#except wade

[brainrotcharacters]

Mothers and fuckers of the ketchup and mustard household (I'm going even more insane than usual)

[justanotherfanaccount]

I don't think we talk about the fact that Wade and Logan are not individually the new "anchor beings" they are TOGETHER the new ANCHOR BEING

ONE

SINGULAR

They literally locked their souls together and canonically became THE anchor being

That's crazy...these bitches

[humuhgod]

1 kiss plz? (a doodle b4 i crash)

[mylols16]

not people calling deadpool and wolverine queerbait im begging yall to learn what queerbaiting is. like why is it that straight characters can have romantic subtext and thats all well and good but the minute gay characters have romantic subtext everyone gets out their pitchforks and starts screaming about queerbait. queercoding and queerbaiting are not the same people! i feel the fact that a song about going down on someone plays while the two protagonists hold hands to save the world should be evidence enough that the gayness was at least a little bit intentional. if you want to be mad about the movie not being gay enough thats fine but i keep seeing people praise venom as gay rep when it also doesn't explicitly state the two characters gayness or romantic interest (i love venom btw don't come for me). just can we stop the arguing and enjoy a fun movie please

[castielsprostate]

wade finding logan's scratch spot in the middle of a regular tuesday night fight and logan drops to his knees, claws retracting, thumping his leg on the ground as wade scritches the spot just below his jawline.

the second he stops scratching, logan snaps wade in half like he's a pencil, and wade couldn't be happier

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

God Deadpool you are sooo Peter’s bisexual crisis while simultaneously being the biggest annoyance in his life (and I love you dearly for it)

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

[owlsie-hoot]

Siegfried and Tristan's walk cross-country / best of / 5.06

[la-lune-chante]

just watched the x-men movies for the first time because, like all of you, hugh jackman has taken over my mind, soul, and body

and i can’t stop thinking about pretty privilege

about how logan has had loads more trauma than wade, knifes in his hands on top of his mutation, and his personality is- um- less than welcoming

and yet he’s always finding people to surround himself with or ladies to smooch or whatever

but wade, despite being silly and extroverted, gets constant stares in public, constant remarks from other characters, and his roommate is blind so she can’t see his scars. he wears a mask and suit that covers his entire body. he even ghosts vanessa and staples hugh jackman’s face to his face so she won’t see his scars.

he’s scared that the woman that loves him will find him horribly disgusting and leave him just because of his scars

wade is arguably more likable (in terms of being personable, not who’s the more popular character), if not a bit more annoying, than logan and yet he’s always the butt of the joke whereas logan is the wolverine who’s this awesome badass hero

to be fair wolverine is supposed to be a hero starring in action movies and wade’s movies are comedies but i still find it interesting how scarred up wade is the funny character and conventionally attractive babygirl logan howlett is the action hero

and even in x-men origins, the action movie with conventionally attractive ryan reynolds, deadpool is all pale and weird and lacking a mouth

in conclusion, justice for wade and his beautiful funky lookin scars

anyway this is just my late night rambles pls ignore this :P

[greencatalystcomet]

im so excited for one year from now when there's an abundance of really long, like 100k+ word deadpool/wolverine fanfiction because. there is currently a drought

[icarusredwings]

Wade is not "I can't read because the letters clash" Dyslexic. (He so is) but hes more "What the fuck- that dosn't even make sense why is there silent letters!?" Dyslexic. @ramblingautisticman

Wade: Hay im going to thuh stor wat do yoo want?

Wade: Tha hav thos saw sages yoo likk

Wade: Mi ishyu iz that tha dont chrg by bag tha chrg by waait

Logan: What?

Wade: yoo no thos saw sages?

Wade: 🌭? But no bred on thm?

Logan: Sausages?

Wade: wat?

Logan: It's a u, not a w. It's silent, sweetheart.

Wade: That iz thuh stewpidist thing evr

[brainrotcharacters]

The one where Wade and Logan remind me of Achilles and Patroclus

Because what the fuck do you mean "Do I know you, bub?" Bitch I'm going to spay you

You would recognize him by touch alone. By smell.

You would know him blind by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth.

You would know him in death at the end of the world.

[daydreamerwonderkid]

I just woke up from a nightmare where I was Slade Wilson's divorce lawyer and his soon to be ex husband was Wade fucking Wilson.

Dafuq, brain????

[iwasbored777]

I wanna know what's going on in the heads of everyone who watched Deadpool & Wolverine and think that the movie wasn't gay. Did you even watch the right movie?

[twilights-stuff]

Haven't really seen the Deadpool and Wolverine movie and not really to into Deadpool or X-men movies but I've seen a lot of poolverine posts in my fyp and the basic gist I got of this ship is that Logan is basically a tsundere

[assutee]

Okay so I've seen multiple posts about how Logan wanted to save Wade bc of Love and I really appreciate it but I have to be the bad guy and at least bring another option in the ring:

Logan is completely depressed for ages, haunted by voices of his family and closest friends he "let die". He hasn't slept well in ages and is an absolute alcoholic to be able to just get through the day. He has no friends or even a single soul who is simply friendly to him.

Logan wants to die.

But Logan can't die.

So of course Wade is the person to change all that and bring light and hope into his life and he definitely did want to save him for Wades family - bc he still believes he has nothing to go back for and if Wade dies he is back where he started and he just doesn't want that. Nobody wants that.

So he has two options, since both of them believe this is the end either way:

Let Wade die alone (with the risk he may not be able to stop it, despite the fact he didn't even reach it alone but let's be honest he hammered against the door before he could even see that)

OR

Die with him - bc he wants to swap places with him / he has to be the one who dies / he'd rather tried than do nothing or run away like always /

This is his only chance.

Seriously. He's been alive for so so long. He's through so much and he knows if it goes bad he HAS to live forever and most people know that's more like a curse than a blessing. He has the chance to end all that. To choose right then and there. And he made that decision.