soon, or we’ll get too far from the others.

Rionee- girl- I’m glad you’re so spiteful about other horses outpacing you.  It’s the only reason we’re keeping up with Tass.  But if you do this too long you’ll be a frothy, vibrating mess.

.

Zelda’s windblown hair.  Grass waves on the plain ahead.  To our right, too.  Mesmerizing ripples. Shades of yellow and that tasty hazelnut cream mom makes.  So much wind.  All those prickly seed pods floating on stalk-tops, they're like lotuses on some otherworldly ocean.  Though lotuses show up in ponds and lakes, not the open sea.

Nothing else moving in sight.  Well—except a few birds.  Please don’t pass over my head, birds.  Thoughts of getting divebombed might help me stay frosty, but that’s not difficult with how cold it is.  And how much I keep feeling a ghost-arrow hitting my side.

She doesn’t know, does she?  I’m keeping a lid on it.  She-

…The slate, Link.

No secrets.

Don’t keep secrets, Link… there’s no point, anyway.

And why try from her?  She won’t think less of you.  She might shove you on a mattress in response, then make you so desperate you forget what your own name even is, but that’s the opposite of bad-relationship-drama. 

To be fair, she likes me.  She might do that to me anyway.

Hehe.  Likes me.  Hopefully that’s the massive understatement of the past fifty decades.

What was that?

.

Deer. Dashing away.  We’re scary.  Hard to hear with this wind, but-

“Ahahaha- ease up, ease up, Tass.”

Good timing.  “There, there, girl.  Breathe.”

“That’s it.  Good boy.  He certainly wanted to run, didn’t he?”

“He hasn’t had a good run since- ah.  Ahhaha- was it when you escaped me in Tabantha?”

“Oh- yes, perhaps.  Unless the stablehands ran him.”

“They’ll have turned him out, and I guarantee they’ll have ridden him for exercise, but they probably didn’t run him so hard.”  Any…?  No.  Another deer.  Just over the crest northward.

“I’m afraid I’ve never been one to simply ride for the sake of it.  Perhaps I ought to make a change of it.”

“I love riding.”  Ooh, yeah, Rionee, I know you love it, too.  Take a break, though!  “I’d be happy to just ride with you in central.”

“I believe we may need to save such simple pleasures for- for later.”

“Yeah.  It’s nice… nice to think about.”   Maybe we can manage a bit of fun riding on our trip.

“I perhaps oughtn’t have let him pull us so far from the others.”

“They’ll be here in a minute.  Tass is just a big, fast horse.  Rionee pushed hard to keep up.”

“Oh—I’m sorry, Rionee.”

“It’s fine.  It was a short run.”  And fortunately, an uneventful one.  It’s unlikely anyone’s laying flat in the grass so we can’t see them, but considering it’s how I was thinking of hiding Zelda and I at some point in the future it’s not impossible. 

…If I consider every tuft of grass a threat, I’ll lose it.  I have to balance myself.  Most grass is full of grasshoppers and rabbits, not assassins.

Assassins hiding in the grass would affect the animals’ behavior.  But it’s not like I’ll know where bunnies feel safe hiding unless I go flush them out.

“Do you think we may have the luxury of visiting the lotus pond?

Ah ha.  She did miss out last time.  “Thinking of sticking a few samples in my pouch?”

“As a matter of fact, yes.  I am.”

“The small one’s not out of the way, really.  I think we can do that.  Let Daile and I scout it first.”  Who knows who else knows you like that spot.

“Sir Daile specifically?”

“Yeah.  I want to get to know him better.”

“Very well.  I shall remain with your sister.”

“She’ll like the frogs.”

“Yes, I imagined she would!”

Speak of a poe-

“Your horse is so fast!”

“Hello, Chee.” “Hi, Cheeter.”

“Cheater yourself!  I can’t magically make Snorts here any faster.  Sorry, Snorts.  You’re plenty fast, it’s just that white horse there is a monster and my brother’s some kind of horse-wizard or something.”

Wow, Link the Horse-Wizard!  In another life, maybe.  Make THIS horrrrrrse PURPLE!  I would ride a purple horse.

Who WOULDN’T ride a purple horse???

“Should I trot ahead, Sir Link?”

“Yes, please, Sir Daile.”  Good job sounding normal, Link.  Not at all like a wannabe horse-wizard.

Why couldn’t horse-wizards be normal, though?  An otherwise normal person who has bizarrely specific magical powers.  Why can they turn horses different colors but not sheep or lampreys?  Who knows.  Who cares?!  No one wants a rainbow of lampreys.

…Lampreys, Link?  Really?

.

Kertiss wouldn’t ride a purple horse.  Because he sucks.

If I were a horse-wizard, I’d turn his pink. Hehehe.  OOH and I’d braid its hair.  With flowers in it.  So many flowers.  Petunias, daisies, hyacinths just to get really crazy—it’s fall, though, so marigolds, those usually aren’t pink but they’re still girlier than no flowers at all.   Maybe he has hay-fever.  That’d be a good combination. Pink, braids, flowers, and uncontrollable sneezing to turn his face pink, too, so everything matches.

“The sky is pleasantly clear today.”

Oh- right.  People.

“Indeed, Sir Beraya.  It’s fortunate the sunshine is staving off some of the wind's chill.”

Stop imagining physically impossible childish revenge, Link.

“Is your coat warm enough, Princess?”

“Yes, Chee.  Is yours?”

And weird flesh-burrowing fish.

“Mine’s fine, yours just looks thin.”

There’s that twinge in the side again.

“It’s insufficient in midwinter, that’s certain.  We’re not quite there yet.  The stuffing is hotfeather pigeon down.”

Maybe that’s why I thought about lampreys.

“Does that help?!”

That’s another time Gio screamed.

“It’s certainly warm.  Whether the variety of pigeon matters is something else entirely.”

He hooked a fish with one of those hanging off its belly.

“What’s in your coat, Link?”

Crap, Chee asked something- “Huh?”

“What’s your coat stuffed with?”

How’d we get on coat-stuffings?  “I have absolutely no idea.”

“You don’t know?!”

“No, not really. I bought a coat in town, and it’s fine.”

“What was wrong with the one you had?”

“It was getting too worn.  I’ve been the same size for years.  And I didn’t think—well, I didn’t think I should look too scruffy, considering.”

“Wait, do you mean to visit the Royal Lab?”

“Nooo, they won’t care. I picked this up after—after the Champion’s Ceremony.”

“Hmm.  You kept the same boots, though.”

Zelda would notice that.  “Those were a lot newer.”

“Ahh.”

“Sooo are the rest of you all freezing because you’re wearing metal plates?”

Chee’s not so fond of riding quietly.

“Ha.  Ah, kid.  The clothes are under them, first of all, but second these damn things get too warm.”

“Speak truth, Margil—roasting’s more like it.”

“Sure can be.  Beraya’s got the worst deal right now.”

“Why’s that?”

“I need a re-fit.  Damn plates cutting into me.  The coat’s doing more to stop that than it is keeping me warm.”

Wh- why didn’t’ she-?  “I could’ve swapped you out, Beraya.  You could’ve stayed for a refit.”

“I wouldn’t want to miss this, Sir Link.  It hasn’t been easy to get out of the castle, lately.  It’s nice to smell grass instead of woodsmoke and oil.”

“Or Uri.”

“Pff-Margil- hahaha!“ “Oh dear.” “Hhhh.”

Craaaaap, okay, the teasing, how do I deal with them making fun of each other and do I have to deal with it at all or do I just let them go?

“YEAH, he’s a little ripe sometimes!”

Oh Goddess.  Uri’s not here to get offended, at least.

“He IS, Miss Chee.  Like a durian.”

“Enough, Margil-“

“Oh- I’ve been cut off.  Beraya’s right, I shouldn’t make fun of him.  Much.”

“Still clear, Sir Link.”

“Thanks, Sir Daile.”  Guess he’s not into the fun-making.

“Yeah, either you should make fun of everyone or no one.  Otherwise, it’s mean.”

…Well, she’s not wrong, but I was kind of hoping that’d be the end of it.

“You heard her, Margil.  You called Uri a durian.  Now, we all have to be fruit.”

“Ooh, OOH!  What’re you gonna call Link?”

Oh no, Chee, come on!

“Miss Chee?”

“Hey, you’re in!”

I dunno, Daile seemed kind of out to me-

“Sir Link is our commander.  We can’t be calling him fruit.”

Ohhh, no, oh- “Heh-“ stop, Link.  Stop.  It wasn’t that funny, he just sounded so serious-

“Well, maybe you can fruitify everyone else and I’ll take him.  Or the Princess can!”

“Heh.  Very well, Chee.  If all must be fruit, I shall fruitify Link.”

Oh good.  Better Zelda than Chee.

“Great.  Okay.  So, Margil… if Uri’s durian, what’s Beraya?”

…He must be so scared.  I would be, with Chee egging me to fruit Beraya.  She’s bigger than him, no question.

“…Palm… fruit?”

Margil, man, that might’ve been the wrong answer for a few reasons.

Turn slowly.  Side-eye only.  Don’t make it weird.

Ohhh good.  She’s smirking.

“I am tough to crack.”

Oh YES!  I did NOT want to have to smooth that over.

“Kphh- kphhhh-“

“When you snort like that, Margil, we all need to know what it’s about.”

“Aaaah, not any of us.  I was just thinking Sir Greggan’s a passion fruit.”

Sweet and tart… and seedy and kind of unkempt-looking.  That’s apt.

“I like it.  I think Traleene might be one of those skinny sweet peppers.”

“Ahhh, yeah.  That works.  Hey Daile?”

“Yeah?”

“You’re an apple.”

Aww.  I was hoping to be apple.

!!?  I was?

“Nah, I’m not.”

“Why not?”

I do like apples a lot.

“Too common.”

When they go in my face.

“Ohhh he thinks he’s uncommon!”

“Uph, Beraya-“

“It fits you so well, though.  You’re well-rounded and well-behaved.”

“What’s so well-behaved about apples?”

“They’re unassuming.  They go with everything, they’re sweet, and almost everyone likes them.”

Wow.  Guess Beraya knows Daile a lot better than I do.

“…I’m flattered.”

“I think that makes it your turn, Daile.”

I wish I was better at telling if people were upset or just kind of uncomfortable.

“Hphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.  Hmm.  …Okay.  Wenn.”

“Yes?”

“Yuzu.”

“Wow.”

“What?”

“That good, huh?”

“Yuzu’s good.”

“Yuzu’s acrid.”

Ohh no, argument-

“It’s sharp.  Doesn’t make it bad.”

Daile vs Beraya-

“Full of seeds.”

“Adds character.”

friendly one, right?

“Adds annoyance.”

Right?

“The whole fruit isn’t just for your enjoyment.”

That sounded testy.

“I just thought you’d’ve picked something more pleasant.”

She finds Wenn pleasant, good to know.

“People don’t have to be pleasant if they don’t feel like it.”

Damn, did I miss something here, I thought she was saying Wenn WAS pleasant?  I think Zelda’s confused, too.

“If Wenn’s Yuzu, Zo’s grapefruit.”

Thank you, Margil.

“Ouch.”

Beraya doesn’t like grapefruit?

“Grapefruit’s good.  It just doesn’t go with anything else.”

“Except sugar.”

“Except sugar, right.”

…They’re picking fruit you can only find way south of here or as imports.

Oh, except apples.  Durians, yuzu, and grapefruit, not so much.  So-so on the sweet peppers.

“I know I’m not one of you, but I’m obviously a lychee.  Just making that clear.”

“Of course, Chee.”

Zelda says with a glitter in her voice, somehow!

“Margil’s a blueberry.”

“Beraya- ah hahaha- you have to explain that one.”

“You sprang from acidic soil.”

Damn, she knows things about plants?

“Am I tiny and blue?”

“Of course not.  Don’t expect everything to fit.”

“Ha.”

“Blueberries aren’t blue inside, anyway.  They’re green.”

“That doesn’t fit, either.  I haven’t been green for seven years.”

“Has it been that long?”

“It has.”

“It goes fast.”

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Sudden silence.

I bet I know why.

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I wonder if any of them have put anything off… have decided not to get married, or have families, or…

Zelda and I don’t have the luxury of truly living until it’s over.  We can’t risk it.  Imagine how much worse it would be if the Calamity came and we had a child, or children—or if Zelda was pregnant.

Goddess.  If Zelda was pregnant.

I can see her like that now, and she looks radiant.

I can feel us making it happen, too.

And we can’t let it.

“I’m turning it over in my head.”

?  “Princess?”

“What fruit you might be.”

“Oh.  Hah!”  Fun to think about at least.  Better than creeped-out silence magnifying whatever might be past the horizon.

What kind of fruit would Zelda be?  Is there such a thing as sunfruit?  Mmm.  She gets miffy if she thinks I’m hyper-idolizing her, so I shouldn’t make up mythical fruit.  Maybe I’m just a love-struck sunflower myself.  I follow her around.  And stare at her a lot.

…Sunflower’s not fruit, though.

“I’d rather thought apple for you, Link, but I’d prefer not to duplicate others’.”

Heeey, she thought apple, too!

“You can have apple if you want it, Sir.  I didn’t think it fit me that well to begin with.”

“Heh.  Thanks, Sir Daile, though I’m curious what the Princess comes up with.”  And she’s…. giving me that sparkle-mischief smirk she’s only done a few times.  But… we’re not in bed, so… I don’t know what this means.  Is there some sort of sexy fruit she’s thinking?  What could that possibly be?  The last time she had a face like that, she had a hand on myOH.  Um.

Please, don’t say banana.

Please, don’t.

I’d be kind of flattered but I don’t want my sister to hear that.  Please don’t say it.  Please please please please don’t she’s still sparkling at me out of the corner of her eye, maybe this isn’t the greatest time for stone-faced Link, maybe I should let my eyes go all owl-y like they want to anyway-

Now she’s not looking.  Faces ineffective if target can’t see.  Why are her lips moving all funny like that?

“I think Link’s a banana.”

CHEEEEEEEEEEE!

“He’s all tough on the outside but if you peel it back, inside he’s really sweet and soft.”

….Oh.  Well, that’s not so bad.  Context is king.

No one’s saying anything, though, which either means they think her assessment’s embarrassing or they’re thinking what I was thinking thirty seconds ago.

“Interesting, Chee.  I was proceeding along a similar line of reasoning yet approaching a different conclusion.”

“Really?”

“Yes.  For not only is Link tough, he’s dangerous.  A banana is also far too easy to peel to represent his exterior.  I’d rather thought of durian with its sharp thorns, yet it would be a duplicate once more.”

“Link’s not that stinky, anyway. Or slimy.”

“Hmm.  Usually not.”

Ohhhh, COME ON!

“I think a pineapple with its thick, jagged exterior is a good choice.”

