#except they prefer the page with the thunder. it's not as fun when the storm is gone. but there is a moon so

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

Off to the beach and everything is horrible but also? Everything is blessed

[imasimpforstevengrant]

I can see you

Author's note:

First, I never thought I would write a fic after almost two years later. I had this idea after watching a fanmade video about Arthur and Harleen falling for each other. I had fun while writing this, since Arthur is a completely new character (not following the comics). Please note that this is written purely for amusement and I don't profit from it.

Second, sorry for any typos. English is not my first language (Chilean Spanish for the win, everybody!). I hope you like it.

_________________________________________

Warnings: angst, self hatred, a bit of swearing, sexual themes and stalking.

Words: 1.730

Summary: Arthur Fleck doesn't live. He barely manages to exist, devoid of any bond. Until one day, a woman reminds him of how much of a human he is.

_________________________________________

He had seen her several times, but he never had the courage to talk to her. He usually avoided her when she was too close to him.

Arthur knew himself too well to know what would happen: his hated laughing fits. Therefore, he preferred to love her from distance, without her noting his existence. It was better this way.

The first time Arthur saw this young woman was in the hallway. She was going down the stairs to the seventh floor of the building. He cherished every move she did. This stranger danced while listening to music, thinking no one would notice her. She shook her figure as she mouthed passionately the lyrics of whatever song was listening. Arthur hid near the wall that divided the halls, and thus, the apartments.

He glared at her like a predator. His mouth watery caused by the hunger she woke within him. Arthur swore he could feel her in his arms, dancing vehemently to a song. He wondered during long periods of time how it would feel to touch her skin.

His lust was a loud, thundering storm that kept troubling his already cursed mind. But in the outside, the silence suggested indifference.

It kept like this for months. Arthur had also yearned for innocent things, such as a smile or even a kind word from her. He constantly fantasized about her and the guilt and regret fought after the lustful desires roamed through his fractured psyche. This was too much for him to bear. He wrote about the woman in his journal, dedicating pages of misspelled but honest thoughts. Arthur found a new way to cope with insomnia.

It was a rainy day when his feelings took another radical turn. Arthur returned to his flat after another shitty day of work. He headed towards the elevator, pressing the button to open it. He waited patiently. The bell rang and the sliding door opened.

"Fuck!", he hissed lowly when he saw her. She was carrying a bag and had her hair done in buns. Arthur thought she couldn't be more beautiful.

"Hi" she chirped, grinning at him.

"Hi" was all Arthur could reply after his failed attempt to keep his gaze in the ground. Was she actually talking to him? The beloved stranger noticed a trace of blood in his lips and sweetly asked:

"Are you alright?"

He remained silent for a few seconds, studying her expression. It was so kind and sincere.

"Yes".

"Are you sure you're okay?" Her question echoed through his mind. Even her voice turned out to be as smooth as her appearance. Arthur inhaled deeply.

"I am, miss. Thanks for asking" he replied puzzled, trying to figure out why would she even care.

The door opened and she politely waved goodbye to him and wishing him well. Arthur didn't give a verbal answer but he certainly waved back to her.

Arthur smirked. And his gesture did not disappear until he arrived home.

He built a routine in his free time. If he couldn't be with her, he was satisfied enough to watch her. At night, he usually followed her to the now empty playground. The woman was swinging in a rope made out of clothes stretched and extended in what seemed a big, dome-shaped cage like. The blonde had the habit to exercise there, not bothered by some bystanders (mostly men) who whistled at her.

Despite the jealousy that grew within him, Arthur understood it wasn't strange. He surely wasn't the only one after her affections.

He took a liking to this new scene: watching her move as if she was practising a gymnastic routine was fantastic. Her movements were so delicate, yet sensual. She seemed to go along with the air, soaring with it.

But she didn't notice, obviously. The girl would probably had gone running and screaming for help if she had discovered him.

Arthur was wrong. He was so wrong.

One day, he sneaked around wearing his yellow hoodie to preserve his identity. He was outside the building, hiding in the shadows. There she was again: beautiful and unreachable. Her long, platinum blonde hair fell like a waterfall. Arthur was amazed. She moved her arms in a graceful way once again, to flow through it in a twirl that swinged her back and forth. The girl seemed to smile before the risky move, congratulating herself in silence on this apparent progress.

