#except tim sees bear's open lap and tunnel visions so hard that he never makes to steph
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it is a truth universally acknowledged, that a bernard down in possession of an empty lap, must be in want of a tim drake to sit in it
#that is tim's spot exclusively#that is his lap to sit in to be cradled in#that is his lap to feel safe in#they get a cat one day and tim hatessss that little calico bitch#who the fuck does lovelace think she is curling up in his area#bear doesnt even try to argue anymore#they're at like a family movie night and steph has a spot open next to her#except tim sees bear's open lap and tunnel visions so hard that he never makes to steph#he just flops onto bear's lap and snuggles into the crook of his neck#and bear just has to sit there ears bright red as the rest of family looks on#also tim's not the only one who gets jealous btw#tims got this teddy bear that he dresses up in 🐻 clothes and bear hates the thing#loathes it despises it#if he could throw it away without making tim sad he would#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#tim talking to lovelace: listen to me you little homewrecker. bear's lap is *my* spot okay? that's my big strong man!! not yours!! got it?#🐻 the very next night talking to tim's teddy: listen to me you homewrecker. that is *my* baby!!! my bf to hold!!!#they're like certifiably insane about each other
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