That’s better, I like that.  Thank you, Zelda.

“It’s not gooey and soft on the inside.”

“You make an excellent point, Chee, though it meets the sweetness criterion.”

“Hehe, yeah.  You’re so sweet, Link.”

“Thanks, Chee…”

“Pineapple’s too woody, though.”

Okay… liking it a little less, now-

“That doesn’t entirely discount it.”

No Zelda, please don’t highlight the woodiness oh Goddess that smirk, she’s doing this on purpose- stay cool, Link- act clueless.  Like Chee.

“Maybe there’s some crazy banana-pineapple hybrid out there.  A banapple?  No, sounds like apples.  Pinana.  That’s it, Princess!”

Pinana sounds fun at least but now they’re mixing the shape of a banana with the woodiness of pineapple and it’s WORSE-

“And this would have the properties of a pineapple with the exception of its interior texture?”

Oh.  Not the embarrassing way.

“Sure!”

Yeah, that’s fine.

“Excellent.  You are a Pinana, Link.”

...And they’ve made up a mythical fruit for me. 

“Great!  Thanks.”  Does that mean I can make up a fruit for Zelda after all?  Or will I get in trouble?

…What would she do to me if I’m in trouble?

Maybe I should try and find out.

But it’s also about time for Daile and I to pull ahead toward that little pond.  Yeah.  Yeah, consider whether to cross the fake-fruit-line later.

“Time to scout.  Join me, Sir Daile.”

“Yes, sir.”

“You all can keep moving for now, just keep it slow.  Don’t ride over that ridge up there.”

“Yes, sir.” “Yes, sir!” “Okay.” “Very well.”

“Keep an eye on the slate, okay?”

“Indeed.”

Make sure—yeah that hip quiver is still seated conveniently.  Daile’s checking his, too, and his spear.  And his sheathe.

“Let’s keep quiet.”

“Yes, sir.”

Trot, Rionee.  Good girl.

The sky truly is spectacular today.  The Sun mostly behind us makes it a bottomlessly-deep azure ahead.  No clouds.  So few trees.  With that ridge just ahead, it’s easy to feel like we’re about to clear the crest of a wave in a sea of gold.  It’s not all that different from the color of beach sand giving way to the ocean.  They both gleam in the right light, too.

Here I am again.  Thinking about that day on the beach.

“Why are we being so quiet?”

Before we went to the Domain, I wasn’t allowed to dive into the ocean.

“In case anything’s over the ridge, kid.”

Mipha taught me so properly, though.  I think father would’ve felt bad saying I couldn’t put that skill to good use.

Or maybe having any skill was a good thing, and he hadn’t thought four-year-olds should learn how to dive yet.  Mipha might’ve beat him to it.

Either way… diving off that little rock outcropping was lots of fun.

Teaching Chee was fun, too.  Her hair caused so much drag.  Mipha wanted me to cut mine off, but it’s nothing compared to that massive mop she has.  How can such a skinny, lanky kid produce so much hair?!  When it’s not in her braid it’s past her butt and it’s all fluffy.

…Mipha also wanted me to swim naked.

Ugh.  Uuuuuuuugh.  Oh nooo.  No, don’t think about it that way, Link.  Mipha was NOT just hoping to get a look at you.  Because Zora don’t think that way.  They don’t usually hide anything.  It had nothing to do with that at all.  There’s no such thing as a Zora hoping to get another Zora’s pants off.  She just honestly thought it would help you swim better.

Yep.

“Hm hmm.”

That is definitely the case.

“Is my brother thinking funny things?”

For sure.

“Rather.”

…Of course, without the Sheikah shorts pressing on everything, my dangly bits would be much more dangly

“Kphh- hh-hh-hh-“

and therefore cause more drag.

“Oooh, what?”

“Hh-hh-“

I think.  So she’d be wrong.

“Hh-hh-hmm, nothing, Chee. Hm hmm.”

…Dear Goddess, Link.

“Mmm.”

The slate!

“Can I see?”

Zelda?

“I’m afraid not.”

Please don’t let anyone see that.

“Please?  I’m asking nicely.”

I bet you’re laughing, and Chee’ll want to know why

“So is he, it turns out.”

and if she sees ‘dangly bits’ on the screen it will end my life as I know it.

“Wait, on there he’s asking you not to show me?”

And…

“He is indeed.”

Over the top.

“Uchh.”

Clear here, too.  Glints of sun on wind-ripples in the pond.  I see the seedpods she likes already even though we’re still a ways off.  Bright yellow speckling.  That one big tree far off and the stand even further, past the large pond.  Can’t quite see that.  Deer on the-

No.

Not deer.

“Hh!”

Quiet, Link!

Daile!

“Princess?”

Man knows how to let the wind carry his voice.

“Quietly. They see something.”

We’re lucky we had the wind.

They’re riding northeast this side of the ridge.

“W-well, what?”

They’d have passed us.

“I’m unsure.”

The wind would’ve blown any trace of our voices south, thank Hylia.  Not that we couldn’t take two bokoblin riders

“Two bokoblin riders.”

but better for them never to get anywhere near Chee.

“Damn-“ “S#$@-“

Zelda—I know you’re looking.  Back off quietly and calmly.  Stay southwest of that little copse of trees before the end of the rise.  If something goes horribly wrong, ride hard back to the logging village.

“With me.  Southwest.”

She’s not here to argue with me.

“Yes, Princess.” “No assist?”

Please don’t be angry.  I know you could help, but not Chee, not yet.  Keep her safe.  Please?  Keep eyes out.  Every direction.

“No.  Come.  Past the copse.”

They’re still facing northeast.

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I thought we scared those deer, but it was them.

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Getting further.

I could just let them go, but there’s no stopping them circling back around toward the pond.  For that matter, there’s no stopping them attacking any number of people who live half-isolated in cabins around the plain.

The horses had to come from somewhere.

…S@#$.

Sir Daile?

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We take them out.

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Alright.  We move northwest, away from the others.  Make it harder for them to realize what direction we came from.  We move to intercept once we have some distance—once the angle can look like we came from the southwest, not the logging village.

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Agreed.  Toward the tree.

“Link plans to attack.”

No, not all the way.

“Sounds like my brother.”

These bastards like to circle an area waiting for someone to stumble in.  Then someone gets killed.

“He has… said he goes hunting.”

They’ll come back around on the other side.

“For monsters, yeah.”

I’d rather they don’t get the chance.

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Because someone could do some stumbling first if we wait.

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…You ever fought these before?

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That’s good.  These ones look blue.  Not the toughest by far.

They can still easily kill a person.

“Hhhh.”

Yeah.  Me too.

”Are you alright, Princess?”

I think one has a spear.  The other one probably has a bow.  One usually does.

“I am… on edge.”

If we can take them out long-range, great.

“It’s Link.  He’ll be fine.”

I usually don’t take Rionee in if I can help it, but we need the speed on the open plain.  Let’s go.

Good girl, Rionee.  Sorry ahead of time.

The wind’s in our favor.  They won’t hear us easily at a trot.  Rionee knows when I need her to be quiet.  Seems like Daile’s horse is pretty in-tune with her rider, too. 

Eyes all directions, Link.

Just in case.

Daile’s clearly already aware.

Master.

Fi?

You are in perfect health.

…Glad you think so?

If you draw me in this state, when you swing I may release controlled bursts of energy as a long-ranged attack.

Really?!

Yes.

But only if I’m perfectly healthy?

I am unable to take resources from you automatically otherwise, master.

Okay.  I’ll keep it in mind.  I’m used to the bow, so I’ll start with that.

Prudent, master.  You may find the wide beams convenient for striking moving targets.

Noted.

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“Hylia preserve us.”

“Princess?”

“Your brother’s thoughts.  Silence.”

“…Maybe he’s not thinking like that.”

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“It’s most unusual when not asleep or practicing forms.”

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Further.

“Ohhh.  Hhhh.”

“Something?”

“Yes.  I’d worried—something perhaps might have surprised them.”

“Too bad this doesn’t work both ways.  You could remind Link to check in with you.”

“Indeed.”

“…Don’t worry, Princess.  Link hates bokoblins.  If he already has a plan to take them out and he’s just doing it, he’s like an islander hawk.  He won’t get distracted.  You’ll see.”

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“It surprises me to hear he hates anything, other than in jest.”

“You just haven’t seen him around bokoblins yet.”

“You have?”

“…They like to sneak right up to the edge of Hateno.  Sometimes they gather on the beach in the bay.  They-“

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“Chee?”

“Sorry.  Maybe like… six years ago?  It- it was a family.  They went down to the beach and bokoblins attacked.  They weren’t dummies, they had weapons, but there were too many for them.  The mom ran back up the path with the toddler.  Some people in the woods heard her yelling and helped, but the dad and the other kid didn’t make it.”

“… That’s terrible.”

“It was just the first one.  My dad wasn’t there, so… well, he organizes groups to clear the monsters out, but they started coming more often.  Link…”

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“I’d never seen him like that before.  The boy who got killed—I mean, Link’s really nice, you’ve seen that.  He played with all the little kids.  He knew them all.  He wasn’t like all these stupid big bullies who’d push younger kids around.  He was like a big brother to all of them.  And he knew he was good with a sword.

“So, he grabbed one.  A real one, an old one of dad’s from the shed, and an old shield, and he just went to the beach.”

“S#$%, kid.”

“Well, yeah, that’s what mom thought.  She was so scared.  A big group from the village followed after him but when they got there, Link had already killed all the bokoblins.”

“All?  How many are we talking?”

“Five, I guess.”

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“What color?”

“Mostly red, some blue.”

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“I am… astounded I’ve not yet seen this in Link’s thoughts.”

“Yeah, I think he… tries not to think about it.  Or maybe he can’t, I don’t know.  When people mention… the little boy’s name, he goes all quiet and unfocused-like.  He used to do that around the mom and baby, too, but they moved away later.”

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“He was twelve.”

“Princess?”

“Six years ago, Link was twelve.  As are you.”

“…Yeah.  Twelve must be the year you have to grow up these days.”

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“You said that was only the first attack.”

“It wasn’t the first attack.  It was the first time they killed a kid.”

“…The first…”

“They got another one the next year.  Link was livid for months.  Mom and I think he scoured everywhere ten miles out from town and took care of all of them, and then did the beach up and down for miles.”

“…Alone?”

“Yeah, he always went alone.”

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“What is it, Princess?”

“I was just… thinking… had I been in your mother’s place, I’d have tried to stop him.”

“She didn’t after that first one.  She did try and make sure he was being careful and that he had everything he needed, at least that he could carry with him.  And she fed him like she was fattening a pig for solstice.  Some of the farmers offered to pay him for monster parts, but he refused.  Said it was a bad idea to soil our land with their blood.”

“He had no qualms selling monster parts to the apothecary in town.”

“That’s different.  He didn’t want them sticking the parts in the ground as fertilizer.”

“…Some do this?”

“Yeah, guess it works, too, but Link never let them have the parts.”

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“May I ask a related question, Chee?”

“Of course, Princess.”

“I… from certain things your brother has said, and…”

“Kmph.  And thought.”

“Well, yes.  I’d thought he’d been bullied rather mercilessly.  I’d also thought the inhabitants of Hateno thought him… foolish, perhaps?  And-“

“Oh, I know what you’re gonna say.  Girly.  Right?  …Yeah.  So, here’s the thing.  I don’t know if you’ve noticed this, but my brother’s not the greatest at figuring out what people are really thinking.”

“Ah.  I have indeed, though I’d thought he’d improved in that regard.”

“Yeah, he might’ve a bit.  But… I mean, Gio and his group are all Link’s age or older, and they sure never went around killing the monsters.  They’re flat-out scared of Link, but they also know he’s not going to hurt them, because he’s way too nice for that, and of course they don’t want Link getting all the attention for being the guy who single-handedly beats up the monsters, so they picked something they could make fun of him for and harped on it—all the time.

“I mean… Link’s short, he’s never been bulky, and his hair’s pretty—it’s a lot nicer than mine—and Link KNOWS his hair’s pretty and he tries to keep it that way, and if you can’t see his front, sure he could easily be a girl instead, but it’s like the one thing.  Everything else about Link is just… I mean, there’s nothing else.  What are they going to give him crap for, that he’s not a jerk?  That he’s not a weakling?  That he’s not a coward?  That he’s not stupid? Or maybe that he actually is handsome, but no one will go near him because he’s so scary?”

“Indeed?  Link appears under the impression that he’s unattractive.”

“That’s what I mean.  Link just… doesn’t get it unless someone says it.  At least a lot of the time.  People tease him for looking girlish and then no one wants to dance with him at the street party?  Link thinks it’s because he’s girly.  Link sees people shy away from him in the street and try to avoid talking to him long?  He thinks it’s because of the things he says.  Like the talking’s the problem.  But actually they’re thinking about how many monsters he’s killed all by himself and wondering if it’s only them he’s interested in killing, or you know, if he’ll snap one day and-“

“He won’t do that.”

“YOU know that, and so do I, and so does mom, and honestly all the kids in town who’re more than about two years younger than him know it, too.  Everyone else is weirded out, ‘cause even my dad always went with a big group.”

“Even though Link kept the village safe?”

“Safer. More monsters always come.  But, yeah, even though he did that.”

“I have to imagine this means the problem has worsened since he left.”

“It has.  He was worried about that.  He tried to organize a group like my dad does, and to show them how he fights them.  I think it sort of worked, but I also think Link got nervous around my dad and it didn’t go as well as it could’ve. After Link came here, dad spent some time getting people together again and did another clear-out.”

“…The garrison at Fort Hateno is too far west to protect all of Hateno.  In the past, there’d been no need of it, but it sounds as though new garrisons are needed in each cardinal direction.”

“Forgive me, Princess—we’d need the soldiers to staff them.”

“There’s no need for forgiveness, Sir Beraya.”

“Ah...”

“Sir Margil?”

“Sir Lyle’s been aware of this problem a long time.  The coastal regions don’t get enough central support.  The shipping companies hire mercenaries, and they do their bit, but you can never expect them to do much more than keep the docking areas clear.”

“…And?”

“I don’t know the whole story.  I think the general plan was to re-assign soldiers from Akkala Citadel and recruit trainees for the citadel itself.”

“I’m unaware of any such plan.”

“I’m sorry, Princess.  It could just be talk.”

They’re turning.  Daile.

“Wait- something-“

Draw.

I’ll swing left, head off the leader.  You take right.

Go Rionee, go, go, go, go go, good girl it’s still far but the instant I can make the shot- the instant- wait for it-

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I hear you squealing you s@#$ with your trash-bow that can’t reach me yet.

Down.

Daile missed-

S@#$!  DAILE, LEFT, THREE MORE!

“Ah!”

This one first

“Princess?”