Arthur laughed out loud, amazed. But he soon clasped a hand in his mouth. She turned around immediately to his direction. Arthur felt the panic and tried to run.

She called him. Not berating him but genuinely interested. There was no violence in her voice. Arthur argued with himself over and over about if this was a good idea from the beginning. The man was walking around like a disoriented dog while grasping his curly locks, out of fear and guilt. He stood still for a while, without saying a word.

He then realized the woman kept calling him.

Arthur tightened his eyelids, fighting the urge to run away. He kept still during long seconds until he finally decided to face her. It was now or never. Little did he know that she was just a few feet away from him.

Once Arthur turned around, he almost tripped taking a step away from her. He stared at the young woman: she showed no signs of fear or disgust. In fact, she seemed curious about him. She clawed at the fence that separated the playground from the building and dead end alleys. He imitated the action, staring directly at her eyes, blue like summer sky. She smiled at him, her perfect teeth shining like pearls. And it was in this moment when Arthur could pay more attention to her attributes. The girl in question was the owner of an astounding beauty: expressive blue eyes, pink full lips which formed a sweet smile. And that was only her face. Arthur was infatuated. Her face lit up once her lips curved into such expression. Was she hypnotizing him?

He wouldn’t mind, of course.

Arthur stared at her mouth, and wonders how it would feel against his own cracked, dry lips.

But her body was another wonder. She wore a white, long, sleeveless shirt adjusted to her body shape, leaving nothing to imagination. God, if he only could trace his fingers down her hips he'd die happily.

He continued his private appreciation watching the grey shorts that left her most of her thighs uncovered. He then darted his eyes up to her hair. Her long, slightly wavy strands of hair were dyed in two different colours: the right side was strawberry pink from the half down. Same with the left side, except the colour was a electric blue. It added a dreamy touch to her.

Arthur pictured himself playing with her hair, doing little curls with it. It looked so silky.

"You've been enjoying my show, have you?"

Arthur looked up to her again.

"Yeah" he muttered, ashamed.

"Why the long face, babe? It's not like I'm upset", the woman said.

Arthur stared at her again, but out of confusion.

"Are you not upset?"

"At all" she quickly replied, "I like when people see me, actually".

Arthur felt a cold shudder in his back. It was in this moment he sensed something in his chest. He perceived it as the natural reaction to the first conversation he held with someone else without the other significant being weirded out of him. This common trait was enough to give him hope of a new, happy chapter on his mirthless life.

"Yeah... You know, I like when people see me too".

The woman nodded and leaned her face into the fence. Arthur took a deep breath and it didn't take too long to emulate the pose. She was bold enough to let him come closer to her as if she wanted him to kiss her.

"What's your name?" He hummed against her face.

"Harleen Quinzel", she answered "and you are...?"

"Arthur" he rushed to give his reply, "my name is Arthur Fleck--".

A chuckle escaped his throat.

'Oh, no. Not now, not now please', Arthur silently begged as his loving expression fade away so shame would take its place.

His brain of course showed no mercy.

The laughing fit lasted almost ten minutes. It was the first time in years that he truly believed he was going to die of suffocation. He struggled with choking more than two times every minute. Arthur wasn't completely drawn into his fit. He looked for a fraction of seconds at the girl. Harleen shocked at first. After a few moments, she joined him believing innocently he was laughing out of amusement.

"You know, you can tell me the joke so we can laugh together".

Arthur wasn't able to silence his noisy curse. He only covered his mouth, shaking his head trying to make her see the desperation in his eyes. Harleen's facial expressions morphed from fun to actual worry when Arthur's hand reached his throat in an useless attempt to breathe, still clawing at the fence with the one that left free. Her eyes widened in horror. Arthur felt too powerless to even show her the card explaining his fucking condition. It was alright if she wanted to run away. He already accepted his shameful defeat.

However, to his surprise, she nimbly climbed up the fence to help him. The stalker was too weak to keep standing but when he was crumbling into the ground, Harleen helped him to stand up.

She spoke to him, reassuringly. And she spoke so many things he couldn't process while taking him to a bench to contain him. So far she was a few seconds ago and now she stood with him throughout the painful laughter.

"I'm sorry--" Arthur tried to hide his face in his arm but Harleen seemed to understand... Or at least took pity on him.

