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glittercracker · 4 years ago

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Kingkiller Crap

So, I’ve never really posted much here that involves my own thoughts. There are a number of reasons why, but whatever. I feel the need NOW to post some thoughts, and having no working independent blog (yet!) I suppose this is the place to dump them. PSA: none of this is about anime. None of this is frivolous or fun. TW for sexual abuse. You have been warned! So. I’ve been rereading the Kingkiller Chronicles. aka “Name of the Wind” and “The Wise Man’s Fear” and “That Other One That Shall Not Be Named.” This reread was, at the beginning, almost an afterthought. A way to keep my 13 yo happy on a 7 hour car ride. Except, he could not have cared less, and I got sucked back into the story (and okay, if that is how all our audiobook car rides go, meh? At least it keeps me sharp!) I raced through book one, and bought book 2 on audible with an eye to my upcoming surgery and recooperation. Book one was problematic in the places I remembered, but also as generally engaging as I remembered. And then book 2 happened, and surgery happened, and I have had weeks to lie in bed listening to this bloody interminable sequel, and I find myself lost in a morass of, “WTF was I ever THINKING?” Namely, how did I ever love this book enough to pine for the next? It’s been hard to put a finger on exactly what is making this time through book 2 both a slog and also vaguely, creepily uncomfortable, but if you’re interested, my rather stream-of-consciousness ramble of thoughts ensues. First, the male gaze that rears its head at times in book 1 predominates here. But while I don’t love the way Kvothe describes women, I also have 2 degrees in literature, and I’m beyond that being a reason not to read an otherwise engaging book. Second, Kvothe is a Gary Stu, for all of Rothfuss’s protestations to the contrary. Again, so far, so much traditional high fantasy. But while, say, Aragorn is content to just quietly be Awesome At Everything, Kvothe is a braggy little shit of a Gary Stu: the person you hated for announcing their perfect scores in that hs class you could never quite master. I could fill several pages with examples, but for some reason what really made me want to kick him in the head was not Felurian’s disbelief of his virginity (though really, jfc, REALLY?) Nope, it was the end of his time w the Ademrae (sp may be off, remember, I’m listening not reading!) when he crows about having learned the history of his sword 2 days earlier than expected. Why does this stick out? Oh, idk. Maybe bc he sucks so hard he can’t even get past the first obstacle in his practical final exam? Yet he still has to tell us how fucking awesome he is for remembering 6000 names of previous owners.

I know, I’m supposed to forgive his teenage idiocy. The internet sympathists (no pun intended!) keep telling me this. And I suppose that I would, IF this were a simple first-person narrative - but it isn’t. Let’s repeat that, and really think about it. This story is being narrated by an older and presumably wiser Kvothe who has lost everything - whose abilities have been expunged to the extent that he can’t open his own chest of Cool Stuff. He shows humility in his actions, mostly. And yet when discussing his 16 yo self, the humility evaporates, and he speaks with no kind of perspective or lens of accrued wisdom. He still compares women to instruments waiting for the “right” player (i.e. him) and defends this choice of words by saying, essentially, “You aren’t a musician, you don’t know!”

Interesting assumption for an innkeeper in a medieval-esque world. Interesting assumption if this is in fact authorial interjection, too, because I suspect the majority of this book’s audience *are* musicians to at least an extent, and I also suspect that the majority of us (yes, us - I own several beloved instruments, including a harp custom made for me as a wedding present from my husband) would not equate a human lover to even the most beloved of instruments.

But all of this is well-trodden critical ground. As far as I can tell, though, my third issue isn’t: although it’s perhaps the most glaringly tone-deaf example of all of Rothfuss’s excruciatingly tone-deaf portrayal of his world’s women. Namely, the two girls kidnapped and gang-raped by the fake Ruh.

Almost all of the criticism I’ve read on this section of TWMF concentrates on Kvothe’s treatment of the girls’ abusers. What’s interesting is that no one ever seems to write about Kvothe’s treatment of the girls themselves. Yes, he treats them kindly. He tends their wounds, he feeds them, he tries (and succeeds, of course) to draw Ellie out of her shocked stupor.

Yet what he never once does, from the moment he takes control of the situation, is ask their opinions on any of this, including what their next step should be. He just decides to bring them back to their families - families who, in this type of society, might well disown them for being “ruined”. And the girls themselves, namely the intelligent and savvy Krin, seem to go blindly along with what he says. Why? Would Krin at least not question this, or object to his making decisions for her, when a group of men had so recently and brutally taken away all of her agency? Would she not question whether being brought back to her family is the best thing for the catatonic Ellie?