Take it out take it out aim, track-

“Three more.”

“S%$#!”  “Hphh!”

Tricky bastard, last-second-swerve, it’s speeding up the spear the SPEAR-

Damn good shield-work, Daile, the bastard’s reeling NOW Link-

Arrow- neck- dead.

Circle- SPEED, Rionee, go girl- three in an even row, dangerous-

“Do they need us, Princess?”

Don’t flank, Daile, exposed! My right, my rightARROW- missed us-

“He wished us to remain.”

Aimtracktrack comeoncomeonhitNO, s@#$- YES great shot, Daile!

Bastard’s still seated, send another arrow, another- YES- die- diiiie- f@#$.  The f#@%ing black ones don’t go down easy- go- DOWN-

“Black?”

Gotta take it out, archer-

“…There’s a black bokoblin?”

 -threatit’sFIRINGSHIELD-

“I believe-”

VEER!  Good girl-

“...so- Sir Beraya-“

Nock- FLY- SUNK.

Still not down but it’s not riding right with a chest full of arrows, might fall on its own.

Go, girl, toward rightmost one, Daile senses it, smart, he’s crossing behind me, his spear, he’s got this one, SPEED BURST- circle behind- catch the others-

Draw, Fi, wide beam- how?!

Simply slash, master!

SlashingWOW!

Like the melee, blew them back, one de-horsed- Daile knocked his off- only the woozy one left seated-

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Daile!?

S@#$ he’s unseated-

“Hh-hhh.”

S@#$ S@#$ S@#$, F@#% YOU FOURTHONEFOURTH

“Princess-“  “What’s happened?!”

 YOU CAN DO IT GIRL, POWER THROUGH-

“…I think Rionee’s been hit.”

Oh F@#$ me, silvers.  Still far, but-

“Sweet skies, Princess, if his horse goes down-“

-why are there so many?!

“I’m aware.  He wished us to remain.”

And so many horses!!

“H- he should be fine, Princess, he’s Link-”

Archer falling off- DAILE!!

“Hh-“

“Princess?!”  “What is it?” “Keep the sound down…”

Goddess DAMN it, you piece of s#%@ MOTHERF$@%ING BOKOBLINS!!!

“So quick- silver ones, now-“

BACKUPDaileBACKUPDaileBACKHIMUP- HEAD!

Not anymore.  Please get up, Daile-

Circle- the one who shot Rionee SWORD BLAST, DOWN-

“How many?!”

Downed ones getting up, one spear, one sword and shield-

“At least eight total.  Some down.”

-not for long- DODGE, RIONEE- VEER- SLICE- right through the stomach, it dies soon-

“With blacks and silvers.  Princess-”

yeah, fly into your buddy-

“Margil, Chee is vulnerable if we move to assist.”

DAILE! YES!   His spear- going after the black ones-

“Silver and black bokos are a threat even alone.”

Circle, Rionee, circle, faster, FASTER, please girl, I know you’re hurt but Daile’s vulnerable-

“I told my brother I’d listen to him this time.”

-and those two silvers are closing.

“He said stay.”

These ones suck.

“I stay.”

Look at me.  Look at me you s@#%s.

“He’s not hurt, right?”

Not Daile.  He’s not the threat.  I am.  That’s right.  LOOK.

“No.”

LEFT, RIONEE, YES WE STOPPED THEM SHORT THEY’RE REARING-

“You’ll see.  These aren’t people.  They’re bokoblins.  He’s got them.”

Good girl.  I know that was scary, but it worked.  One on the ground.  The other trying to get the horse under control.

My horse likes me.  Yours don’t like you.

Your mistake.

Daile- I hear him behind me.  Trust him, Link- back to the silvers.   Rionee’s shaking, sweating, that arrow in her, I’m pushing too hard.

Back toward them girl, last time, I promise- I have a plan- plan-

JUMP, LINK- CONCENTRATE!

That’s it, asshole.  Look right at me.  Easier to sink the arrow in your eye- SUNK- I’m on YOUR horse now and YOU AREN’T- DOWN- SLASH- STAY- DOWN- woah girl woah woah, there, that’s right I’m not one of them, let’s go- turn- TURN-

AHGH!

S@#%-

I can no longer automatically project, master.

“Link’s hit.”

No NEED- turn, girl, please-

“S@#$- let’s-“

She’s too scared-

“No.”

FLIP Link, CONCENTRATE, never mind the cut, you’re good- AIM-

“Princess, please-“

The other eye.

“We shall respect his request, Beraya.”

That one’s done.  Now the other.

That’s right.  Your turn.

“I trust his judgement.”

Squealing at me won’t save you.  Not that I think you’re trying to save yourself.

“He is unafraid.”

You’re all bloodthirst.

“He’s not called for help…”

SHIELD- block- bash bash bash BASH BASH

“…nor gone silent.”

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THRUST.

F@#$er’s still moving.

Out.  IN.

TwistTWIST.

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It’s dead.

Twist.

Just to make sure.

Squelching.

I hear the eyeless one.  Still moving.

Daile’s almost to it.  Putting it out of its misery.  You’d think two arrows where its brain should be would’ve done that already, but something just… keeps these things going.

The black bokos?

Dead.

…He’s very competent.

“They appear victorious.”

“Hooh.”  “Wow.”  “Mmhmm.”

…Except I see grass rustling over there.  The downed archer.

No use letting it shoot us in the back.  And it would.  Its one last bit of fun.

Run.

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STEP.

No, you don’t.

Jugular.

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I see the black smoke way off… the blue ones disintegrating already.

…This one’s dead, now.

…Wipe Fi off.

Thank you, master.

Standard practice.

I’m aware.  I still appreciate it.

DAILE?

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YOU ALRIGHT?

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Don’t stand around like an idiot, Link, jog over there.  He’s bleeding.

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How’s your head?

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May I?

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“What’re they doing?”

“Taking stock.”

Not so bad.  It looked like it hit you hard.  I thought-

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Yeah.  Light spear, poorly crafted.  Good thing, that.

What about the other one?

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Okay… more of a dig-wound than an actual stab.  Those can get nasty, though.  They’re tears.  Hang on-

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Yep, it’s alcohol.

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It’ll hurt like a b@#$%.

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Here goes.

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Sorry.

I have-

No, I have some.  Clean.  I’ll just-

Yeah, take it off for a sec while I clean my hands.

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I got it.

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Quick pack and wrap.  The alcohol should keep it from festering.  Stuff’s damn strong.  S@#$ to drink, great for wounds.

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Maybe around two more times.

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That feel secure?

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Good.

Hey.  You did great out here.

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No, I mean it.  I usually fight these things alone, I’m not used to this.  But eight on horseback-

S@#$.  The horses.

Do you see any smoke?  Other than from the bodies…

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Yeah, me either.

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I’m concerned about where they got the horses.

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The stable’s far from here, but there are lots of farms.

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Yeah.

Hey… Zelda?

If you haven’t already started, I think you’re okay to join us.  Ride north of the ponds through the valley.  We’ll ride toward you, too, once we can.  Meet you in the middle somewhere.

I strongly advise we investigate the horse situation.  I know it might mean we get stuck spending the night at the lab, but there could be people hurt.

Or dead.  That’s… likely, actually.

Either way, I feel we owe it to them.

I’ll abide by your decision.

And I’ll love you either way.

It’s just my- my heart’s recommendation. 

I’m going to check Rionee.  See if it’s okay to ride her.  The bows they were using weren’t great, so… I’m hoping it’s not too deep.

Please, don’t be too deep.

Alcohol at the ready.

…Guess I should clean my own cut, too.

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Nerves

Ahh, an oldie but a goodie as they say. Well, at least, I hope they can say that about this ahhaha

Cheeky Kitsune 🦊💋

 “Ya look so good like that baby”

   You whined softly at Taishiro’s praise, squirming beneath his touch while he watched with greedy eyes. He found it adorable how you were trying to cover yourself with your arms as he teased your dripping folds with his fingers, dragging gasps and whimpers from your parted lips.

 “Quit it…” Your words were soft and half-hearted as he continued to shower you with praises, you weren’t sure if he was just being nice because it was your first time or if he was just, always, this nice. Either way, you weren’t quite sure how to react.

 “What’s wrong? Doesn’t my cute omega want to know when she’s makin’ her alpha happy?” Taishiro questioned, leaning down to nibble on your ear faintly, pulling a soft gasp past your lips. There was no way that was supposed to feel so nice, you wanted to lean your head back, to show him that you were completely at his mercy but thankfully, your embarrassment kept you from doing so.

 “Mm ya make the cutest sounds, gets me real hard for you baby” He whispered into your ear, his hot breath sending shivers down your spine while his finger began to rub against your entrance firmly, causing your body to jolt in surprise.

 The size difference between the two of you left you more than a little nervous with just how big his fingers would feel inside of you. Let alone his dick, or his knot.

   “…Do ya wanna back out baby?”

   Taishiro sat back slowly, a tender look in his eyes while he moved his hand to your thigh instead, rubbing small, soothing circles in an attempt to calm you down. Your scent had began to change from the deliciously sweet scent it had been a moment ago; it would leave Taishiro a bad taste in his mouth if he pressured you into anything, he wanted to be sure you were ready for this.

 “No…I don’t! I just…I’m…” You trailed off nervously, pursing your lips while you tried to think of the best way to voice how nervous you felt. Taishiro was big and you, in comparison, were tiny. You were fairly certain that anyone in their right mind would be nervous in this situation.

 “Nervous?” Taishiro finished softly, flashing you a reassuring smile, his fingers returning to your slick covered folds, teasing gently. He should have realised that from the beginning but it reassured him to know you did want to be with him like this.

 “Who wouldn’t be?” You mumbled, laughing awkwardly as you tried to hide the pleased moan that wanted to slip out.

 “Ya know I’ll be gentle with ya” He assured, moving his free hand to your cheek, cupping it tenderly before leaning down to place a kiss on your forehead, his scent washing over you and causing you to relax.

 “I’d say we skip this but I think ya need the prep baby” He chuckled quietly, making you gasp and squeal faintly when he pushed one of his fingers inside of you slowly, wiggling it as he did so. You were more than wet enough for it not to sting but it was an odd feeling, having his finger inside of you so suddenly.

 Taishiro smiled as he got an idea, removing his finger before lifting you against his body, repositioning the both of you so that he was sitting against the headboard with you nestled in his lap, his fingers between your thighs.

 “Gummy…what are you doing?” You questioned, gulping nervously as you felt him kiss along your neck, his finger pushing inside of you once more. You were thankful he couldn’t watch each of your reactions but this position wasn’t something you had been expecting from the alpha behind you.

 “Figured it’d help ya, if I touch you like this for a while” Taishiro hummed, his free hand coming up to your chest, fingers brushing against your nipple, making you whine softly, your hips rocking to match the thrusts of his finger.

 You didn’t bother to respond to him, instead merely choosing to enjoy the way he touched you, how gentle he was being in an attempt to settle your nerves. You wouldn’t voice it aloud but having him behind you like this helped you settle down. It felt more intimate, easier for you to relax with your strong alpha behind you, supporting you and trying to make you feel as comfortable as possible.

 “Ya like this baby girl?” He questioned quietly, nibbling on the spot behind your ear faintly as he began to move his finger faster, curling it slightly to make you cry out in surprise, your hands moving to grab at his arm, holding on tightly.

 “Fuck, ya do, don’t ya?” He demanded quietly, brushing his thumb against your clit teasingly, pulling a whine from your lips, your eyes beginning to haze over with desire from the way he teased you.

 “Such a good girl, nice an’ relaxed now aren’t ya? Taking my finger so eagerly…it ain’t even my dick but your hips are movin’ on their own” He remarked, his tone amazed while you squirmed against him, turning your head to look up at him desperately. The way he was fingering you was better than you could ever hope to accomplish on your own, you weren’t completely innocent after all.

 While you hadn’t had sex yet, you had most certainly touched yourself, but there was only so much you could do, without the help of toys or a partner. Having Taishiro touch you like this meant he could reach deeper inside of you, fill you more until you were left with no choice but to beg him for more.

 “Shit, baby girl…this ain’t enough for ya is it?” He questioned, groaning when he felt your nails begin to bite into his skin from the way you held onto his arm. Judging from the look in your eyes, you were more than ready for the next part.

 “Gummy…alpha” You cooed, your voice sweet like honey while your tongue darted out over your lips, wetting them. Your embarrassment from before was almost completely forgotten about, instead replaced with the need for your alpha to bury his knot deep inside of you.

 “You want somethin’ from me? Say it baby girl, tell me what you want” Taishiro encouraged, his voice low and husky, wondering if you would actually ask him for what you were oh-so-clearly craving.

 You pouted faintly as you leaned up, licking along the shell of his ear faintly, a smile tugging at the edge of your lips at the fact you could smell him much better from your current position.

 “Alpha…I need you” You paused, biting at his ear while you rocked your hips down against his hand, whining at the pleasure his touch brought you, loving the way his thumb pressed against your sensitive clit.

 “Alpha, I need you so badly…I want your knot, I wanna be full” You whispered, chewing on your bottom lip nervously when you heard the deep, guttural groan that escaped the man behind you.

 Before you could even think of continuing, of begging him for what you needed, he removed his finger and moved you so that you were on your hands and knees, the tip of his throbbing dick pressing up against your dripping folds, pulling a gasp past your lips.

 Reality seemed to slap you out of your lust-driven haze, nerves setting in once more at just how big your alpha was compared to you.

 “Fuck, baby girl, such an invitation…beggin’ me like that an’ then bein’ so fucking wet” Taishiro remarked, his large hands settling on your hips, pulling you back so that he could keep you steady.

 “Alpha…” You trailed off, pausing as you tried to think of a way to ask him not to listen to his instincts just yet. You realised that you probably shouldn’t have wound him up like that but at the same time, you hadn’t exactly been thinking properly, it was an accident.

   “Shh, baby, don’t worry about a thing. I’ll be real gentle with ya”

   His calm voice helped you relax instantly, trusting him to take care of you as much as he possibly could. He was big, it was going to hurt but that wasn’t really avoidable, the best Taishiro could do, was to be as gentle as he could.

 You whimpered out as you felt him push into you, stretching you around his thick erection, filling you until you could take no more. He didn’t want to push you until the pain was over with, so the fact he could only fit half of his dick inside of you currently didn’t bother him too much. He just needed you to relax, to adjust to his size.

 “Fuck…” He breathed out a shaky breath, closing his eyes while trailing kisses along your back, trying to distract you from the pain, the new and unfamiliar feeling of his dick inside of your much smaller body. After this, it would be pleasurable, after tonight, he could claim you and fuck you without worry. For tonight however, he needed to be patient.

