#except judith has never done anything wrong in her life ever and rj is a little cutie

[llynwen]

imagine you just got saved by your hot wife after almost a decade of being stuck in a military operation, being brainwashed and losing a fucking limb and you finally get to come back home to your family and see your children that you thought you were never going to see again and everything is perfect and you're settling in but then a dingy ass plane lands in your backyard and out of it comes a weird child who has been sent by your boy best friend who is now apparently on a european vacation and of course you're gonna take care of the kid because bro has basically raised your children while you were gone but like. the kid is fucking Catholic. and also French. poor fucking rick