#except to go to certain places within the greater Glasgow sprawl

[thedreadvampy]

ScotRail are like do you want to get between the two biggest cities in this nation? Well you have three options. There's the fast train which will get you there in great time, the slow train which will let you reach all the towns in the central belt and still get you to your destination at the same speed as driving straight there, and then we also have the Dumb Idiot Shitforbrains train we put there as a joke where sometimes you will look out of the window and see someone overtake you on a pushbike. Choose wisely.

and somehow because I am extremely stupid I will literally always choose the Dumb Idiot Shitforbrains joke train and then get very mad.

got told yesterday to go to a conference in Glasgow today

fine

accidentally got the slow train this morning and was half an hour late

ugh

ok day

fine

ACCIDENTALLY GOT THE SLOW TRAIN BACK AS WELL I HAVE BEEN ON THIS FUCKING TRAIN FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF AND I'M AT LIKE LIVINGSTONE.

and it's like 24° and my friend asked me if I want to go to the beach and i DESPERATELY want to go to the beach. but no I live on this fucking train now and the soonest I could get to the beach is like 8pm which is when SUNSET IS so it will be TOO LATE and they're busy all the rest of this week and I am STILL ON THIS FUCKING TRAIN I'm going to CRY ALL I HAVE WANTED SINCE IT GOT WARM IS TO GO IN THE SEA but NO someone had to run a conference from 9-5 which by the way is INHUMANE everyone KNOWS conferences are meant to be done by 4:30

fuck this I wanna be in the sea 😭