Okay, apparently not. So they return to their apparently very forgiving town. Kvothe stands up for the girls against the village shithead: thank you, Kvothe, bc I’m sure Krin could not have said those words herself. He assures the reader that they are with people who will love and care for them despite what has happened to them: thank you, Kvothe, though it’s stretching my credulity a bit that you would assume that no one will take issue with their deflowering. But then he “gifts” the girls the spoils of his slaughter: the horses, the valuables, the wagons. And I was about to give him a (grudging) pass for being decent about this, EXCEPT: he goes on to say that these goods are meant for the girls’ dowries. Specifically, to make them worth enough financially for potential husbands to overlook their loss of virginity. He even tells Krin not to settle for a less-than-lucrative marriage.

And suddenly, I was outraged. Why? Because a man who had witnessed the full extend of these women’s abuse brought them back to a backwater town believing that he was being magnanimous both in doing so, and in giving up whatever share he might have taken of the spoils of the debacle to make them financially lucrative marriage prospects. Because he never asked these traumatized girls if they might rather cut and run with the money than use it to make some man overlook their abuse in order to make them his property. He never even questions the idea that they will be grateful to submit to marriage contracts that will no doubt require them to have sex with their husbands, even though these women have been abused to the extent that they cannot sit a horse for *two days* after being rescued. And the worst part is that 20-something frame-story Kvothe doesn’t question this either; he just goes on to gloat about people singing songs about his daring rescue. Maybe I was just ready for a straw to break my benefit of the doubt. Or maybe this really is as outrageous as it feels. Either way, I can’t help being angry at Rothfuss. As a writer, I am very well aware that character and author are not the same thing; that authorial intent is not the same as authorial beliefs. But there are moments in some books when I have to wonder if that line is blurring, and this is one of them. Kvothe has literally JUST left a female-dominated country full of independent women happily doing their own thing. He has given these girls the means to find themselves a situation that will never require them to be beholden to a man again - even houses ffs, in the shape of those 2 wagons, should they want them. There are so many options beyond marriage: I can’t, for instance, think of a medieval society that didn’t have its version of a convent. Or, for Krin at least, why not the University? For that matter, why not marry her himself, and then set her free to do as she likes under the awning of a respectable marriage?

Instead he returns them to their fathers, and likewise gives their fathers the means to marry them off with no argument. Who, after all, holds the reins of the horses at the end? Why does Kvothe assume that these families will actually use the wealth even in the dubious way that he recommends?

And in this, I think, I am justified in giving Rothfuss the stink-eye. This is one more instance for Kvothe to play the hero with no real attention given to the consequences. Kvothe himself, I think, would be appalled. He has suffered so much deprivation in his life, so often been marginalized, scapegoated, powerless, how on earth could he so easily consign others to that fate? How could he think, loving Denna as he does, having heard her words to the beaten girl in Severin, that buying these girls husbands who will “overlook” their abuse for the sake of wealth is anything but a wretched life sentence for them?

Sigh. There was a time when I desperate awaited book three. Now, given the other women’s lives at stake in this series, I’m not so sure I want to know.

#kingkiller chronicle #kvothe #patrick rothfuss #wise man's fear #Kingkiller chronicles sexism #kvothe gary stu #kkc sexism

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nefeviibata · 4 years ago

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I have a lot of feelings and hurt in me because of the finale. I can't believe this is how it ends... this is gonna be long and rambling but I need it out of my system for at least some sort of closure

My major issue with the finale is how they went and overlooked such important things they established for years at this point and just went back to 'It was about Sam and Dean and Sam and Dean only all along.'

Yes, the Winchester brothers started out as only having each other, two damaged young men so co-dependant and traumatized and so locked into this idea of 'family' being a mom and a dad and two sons that they sacrificed everything for each other over and over on the off chance of at least keeping the two of them together. But after 15 years, it's just not true that they only have each other.

Because over the years and in an agonizingly slow pace, they opened themselves up to so many people, they mended their own wounds and trauma not solely by being brothers and only 'Sam and Dean' but by trying to let their parents go and other people in, by seeking solace in their found family, by letting themselves love other people and be loved by them in return. The show kept telling us family doesn't end in blood. And it also showed so often that things don't get better when people come back, one example being that when Mary was reintroduced the brothers suffered even more than before.