 “Taishiro…you’re huge” You whined out, pouting as you peeked back at him, your eyes watering from the stinging sensation that was slowly beginning to die down.

 “Baby girl, I’m only halfway inside of ya” He chuckled, flashing you a tense smile, trying not to think about just how good it felt to have you wrapped around him like this. It was hard, that’s for sure. Almost as hard as he was for you. Almost.

 “…Well…I can’t say I’m hating the idea of having all of you inside me…” You trailed off, averting your gaze as your cheeks flushed in embarrassment. You couldn’t help but wonder where the sudden boldness had come from, perhaps it was because he was already inside of you but you found that you didn’t care about saying such a thing.

 “Baby girl, if ya talk like that, I’m gonna have to give ya everythin’ I’ve got” Taishiro warned, grinning down at you while his hips moved slightly, making you gasp out when he slid into you a little more. It was a bit much but it didn’t hurt, you were just feeling very full at the moment.

 “Ya ready baby? For your alpha…?” He questioned, grinning at the way you whined out desperately, grinding your hips back against him, pushing him into you further. Taishiro let out a low groan as he pulled out from you slowly, stopping when the tip of his dick was pressed up against your folds before burying himself inside of you, only this time, he didn’t stop until every inch of him was inside of you.

 Except of course, his knot, which merely pressed up against your folds, making you very aware there would be more to come soon enough. Taishiro was determined to fill you completely, he wouldn’t dare leave his cute little omega craving more.

 Taishiro groaned low as he moved his hips hard, filling you completely with each thrust of his hips. The emptiness you felt each time he pulled out was strange but you couldn’t stop the whimpers of pleasure when he pushed back into you.

 Your hips moved back against his eagerly, moans spilled from your lips as you buried your face against the bedsheets, embarrassed by the quiet whispers and groans of praise from the alpha above you. He was spoiling you with kind words and you knew that he was aware of it, that he was doing it on purpose. He loved to be sweet to you, a terrible addiction to say the least.

   “Baby girl, ya have any idea how good it feels? Being inside ya? I almost want ya to take my knot”

   You cried out in pleasure as his thrusts grew stronger, his dick torturously rubbing against your sweet spot while his knot teased your folds, big and throbbing, a preview of how tight a fit it would be when he buried it inside of you.

 His words had your body hot, your mind hazy and your mouth dry. The promise of your alpha’s knot was almost too good to be true but you knew by the way he was grinding it up against you; he wanted to knot you.

 Probably about as much as you wanted him to knot you, if you wanted to put any thought into it.

 “Alpha, alpha please” You mumbled out your desires into the bedsheets, desperately grinding yourself back against him until Taishiro pushed you into the bed further, slamming into you until finally, his knot pushed into you.

 You choked out a broken moan as you felt his knot, it stung, spreading you more than his dick had but at the same time, the feeling had your walls clenching around him desperately, heat beginning to build in the pit of your stomach. It felt so good, having his knot inside of you and though it meant he had to rut up against you instead, grinding his dick against your sweet spot while he neared his own orgasm, you didn’t care.

 You gasped out, lifting your head to take in much needed oxygen, your moans and cries of pleasure leaving you more than a little breathless as your orgasm rocked through your body, your eyes squeezing shut. It was intense, having your alpha above you, his hips flush against your body as he tried to push his knot deeper, not wanting it to slip out as it inflated fully, locking him inside of you while he released his seed.

 Your chest heaved with effort as you pressed your forehead against the bed, your eyes still closed while you took a moment to regain yourself, trying not to focus on the feeling of Taishiro filling you with his hot cum. You could feel it, every time his knot throbbed inside of you, you knew he was filling you up.

 You weren’t entirely sure how long Taishiro’s knot would last but you did know it would be a messy experience.

 “Ya took my knot so well baby” Taishiro cooed from above you, slowly moving your bodies so that he was sitting against the headboard once more, his arms around your midsection, keeping you nice and close while you were joined together.

 “Aw come on, why did you have to say that?” You whined out softly, pouting as he chuckled from behind you, pressing light kisses to your neck and shoulder, his fingers tapping against your stomach lightly.

 “Because it’s true. Ya did take my knot well…and when it goes down, I think I wanna try something on the kitchen table” He mused, nuzzling your neck tenderly, enjoying the warmth your body gave off.

 “The kitchen table…?” You frowned slightly, pursing your lips as you tried to figure out what your alpha could possibly want to try in there; he couldn’t possibly want to defile where you ate. At least, you hoped he didn’t want to defile where you ate.

 “Yeah, I have all my meals there, you’re included in that baby girl”

[madmadmilk]

I want to be excited about the Eternals SO BADLY but I just can't... I don't think I ever got over Endgame and what a shoddy job the MCU did with time travel and the fallout/recovery of the "blip." The concept of the blip itself irks me so much and I wish they had come up with some other explanation.

But all the mcu content lately (with the exception of tfatws) does so little to dazzle me. And I wish that wasn't the case. I want the excitement back!

OH. MY. GOD. I totally agreeeee!! I wish there was another Avengers ensemble movie to like, solidify what the fuck happened??? I feel like i still have so many questions.... like, where do we stand with "the avengers?" The movies and shows we've seen recently have only scratched the surface...

like,, I'm so happy and excited that the MCU is expanding, but yeah i still feel like there are a few loose threads...

I'm gonna list some thoughts below lol (spoilers ahead!)

Spider-Man: Far From Home (movie)– obviously, we were anxious for a "first look" of what the state of the world was like... but i think they glossed over it too quickly? It was like, the whole world (and peter) mourned FOR iron-man, rather than the lives they lost etc. etc. It was a little bit too rosy, in terms of the world at large. We did kind of get to see Peter stand alone, but not quite. It hints at a bigger multiverse, but ya that doesn't wrap up the one we are already in

WandaVision (Series) - yeah, this was kind of an individual experience, so we didn't really get to learn much about the state of the world. we do know that they picked up vision and just did whatever the fuck they wanted with his body???? meaning??? they either took him when everyone snapped (so the OG6 avengers just let them do that??) OR they waited till tony?? died to take him?? WHAT??????????? i do appreciate that they emphasized her grief, it was cathartic and welcome esp. since i still hadn't gotten over what we lost in endgame.

The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (series) - NOW we're getting into it. they introduced soooo many new topics, issues of race in the MCU, more corrupt governments, displaced peoples from The Blip, and the fact that The Avengers can't even get a fuckin' loan??? (much less other people??) i appreciate seeing how fucked the world is... i don't want it to come together easily. I'm glad to see Sam take Captain America's title and that he is a new and refreshing model for hope. It just feels good lol. THAT BEING SAID–... i'm a little frustrated that they didn't talk about steve's predicament?? like, i just want to know more idk

Black Widow (movie)- uhhhh..... i don't think this will show us much about the current affairs of the world. all i hope is that we see a fucking funeral or memorial to her, cos she's the one who held The Avengers together through the blip?????? hello?????

Loki (series) - I'm pretty sure they're going to rewrite how time travel works with this series. we may get more clarification?? on how it works, but i doubt it'll change anything retrospectively???????? But also this reiterates that Loki, and Gamora are not the same people that we've grown to know. They're the older versions and that is SO. SAD. lol. but we'll see!

Shang-Chi (movie) - hmm it will tie in some places we learned about from TFATWS, but i'm not sure what they'd address about The Blip?? I am excited to watch this and learn more thoooo

Eternals (movie) - LMAO THEY REALLY JUST LET HUMANS DO WHATEVER THEY WANTED, AND THEN THEY LET THEM BE THE ONLY PPL WHO STOOD BETWEEN THANOS AND MASS GENOCIDE AHHAHA (idk much about them, so pls don't spoil anything from the comics). lmao i kinda love how smug they might be about it hahhaha i bet some of them got snapped away and they were like :o....... SHIT. interested to see this new genre/style in the MCU tho! so looking forward to it!!

Yeah, i would say that...... i'm always excited for the new films, but..... i do wish certain things were addressed. Like steve fucking up timelines and leaving everyone behind, what happens to stark industries now?, funeral for nat...., hawkeye? who?, i hate what they did to the hulk......, new asgard?, how is cassie that old now???.... ect.....

let me know what you guys still have questions about lmaoooo

[snickiebear]

Tumblr keeps glitching out when i try and send you an ask so I will try and keep it short :c

war torn and ragged (the beginnings of peace and a soft, soft life) - with the fanfic ask thing you reblogged.

Questions 1, 3,4,11,12

THORNSPUN!!! HI!!! tumblrs been extra glitchy lately for me too :(( if there are any other questions or anything you wanna discuss, my dms are always open!!!

war torn and ragged (the beginnings of peace and a soft, soft life) + 1, 3, 4, 11, 12

1. What inspired you to write the fic this way?

so the entire "go more into the past and further in the future" for the series was not planned LMFAO. tbh i wasn't even going to write the second or third installment until i saw just how much people loved it?? which fucking baffled me because it was just this silly little thing that i wanted to put out there.

so when i was writing the second one i wanted to dive deep into sakura's POV and a little bit of her past and then how she sees the kids. that was the main idea of the series; God Eater Sakura+ Kakashi and three brats. AHHAHA

the little time skips in between was just me being lazy ig?? i just wanted to write the parts i wanted to and the ones i thought were funny or important, so i kept that theme up with the others ones too just for consistency :)

now, as for the entire Sakura Fucked Up All The Timelines thing, that was me being self indulgent and not allowing anything bad to happen to them LMAO well, worse that than Sakura and Kakashi had to go through.

3. What's your favorite line of narration?

the entire beginning of We Are Creatures Of War,,, i just really think i worded Kakashi's character (in WT&R) with those lines but especially

Fifteen and he was nothing except a ghost. He swore that if anyone dared touch him, their hand would pass right through him (and the thought didn’t scare him as much as it should have.)

this one just really resonates with me and Kakashi and really shows where his character development with begin

4. What's your favorite line of dialogue?

DEF THE OPENER FOR STARS IN OUR EYES LIKE LMAO i was laughing when i wrote that (fun fact! those first two lines were the very first idea and then everything exploded afterwards)

“Kakashi-sensei,” Naruto whispered, the horror plain on his face. “You’re married?”

Lazily, Kakashi looked down at his gloveless hand where his ring rested, “It would appear so,”

Naruto squawked, eyes going wide with disbelief. “Who would wanna marry your lazy ass?!”

Sai only blinked, his brows raising the smallest amount to give away his interest.

Sasuke just huffed, “Is it Gai?”

or!

“What are we?” he rasped, voice shot as he dropped his weapons.

She turned to look at him, grinning at him through bloodied teeth, “Untouchable.” | i really love this one too bc kakashi is like "what are we bro??" (as in relationship status) and sakura like "bro fucking badass duh" LMAO

11. What do you like most about this fic?

God Eater Sakura. Yeah. i just love letting sakura be absolutely feral and give no shits and do whatever the fuck she wants to. and then kakashi is like "THATS MY WIFE" yeah i love that.

12. What do you like least about this fic?

ummmm tbh i don't have anything i don't like about it anymore? i went back a few weeks ago and completely edited it, fixed tenses, added a few lines, stuff like that and now i'm pretty satisfied with it. though, i often don't read my works after they've been up for a while,, so yeah. i'm pretty okay with how it is rn!

though, maybe the whole God Eater and her Wolf thing? idk i feel like its cringey??? i might go back and change it but idk

ask ask ask!

[lucatorahaven]

vampire au post

4 skype convos haphazardly mixed in from very different times

[29/11/2014 4:27:51 AM] Probably Not Assorted Cheeses: Vampire au

Lucas the incompetent vampire who eats mostly animals

Duster was the one who bit him, only bc duster was literally starving n lucas came at a bad time

idk if duster should be born a vampire or not but Wes is one too and together they taught lucas how to survive.

however eventually they had to leave, they offered for lucas to join them but lucas can’t leave his family behind, the kid’s too sentimental :’(

so together they staged his death (which im too lazy to try n think of)

claus knew bout the vampire thing tho, lucas couldn’t live alone like that. He also ended up biting Boney in an accident so hey vampire dog.

claus grew up and eventually had his own family. Lucas could only really watch from afar but then the kids got his age and it was hard to see him and keep the gig up. He visited his parents funeral anonymously and afterwards him and claus stood there just

“sup” “how’re the kids” “twice your age and with kids of their own” “heh, i always thought you would be the one with kids yano?” 

it was very bittersweet, it felt like they’ve never been apart 

“it never stops feeling strange without you” "I know” 

lucas thinks of that conversation a lot

he started off the "younger uncle" then the "weird neighbourhood kid that visits grandpa claus" and inevitably the "weird kid from nowhere who goes to the cemetary every other month to put flowers on graves older than appears to be"

SO without attachments lucas traveled with boney, hoping that they find duster along the way.

eventually lucas comes back to tazmilly but it’s been a couple hundred years now and it’s completely different so he doesn’t recognize it

n lucas one day is caught outside with no shelter, it’s almost morning so he runs into osohe (which is way outta town so he assumed it was abandoned)

vampires can’t enter homes without being invited in because apparently homes are holy land but osohe is fuckn haunted so that doesn’t apply (adding on to the abandoned theory)

that’s how kumatora and him meet, she finds him exploring osohe all “wtf the fuck who are YOU...this me house”

So she gets an awkward lie explanation from lucas 

n she eventually catches on lucas is a vampire n is just DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE I NEVER MET A VAMPIRE BEFORE FUCKN SWEET

lucas is just UM.;;; IS IT OK IF I STAY

"oh dude it's cool!! but u gotta tell me bout yourself bc i never met a vampire before ok?? i live iN THE PERFECT GOTHIC HOME BUT THERE’S NONE!! but here you are and i’m JACKED i gotta go to work tho so brb but afterwards u gotta tell me about yourself ok CYA"

lucas is still processing everything by the time she leaves, but he’s grateful and figures a conversation is the least he can do to repay her

in this au kumatora’s into cryptology bc her house is FULL of books and it’s a common subject (also the fact her castle is filled with ghosts and there are zombies just across the moat, it’s a p convenient hobby)

when she comes back she’s super excited because he’s still there 

lucas is kinda reserved but he still answers questions bc it’s POLITE

she asks bout p much everything?? “HEY do you need that” “y-yes” “is this true?” “not that i know of” “ok experiment time” “uH;;” “wait am i keeping you up?? it’s still daytime” “no it’s okay” 

after exhausting lucas of all his Vampire Facts kuma invites lucas to live at osohe castle, it’s big enough anyways

lucas is wary af bc he doesn't wanna accidentally get close to someone who 1. has a life span and 2. is technically food

but lucas ends up sticking around anyways, boney really likes it and he lowkey enjoys her company

so they keep chillin n lucas tells her how he hunts animals n how he only takes a bit of blood so they don't die and 

IDK I GO BY THE THEORY THAT VAMPIRES HAVE VENOM bc otherwise their entire food source becomes COMPETITION n they can bite but not?? TURN THEM INTO ANYTHIng so controlled blood flow for feeding purposes

also vampires only need to eat once or twice a month? they die around 6+ months without eating from starvation. It all depends on how quickly the blood cells in their body die basically.