The laughing fit finally ended and Arthur got a card from his pocket. He remained silent, disgusted with himself. The blonde took it and read it carefully. Her serene gaze towards the object comforted Arthur slowly. Once she finished reading it, she returned it to his owner. Harleen seemed truly surprised... Or maybe scared. He didn't know and felt too embarrassed to even talk to her. One thing was for sure:

Arthur Fleck never felt uglier in his life.

[ghost-avalyn]

After many hours of deliberation I came up with some answers to a questionnaire for Denver. <3 Questions can be found here! Some of the answers have dialogue, some have no dialogue, some are both.

Answers and stuff under the cut.

1.) What is your guardian’s name? What does it mean? What inspired you to choose that name for them?

Denver. No real reason, thought it was cute and when a name strikes me I usually stick with it because I'm chronically bad at naming.

2.) What did your guardian name their ghost? What does it mean? What inspired them to choose that name?

Her name is Avalyn. It means “beautiful breath of life”. The name is fairly self-explanatory. Mostly, he calls her Av.

“Heh, funny story. I was rezzed in a bookstore... I can't read. Av deciphers things for me, so it's not really worth it to learn. Anyways. I asked her what I could call her before I even figured out my own name. She took my request seriously and I helped her by turning the pages of some old-ass books. She found the name Avalyn. She seemed to like it, and she deserves a name she likes. So we kept it.”

3.) What is your guardians favorite weapon of choice? What mod do they use for it? Do they have a masterwork on it and if so, how many enemies have they killed with that weapon?

“Crimson looks pretty sweet with the gold studs. But I don't care about guns too much. Next question.”

4.) Do they participate in the Crucible often or do they just go to complete the daily challenges?

He likes participating in the Crucible to be immersed in the energy of battle and to screw around. He can't bring himself to care much about actually competing. He has an exposition kink so he's all about showing off his flips 'n shit.

“There are challenges? Man, that's news. I like showing off my flips, running around the maps, fucking around with the guardians. They're fun. They take things so seriously.”

5.) If your guardian had to choose to be another class, what class would they pick? Or would they stay the same?

He'd probably stay the same. The idea of being a big strong titan might appeal to him briefly, but only if his size were to change and I don't think it works that way.

“Oh! Would I get taller if I became a Titan? Unless it'd make me a bigger, beefier version of myself, no dice. I'd make a pretty lame Warlock, too.”

6.) What is their favorite subclass within their own class?

He's an Arcstrider, he knows no other life. Arc energy flows naturally for him, as if it chose him. The body movement with Arc Staff suits his innate connection to his center of gravity.  

“Arcstrider for sure. If I was smarter, maybe I could figure out how to use different energy. Maybe I'm just lazy, I don't know. I needed Arc energy more than the others and it kinda came to me naturally. I'm not the Avatar over here.”

7.) What is their favorite subclass in a different class?

I wanted to go with something other than Striker, but, he has a strong affinity for Arc and can't help but admire the amount of force and energy that super utilizes.

“Strikers are sexy.”

8.) Would they rather receive a titan kiss ( a hard ass headbutt that mostly results in death ), asking a warlock a question that might result in a long explanation, or deciding to play the knife game with hunter and bet at high stakes?

“That's a tough one. But uh, probably go with the knife-game, it sounds fun.”

9.) Would they prank other guardians or just their close friends? What kind of pranks would they pull?

He'd be fairly cordial with any guardian that hadn't already pranked him in some way – that would be the green light. Except Dutch, he will forever be [attempting to] push him off ledges to get a rise out of that exo.

“I won't mess with a guardian I don't know. Unless, you know, they prank me first. But then we officially know each other, and it's fair game. With Dutch, I'm always trying to pull a fast one on him and somehow the fucker is always one step ahead of me. Do Exos have literal eyes on the back of their heads?”

10.) Which vanguard member to they like to hang out with the most?

He likes chilling with Cayde. He wants to learn more about Exos, and even if Cayde doesn't offer much in the way of knowledge, it's a nice breather to visit him every once in a while as he's a total opposite to Dutch personality-wise.

“Cayde is my bro. The other Vanguard members seem kinda... high strung for me. They don't like me very much anyways. Cayde doesn't mind when I show up unannounced, he's always up for company, and sometimes I need a break from Dutch's seriousness.”