And at some point they find out that all of their suffering was not their own fault, not because of their failings, or because they are 'broken' and not even because 'life sucks' but because it's a script made up for the entertainment of one celestial being, a cosmic joke where their pain is the punchline. And then they fought it. They fought it tooth and nail and with everything they got with friends and a family that they chose which went beyond blood in so many ways. And they won. Goddamnit they won and this is what they get?

After everything he did for humanity, for earth, for everyone all his life, Dean died on a job his father couldn't finish, leaving him to clean up one of his messes *again* and he was terrified of dying when it happened. He didn't see it coming. Dean applied for a job after everything was done ffs. And he basically tells Sam he wants to keep living because if he doesn't after everything they lost along the way then what is the point? And then he DIES so soon after beating Chuck and not only that but he dies terrified to be alone, begging for Sam to stay and to tell him that it's okay to go, because he needs reassurance that it is, because he didn't see it coming. He didn't want to die. And not only that but he died to something that is just so insulting to his character, and only to end up in a Heaven which is basically earth, but somehow still not, because allegedly it's perfect, except almost no one was there with him. Sure, his parents apparently are, who the show insists are good people even though Dean's most inner pain stems from issues his parents let fester in him, and Bobby is, because we needed at least one decent parental figure in Heaven for Dean, I guess, but basically no one else. Not even Castiel who is canonically established to at least be his best friend and who Bobby confirms is out of the empty and has tried to change Heaven to be better.

And then there are these other implications of Heaven that just... suck. If you think about it ...You see, in this place literally nothing matters bc 'Hey, it's Heaven. There are no consequences, because everything is perfect you hear me?!" Like, nothing they do there will have any sort of impact on anything ever again, because it's not life. You know, the one thing Dean wanted and fought for? A life of his own; to make his own decisions? No strings on him? Yeah, Dean never got that and since everyone is aware that where they are is Heaven he won't have one. Ever. It's just eternity of 'happiness' - but what does that even mean? We watched Dean for 15 years, we know him and we know how his happiness looks like and it isn't this. It just doesn't feel right.

And then there is Sam, Sam who outlived his brother, who apparently abandoned the bunker, his legacy, hunting and married a woman who wasn't Eileen, which just doesn't sit right with me. And he was probably miserable for a long time, or maybe even until he died, seeing as when he does die and reunites with Dean he is the same age he was when Dean died, implying this was the time where he was happiest.

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad the Winchesters find eternal happiness or whatever, infact I genuinely hope that's what it is and that it's just me overanalyzing and I have to just have to wrap my head around it, but in the end you can't tell me Dean dying young and Sam living his life being miserable without his brother, both away from the inner core of their family is what they wanted. Let alone the fact that Sam will not be the person Dean remembets once he does show up in Heaven. Sam will have lived...what... roughly 50 years without his brother, maybe more? Probably realizing more than once that he has gotten older than Dean would ever be? Probably constantly reminded with every good thing that happened to him that his "happy end" isn't so much his own but how Dean imagined it as his happy end and that Dean didn't even get to see it happen?

So many things about this episode made me mad and made me hurt. To me this isn't a good ending, not for the show and not for the characters and certainly not for a huge group of fans.

In the end what this whole episode and especially Dean's death say is: Everything you do will still end with you dying as if you were inconsequential to the story. You will be back at square one like all your experiences don't matter and I sure hope you have blood relatives because damn, love of any kind doesn't mean squat if you don't share blood.

And for a show like Supernatural where the characters defy fate at every turn to get a chance to write their own story... for Team Free Will ...what sort of message is this?

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If you made it to this point thank you for reading. I'm sorry if this upsets you. Take it with a grain of salt. Like a lot of other people I'm hurting at the moment and I just needed this out of my system in hope of one day being able to rewatch the show and watch all the characters develope without this tight feeling in my chest because I know where it ends.

I love this show and these characters and I wished it ended differently. Or maybe I just wish it didn't end at all...

#supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #15x20 #15x20 carry on #supernatural spoiler

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ginmo · 5 years ago

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I’ve seen people say that while they admit that there are romantic feelings on both sides for JB, they don’t think they’ll ever be together romantically or sexually. Someone said that their relationship is about honour and duty and that Jaime will probably knight Brienne and then return to Cersei (they specified, ‘but as an enemy’). Another said that they prefer for Jaime to be alone if he survives this ordeal bc he needs to heal from his toxic relationship. Can you counter this? :(

Of course I can because that argument completely ignores the point/message of Brienne’s character lol. You cannot read her chapters and come away with that take, unless you truly are dense af.

I’m going to be linking to some of Chicky’s “organized rants.”