ALSO when they bite you it doesn’t hurt bc their saliva numbs it so (sneaky bites) but it still feels weird as shit

bUT YA SO LUCAS N KUMATORA CHAt a whole bunch...you know that “accidentally get close” thing i mentioned? it happened

(it was kinda hard to avoid when the first companion you have that’s not your dog is informed on vampires and vampire goods, that was convenient)

so they keep hangin out and kumatora unlocks his Tragic Backstory

n sometimes kumatora helps him feed? like they go out together finding animals n storing blood

n lucas is fascinated with how technology has advanced bc he doesn't really?? go into towns anymore but he fuckn LOVES it

n they play video games n general COOL FUNTIMES

kumatora let’s lucas borrow her labtop to occupy himself and he looks for other vampires or hints of them

(this is under the assumption that osohe can get electricity in a modern au while still being ignored / abandoned)

n when kumatora goes to work he cleans up the castle n tries to show how much hE REALLY APPRECIATES HEr

n lIKE i also go by the logic that vampires do not do the stereotypical “turn into ashes at sunlight” it is a slow progression that takes up to 12 hours until absolutely turned to a crisp 

so basically if he covers himself and wears a shit ton of sunscreen he can chill in the middle of the day for like...a hour or two

and bc kumatora's WORTH IT he visits her at work n she's all LucAS WHAT ARe yO U DoING??   

lookin like a modern goth kid......has a huge red burn on his cheek..

he blames it on how pale/blonde he is “my brother is ginger you know”

kuma gets super worried n he's all bruh it cool i have like..2 more hours until i need to go to a hospital   

n kumas jsuT I GET OFF IN 4 HOURS GO HOME

kumatora invites him to movie nights with her friends n shit

people start calling lucas kumatora's goth boyfriend “never call him that when he's around or i'll murder you”

theyre all rather cool with lucas and find his speech kinda funny?

"wow look at those teeny boppers" "GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY GOD I LOVE IT" “???????????????" kumas friends ask for lucas more all WHAT SCHOOL DOES HE GO TO WHERE DOES HE LIVE "oh he's......foreign B)"

eventually it comes up how lucas doesn’t really want to be a vampire anymore and kumatoras just “dude i can help you find a cure” bc maybe her hobby is a bit Excessive but live your dreams

but ya lucas is just?? constantly wants to visit kumatora n loves her night shifts!! visits all the time they go on hikes a lot n jusT? GETS SO FUCKIGN ATTACHED IT SCARES HIM CONSTANTLY

they sometimes fall asleep on the couch together n when he's all "wow shes so cute.." he realizes how fucking Deep he’s in this and he’s FUCKED

he tries to distance himself but he Can’t Fucking Do It (just like w/ his fam)

whenever he tries to push her away she looks so upset it kills him 

N HE'S IN SUCH A STRUGGLE BC HE'S JUST

SO HAPPY TO BE AROUND HER??????

N LIKE WHEN THEY CUDDLE N STUFF HE'S JUST SO OVERWHELMED BC oh my god heartbeats!! oh my god she's gonna die before me

n lucas really fucking feels the severity of how FUCKED he is when its her birthday n hes just

yes she's gonna age and he's gonna outlive her n they could never realistically be happy even if by some offhand chance she even RETURNS the feelings

N HE HAS TO HIDE HIS CRYING N STUFF BUT KUMATORA HAS  A 6TH FUCKN SENSE FOR DISTRESSED LUCAS SO SHE'S ALL bruh :( whats up

so he opens up to her about his feelings and anxiety and she hugs him through it, it’s kind of a shitty way to confess 

“idk if i can forgive you for deciding that i’m gonna die before you” “are you threatening murder” “that and no way death’s gonna get me, i’m pretty stubborn”

a lil while passes

“you know... i’m okay with becoming a vampire” lucas refuses bc dude.. you can’t even comprehend the weight of immortality.. what if she regrets it 

“to hell if i make my closest friend suffer because of a life span” “hah i guess that’s the same for me”

they drop the vampire topic for the time being and move on to other ones such as... mutual feelings :^)

they’re both romantically inclined i mean... lucas spent 300+ years being a hermit and kumatora had other things to do

so they take it slow, it’s p much the same as before except.. hey...now when i think “man i wanna hold their hand” i CAN

it'd also be really sad and/or cute if the ghosts in the castle some of them were lucas's family which might be why boney likes it so much but also imagine them kissin on the couch "kuma ghosts r there" "EH THEYRE JUst ghosts" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) claus looks into the camera "after so long... finally my little brother gets some action :')"

but idk if that’s a thing bc it feels kinda weird i feel like kissin n shit wouldn't b very often bc as much as they both loVE IT 

IT'S NOT THAT GREAT FOR A VAMPIRE

YANO.... HEARTS R BEATING... NECK IS RIGHT THERE (lucas still adores it tho)

so back to the topic of Mortality

kuma gets attacked in an alley on the way home from work

n lucas finds her bc they were gonna meet up but he smelt the blood and when he does find her he just goes FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK n didn't know how to save her 

also thinking rationally is hard when OH LOOK AT ALL THAT BLOOD AHhaHA

SO HE BITES HER

he carries her body home n he spends the whole waiting process between DEAD and VAMPIRE crying just "hoyl shti please work please work" “what did i fucking dooooo” “what if i was earlier” “what if i was too late” so many anxieties

kuma wakes up and lucas transistions from panic to HAPPY PANIC OH THANK GOD

she’s really out of it bc of the process and he’s crying apologies “it’s okay you saved me” but he’s still crying, they cuddle for comfort

"hey atleast we did it NOW when i'm a hot sexy 19 yr old and not a wrinkly old lady” “kuma” “i’m tryna make light of the conversation”

so now that kumatora’s a vampire she only works night shifts until she eventually quits. They moved to a new town / whatever so it was easy to avoid having to meet someone in the daytime. facebook helped keep in touch with her friends while still letting the friendship die out.

it took kumatora a bit to get used to being a vampire. she threw up a lot at first and she didn’t like having to drink blood but she did eventually get used to it

idk if they find a cure bc idk what the cure would BE but they eventually find other vampires :^) they continued lucas’s search for duster and probably found him tbh

[lululawrence]

lululawrence’s April 2019 Fic List

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Guess who’s back, back again... I actually wrote that when I drafted this post a month ago and I’m keeping it cause it’s funny ahhaha So this month has been a ride, hasn’t it? I’ve read some amazing fic though, so I’m super excited to talk about it with you! I read quite a few from the Shake Off the Dust collection as well as fics from the beginning of round 2 of @onedirectionbigbang and other various things as I tried and failed to keep up with all the new fic coming out haha We are so blessed to have so much amazing fic. So, without further ado, here are the fics I read and loved this month!

Hazy by @nikogda / nikogda This fic was written for me because I was anxious one day and they saw a post referring to it and they wrote this as a soothing fic for me and lemme tell ya, IT WORKED. It was so soft and... well... hazy. haha I loved it. A great fic to come back to on a rough day, for sure!

Keep Your Hands Up, So I Can See by @goodmorningtoyouuniverse / GMTYUniverse This fic was such a great HP AU! It was enemies to lovers with a touch of misunderstanding and frustrations and just all the good things with cameos by some of our favorite characters from the original series! I loved it very much a lot. It threw me into the world and made me smile quite a bit.

it's in his kiss by @disgruntledkittenface / disgruntledkittenface This is where Maggie took what she wrote through requests on ask and posted them to ao3 for the kiss meme and lemme tell ya! There’s some ships she wrote that I never felt a desire for, and she wrote them so perfectly that I almost started shipping them hahahaa Each chapter is it’s own little world and it pulled me in so entirely that they felt like full fics! How does she do that in such few words? I dunno. But they’re all glorious. Every last one. Defo a great read when things are hard too, i’d read a chapter when I had a moment and it made my busy, stressful days so much better.

Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now by @allwaswell16 / allwaswell16 I think this one was written for the short fic fest, and I loved it so so much! She describes Harry’s movements as “giraffing about” or something like that and I will never stop laughing about that. Add to it that Harry in the fic legit thought Louis was a mannequin and I just DIE. It’s amazing. Such a silly, fun fic!

Soju (소주) by @gettingaphdinmomo / gettingaphdinlarry This is a Shiall fic that just drew me in. It has such a visual and atmospheric pull to it, like all of her fics do, and it makes you almost feel as if you’re somehow there. I dunno how she does it, but her magic is worked for sure with this fic and I had to just sit there, and process when it ended. A fun, short fic to easily get lost in.

Just Go With It by @rainbowsandlovehl / rainbowslovehl (Larrymateforlife) This fic!!!! Meet Cute heaven! It was light and fluffy and awkward and silly and I loved it so much and for real this Brett character was TOO MUCH. hahahahaha With the added fun of the little jokes like talk of organic guacamole etc and I loved it so much. It was the smile I needed.

All I Want Is To Fall With You by @2tiedships2 / 2tiedships2 Mel keeps posting fics that are so fun! How does she do it? This time the crew takes on a ski trip and Louis has to deal with stupid alphas staying in the same cabin without knowing about it beforehand and of course nothing goes to plan! That’s half the fun, though, right? Besides. The alphas aren’t that bad. haha

Do You Wanna Ride by @phd-mama / phdmama She wrote this fic for @justalittlelouislove and I screamed reading it the whole time. I took so long reading it because I kept stopping to scream and share how uncomfortable I was over the obvious awkwardness and sexual tension and it was just SO SO SO GOOD. The embarrassment just gahhhhhhh I loved it.

Strawberries & Cigarettes by @dimpled-halo / dimpled_halo A year later I FINALLY read this and I loved it as much as I knew I would. I wanted pain, and it gave it to me! It gave me pain and healing and a gorgeous story. It was such a great read, I’m so so happy I finally had the time to dedicate to it because it was just. So much of everything I love.

Let It Down by @red--special / red_special This fic has also been on my to read list for ages and I am also so so happy I got to read it finally! It was such a great fic and so much fun and so sexy and funny and awkward and I wanted to bask in it a little longer. It was so so good. hahahaha I keep thinking about the tattoo and I can’t stop giggling. Just do yourself a favor and read this fic. haha

Like A Siren In The Night by @crazyupsetter / whoknows This is an a/b/o fic that I could not get enough of or read fast enough. It’s historical, though that doesn’t play a major role, and the playing with the world building was SO MUCH FUN to read. The way their relationship developed as well was just DELICIOUS. I loved every second of it.

please forgive me if my lips quake by @disgruntledkittenface / disgruntledkittenface Girl direction! With a cat! I was heart eyes the entire fic and once again, such feeling was evoked in it that I wanted to just sit and enjoy it for awhile longer. Sigh. What pure enjoyment! I loved it.

I was the King (tonight let it go) by @sadaveniren / SadaVeniren I... Okay listen. lollll I didn’t write this obviously, but it felt like such a self indulgent read I almost wished I had? If that makes sense? It was everything I love. I LOVE the emotional side and thought behind BDSM. Like, that’s most of what makes it so so so interesting and fascinating for me to read, and Sada gave that to us with this fic in DROVES as well as the fighting against natural inclinations etc etc etc. It was just a fab fic and I loved so so so much of it.

Failure to Launch by @all-these-larrythings / Rearviewdreamer Michelle has a way of taking things I don’t know about and making me love them so so so much. This film was one that many I knew loved and I felt mainly meh about it, but I knew if Michelle wrote it I would love it, and I WAS RIGHT. She took all the things I was not fond of in the original and twisted them so it still referenced the original source, but made it so much better. I loved it so so so much because it was so very much like the original film, but also very much her own. 

Come Home to Me by @pocketsunshineharry / ishiplouis I wanted pain, and pain was what I got. I cried and I kept waiting and waiting for things to come together again and they finally did! But WOW the pain leading up to that! It was amazing how much was harnessed in it. I will say, please beware the tags. Some heavy topics are handled in the fic - including some depression/anxiety etc - so please be safe with that. A great read, though! 

fondre ton absence by @scrunchyharry / scrunchyharry OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I just. I’m a sucker for WWI and WWII period anything. It’s one of my favorite periods in history for the social, political, militaristic, just EVERYTHING historically. I find it fascinating and I adore it. I was both excited and wary how this would go then, knowing how much I love it. Well. I cried the entire way through and was in awe of how the time period and everything was handled. It’s an amnesia friends to lovers wartime period-typical homophobia acknowledging fic which basically means it is my dream fic. I cannot rave about it enough, much less the incredible art that was done by @whenthebodiesspeak!!! It was STUNNING and yeah. Just. Amazing. A masterpiece.

An Unbalanced Force by @kingsofeverything / FullOnLarrie MAROLD HAROLD with art by @goodmorningtoyouuniverse! I cried a few times during this one and it was such a realistic and beautiful and comprehensive view of a relationship, of adulthood, of trying to find love again after, just... all of it. It is a study of flawed individuals trying to make do and learning where their lines are and it is gorgeous. I loved it so so so much and I keep randomly thinking about it. A great fic and worth the wait and teasing she gave us over the months! hahahaha

That's What I'm Here For by @taggiecb / taggiecb ANOTHER DREAM FIC, ANOTHER FIC THAT MADE ME CRY! I cannot rave enough about how this big bang has kicked off, like, I just truly cannot. @noellehenry did a gorgeous moodboard for it as well, and I just. Demisexual farmer Louis who has been on his own for so long he just. Hardly knows how to be social anymore and Harry has to come and teach him and I’m about to give away spoilers so I’ll stop but this fic is so close to my heart, okay? I love love love love love it.

To Carry Onward by @londonfoginacup / LadyLondonderry THIS LITTLE FIC!!! I keep yelling, I know. Sorry not sorry. But for real it’s 500 words and just...so full of love and longing and mystery and hope and I cannot. I love Emmu’s words and worlds and this is no exception.

A Spell and A Spark by @dinosaursmate / dinosaursmate It’s out in the world! This fic was everything I needed when I read it. I was having a really rough time, and I would get to the end of those days and get to read this fic and it soothed me, cheered me, and took me away to another world. It was so much fun and just pure joy to read. And then the art that @londonfoginacup made for it! It was such a great combo of writing and art. Another wonderful fic for big bang!

{insert acclaimed artist} was never even in love anyway by underthesunlight This is the first of several fics I read from the Shake Off the Dust collection and it was such a fun read. It was domestic and silly and soft and it made me smile.