11.) Who would they fmk out of Skolas, Ghaul, and Calus?

“I'd fuck the Fallen guy, marry the rich guy, and kill the asshole. Is there any other way to answer this question?”

12.) What kind of hobbies do they do in their free time? Are there any particular skills they have that help them with this hobby(s)?

“People watching, clubbing, dancing... Just hanging out.”

13.) What is their favorite armor set and what shader do they use for it?

Kairos armor set with Shinobu's vow, and Omolon Meteor Gloss.

14.) Do they prefer silence or are they unbothered in loud areas?

Denver is not a fan of silence. He didn't really think much about this until he started his life at The Tower and felt quite at home with the relative amount of chaos.

“I like loud areas with a lot of different things to pay attention to. Silence is boring.”

15.) Are they afraid of storms? If so, is there a specific reason why?

Nope, he loves them. The white noise calms him, the thunder claps excite him, and he absorbs arc energy considerably better in this kind of weather.

“Stormy weather is my favorite. I've been struck by lightning a few times. I'm pretty sure that's what happened. I was able to run off that energy and power my town for days without stopping.”

16.) Who were they before their ghost revived them? Do they know about this and if so how or what did they use to learn about themselves?

Denver grew up with his mother in a group of ten or so refugees far from any new-age civilization. They stuck together in a small pack, doing a lot of foraging to meet their basic needs. The group didn't get involved in war/political affairs and mainly kept to themselves.

“I dunno, but I don't think about the past much even when it's something I do remember.”

17.) How close are your guardian and their ghost? If they are not close, would your guardian kill their ghost and choose to answer the darkness’ calls?

They are best friends, partners in [sorta] crime. Avalyn calls Denver out on any of his bullshit but follows him loyally wherever they go.

“I love Av. We do everything together. She helps me out so much, and she makes a lot of good points about life-stuff.”

18.) Would your guardian engage in a romantic relationship with Fallen, Cabal, Hive, etc? If so, what do they find attractive about the species?

I don't know that he's ever considered it.

“Hm, Fallen are pretty good-looking. But romance? There's a bit of a language barrier there.”

19.) Who is their favorite lore hero? Example, Jolder, Saint-14, Andal Brask, etc. Why is this person their favorite and in what ways do they inspire your guardian? What would your guardian say if they were face to face with them?

He's heard some stories about Andal through his relationship with Cayde-6, he admires the strength of their friendship and wishes he was able to know the guy in person.

20.) Does your guardian like plants? If so, what kinds? Do they prefer flowers or trees or shrubs? Would they start a garden?

“Trees are nice, I guess. Especially those huge ones on Nessus.”

21.) If your guardian became obsessed with something, what would it be?

“Why do the exos get reset??? Does it shift them farther away from who they really are, is it convenient, and if it is convenient, to who?”

22.) Do they like reading books or watching movies or both? What genres are their favorites? Does their fireteam have the same taste?

Denver prefers watching movies because it can be a co-op experience. He can absorb the information with someone else and bounce it off of them, figuring out how his experience aligns with others'.

“Movies are cool with friends. I don't read. If I really wanted to, I could have Av help me read something, but I dunno. I'd rather have a conversation with someone who knows what they're talking about.”

23.) What kind of music do they like? Do they dance around anybody in any situation or in the privacy of their quarters? What would their favorite song from the Golden Age be?

He prefers future bass like “Exhale Therapy” by Conrank, or psychedelic pop, see “Feel it Still” by Portugal. The Man. But anything with a good beat is accepted.

“Hell yeah! I'll dance anywhere, everywhere, for anyone who's willing to watch. ;)”

24.) What does their living space look like? Are there a bunch of pictures around or do Knick knacks cover the shelves? Do they enjoy bright, neutral, or dark colors? Would they purchase a fur rug?

“My living space? Oh right. I have a bunk, but I don't spend much time there. Dutch's house is way nicer.”

IMO Denver lives in a shared living quarters with several other lower-ranked Guardians. He spends many more nights with Dutch-9 in his swank-ass modern-looking house, or Cayde's living quarters. He doesn't settle in one particular area, he can even be found couch surfing in the city. As far as personal belongings such as clothing, he does fancy bright, obnoxious coloring and is sometimes known to collect knick-knacks to adorn Avalyn's shell [with her approval] or just to collect dust in his bag/vault.