Jaime and Brienne is a love story. (

Their individual character arcs involve honor and duty but there’s also a huge emphasis on love. I don’t know why anti arguments act as if the author is writing just one theme. I would say, “this isn’t a YA series” but even YA novels have more complexity than what people reduce Martin’s writing to.

I mean… love is a central theme to both of their characters. They are both ultimately driven by love, and they both have parallel arcs that juggle the relationship between love and honor, exploring how they relate and interfere. I’m not going to go into much detail though, because it has been done a million times, but I’ll speak a bit about the love aspect.

Brienne felt unworthy of being a lady because of the mockery she endured as a woman. So, after falling in love with Renly and “the bitter tears she shed the night her king wed Margaery Tyrell,” she left Tarth to be a knight in his KG, because that was the only way she could marry him. Brienne doesn’t reject being a lady because she hates the idea of it, she ran away because she felt she couldn’t be one. She wasn’t willing to settle for some dumbass who treats her like dirt, so she clung to her more masculine traits and used them to get ahead and be beside a man who treated her with respect and kindness. She was… literally introduced to the readers (and viewers of the show) on a romantic rejection plot line……………

And yet, when Renly cut away her torn cloak and fastened a rainbow in its place, Brienne of Tarth did not look unfortunate. Her smile lit up her face, and her voice was strong and proud as she said, “My life for yours, Your Grace. From this day on, I am your shield, I swear it by the old gods and the new.” The way she looked at the king—looked down at him, she was a good hand higher, though Renly was near as tall as his brother had been—was painful to see.- ACOK

Brienne was on her feet as well. “Your Grace, give me but a moment to don my mail. You should not be without protection.” King Renly smiled. “If I am not safe in the heart of Lord Caswell’s castle, with my own host around me, one sword will make no matter … not even your sword, Brienne. Sit and eat. If I have need of you, I’ll send for you.” His words seemed to strike the girl harder than any blow she had taken that afternoon. “As you will, Your Grace.” Brienne sat, eyes downcast.- ACOK

Brienne dropped to her knees. “If I must part from Your Grace, grant me the honor of arming you for battle.” Catelyn heard someone snigger behind her. She loves him, poor thing, she thought sadly. She’d play his squire just to touch him, and never care how great a fool they think her. - ACOK

Like Brienne, Jaime left his role as heir out of love, to have a chance to be by Cersei’s side as a member of Robert’s KG. Do I even need to go into Jaime being a serious romantic and love being at his core?

I will quote this tweet from @usefulspinster every time this is brought up because it honestly can’t be put any better.

“GRRM has a character for who love has been a cruel joke and one that takes love very seriously and pointed them at eachother. If you don’t understand how that’ll play out, I can’t help you.”

And I’m going to say this for the millionth time:

GRRM literally said his intent with their relationship was to take the traditional format of Beauty and the Beast (A ROMANCE) and switch the roles and genders.

“But he is subverting it by making it platonic”

Except… no… because MAKING BATB PLATONIC DEFEATS THE ENTIRE FUCKING POINT. He is subverting it by switching the roles and genders, something that is never explored with this tale. THAT’S subversion. He isn’t changing the theme and message of the tale. FFS, subverting doesn’t mean changing the entire core.

BatB as platonic DOESN’T WORK. The core of the tale is about being ROMANTICALLY DESIRED AND TRULY LOVED despite your appearance. Not, “you can make a good friend even if your’e ugly! :D” because uh… when they do form a relationship with someone, they often remain as just friends anyway because of their appearance???? lmfao fuck.

Brienne’s problem isn’t focused on making friends. She had her father, Catelyn, Pod, even to an extent Hyle. They didn’t look at her and scream and run away, never being friendly. In her POV she isn’t sitting there reflecting on how she is so friendless and all she wants is a bff. You know what’s constantly repeated over and over again in her chapters? Her romantic undesirability because of how ugly she is. Oh wow that sounds kinda like… I DUNNO?! THE CORE OF BATB?

(Not only that but one of GRRM’s is actually a romantic and one of his favorite fantasies is BatB. He even had a television called BEAUTY AND THE BEAST and he was angry that he had to kill off the woman because it ruined his romance story.)

Anyone who has read her chapters, and isn’t lying about reading them, can see that she’s head over heels in love with Jaime.

Now, read the bet and tell me romance isn’t a part of her arc.

“yet now…”

We’re hit over the head with it so often that it’s impossible to miss.