Primtemps by @londonfoginacup / LadyLondonderry She’s just so good, isn’t she? I finished this fic and almost immediately went back to the beginning because I wanted to read it again. It’s so soft and you could almost SMELL what she was describing. It was a perfect read of a perfect day and it made me long for the days in the past that I’d had like it. Glorious.

Taking Care of You (Is My Favorite Thing) by @allthelarrylovex / cherrylarry Niam! Not usually my pairing of choice, but I loved it so much. I also very much identified with the shitty allergies aspect of it as I am dealing with that myself at the moment, so it just had me sitting there nodding like IT REALLY DOES SUCK BABES I GET IT hahaha

You Keep Me Warm by @crinkle-eyed-boo / crinkle-eyed-boo (KimmieRocks) I’ve not read Own the Scars yet, but I still read this despite it being a time stamp, and I’m so glad I did. I loved it and it made me smile. It also made me want to read the original, so I can’t wait until I have a chance to!

Love's Gentle Spring by @laynefaire / Layne Faire (HisDarlin) This is also a continuation! It’s a fun addition to her spring drabbles from last year, which are not necessary to read in order to enjoy this, though it does add to the fun hahaha I loved that little series so much and was very very glad she made this addition!

Housewives of Our Lives by @homosociallyyours / homosociallyyours I’ve never watched any of the housewives shows, but that didn’t matter. As usual Megan wrote a fic that had me wanting to be their friend and hang out with them as they did these ridiculous things because it sounded like such fun. I loved it as well.

A Larry Limerick by @kingsofeverything / FullOnLarrie I know this was mostly silly and to be funny, but I enjoyed it so I’m including it here hahaha

sun, here it comes by @louandhazaf / YesIsAWorld and It's been a long, cold, lonely winter by @kingsofeverything / FullOnLarrie I’m putting both of them here, because if you haven’t read them yet you should. They are two sides of the same story, and I fully recommend you read them in the order I listed them too haha I did and it was wonderful and delightful and basically all things good. SO much fun.

just me, him, and the moon by HazHas4Nips This was cuuuuuuute! I don’t even know what more to say, I just keep sitting here and smiling thinking about it. So I guess if you want a fic that makes you smile, this is a great little one. 

Spring Break by @allwaswell16 / allwaswell16 This fic came out of a partially true story and it was so much fun to finally be able to read what Anitra did with it haha I was giggling and loving it so so much the entire way. As usual. Can’t go wrong.

What's Mine is Yours by @uhohmorshedios / yeah_alright This fic is listed as a Narry fic, and it is, but it’s Narry friendship which made me giggle so so so much! hahaha It was so funny and the way Harry was described and Niall’s just...almost annoyance? I can’t even explain. It’s so much fun. 

Latching Onto You by @reminiscingintherain / reminiscingintherain This fic is pure fluff. Fluff and silliness and all things sweet and good. I was trying to find the best way to describe it and the first thing that came to mind was it was a bowl of sweet dessert and I finally realized it’s a parfait. It’s got layers, but all of it is sweet and soft and yummy. hahaha SO if that sounds like something amazing in a fic, then you defo wanna give this a read! 

Face Your Fears by @sadaveniren / SadaVeniren I’ll be honest, I finished this one around 2 am after a very long day and had to wake up too early again this morning, so I still haven’t fully computed this fic lollll Just know the pain is real, it is glorious, the journey the characters all take and the way Harry and Louis’ relationship grows is so incredible, I just... this fic is everything I’ve wanted in an a/b/o since I started reading a/b/o almost five years ago haha 

And that’s my very long fic list from this month! I hope you enjoy them as much as I did if you give them a try. And please remember to leave nice comments and kudos for the authors who work so hard to gift us with these stories! Happy reading :D

[fuckin-rabbit]

NAME:  Miu Iruma GENDER: female ORIENTATION: pansexual PREFERRED PET NAMES: all her preferred pet names are super vulgar and outlandishly over the top. cumdumpster is her fav though RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single FAVORITE CANON SHIP(S):  there’s not really any but i guess since kiiruma has a lot of supporting moments in game i’ll just put that ahhaha FAVORITE NON-CANON SHIP(S).  oh god. Kiiruma and Irouma are hopelessly tied for first cause i’m an absolute sucker for them both. Kiibouma is a very close second and Kiirouma is ot3 they all have such intense chemistry and personalities and all respond to being overwhelmed by their feelings in different ways. they all have prides and shames and complicate each other with their emotions once they realize they feel something a little deeper than expected. OPINION  ON  TRUE  LOVE.  Miu is not the type to think about love in the moment when getting together with someone; she’s initially just looking to feel good, to please and be pleased, even if she’d like to try to keep the former under wraps. however, if she encounters someone with actual genuine interest and affection for her, oh god, this girl is a wreck. she doesn’t know how to handle it. her mind will run wild with fantasies about how it’d be nice to have cute smart kids and be a hot, gorgeous mom and have a family to take care of. on the other hand if she’s the one who first realizes her feelings for someone else, she has an absolute meltdown inside and gets slightly ruder towards the object of her affection, terrified of them finding out how she feels. being vulnerable gets her hot but it gets mcfucking scary if she’s wondering how her budding love feels about her. she’ll be in complete denial and try her best to exude her usual confidence but you’ll catch her taking more of an interest in how she’s being perceived by that special someone. OPINION  ON  LOVE  AT  FIRST  SIGHT.  not really something too common with her. she’s extremely driven by personality and she’s often got her head wrapped up in her latest inventions so she typically doesn’t form a detailed opinion of someone until an introduction is made and she gets a gauge of their defining features. although, kiibo being such a technical marvel might make him first among a few exceptions. HOW  ‘ROMANTIC’  ARE  THEY.  she’s got an inner tenderness and innocence to her that she shows when people are close enough-and if she’s an item with someone she’s incredibly devoted, to an almost excessive degree cough hair pie cough she actively thinks of ways to give the object of her affection little reminders of them and is likewise receptive to shows of affection even if it makes her blush like mad. to put it another way, she’s the type of person that reads smut in public without batting an eye but physically melts when it comes to fluff. she daydreams a lot when she’s got it bad for someone.

IDEAL  PHYSICAL  TRAITS.  Miu can appreciate anything. nice busty chest on another girl? nice. sleek collarbones on a guy? nice. firm metal chassis on a robot? nice. IDEAL  PERSONALITY  TRAITS.  however she’s treated, Miu just wants someone to understand the light and the dark of what she wants. she likes being stimulated intellectually too, so someone with similar interests and who can keep her from getting bored by bouncing ideas off one another with is the ideal. UNATTRACTIVE  PERSONALITY  TRAITS.  overly secretive types, or those that gossip behind people’s backs-’at least say it to my face, bitch!’-is the type of person she is, even though she’d probably tear up if someone did get in her face like that. the sole exception is when she’s defending someone who’s being picked on for being ‘different’ in some way; this girl will fuck it up for you if she senses a kindred spirit in someone being excluded if it’s someone she understands personally. she doesn’t stand up for just anyone though, but if she’s in your corner she’ll throw down with absolute vitriol and defend you and sing your praises until you forget whatever was said about you. IDEAL  DATE.  she likes arcades! if you can win her a stuffed niko niko happy from a crane game she’ll jump for joy like a child. she’ll also have a lot of fun trying to suss out what makes the machines tick and give out boatloads of tickets, and make a game of not getting caught. there’s little she won’t do if she has her eyes on a prize. she also really likes any date that involves a great view of the city, like ferris wheels or a skyscraper restaurant. she’ll cackle about how the people below look like shrimps one moment but eventually get quiet and caught up in the moment and lean on you contentedly. DO  THEY  HAVE  A  TYPE: confident partners that know who they are and are honest about it. the rest is not nearly so important as just that. AVERAGE  RELATIONSHIP  LENGTH. she’s probably had her share of shitty one night stands and flings while trying to figure herself out. she was an extremely experimental girl even if now she’s wanting to keep someone for the long haul. PREFERRED  NON-SEXUAL  INTIMACY. playing with her hair, rubbing her shoulders, letting her fall asleep on you when her exhaustion hits are all surefire ways to give her butterflies. COMMITMENT  LEVEL. she’ll match the intensity of whoever she’s with. no one’s really been with her that wanted to stay, so she kind of shrugs it off and acts like it doesn’t bother her, but in truth if someone she cared about were to leave her she’d be devastated. it’s not even that other partners made her feel used-in truth she pretty much used them too-but she has abandonment issues and the last thing she wants is for someone with the key to her heart to leave, so she’d do anything to show her devotion. OPINION  OF  PUBLIC  AFFECTION.  LOVES IT. on the receiving end it makes her feel like her partner isn’t ashamed to be with her, and like someone’s proud of her enough to show it to the world. on the giving end, she loves the idea of flustering her partner and then smirking at anyone who happens to watch as if to ask ‘are you jealous you filthy animals’ ahaha PAST  RELATIONSHIPS.  as mentioned above, occasional flings here and there. non-sexual ‘dates’ with older guys that offered her money were also a thing when she was a little younger. but probably the most damaging event was a childhood ‘friend’ who she’d actually kind of fallen for, only to find out he was too shy to outright ask her to sleep with him so he put up this whole charade of boyfriend experience until he could sleep with her and then ghosted on her afterwards. the emotional commitment from her end that got left in the dust ended up royally fucking up her sense of trust and she since avoids letting on when she actually cares about someone like the plague if she can help it.

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[riskeith]

hi <3

tbh best hp is fic hp fuck jkr <3 if you do check it out just be prepared that it’s super filthy sjdkdhdk. i’m gonna check out running on air and to hurt and to heal, absolutely! both sound super angsty which is yummy imo.

you don’t read fics of the parings/fandoms you like? may i ask why not? also yeah i’d love some kagehina/iwaoi fics, whatever you have is fine <3

omg where should we take razor.... i feel like he’s enjoy mountain views and all the animals in liyue so maybe jueyun karst 🥺 that area is so pretty..

i do know some couples hehe, some didn’t stick but my friend started dating her husband when she was twelve and they’re married now. i think it’s super adorable i’m a sucker for the childhood friends to lovers trope. do you like it? also what’s your favorite “to friends” trope if you had to rank them?

omg... yeah thankfully they’re still updating the game i mean we only have two of the seven worlds unlocked right? the anemo and geo worlds? i imagine the updates will keep on coming for a long, long time. also i’ve been meaning to ask you: have you finished the main story yet? i’ve been curious about when it finishes and if it ever does.

more than 8... so you’re telling me there’s so much cluna content out there that i’m not experiencing? feeling distraught. feeling like an unfinished puzzle piece.

fairy floss sounds so adorable.... 🥺 why is aus the best place ever? and it’s a bit too sweet but i can’t get over the nostalgia so i do kind of like it? it makes me feel like a child eating it hehe. omg bleaching it? do you plan on going blonde? 😳

iwaoi has ^ those childhood friends to lovers except it’s angsty vibes that just hit different. i’m just a sucker for mutual angsty pining dude it’s crazy. have you heard the song driver’s license? i really wanna write something iwaoi based on that song bc i feel like it fits them so well.... with a happy ending ofc i can’t leave my babies feeling sad. thank you, i hope you find the motivation to start working on something soon too!! you never know when motivation strikes babe.. in the meanwhile i’m just gonna be https://archiveofourown.org/users/czqy shsjshsjdj. dude it’s because it’s oikawa and he wants the best for himself. it was probably him that possessed you if we’re being honest. 👑

YOU DO? i can’t come up with anything so it’s gonna be a surprise for me. and tbh i don’t wanna figure it out either so it can be a cute surprise. now this will definitely motivate me to rise up the ranks asap. also i need to spin for the boy as well... hopefully i’ll get him haha. thinking about me before falling asleep, are you? 😏

hope your weekend has been going great for far, you deserve the world babe. ♥️

hi hi!!

FUCK JKR!!!!!!!!!! 🗣🗣🗣 fhsksd note taken! omggg pls lmk what you think when you do!! they’re my top 2 fave drarry fics <33333

honestly i wish i could tell you 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i think it’s bc im so involved in it that i just.... don’t have any desire to read anything? like “i could just write x pairing/fandom, why should i go seek out content” but idkkkkk my friend has a theory that it’s bc i have a clear cut idea of who these characters are and what they’re like so it’s weird to read someone else’s interpretation? it’s something im trynna work on tho... lmao

okieee kagehina:  where the night goes // well, maybe i’m a crook // room to grow (not really angst but the vibes are so mellow and nice) // hum (not a lot of angst but this is one of my faves. also esselle is the kagehina/hq queen!!! all her stuff is so so so good.)

iwaoi: things that change, things that stay the same // In April //  the yellow room

also if i could offer your this oikage fic....  the more things change (i cry reading this every time....) 

i don’t bookmark fics so it’s hard for me to find stuff again fhskdjfshd but hopefully those are alright!!

yesss let’s take him to liyue <3333 omg do you think he would like to play in the water 😩😩

omgggggggg they started dating when they were TWELVE?? that’s so cute 😭😭 i wish them all the happiness!! im only in touch with like 1 person i’ve known since i was 12 AHAHAH. i love childhood friends to lovers!! there’s just so much history there you know? such like a strong iron-clad bond... and to you mean “to lovers” trope? either way, hm. i think i might like enemies to lovers the most? (are we surprised) like that tension... coming together when no one expects it, not even them.... but yet their love is so strong.. .FSDJFHKSDF is childhood friends to lovers your fave?

yep!! only 2 ikr like how long am i gonna have to continue playing this game how many new characters will we get FHDKFSHDFS. people think inazuma (electro) is next!! it’s based on japan which is exciting.. omg wait what if it’s kinda like cyberpunk futuristic vibes.. ahaha. and i have finished all the main story quests that are out rn! i think the last one happens ~AR 35? 

fhsdkfhsdfs HAHAHA nah dw all my blogs are now inactive so you’re not missing anything 🤪 you got all my focus and attention here bb

oooo yes the nostalgia... wow now that we’re talking about it i haven’t had fairy floss in so long jfhsdjksd. and yes i want to go blonde so bad 😭😭😭😭 i wanted to do kenma hair but i shaved my head last year and i want to shave it again and dye it blonde........ 😩

yeah actually i feel like so many people interpret iwaoi childhood friends to lovers angsty for some reason? like i’ve never really seen any that was just them happily and naturally going into a relationship there’s always like miscommunication and pain fhdskfskjfsd. not that i’m complaining! lol. and i actually heard driver’s licence for the first time a few days ago!! i remember it clearly bc i thought the title was funny FHDSKJFHSKDFSD. but omg the angst....... whose POV would you have it be from? oikawa’s? i feel like people make him Hurt a lot... which is big mood hfsdfkjs. (semi related... do you have your licence? LMAO) also do you know memo by years & years? i have an iwaoi wip based on that song!! 

wait what does “in the meanwhile i’m just gonna be https://archiveofourown.org/users/czqy shsjshsjdj.” mean sorry i dont get it 😭😭 (also it took me a moment to register that url went to me AHHAHA i was like 😳)

I FREAKING HOPE OIKAWA POSSESSED ME!!! FEEL FREE TO COME BACK ANYTIME SIR 🙇‍♀️🙏

hehhe trust me it’s like THE best possible spot <33333 im extremely excited to take you there 😉😏 xingqiu come home for m.a. again!!! and what can i say, i’m looking forward to the date ;p

thank u! it’s made better by you 😍💘 hope your day is going well!! xx

[severalbakuras]

FIRST THREE EPISODES OF S4 LETS GO

long post so apologies to mobile users. salt warning.

voltron season 4 spoilers (although i understand it’s technically still three the season just got split in two so the content drought wasn’t as long). please don’t give me spoilers for the rest of the season!! i don’t want them!!