25.) Do they travel around the city often? If so, what are their favorite places to go and who do they go with? Are the civilians ever excited to see them or do they give them a look because of precious mishaps that resulted in property damage?

He does travel the city often. He likes anything that can be done in tandem with other people. Rather than dragging friends along, he tends to insert himself into groups easily, usually at bars/clubs, making tons of acquaintances and not many close friends. He likes to feel like he “knows people” and makes conversation with the owners of the buildings, yearning for a sense of belonging. Since his found-family from the refugee town was taken in by the city, he also visits them often to check on how city life is treating them and helps them out any way he can. He definitely has done some damage to local venues but does everything in his power to make it right when that happens.

26.) Are they good with kids? If not, how do they react when a child tries to talk to them? If they are good with kids, what kind of things do they do to entertain them?

“Kids are awesome. They're just... authentic, you know? I want to hear about their perspective on things. But I'll show them Arc-staff tricks if they're not into telling me their ideas about the world.”

27.) Are they in love with Shaxx?

“He's a great hype-man. I dig his enthusiasm. In love? Nah, but I have a normal amount of love for him.”

28.) When your guardian sleeps, are they stiff and stay in one spot or wild and kick off the sheets? Do they have nightmares often and if so, about what? How often do they sleep?

He's a bed hog, sprawling out his limbs and tossing and turning frequently. Sometimes known to react violently to being prodded if his partner wants to grab some of the blanket.

“Yeah, I've been told I'm a restless sleeper. I disagree, I'm a heavy sleeper. But... I guess I do take up more than my side of the bed. I love sleeping. Can I add that to my hobbies?”

29.) Do they enjoy coffee, tea, soda, or water? Would they mix all of these together and drink the liquid on a dare?

“Leaf water and mud water is nasty. I'll drink soda all day, but Av reminds it's not great for my stomach. Oh, a dare? Definitely.”

30.) What about their personality attracts other guardians to them? What is it about other guardians that attracts your guardian to them?

“My personality? I'm mostly nice, so maybe that's why I have an easy time making friends. And other guardians... Well, everyone has a story. I like to find out their side of things. See what makes them tick. It works out well, because everyone loves talking about themselves... Almost.”

[deadpan-sexual]

Ask Thing

My love, the beautiful queen Elly (@wishful-lolita), has requested that I answer all the questions on the most recent ask meme I posted, and since I love her and I love doing these, here’s this. Just a warning though, it’s gonna be super long.

(1) Do You Sleep With Your Closet Doors Open Or Closed?

     Closed. 100%, all the time, no question about it, Closed.

(2) Do You Have Freckles?

     Sort of... You can only tell when it’s summer and I’ve been out in the sun a lot

(3) Can You Whistle?

     Nope

(4) Last Song You Listened To.

     Angels by Khalid

(5) What Is Your Favourite Colour?

     Purple and like that turquoise/aqua/teal kind of color

(6) Relationship Status.

     Single

(7) What Is The Temperature Right Now?

     Outside it is 43 degrees Fahrenheit

(8) Did You Wake Up Cranky?

     Not really... Just really really tired

(9) How Many Followers?

     202

(10) Zodiac Sign.

       Leo

(11) What Is Your Eye Colour?

       Brown. Like really dark brown.

(12) Take A Vitamin Daily?

       Yeah I have to take a lot of things daily

(13) Do You Sing In The Shower?

       If I have a good song playing

(14) What Books Are You Reading?

       Ummm I don’t really have much time to read sadly so just Jane Eyre and textbooks for school

(15) Grab The Book Nearest To You, Turn To Page 64, Give Me Line 14.

       This is from The Complete Grimm’s Fairy Tales, the specific tale this is in is The White Snake:

“Now, though it is said that fishes are dumb, he heard them lamenting that they must perish so miserably , and, as he has a kind heart, he got off his horse and put the three prisoners back into the water.”

(16) Favourite Anime?

      The most recent one that I actually watched (and liked) is Yuri!!! on Ice

(17) Last Person You Cried In Front Of?

       One of my friends... It was from laughing though so idk if that actually counts

(18) Do You Collect Anything?

