#except my neighbour who’s hosepipe I needed to borrow bc I wasn’t going back into my room oozing
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I don’t think I ever told anyone about how I nearly drowned in the mud at 10.30pm
#except my neighbour who’s hosepipe I needed to borrow bc I wasn’t going back into my room oozing#that was kinda fun ngl#you know when you’re in a survival situation and your brain just kinda shuts down all panic and worry#and it’s like ‘ah yes. I’m sinking fast. let me see what I can do’#and afterwards you make a group of old ladies out for pints cross the street bc you’re covered head to toe in river mud?#completely calm#unbothered#looking back on it yeah. I could have died#lol nice
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