People who don’t see the romance arc are either a) choosing not see it because it ruins their headcanons or ships or b) Brienne isn’t the typical character to have a romance arc that’s serious and isn’t there for comedic relief. She’s ugly and a female warrior and people are conditioned to see those types of characters as either love-less out of choice, or having romance not even come up for them. It also plays into the whole “love weakens a strong female character” bullshit, and they don’t even realize that’s what’s happening because for most people it’s unconscious.

The seeds for the Jaime and Brienne relationship trajectory are found in both of their POV chapters, but at least half of the JB relationship is explored through Brienne’s chapters. The laughable out-of-context meta you see is from antis who have other motives, have lied about reading her POVs carefully because boring, and some even admitted to not reading Brienne’s POVs at all.

#gm answers #jaime x brienne #excuse my many typos #I am aware if them #severely cracked phone screen

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himbopietro · 5 years ago

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another tag game I guess !!

I was tagged by @queengavemeasheerheartattack !! :) this one’s a long one I’m sorry lmaooo

Favourite snack?

Uhh how long u got lmao?? Jk jk, I genuinely don’t really know ?? If we’re doing savory I really like salt and vinegar crisps!! Preferably O’Donnells crisps lmao but if we’re going sweet uhh those big ass cookies are so fucking good ... specifically the ones u get from Dunnes stores or Tesco’s aghhhh

Favourite place to go on vacation:

Ahhh bc of my mum’s job she usually gets the most work during summer so we don’t go away so often but ahh probably France !!!!! Although I’d love to go to Italy or Greece !!

What’s A Song That Makes you dance immediately?

Twist and Shout by the Beatles!!! No explanation is needed for this one, surely lmao

Tea or Coffee?:

Tea. Absolutely tea. I know nobody is asking for this but I like my tea very specifically so here we go. The tea must be Barry’s. Lyon’s can go choke on a dick thanks lmao uwu Anyway, the bigger the mug, the better!! I don’t put any sugar if I’m having something sweet with it, but if I’m having it on it’s own one sugar is good. Anywayyy!! You take your kettle after it’s boiled and you pour it directly on the tea bag...and then you leave it in for 30 seconds, or bash it around for like 15 seconds, then pour in milk so it’s like a nice light camel kind of colour. There we go.

Do you play an instrument?

Ehhh I do but I’m shit at all of them. I “play” the ukulele, guitar and keyboard but tbh I am absolute crap at them; I have zero musical talent it’s a hard knock life dudes

What’s your favourite type of personality?

Not a dick! :) No but seriously, I think its impossible to pick a favourite type of personality, but honestly my only standards are: don’t be a dick!

Favourite comedian:

Ahh probably Donald Glover? I’m not a huge comedian person, I love comedy shows but I don’t have specifics to be honest!

Gummy candy or chocolate?:

Chocolate!

What did you want to be when you grew up as a kid?:

Deadass I wanted to be a vet in the day and a rock star at night. This makes me laugh not bc it’s like ... not very possible but also because the actual thought of going into anything remotely science related breaks me out in hives lmao

What’s your favourite physical feature about yourself?

Eh. Like, idk, my eyebrows I guess, when they’re filled in

When was the last time you watched a show or movie on a tv?

Like, right now lmao dndnsns

Unpopular opinion?:

I have loved Marvel my whole life, and I would literally die for Marvel but tbh their movie posters are so fucking underwhelming like don’t get me wrong some of them are nice but like ?? Your movies hail from comic books would you not think to have nicer movie posters ?? like I’m so sick of just a bunch of fucking faces I’m.. Like ffs ...also Thor is better than Loki bye

Are you scared of bugs?

I’m not fond of them but like they’re alright like ... I’m not a fan of shit that crawls in the slightest though like pls .. bug off .... get it ... :)

Cats or dogs?

Definitely cats! I’m looking after a dog this week and she’s lovely but I’m fucking losing my mind ......

Are you allergic to any food?

Most likely pineapples lmao, so fuk ur Hawaiian pizza botch :)

Does the description of your star sign match your personality?

I want to learn more about Star signs so I’m not too sure about this question (I’m a Virgo lol) but like .. I relate to a lot of it I guess? Not all but a fair amount!

Favourite type of accent?:

All accents are cute thanks :) except mine fuck my dub accent

Name the first song that comes into your head:

Action this Day- Queen oof

Who is the sexiest famous person to you?

Well how long u got lol.. but uhh, Roger Taylor is pretty hot tbh, and Stevie Nicks is too, and uhh Hayley Williams .. Sebastian Stan.. oh boy I also just saw Men in Black so Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth are ... chef kiss

Cake or pie?:

Cake!