       I have a really big coin collection. There’s stuff from all over the world in it cause my dad and grandpa would always save me some money from wherever they went overseas to with the military

(19) What Did You Have For Lunch?

       A Clif bar and some pretzels

(20) Do You Dance In The Car?

       Yeah

(21) Favourite Animal?

      All of them... but, if I have to pick, cats

(22) Do You Watch The Olympics?

       I like the winter olympics, but mostly just for the ice skating,,, it’s so pretty

(23) What Time Do You Usually Go To Bed?

       Anywhere from 22:00 to 03:00

(24) Are You Wearing Makeup Right Now?

      Nope! It’s late so I just took it off, but I did do it today

(25) Do You Prefer To Swim In A Pool Or The Ocean?

       Both

(26) Favourite Tumblr Blog?

      Ah I can’t pick that!!! I do have some good friends on here that I love dearly with my entire heart though

(27) Bottled Water Or Tap Water?

      Depends on what the tap water tastes like... The place I live has the best tap water so I usually stick with that

(28) What Makes You Happy?

      My beautiful, wonderful, and amazing friends

~~~~~Time skip to the next day~~~~~

(29) Post A Gif Of What You’re Currently Feeling Right Now.

      Finals got me like:

But really my last finals were today I just thought that was funny. It’s really more like:

Cause I’m dead, but still festive

(30) Do You Study Better With Or Without Music?

      Depends on what I’m studying 

(31) Dogs Or Cats?

      I love both of them and they are all very good, but I am definitely more of a cat person.

(32) If You Were A Crayon What Colour Would You Be?

       I have no clue

(33) PlayStation Or Xbox.

      I don’t really have a preference

(34) Would You Swim In The Lake Or Ocean?

      Yes.. If this is asking for a preference, ocean

(35) Do You Believe In Magic?

       Yes

(36) What Colour Shirt Are You Wearing?

      White with some black and red on it

(37) Can You Curl Your Tongue?

       I can do the taco looking thing and I can fold it in half horizontally (like the tip of my tongue folds back towards my throat)

(38) Do You Save Money Or Spend It?

      Save it

(39) Is There Anything Pink Within 10 Feet Of You?

      Ummm.... no I don’t believe so

(40) Do You Have Any Obsessions Right Now?

      Mystic messenger

(41) Have You Ever Caught A Butterfly?

      Nope but a few have landed on me before

(42) Are You Easily Influenced By Other People?

      Depends on who the person is

(43) Do You Have Strange Dreams?

      I don’t usually remember my dreams but the strange ones I do remember are all nightmares;;;;

(44) Do You Like Going On Airplanes?

      Yes... except takeoff kinda freaks me out a little bit sometimes

(45) Name One Movie That Made You Cry.

      I KNOW that I have cried at a movie recently but I just cannot remember what it is sorry

(46) Peanuts Or Sunflower Seeds?

      Honey roasted or candied peanuts

(47) If I Handed You A Concert Ticket Right Now, Who Would You Want The Performer To Be?

      I have no idea

(48) Are You A Picky Eater?

     Not really... I used to be though

(49) Are You A Heavy Sleeper?

     Yes

(50) Do You Fear Thunder / Lightning?

      Not really,,, I vary between either really liking storms (especially if it’s late,, like 03:00) or being indifferent to them

(51) Do You Like To Read / Write?

      I like to read, but I’m not that good at writing

(52) Do You Like Your Music Loud?

      Not in headphones, but out loud, yes

(53) Would You Rather Carve Pumpkins Or Wrap Presents?

      Wrap presents

(54) Put Your Music On Shuffle, What Is The First Song That Came Up?

      I’ll cover you from the RENT soundtrack

(55) What Season Are You In Right Now? (Weather)

      Winter

(56)What Are You Craving Right Now?

      Cookie dough

(57) Post A Screenshot Of Your Tumblr Feed.

       Ummm okay

(58) What Is Your Gender?

       ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(59) Coffee Or Tea?

       Tea. I can’t stand the taste of coffee

(60) Do You Have Any Homework Right Now? If So, What Is It About?

       NOPE I just got on winter break

(61) What Is Your Sexuality?

       Pan :)

(62) Do You Make Your Bed In The Morning?

      I’ll straighten the covers out a little but i won’t really make it

(63) Favourite Pokemon?

       All of them

(64) Favourite Social Media?

      Ummm Tumblr I guess,,, just cause I met some really good friends here

(65) What’s Your Opinion On Instagram Stories?

       I really could not care less

(66) Do You Get Homesick?

