#except that’s not really… how it happened

[thetransintransgenic]

Oh yeah while I'm here you all should read What Happens Next.

Like, ...

...

... you all should ABSOLUTELY read What Happens Next.

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“i think i would rather get stabbed again than have tiktok users descend like vultures on my social media, zooming in on pictures of my messy bedroom to analyze the tedious minutia of my deeply average life.” - emma berquist, true crime is rotting our brains “your fingers up inside of me/feel like fingers down my throat/everything is fine in heaven/but i’ll never get to know.” - nicole dollanganger, “angels of porn ii”

[yoshifawful64]

okay but asking seriously, what are the chances we can pull a movie-sonic-redesign thing and force them to kick out That Bastard and hire charles martinet instead

[completeanduttermess]

I-

I'm so sorry I don't know how this happened-

[tunapesto]

ever get attracted to someone who's the very embodiment of everything youve ever wanted to be your whole life

[rheaterra]

the dsmp having bad communication both in lore and out is kinda funny to me ngl...

[milflewis]

You just know Lewis is going to keep tagging Seb in stuff, unbothered by Seb still not properly using Instagram at all, he doesn't really expect Seb to respond but it doesn't matter, he still likes the thought of Seb at least (maybe, hopefully) seeing it.

And yk what's wild. Seb doesn't even realise how Lewis is being extra for him, he doesn't know that Lewis completely forgets to mention his battle with Esteban even though he enjoyed it and even though Esteban does not shut up about it, but goes out of his way to remind everyone how he was racing Seb for like five seconds.

Lewis checks Sebs account daily, we know that he's lurking anyway. He's thinking about breaking his Don't Follow Anybody From Your Official Account rule just for Seb and you can't convince me otherwise.

He's tagging him, he's poking, waving, saying hi here look at me ily man

do you think one day mick will borrrow seb’s phone n be like. why the fuck do you have 99+ notifs from lewis on insta. and seb is like. wot. and then freaks out bc mick !!! what if he thinks im ignoring him !!! quick reply !! and mick is like TO WHICH ONE OF THE HUNDREDS OF TAGS AND DMS?????

(and seb ends up saying it to lewis who is like. oh. it’s cool! they were just things i thought of when i saw you !! and seb. melts into the floor 🤧🤧🤧)

[tiodolma]

s3 Arthur: everyone on this table is equal. no man is more important than other. Merlin: im on the table yay Everybody: pledges loyalty Arthur: merlin. Merlin: no thanks Arthur: u have no choice Merlin: aw ok Merlin: but remember I am on the table. ..... Arthur: You see these dirty boots? Go clean them. Merlin: so about that equality stuff. i was wondering- Arthur: LOL SIKE Merlin: the round table?? a few days ago?? Arthur: I CAN'T READ Merlin: quiet ouch ..... s4 Arthur: dont sacrifice urself ur just a servant, ur not a knight Merlin: (ahahahahaha dont i know that. i was booted off that table the moment we got back) Merlin: my life is lesser than yours lol .......... Lancelot: bruh he should've knighted you Merlin: *remembers how he was shot down with the equality talk* Merlin: nah im just his servant. Lancelot: quiet ouch Lancelot: I will protect you with my life ........ s5 Arthur: AW SHT YOU HAVE MAGIC Arthur: WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE A SERVANT Merlin: You kept me your servant. Arthur: it's my fault? Merlin: You are also my friend. So like i dont want u to die. Arthur: fine. .......... Arthur: *sees Merlin do cool magic stuff* Artuhr: I SHOULDVE RESPECTED YOU Arthur: I AM SO SORRY Merlin: well. okay. Arthur: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME? Merlin: (reviews entirety of s1-s5) WHY INDEED Arthur: that is fair. i didnt know what i'd do tbh. Merlin: didnt want to put u in that position. Merlin: anyway. dont worry my life aint worth shit. Happy to serve you. Born to serve you. Arthur: *entire life flashes before his eyes* Arthur: (fck i didnt treat him well) Arthur: I want you to be always be you. Merlin: idk what that means but i cant lose you. Kilgharrah: lol sike.