When was the last time you read a full book?

Don’t ask me this question I’m ashamed of how long it’s been

Favourite junk food:

How long have you got?? Lmao but like ... chips are nice ... (that’s fries for u Americans....)

What’s your favourite personality trait?

Not being a dick !

Do you like your height?

I’m literally tiny so no lmao I literally just want 2 extra inches it’s not that hard... I’m so fucking small like I’d be satisfied with like any extra height

Apples or oranges?

Apples!

Do you like salad?

Ehhhh... like .. there’s very few I do like

What is a song that has made you cry?

How long have u got lmao?? But for personal reasons Hey Jude and Blackbird by the Beatles both get me very :”(((( but wish you were here by Pink Floyd, it’s a hard life + show must go on by Queen, and uhh Trevo (Tu) by Anavitória have made me cry :)

What person inspires you the most?

Uhh wow I really don’t know ?? Maybe someone like Jack Kirby ..but ahh I also really love James Joyce ... ahhh .. Rami Malek ...and of course Freddie Mercury and his story hits very close to home :”)

Gonna gag @thedeacywaltz @emforrest @emilyenchanted4 @somedeadredshirt and @sweeet-cheese and uhhh anyone who wants to do this !! I’ve officially tagged u :)

#tags #personal

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organictaeyong · 7 years ago

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best friend!johnny

• the type of best friend • who u kind of want to stab 71% of the time • and johnny insists that’s how u kno it’s real • “it makes the friendship real bc you want to kill me but you won’t because you’d miss me this is tru love y/n” • always trying to pull pranks on you • like the classics puts your hand in warm water when you fall asleep • swapping your shampoo for hair removal cream • you noticed right away • but you were a little too close to maybe going bald • you guys have something of a prank war going on

• “yo y/n why the pained expression” • “johnny put salt instead of sugar in my coffee but im drinking it because im petty and wont let him win” • you get him back by putting shaving cream in his bed • he was so tired he didn’t even notice and just hopped straight in • is still traumatised • as are the rest of nct who had to witness him running around covered in shaving cream and screaming at 3am • you only call a truce every now and then • to target the rest of nct • still waiting for someone to notice you replaced the bar of soap with a block of cheese • regularly shows up at your door at like 2am for food • has his own key to your place • you’re still shocked every time you come home and see him and ten watching tv • “johnny you know the key was for emergencies right” • “are u telling me that running out of popcorn was not an emergency ?????????????” • usually crashes on the couch after eating all your food • sometimes is considerate though • like he does the dishes for you before he goes • sometimes he’s the opposite • hides the remote • forgets where he hides it and ends up buying you another • moves all your stuff to high shelves • or on top of the fridge • and places where you can’t reach • so he can mock you about being short • “johnny why you gotta be the exception to the nice tall people stereotype” • “I am a nice tall person” • “you’re an evil tree man” • y’all play the floor is lava game everywhere • you just shout it and the other person has to get off the floor as quick as possible • it’s all fun and games • except for the time johnny yelled it • and there was nothing around to jump onto • so you just sort of jumped onto jaehyuns back • thought you might die of embarrassment • got johnny back by shouting it in the middle of the park • which ended with johnny getting stuck in a bin • always trying to set you up with the members • “hey what’s your ideal first date asking for a friend……” • “uh idk coffee ?? nice walk in the park???” • “omg haha such a funny story doyoung loves both of those things probably you should hang out ; -))))” • “johnny stop trying to set me up with all your members ffs………………..unless they are sicheng then carry on” • you best be ready for joHNNYS FASHION EV Alu ATi On every other day • like honestly every time you go to hang out he’ll stop suddenly and you’re like ?????????? • and he’s like it’s time • and you’re like boi if you don’t stop being so cryptic ??????? • and then he’s like ITS TIME FOR JOHNNYS FASHION EVALUATION • “4/10 who wears navy and black together c’mon y/n” • “joHNNY YOU LITERALLY WORE A BATHROBE ON STAGE” • uses it to mock you mostly • although sometimes he hypes you up • like the time he actually does set you up ith sicheng • he can tell you’re nervous and you keep pulling at your clothes • so he’s like guess whaT JOHNNYS FASHION EVALUATION • 11/10 PERFECT OUTFIT FOR A FIRST DATE !!!!!!!! • THE JACKET REALLY PULLS IT TOGETHER !!! WHAT !!! A !!!! LOOK !!! • even though he is annoying and raising your blood pressure 9/10 times • he’s a really great friend when you need him to be • will let u cry on him • will tell you the funniest jokes he knows to try get you to smile • will drop what he’s doing and do everything he can to make you feel better • will also get ice cream and listen to you complain about the mean girl at work • will actually listen to what you’re saying • which gets you shook every now and then because like ?????? • you don’t think he’s capable of paying attention sometimes • brings ten along every now and then • and y’all drag people you don’t like • listen she’s just being salty because she doesn’t have any eyebrows of her own • after you’re done smack talking • they’ll try lighten the atmosphere • the usual is dramatic readings of nearby books • omG IS THAT 50 SHADES • johNNY NO • and of course ten is all for it • encouraging johnny • and of course you (and ten lbr) look out for johnny if he ever gets down • which is really rare • he usually just gets annoyed • “y/n im so mad right now” • “you want me to send you memes to help you calm down??????” • you have a folder on your phone of memes for johnny • you guys have such a long snapchat streak • live snaps you the mess of making dinner in the dorms each night • spams you with bad pictures of the members • will snapchat you even if he’s sitting beside you • “johnny wyd snapping me selfies” • “the lords work obviously” • sitting in the dorms with the rest of nct • telling them all the dumb stories u have about johnny • “hey y/n remember when you dared me to lick that swingset lol” • “no I said johnny don’t lick the swingset and you said no one tells johnny seo what to do, licked it, and ended up in hospital” • “yeah lmao good times” • lowkey always brings ten along to plans • “johnny stop inviting me on dates I don’t want to be a third wheel !!” • “yeah johnny at least bring a date for y/n next time smh” • johnny always trying to convince you to let him do your makeup • “johnny no I watch lipstick prince I know you don’t know what blusher is” • “pls I need to improve im tired of being dragged by doyoung : -((((((“ • so you let him do it • but you always end up lowkey looking like a clown • because johnny has learned what blusher is • but being subtle isn’t his specialty • tries to convince you it’s a good look • even though your eyebrows are lowkey taking up half your forehead • just really fun to be around • like you don’t even need to be going out and doing anything to have a good time • just sitting and talking is so fun • anything Is fun if it’s with bff johnny • he more than lives up to his best friend title • more than you could ever ask for • and you love him • even if you lowkey want to kill him at times • but like johnny says you don’t because you’d miss him too much • because he is a relly great best friend