(on the subject of content drought is steven universe still on hiatus?)

(still better than berserk’s hiatuses though)

episode 1:

still no new intro you COWARDS

second impact!!! oh no just a ship.

i wonder if galra have unions those two sound like they need one

BLADES

“do not engage” HMMM

oooh lizard blade

the blade up top could’ve totally seen that patrol coming tbh???

KEITH I KNEW IT!!!!

30 SECONDS TO SAVE LIZARD BLADE

holy shit he actually did it

sassy keith talking back to kolivan like that. hell yeah he saved their friend and the mission.

firo uh why are you acting like bridge boss? that was allura’s job and then coran’s job when she became the blue pilot. Back The Fuckéth Down.

there’s something ominous about those temples i can’t place it.

oh hey what’s up firo being a jackass as usual? k? k. keith can you employ the blade sass here too please it’s kinda sad watching this fake shiro stomp all your fire out.

pidge i hope that’s superficial damage bc cracks are probably not what you want in an outer space vessel.

wow rude. heith cancelled i’m not liking that.

i’m not trusting a DAMN THING from firo, especially when the music got super deep for a second.

i’m not in the military or remotely connected to it in any way but this is like... actually there’s no ‘like’ about it, they’re taking the most powerful and skilled soldiers out of combat in the middle of a war just so they can show them off, when voltron is already enshrined in the galactic mythos and by now it’s well known as being active and wrecking galra shit.

i can’t!! believe!! this!! is even!!! a debate?? parade which has already stated to have already happened very recently before or a galra supply ship going to for all that they know a secret galra base that they need to track down.

Y’ALL ARE FREEDOM FIGHTERS. IN AN ACTIVE WAR ZONE. THE FUCK.

god shut up lance he could be dead or captured and you’re more worried about the show.

i’m pretty sure you’ve only ~tried~ like what, three times? and like only one of those even made any impression on keith and i don’t even think it was the right one.

AND YOU SHOULD STILL TRY BECAUSE HE’S YOUR GODDAMN FRIEND.

NO LIZARD BLADE

so they’re off giving them the ol’ razzle dazzle and keith is running out of oxygen in the wreckage of a bomb explosion with no allies in sight floating adrift in space. fun times.

this parade is basically just an ad for toys LBR.

this is embarrassingly unfunny. like not even in a schadenfreude way.

so like y’all seriously have never thought about an alternative way for these parades to go just in case one of the lions needed repairs or was late back from a mission or a paladin was sick?

allura like i get what you’re trying to say here but like... do you know keith.

he’s not choosing the blades over voltron he’s choosing the fucking war over a parade.

ahh there he is, my terrible space prince. cleanse me of my salt.

god he has no respect for haggar at all ahhaha. i know some spoilers re honerva thanks to that one clip so it’s interesting he either doesn’t recognize her or doesn’t want to or that haggar either still doesn’t remember him or also doesn’t want to.

and y’all seriously never had a contingency plan for any situation that could mean voltron wasn’t around hhhhh.

hunk you’re the tank just AOE the spawned adds and let the DPS pick them off while you pop a defensive cooldown god you’d wipe the group in ragefire chasm even in full heirlooms wouldn’t you. (although there isn’t a healer lion and he’s clearly more protection warrior than the far superior blood death knight so lol no self heals)

huh. well the black lion historically isn’t a great judge of character so you’re still firo to me. like objectively, the black lion has no investment in her paladin’s life as seen on the bone planet when they were all separated, or even the continued existence of voltron. compare to the red lion, who will wreck entire bases and cross the galaxy to get to hers if she senses they’re in peril.

i wonder if voltron or the lions are conscious. like not like a person but like an EVA unit. a unit 1 vs zeruel style fight where voltron or one of the lions goes beast mode would be AMAZING

(spoiler warning for a 90s anime lol have i linked this before? i think i might have.)

now i want to watch original NGE again boo

(i wonder if we’ll ever get a real lion-on-lion fight. like either with the paladins involved or without. or like the lions deciding ‘fuck the pilot’ and disobeying them god that makes me want to watch NGE EVEN MORE)

holy shit you can all fuck off. 

god keith your voice.

HOLY SHIT YOU CAN ALL FUCK OFF THAT’S THE MOST HOLLOW ~FRIENDSHIP~ MOMENT TO DATE.

welp OT4 cancelled, i guess that means i have no nice ships in this fandom and only have crack ships like keitor and zethura. i think that’s the fastest i’ve ever gone from loving a ship to dumping it. wait no i was a puzzleshipper for all of a day before i got bored of it when i rewatched yugioh. hunk/allura/shay/keith lasted a few weeks between S3.1 and S3.2.

(it’s ok shay i still love you. i can still ship you and keith but that too is a crack ship ♥)

episode 2:

UH WELL THANKS FOR THAT SPOILER THUMBNAIL NETFLIX.

BABY PIDGE

it’s amazing how a single word has made me detest this boy more than any of the galra except that one shitty one who sucked. go to hell.

actually teacher can go to hell too you’re just gonna let the entire class laugh at her and not even try to maintain order? are you that petty about being corrected?

i like these watercolour-y style backgrounds, i hope other earth flashbacks get this kind of style. it’s a nice change from how clean and sharp everything else is.

aww he’s a good bro

NERDBABIES ♥

OH WELL I HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE A BACK UP PLAN IN CASE THE GALRA ATTACK WHILE SHE’S GONE :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

like he’s contacting her midflight which makes it seem like she just took off at the first hint of matt??? meanwhile kolivan contacts the ship and explains the situation and asks politely? but keith’s the bad guy for splitting up the team ok.

do i sound salty? i feel it.

that’s our hunk, he sure likes to eat! -hysterical crowd noises-

this city looks like a neo-tokyo sonic level in a good way.

the lamest spider man.

who are you sharktooth tail man.

the whole PLANET looks like a neo-tokyo sonic level in a good way. approve. the coolest planet. can that be the new hub planet and not that weird techno-ahn’qiraj thing?

so the green lion takes no steps to defend itself under attack without a paladin.

did she just bloodbend that ship?

I LOVE HER. SHE’S ABOUT TO DIE (pidge bloodbend her wound shut) BUT I LOVE HER.

“so here’s your supplies and a body cheers.”

so why all the secrets here? i feel like the garrison’s up to shady shit, like he was just a space tube driller right? is space geology really that cutthroat?

that shot of the graveyard, holy shit.

i wonder how pidge’s mother’s doing. probably not well.

now see this would be tense and tragic if not for the FUCKING THUMBNAIL NETFLIX.

physics? physics.

i love rusty space tech!!!!!!!!

aww ♥

so where’s mr. holt then.

oh so he’s not galra he’s a space dinosaur.

“looks to me like you’re made of meat, just like everyone else!” ok that was an amazing line. i’m stealing that for my blood death knight, it’s perfect for her. i like you bloody bounty huntersaurus. you’re so dead but i like you.

nerd squad!

was that shiro and keith in the back?

so matt’s eyesight couldn’t have been that bad for pidge to just put them on like that, unless he switched the lenses out and made them purely cosmetic. people have to sit down when they wear my glasses or they feel sick.

episode 3:

yknow show i already feel bad enough for haggar/honerva you don’t need to twist that knife anymore.

are they STILL torturing that guy? i mean dude’s so strong in his convictions and his loyalty that he’s not tried making up a fake or even letting his brain conjure up an answer that he believes is true y’all should consider promoting him instead maybe??? because he’s the most hardcore person in that room???

firo why does ‘refugee’ instantly translate to ‘soldier’ with you.

oh he’s lance but more anime around pretty girls. boy that sure was an interesting and appealing character trait the first time around!!!!!!1111!!!1!!

HE’S NOT SHIRO DON’T TRUST HIM MATT.

cyber zarkon. i hope his AI acts up and he has to use urban dictionary as his speech system.

interesting that her first act is to drop lotor in it.

they both hate lotor so much why’d you even have him in the first place huh?

SHE’S SO EXCITED also the formatting’s getting weird bc of the length i think so sorry if this starts looking weird.

there he is again!! space prince!!

nobody who worked on this scene has ever been close to a cow. where’s the intrinsic judgement of your soul, the innate suspicion at your mere presence?

also she needs a herd she’s gonna be lonely ;_;

lotor we all know you’re lying

well apparently they don’t so i guess that kind of behaviour is what they expect from him. huh. i wonder when the switch between that being true and that being a well rehearsed act happened.

haggar what did you just do to narti. that’s not a good high pitched noise or whispering. i feel like i’ve heard it before.

how do you miss a tracker that makes an explosion that large the first time around? and wouldn’t the scan be standard procedure at this point?

hunk why are you acting like this. it’s weird i don’t like it.

git gud lance.

that whole bit went on way too long.

OH NO NARTI I KNEW HAGGAR DID SOMETHING.

so lotor’s officially the enemy now. like public enemy number 1.

VLD IF YOU TAKE ZETHRID AWAY FROM ME LIKE SU DID WITH JASPER...

so it

was

narti oh no :( i’d kinda hoped it was the cat.

that’s pretty graphic too slicing the view in half like that. a very creative censor.

and they don’t react at all? huh.

ok ok now they have the chance to. god they all look miserable.

did they leave the cat behind?

wonder what keith’s up to.

[hegivesmemoretime-blog]

You’ve Got Crabs

Request:  aaaa i love ur writing so much!!!!! could you do a poly!hamilsquad x reader where they go to the beach and reader comes up to them with a hand full of sand digger crabs (cute little things that don't pinch/bite but just dig) and they all freak out. sorry if this seems weird but I grew up at the beach and i always used to play with them and i just went back to the beach this weekend and i forgot how much i missed it (requested by anon)

Characters: Poly!Hamilsquad x Reader

Word Count: 1,157

Warnings: Cursing, sexual comments, poorly translated French (translations at the end), I didn’t read this over before posting so message me if you find mistakes!

AU: Modern (cuz i’m trash ahhaha)

A/N: Okay, I think I know which crabs you’re talking about?? I’ve seen a ton of them at Ocean City, and if we’re talking about the same ones, they’re so cute! Here’s a link to a picture of one for those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about. (and anon, hopefully we’re talking about the same thing!) I’m just gonna call these guys “sand crabs” for the sake of the fic. 

Aahhh, could this day get any better? You were laying under an umbrella, sunglasses covering your eyes, toes buried in the sand, listening to the laughs of your four favorite people in the world, water splashing onto your legs - wait. You weren’t anywhere close to the water. 

Your eyes flew open as you prepared to yell at whoever was splashing you. You’d chosen a spot far away from the water for a reason: you weren’t ready to get wet. Not yet. Your angry glare settled on John, who was smiling down at you sheepishly. 

“Sorry?” he tried, leaning down to try to give you a hug to make up for his actions. 

“No no no, you don’t get a hug,” you shook your head, scooting away from him. “Not after that. I don’t want to be wet!”

As Alex smirked at your comment, you knew you’d made a mistake in your choice of words. “Oh, Y/N, you know we’ll have you wet by the end of the day one way or another,” he winked, earning a laugh from the three boys around him. 

You grumbled as you stood up so that you could smack Alexander. You hit his arm, and he rolled his eyes as if his actions had barely affected him. “Fine,” you said, deciding on a more severe punishment. “No sex for a month.”

Alex’s eyes widened more than you’d ever seen before. “You can’t be serious,” he breathed out, glaring at the boys who were now laughing at his expense instead of yours. 

“I’m so serious,” you deadpanned. “John and Laf and Herc and I will be having absolutely amazing sex and you’ll be wishing you could join but you won’t be able to cuz you’re being an ass.” With that, you walked away and left the boys’ snickers behind you as you made your way to the water. You were already wet now, so you might as well get in, right?

You stood at the edge of the water for a few minutes, enjoying the feeling of the waves lapping at your feet. You silently thanked Herc for the idea to take a vacation; everyone had been so tense lately, so a get-away was desperately needed. 

A shriek from behind you interrupted your thoughts, and you turned around to see Herc having Alex in a headlock. They were laughing, though, so you knew they weren’t actually fighting. Herc would never do that in a serious manner, anyways. He was a softy at heart. That was one of the things you loved most about him. 

A little to their left, Laf and John were walking down the beach, hand-in-hand. They looked like a couple from a movie or something, with the sun shining just right on them and the sand pressed under their feet. You regretted leaving your camera in the hotel room. 

As you turned your attention back to the ocean, a little movement in the sand caught your eye. You bent over and saw a sand crab burrowing into the ground, and a smile erupted on your face. Sticking your fingers in the sand, you tried to grab the little guy before he could get too deep. “C’mere,” you whispered to it, as if you would scare it away by talking to loud. Eventually, your grip on the crab was tight enough so that you could pick it up and plop it in your free hand. 

“Do you have any friends?” you asked it as you moved some sand around to look for more crabs. You moved a chunk of sand squealed in excitement when you found more all in the same spot. When you moved the sand, though, they started going deeper in the ground, so you had to hurry and get as many as you could. When you’d gotten all you could, you counted them and found that you had 6 sitting in the palm of your left hand. 

“Guys, I have crabs!” you shouted, standing up and running over to the boys. Upon hearing your declaration, John and Laf made their way back over to everyone else. 

“You...You’ve got crabs,” Herc said, looking at you with a straight face. “You’ve got crabs!” he repeated, exploding in laughter. Everyone except you and Laf joined in with him. 

“Why is that funny?” Laf wondered, furrowing his eyebrows in confusion. 

“They’re just being assholes,” you grumbled. “Do you wanna see my crabs?” you asked him, a smile replacing your annoyed expression. 

Laf couldn’t say no to a face like that. “Bien sûr mon amour,” he smiled down at you. “Laissez moi les voir.”

You held your hand out for him to see, but you didn’t get the reaction you were hoping for. Laf’s face turned into one of alarm - almost horror - as he said, “Mon Dieu! Put those down!”