[giurochedadomani]

The fan favourite, Eddie wasn't dead when they left him in the upside down, Billy finds him, they must fight together to get out, but with a twist: every cycle starts with Billy gasping for air and scrambling to close a chest wound that... Isn't open anymore. Every cycle starts with Eddie flinching violently to get away from the bats.... That turns out to be Billy's hand gently shaking him to wake him up. Billy's not aware than a whole year has passed since his death, they figure out that they're in some kind of loop and have to figure out how to break free before el closes the doors (and somehow save Max in the process)

[bardly-working]

Keptolo, Mushrooms, and Essek Thelyss’ Polyamory Panic

Let’s talk about Keptolo, consort of Lolth and the drow god of hedonism and male fertility.  He is representative of the “ideal upper-class male drow,” and exemplifies “flattery, intoxication, rumor, and opportunism.”

And his symbol… is a mushroom. 🍄😏

Okay, amusing for obvious reasons, but bringing this over to Exandria I was reminded of the fact that mushrooms are a staple crop in the Dynasty, present in many of their dishes.  This led to a conversation on a much beloved discord server about whether whole mushrooms would be a food with a sexual connotation, much in the same way some people still consider oysters an aphrodisiac.  Perhaps they grind mushrooms into a powder for more versatile use, like with chaga powder, or they just chop them up so that the shape isn’t really noticeable.

And then it occurred to me: the Mighty Nein wouldn’t know any of that.

And Caduceus feeds them a lot of mushrooms.

What must poor Essek think when this pack weirdos of invites him over, asks him increasingly personal questions, asks if he thinks any of them are attractive, and invites him to get naked in a hot tub with them, and provides a dinner of deliciously grilled whole mushrooms?

…anyway the Essek-tells-Verin-he-thinks-the-Nein-are-all-propositioning-him fic is 2k words so far.

[mozart-the-meerkitten]

I realized today that if you put Dipper Pines, Janner Wigiby* and Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III in a room together with Ford’s journals, Pembrick’s Creaturepedia and a book about dragons they’d probably never leave.

Meanwhile, Mabel, Kalmar and Camicazi are outside committing war crimes and Leeli’s trying to teach Fishlegs to play a whistleharp.

*last name misspelled on purpose because there are new fans lurking about. thanks Peet.

[puppppppppy]

weird that the shape of love is two beating hearts glued together and not two hands holding each other

[pocketgalaxies]

Which do you think would be more fun? Laudna coming back with Raise Dead/Regular Resurrection or coming back with True Resurrection? The Former means she'd be the same and Delilah is still along for the ride. There might be some drama between the Hells and Keyleth/VM to make it happen which is interesting. True Resurrection would be a fully restored Laudna, free from Delilah. She'd get to process what exactly that means after spending three decades being haunted by the woman who killed her.

separate anon (your messages aren't rly that similar but my answers to them are so i'm just answering them together):

i'm gonna be honest y'all. i don't really care about how laudna comes back DKFHGKSDF i'm just gonna let that happen to me. i'm sure as soon as she does come back and we see exactly how that works and what the aftermath is, i'll have plenty of things to say about it, but as of now the realm of possibility is way too broad for me to even begin to form opinions on things that may or may not happen. and i'm personally just more interested in character responses to plot things as opposed to the plot things themselves, you know what i mean?

[katyspersonal]

(Sad)

I am such a goddamn helpless baby, lol

I just woke up, and within my interesting dreams, there was me using internet and seeing that one mutual again. They were the first person to interact with me in this fandom almost two years ago and they were crucial part of my Tumblr and fandom experience, really. Always thinking deep and giving hella interesting ask replies and writing fanfics, they were like... smart? Worth talking to. I just loved seeing their takes a lot? They liked my lore too and they offered solid ideas of their own, which was refreshing.

But like, they disappeared one day, just deactivated both Tumblr and AO3 apparently? And it felt a little less right on Tumblr without them, but after having a dream that they were back I just wake up and cry? Jeez

Guess you never know who/what happens to be really important for good internet experience???? Like just following a blog that vibes right can end up being such a comfort thing for my sorry autistic ass. It is hard to explain that I cherish people who have something to say, who are worth talking to! But it is always the best one who either deactivate or just never post again one day? Though it is only natural that sane people run from what internet and fandoms became

[shortmexicangirl]

sweet nothing is so painfully adrienette's song and i am so extremely normal about this fghjmnjhDKHSGJKDH

[hephaestuscrew]

No, you're crying about a mouse calling the proprietors of a failing funeral home her family...

[astrangergivingthestrangewelcome]

Shakespeare's Richard II is just: The most out of touch man you've ever met in your life has one dose of the real world, promptly has a mental breakdown and dies(in fairness is murdered), but like. In the most riveting way possible.