#nct scenarios #kpop scenarios #johnny scenarios #bestfriend!johnny #bestfriend!series #I hope its what you wanted anon #thank u for the request #this gif has me feeling things #admin pear #headcanon

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daeneryses · 6 years ago

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so after a lot of thinking, i’ve come to a conclusion on who i think will PERISH on ep 3

basically i believe that anyone who has pending ties with cersei in KL (obviously) has plot armor, so that leaves jaime and tyrion and possibly sandor in the clear. i also think that arya and sansa are safe, i used to believe that every stark was safe but now im not so sure abt bran and jon,,,,, but my girls are in the clear im confident (INTERNALLY SCREAMING)

also sam’s not dying im pretty sure idk why fam

now

our mighty heroes

jon and dany

dany i do not believe will die (at least not on this episode) now my homeboy jon,,,,das another story. if he dies i wont be shocked, but it’s not like super obvious to me, i would not expect it

the dragons (the literal dragons lmao not jon and dany) are also safe i believe bc if the nk somehow gets another dragon the living are fucked :d

lets move on to who i am c e r t a i n will bite the dust

theon, it’s the perfect ending to his arc and the journey he’s been throughout the show. what better way for him to go than protecting bran? i would actually be shocked if he doesnt die

jorah, my poor dude’s been living on borrowed time. this would be heart-wrenching for both the audience (he’s one of the few characters who’s been on the picture since the p i l o t) AND dany :’(

missandei or greyworm, idk which one but that promise was a GOODBYE!!! that conversation was a death sentence. the obvious choice would be greyworm buuuut idk man idk

brienne, she just got knighted ffs that was a death sentence as well did u see her happy puppy face she’s been sentenced im so sorry i dont make the rules

edd, i have no doubt this poor dude WILL die

as much as this pains me,,,,,,,,,gendry ;___; ik there are pictures of the actor in kl and with clothes that we havent seen yet but idk fam.....idk. shady stuff. i have been thinking long and hard abt WHAT ON EARTH COULD MAKE ARYA RUN LIKE THAT and i cant think of anything* other than an undead gendry.

beric, ofc beric’s going 2 die does anyone DOUBT it.

now on people who might or might not die.

podrick, i dont see any reason for him to die EXCEPT if brienne doesn’t die then pod def dies.

davos, mmmm a tricky one,,,,,who knows fam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ god i really really really hope he doesnt but it is very possible i will admit it.

tormund, i want to believe he won’t die bc then i will kill myself but i will admit that i dont see much future for him after they defeat the dead. i dont really see how he fits in the story after the war againt the aotd.

lyanna, if for some godly reason jorah doesn’t die then she will, but i dont really see it.

gilly and little sam, i dont think they will die bc SOMEONE has to be happy right??? but they lack plot armor imo. i also believe its more possible that little sam dies, gilly i really think will make it.