       At first I read that as Homestuck oops Not really

(67) Are You A Virgin?

      Virginity isn’t a real thing babes

(68) What Shampoo And Conditioner Are You Using Right Now?

       Suave strawberry shine I think??? idk what it’s called exactly but it is Suave and it does smell like strawberries. And I don’t use conditioner lol

(69) If You Were Far From Home And Needed To Sleep For The Night, Would You Choose To Rent A Crappy Motel Room For $60 Or Sleep In Your Car For Free?

      Sleep in my car tbh

(70) Are Both Of Your Blood Parents Still In Your Life?

       Ya

(71)  Whats The Next Movie You Want To See In Theaters?

       The Shape of Water lol

(72) Do You Miss Your Ex?

      Ummm no

(73) What Is Your Favourite Quote Right Now?

      I don’t really have one....

(74) What Eye Colour Do You Find Sexiest?

       Green

(75) Did You Like Swinging As A Child? Do You Still Get Excited When You See A Swing Set?

      Yeah

(76) What Was The Last Thing You Ate?

      Some garlic bread

(77) What Games Do You Have On Your Phone?

      ACPC, Mystic Messenger, Trivia Crack, and Block: Coloring Puzzle

(78) Would You Give A Homeless Person CPR If They Were Dying? Why Or Why Not?

      Of course. I know hands-only CPR so why wouldn’t I???

(79) Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight?

       Ya

(80) Stalked Someone On A Social Network?

       Nope not really

(81) Do You Like Meeting New People?

      No I have really bad social anxiety

(82) Do You Wear Rings? If You Do, Take A Picture Of Them.

      I wear my class ring..

Not the best picture sorry

(83) Do You Sleep With Your Bedroom Door Open Or Closed?

      Closed.

(84) What Are Three Things You Did Today?

      Finals, sleep, and this

(85) What Do You Wear To Bed?

      An oversized t shirt, no pants

(86) List All Of Your Different Beauty Products You Have Right Now.

      Does this mean makeup? Cause that would take w a y  t o o  l o n g

(87) Are You A Day Or Night Person?

      Night

(88) List All Of Your Video Games On Your Phone, Console Etc.

      I already listed the games on my phone and the only console game I have actually been playing regularly is Alice: Madness Returns

(89) Tell Me About A Dream That You Had And When It Happened.

      Like I said earlier, I don’t really ever remember my dreams and I’m not gonna recount any nightmares guys sorry

(90) Favourite Soda Drink?

      Mountain Dew or Diet Coke

(91) What Sounds Are Your Favourite?

      A cat purring

(92) Do You Wear Jeans Or Sweats More?

      Jeans but I wear sweats all the time at home

(93) How Do You Look Right Now?

       Like trash garbage

(94) Name Something That Relaxes You.

       My beautiful, wonderful, amazing friends

(95) What Tattoo Do You Want?

       Something floral or space related

(96) Favourite YouTuber?

      I don’t really watch any of them regularly enough to have a favorite, but the one that I have probably watched the most recently is MacDoesIt

There you go Elly, as promised~~~~ I told you, if you want all of them, I will give you all of them. Thank you for asking for these, it was fun to do! I love youuuuu <3

[it-s-gone-blue]

I hope it's ok if I turn around all the important otp sleeping questions to you, but with FiNer! c:

yes here are my answers and this time i will not backspace from this page ashdfjkasdf Thank you for the ask! It was v fun and nice ^^ This is vampire Finas and vampire hunter Abner, as canon-y as I can imagine it. Finas is able to come over and live in Abner's place for a while when he wants, for these questions.1) Who falls asleep on the other and has to be carried to bed?Being a human Abner tends to need sleep more than a vampire, try as he might. Finas can easily just. Not sleep. Abner has no way to win. Finas has to remind him to rest at appropriate times, persuades him to at least sit in the couch for a moment. And then as soon he closes his eyes and he looks like he's abt to sleep, takes his hand and stands him up and leads him to bed where he falls on his own. Abner doesn't really like being manhandled like being physically carried, though Finas could easily do it.2) Who goes to sleep at a normal time and who loves to stay up late?Abner stays up so late, bc his nightly jobs. Basically nocturnal. Still he stays up even longer, doing more Useful Things and spending time on his OCD rituals. He lives on caffeine at times. The he crashes and sleeps forever. What are sleep schedules?Finas is v flexible abt sleep, he has no preference. Either doesn't sleep (Abner