“What is it?” John asked, looking at your hand curiously. When he saw the crabs, he, too, grimaced. “Jesus Christ, Y/N, aren’t those dangerous?”

“They’re completely harmless,” you frowned, cradling them with your hands. “All they do is dig in the sand. That’s it.” You realized you were becoming defensive over crabs, but you didn’t care. Why didn’t the boys think they were cute?

“They’re gross,” Alex stated plainly, and you gasped. 

“How dare you!” you exclaimed, holding one out for him. “Here, hold one. You’ll see there’s nothing to be scared of or grossed out by.”

Before you could place the crab in Alex’s hand, though, Hercules reached over and smacked it to the ground. You watched in disappointment as it scurried deep into the sand. 

“What did you do that for?” you whined, cursing yourself as tears pricked at your eyes. “They’re fuckin’ crabs, Y/N,” you told yourself. “Calm down.”

“Aw, babe,” John frowned, coming to hug you. This time, you let him. You had to drop the crabs to hug him back like you wanted, but if the boys were so disgusted by them, what was the point in trying to show them more?

“Same on you all,” John continued, addressing the other boys. You knew he was joking, but you were glad he was reprimanding them, nonetheless. 

“You didn’t like them either,” you reminded him, mumbling into his chest. You felt him rumble as he chuckled. 

“But I’m the only one not being rude about it right now,” he countered, and you couldn’t argue with that. 

“We’re sorry,” Herc tried, and you felt his big hand start to rub your back. You shook your head, pushing John backwards and forcing the two of you to move further away from the others. 

“You’re being childish,” Alex sighed, and although you knew he was right, you didn’t want to give in. So you pulled away from John, took his hand, started walking with him back towards the water, and said something that you knew would make the other boys upset. 

“I’m only fucking John for the next month.”

“Bien sûr mon amour” - “Of course my love” “Laissez moi les voir” - “Let me see them”   “Mon Dieu” - “My God”

A/N: Send in requests! :)

[cutegirlmayra]

Sonamy Prompt Request

World: AU (Alternative Universe - in otherwords, not canon xD)

Couple: Sonamy (older. much... much older, lol!)

Summary:  phoenixsaloverIt's fine if you want or not to write this Prompt it's a very cute and maybe this might sound cannon with modern since they are older...and who know time changes.... Here's the Idea: It's like in the future, Amy is missing somehow but Sonic didn't even panic like everyone else and said "She went with Cream and Vanilla for a rest for 6 months" (Along time but hey, it would be awesome that kind of Vacations) and Amy came back with 4 tiny Babies Hedgies in a Baby carriage. Were all "What is the world happen?? Who these newborn babies mother?"  Amy would confess "Me ofcourse" and everyone would wonder who the father was , here comes Sonic the Hedgehog saying hello to the group going directly to Amy , Since he isn't a very affection character he just , what you call? Rub on the cheek by cheek and peck on her cheek making her blush. And looking at the babies with new look on his eyes...and at that moment everyone know who the father is, plus everyone have their mouths to the ground. ahhaha! xD (Ah there was a time Sonic did went to the hospital since with his SPEED he can get anywhere, and assisted to her labor, Sonic might be a great Friend to support his friends and I believe he would try to comfort her knowing she' will be in pain). What do you think? XD

Author’s Note: I.. will see what I can do XD I’ll do my best! I’ll have to fiddle with it and change it for purposes of making sense and being plausible, but thanks! :D

Prompt:

The reunion of the original team was about to take place, and Tails was excited to see all his old friends again! He had become a successful entrepreneur and had a very successful business, creating inventions for a new future.

He adjusted his tie and tried to look presentable, going to the spot they all designed to meet.

As far as he knew... Knuckles had a family now, trying to teach them the ‘echidna’ way of things, and preserve some posterity since he was the last of his kind. Guardians in training, you could say.

Cream and her Mother went on Vacation recently, and apparently, so did Amy, though he wasn’t sure if they all went together, he figured that was probably the case.

Sonic, unsurprisingly, was unheard of for some time.

Tails had kept in contact with everyone, mostly, but was really excited to see Sonic again.

When the event finally took place, everyone showed up, except for Sonic.

“When do you think he’ll come?” Cream asked, sipping her cup as Tails looked a little worried.

“He’ll be here. I know he will!” He sounded confident. “Afterall, I know he carries a phone now. Not sure why.” he shrugged. “But he said he’d be here.”

Suddenly, the team turned as Knuckles was rounding up his kids in his arms, looking like he had his hands full with rambunctious children, until the door came open and Amy walked in with a baby carriage. “Sorry! I’m sure we’re really late!” she apologized, and strolled the carriage over to the table.

“Ah! Amy!” Cream raced up and hugged her. “You’ve been gone for so long now!”

“Haha... yeah... funny story.” she hugged her friend with a sweatdrop, knowing she would have to explain.

“Hey, Amy!” Tails walked over, before staring down into the baby carriage. “Woah! Whose are these?”

She giggled, but then gave him a funny look. “Isn’t it obvious? I’m a mom of four now!” she happily stated, “Just like I always wanted~ Well, I would’ve wanted a few more, but this will do.” she moved her hand in and lowered the blankets.

Four beautiful hoglets all fidgeted in their sleep.

“Awww~” Cream cooed out. “They’re adorable.”

“Y-y-yo-your married?!” Tails exclaimed, turning to her.

“Em-hmm.” Amy nodded, showing off the ring. “It’s been a while...”

“Y-yeah... no kidding...” his hands sweat a little, what would Sonic think..?

“Hey guys!”

The three turned around, as Sonic was swarmed by little Echidnas that leapt onto him. “UNCLE!!!” they cried out.

“Hey! What have I said about jumping on people!” Knuckles scolded, stomping his foot down, but they seemed to completely ignore him.

“Ugh... they’d listen to their mother...” he groaned, bending over as if giving up.

“Hey, Tails!”

“S...Sooonic!” Tails also leaped, but was careful of the kids.

“W-woah! Haha, missed you too, buddy!” he wobbled in place a moment, getting his balance.

“I guess I should get used to this.... afterall...” He moved the kids and Tails off of him to walk over to Amy. “I’m sure they’ll all have my speed and your strength.” He stood by her, and looked down at the carriage, before making funny faces as the hoglets laughed slightly in their babyish way.

“...W...What do you mean... your speed and...” Tails pointed his finger to Sonic, then Amy, then the carriage.

Three little dots formed in his mind’s eye, and he used his finger to connect them, forming a heart, as the two smiled and leaned closer together.

Amy kissed Sonic’s cheek as he leaned back, surprised, and then looked away with a nervous smile.

“AHHH!!! You two really tied the knot!!!” he exclaimed.

Sonic and Amy looked back to him, shocked he hadn’t figured it out sooner, but then Sonic put an arm around Amy, looking away and scratching his nose with his other hand. “W-well... A guy gets older Tails...”

“New adventures arise~” Amy gave Sonic some flirty eyes as he drooped his eyes and looked embarrassed.

“Something like that.” he admitted quickly, before Knuckles swung an arm over him, making him wobble away from Amy and remove an arm from around her.

“Hahaha! To see you hitched! I never thought I’d live to see the day! Hahah!” Knuckles teased, before leaning in closer, “Hey... if you ever need advice, I’m here for you, okay?”

“Uhh.. uh-huh?” Sonic nodded, but seemed more confused on the gesture than anything.

“Wow, Amy! You really got your man in the end.” Cream smiled up to her, so happy for her.

Amy put a hand over her face, blushing. “It just shows that with a lot of work, effort, and a whole lot of perseverance, you too can have your dreams come true~”

“You forgot about being pushy and annoyingly persistent too.”

She summoned her hammer, her eye twitching.

“What was that?”

“Haha! Kidding!” Sonic motioned his hands out, and took one of the kids quickly out of the carriage, “You wouldn’t hurt someone holding a baby would you?”

“PUT HIM BACK.” her motherly instinct triggered and he immediately put the child back to safety.

“Hmph! I told you! You can’t speed around with them till they’re old enough to withstand your whiplash!” she scolded, and tucked the babies back in nicely.

He pouted, folding his arms and motioning with fish lips over to Tails as a side comment. “She never let’s me play with them.”

“That’s probably best.” Tails sweatdropped. “W-wait, am I just readily believing all this!?”

“Yeah, it takes some time, Tails.” Sonic closed his eyes and patted his friend’s back in comfort. “I had to wake up and realize that Amy was my wife a few times before it really settled in.”

“WHY YOU-!”

“Honey! Joking! Come on?” he once again held his hands out, trying to calm her down.

“That really happened though, you jerk! You woke up one morning and screamed my name as if you were surprised I was there!”

“Eh-heh... old reflexes of fleeing from you die hard?” he put his pointer fingers together, pressing them up against the other in nervous, awkward truth...

But he knew what would come out of this.

“WHY I OUTTA-!”

Sonic jogged around the room as Amy chased him, making the others have a good laugh.

“It’s a wonder they fell in love.” Tails rolled his eyes.

“Not really...” Knuckles, holding a little girl, looked up towards the corner of his eye, an awkward sweatdrop as he remembered the woman he married to be someone he used to spat with all the time too...

“Not that unlikely...”

(Isn’t it funny how the couples who fight the most end up married? I love that xD)

[lauraacan]

ALL OF THEM WHAT DO YOU THINK? Except 1, 12 and 42 because I already know those ;)

0:Height1m60. But my parents found funny to put 1m59 on my ID… VERY FUNNY x)(omg you’re taller than me

1:Virgin?I’m Leo.

2:Shoe sizeA boring 39 ;)

3:Do yousmoke?NOPE. NEVAA

4:Do you drink?Very rarely. Although I kinda could enjoy being drunk rn lmao

5:Do you take drugs?NOPE NOPE. Like if I needed any LOL

6:Age you get mistaken for25 yo.

7:Have tattoos?No

8:Want any tattoos?YES But I won’t have any because I’m way too perfectionist to get myself inkedby anyone. Imagine they shake???But if I could i’d like some orca on my arm, in maori style. Also a phoenix somewhere accross my Back/hips... I dunno I love so many tattoo concepts. Also some motivational words on my wrists. 

9:Got any piercings?Not a single one

10:Want any piercings?Not really

11:Best friend?ONE SINGLE FRIEND. MORGANE YOU KNOW IT S YOU.

12:Relationship statusIn couplealso I DON’T FUCKING HATE YOU OK ;A;

13:Biggest turn onsWOW That escaladed quickly. OKayyyy-> Don’t ever touch my neck for your own sanity. OR PLEASE DO->  Good perfume can do miracles.Seriously

14:Biggest turn offs-> PAIN -> Vulgarity I think??

15:Favorite movie

Mmhhh tough one. I recently watched “ledernier jour du reste de ta vie” and it really rang a lot of bells to me.

16:I’ll love you ifI LOVE YOU  TOO ;A;

17:Someone you missWell you obviously. But let’s not be too cheesy and add…. Ahem…. Old friends?Like those I had back in middle school days?

18:Most traumatic experience

My mother died, I was bullied veryseriously as a teen  but NO my biggesttrauma is almost losing a tooth two years ago??? LIKE BRAIN WHY ARE YOU LIKETHIS??? (I really have nightmare regularly about this accident O.o)

19:A fact about your personalityI’m a selfish person, sadly. I try to at least deal with it a little bit. AlsoI am VERY anxious. But you know all too well

20:What I hate most about myself

Ahahha very easy: my sex. Why am I not afreaking boy it would be so much easier on so many levels? ;)

21:What I love most about myselfIt may sound weird but: the world I built to sooth me (I should write / draw itlmao but somehow it just never feels right). Also I kinda like my body. Almost. Okay it’s a love / hate relationship but let’skeep it positive!

22:What I want to be when I get older

GOSH IF I KNEW… Alive?

23:My relationship with my sibling(s)

Very conflicted. And I wish one of mybro wouldn’t have missed his suicide, because he’s making our lives a living hellfor so long.. I wish we wouldn’t have to watch him turn in such a monster yearsafter yearsBut I kinda love how the brother I thought I was the most in conflict with actually is the one who is there for me when shit happens lol. He’s a shithead but he’s a good guy

24:My relationship with my parent(s)Conflicted too? But things go better over time. I managed to say “I love you”to my dad for the very fist time in YEARS for Christmas… I cried a lot.

25:My idea of a perfect dateCUDDLES. Just cuddles… And some good, healthy sex afterwards would be marvellous.Or simply cuddles more. No seriously some nice chattering on a bed, with a good movie, some food, tea…It sounds lame omgI also did the “watch at the stars lying on a beach” and it was amazing (thank you ex BF for being such a romantic soul ahhaha)

26:My biggest pet peevesI dunno… Not even sure what a “pet peeve” is… Something I really dislike? Welllet’s say intolerant people, physical violence. Also cetacean captivity.

27:A description of the girl/boy I likeGOSH I can’t. I’m crying because I just CANT. Guys. Fantasizing about someone who isn’t your boyfriend EVEN THO you love himis actually the WORST FEELING EVER.

28:A description of the person I dislike the mostLet’s go ahead: he lacks three fingers in one hand,is the utterly asshole and should be in jail for so many reasons. Oh also he’smy brother.

29:A reason I’ve lied to a friend

I don’t know… to not worry them? To not destroyeverything? Well I do try to avoid lying a lot, it’s been a fucking long timesince I last lied…. Can’t really remember.

30:What I hate the most about work/schoolSTRESS

31:What your last text message says“oups” I did it again

32:What words upset me the most“Seriously, what do you wanna do with your life, you can’t keep going like that »- like fuck you living is already hard enough and you ask me to make PLANS ???Also “you chose your path” – very funny to say that when my parents didn’treally give me a choice.

33:What words make me feel the best about myselfWhen people say they love me ;A;But let’s be honest I’m much more confortable with physical touches when it’s about making me feel better. Nothing’s better than a good hug.

34:What I find attractive in womenOh gosh almost everything ahahah. Almost. (I have an issue with female sex)No seriously I must have a thing for neck. 

35:What I find attractive in menNECK/ torso/ arms/deep voice

36:Where I would like to liveI think it’s not about where I want to live but who I want to be with ahhaha. Ican do with most places I think.

37:One of my insecuritiesmy fantasies.

38:My childhood career choiceI wanted to be a vet, then a mangaka. And then a translator. 

39:My favorite ice cream flavourVanilla maybe?

40:Who wish I could bea guy I guess. Handsome please.

41:Where I want to be right now

With someone

42:The last thing I ateSushis

43:Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediatelyHEJGFKDSSHLDGJJFGDKJGJH * end up crying *

44:A random fact about anythingReading my answers I find myself super scary… Looks like I need to really sort some things out lmao / I’ve been telling that for the past 10 years litterally /Also, I swear a LOT more in English than I do in French ahahah.