got sunblocking window cover thingies so he can chill in the living room), either sleeps at the same time as Abner, or purposefully sleeps when Abner's awake and jumpy and low-key nervous abt Finas' vampirism deal, so he can relax for a bit.Someone help these two men who don't know how to sleep.3) Who slips into bed at two in the morning and immediately gets wrapped in a hug and not let go.They're both prepared to NEVER ADMIT they really like when they are cuddled. Abner is a professional, professionals don't need cuddles. Finas doesn't want to seem clingy, having the impression Abner don't really like cuddling.But there is a lot of 'I'm totally asleep I'm just latching onto you in my sleep, this is not on purpose, I am not awake' going on. They both can't believe how good their secret plan to cuddle is working. They are both fools. 4) How does your OTP sleep? What position(s) are the comfiest?Abner on his side and Finas in his arms, facing each other. Finas likes to steal Abner's bodywarmth and press his face into his chest and wrap his arms around his middle, legs tangling a lil bit. Since Finas is goddarn cold to the touch Abner's p dressed in bed to not die of frostbite. There's also Spooning(tm). Finas is used to being the little spoon like why are everyone taller than him come on this is ridiculous. Plot twist Abner is partial to being the little spoon. (Finas sleeps w casimiro one night after being w Abner and Cas is like. You come into MY house and try to spoon ME, I have octopus arms syndrome cmon you gotta let me grab you not the other way around)5) Who wakes up during a thunderstorm?Paradox. He doesn't like them. Has to be on or close to Abner and comforted. Finas lies/sits close to Abner to "also comfort his pet". Neither of them are bothered by the thunder and rain. One time Paradox wanted to be held by Finas during a storm (though Abner couldn't leave the room)6) Who wakes the other up so they can be wrapped up in a hug again?Neither, really. They just shift closer in a very not suspicious way and tries to mind control the other into hugging them. Doesn't work often.7) Who sneaks out to get a midnight snack?Finas gets out when he knows Abner is asleep to drink some bagged blood (which is not stored in the fridge thank you very much. He's got a cooler in the medical cabinet.) Abner's got the body fluids issue and would be repulsed to the moon and beyond if he saw him drink, so does it when he's asleep. Abner sleeps until his alarm goes off or he's woken up so no mid-sleep snacking.8) Who starts flipping out because oh my god someone’s in the kitchen? What do they do? ((Bonus points if they end up hurting the other person and have to patch them up from a defense attack)).Abner will show up with a silenced gun or the closest kitchen knife if he hears noise. Gotta check it out and always assumes the worst. If there's a burglar kneecaps will be blasted. No, Finas cannot get the burglar, they are a human and deserves better than being a snack. They are however a burglar who broke into Abner's home and he is both jury and executor so they will be left somewhere to almost certainly bleed out. 9) Do they sit in the living room and start a movie and eat snacks or go back to bed and cuddle back to sleep.A nice hanging out time at home would be watching a movie with acceptable levels of cuddling and leaning on each other, playing chess (Abner wins and Finas has since long stopped letting him win he is trying his best) or just talking abt a subject for a long time. They enjoy conversation. They're both, yanno, proper, and knows the couch isn't really for sleeping on, so they wrap up and either Abner goes to bed or both goes to bed. Gotta make an effort to not keep the conversation going or no one will sleep.(With casimiro there's a lot more silence, and thats not a bad thing, because most things has been said at some point and they know each other well enough to know what the other would say so like. That's nice and all but getting into a discussion is fun too. bc he doesnt know what Abner's gonna say.)10) Who wakes up first and starts coffee/breakfast and who lays in bed as long as possible to grumble and complain?Abner goes up before Finas, a lot earlier than he needs to so he's got time for some OCD 4pm "morning" rituals, but he would prefer to get to sleep a couple more hours. Not really much for Finas to do then, except start a pot of coffee for him. Abner does however grumble and complain every time the alarm goes off, and Finas would silently complain bc ffs he just got into a comfy cuddle position.