*i did read a fan theory that she’s not running from someone/something but instead she’s running to someone/something. i can see this being the case like if she sees that they are being massacred on the field she could be running to the crypts (the very safe crypts) to save sansa or smth along those lines. if she saves sansa i don’t think my heart will be able to take it tho

bold of me to assume anyone will survive

#like ik no one gives a shit but this is my blog idgaf

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beast-bae · 8 years ago

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Sterek Fic Rec (last updated 21.2.17)

Stiles is used to selling himself to make ends meet. But it's getting harder to keep those ends meeting, and there's only so much of Stiles to go around. Until a too-fancy car shows up in his neighborhood, and he meets Derek Hale.All Derek wants is Stiles's time, someone to stay on his arm for events and smile for the cameras. It's the easiest job Stiles has ever had, the best-paying one he's ever had, and he's more than happy to sign up.Derek is everything and nothing Stiles expects him to be, with his tailored suits, sharp mind and his quiet way of caring. But it's just a job and Stiles never meant to fall in love.Hey :) because I’m always searching for new sterek fanfics on tumblr and I love seeing Sterek Fic Recs I decited to make a post with all of my favourite (can I get this word even bigger? bc I love those fics to death!) Sterek fanfics.

I will continue updating it ;) and I would really appreciate it if you could send me links to your favourite Sterek ffs <3

All of them are on Ao3! Also all of them are complete (except for Home by TheTypewriterGirl but there is only one chapter missing )!!

Also there is no specific order!

Also I try to find the authors on tumblr so you can visit them <3

This is gonna be a LOOooOOoONG post

Have fun reading :)

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Prince Among Wolves by tylerfucklin (Deshonanana) | 101k, Explict | kid fic |

Looking for full day/evening sitter. 2 twin boys age 4. Must have exp. w/werewolves. Must be human. No pedophiles. No teenage girls. Pay negotiable.

Home by TheTypewriterGirl | 160k, not finished yet 17/18!! | @stiles-and-the-sourwolf |

January seventh. Seven days since the start of 2015, and seven days since his father’s death.

The bastard, he thinks bitterly. The past year Derek Hale had made it blatantly obvious that he hated his scrawny guts, taking every given opportunity to shove him up against a wall, growl threats in his ears and roll his eyes whenever he stepped into the room, muttering some snide comment about how spastic or idiotic he was.

So why did he fucking volunteer to take him in?

Move a Mountain by ZainClaw | 69k, Explict | road trip/biker fic | @zainclaw |

Stiles goes camping with his friends in New Mexico after graduation where they befriend a biker gang led by Derek: a guy whom Stiles can’t decide if he will be either relieved or devastated to never see again once their week is up.

my wings a hurricane by kellifer_fic | 20k | dracon fic | @kellifer-k |

Stiles had been like any other kid growing up in the era of dragons. He'd watched the cartoons, the news stories, had the lunch box. When his screening at Beacon Hills High had come up negative, he'd been disappointed but unsurprised. His positive results were returned three years too late for it to be in any way convenient or cool.

Or, the one where they ride dragons.

Fly a Little Faster by mirrorkill | 32k | time travel fic | @mirrorkill |

Everyone knows when you go back in time, you shouldn't step on an ant, just in case you accidentally kill your own grandparent or something. But what happens when you go back in time and, uh, accidentally interrupt the one event that apparently made the Grumpiest Alpha in Town into a ball of mindless manpain?

Well, if Marty McFly can do it, so can Stiles Stilinski. All he has to do is get Derek and Paige to fall in love before he gets pulled back to his own time. And before he makes anything worse. That's easy as pie, right? Right?

Sweeter Than a Cherry Pie by kitsunequeen | 5k | pretend relationship | @stilesbansheequeen |

When Cora asks Stiles to be her pretend boyfriend for a New Year's family dinner, he figures he can do a friend a favor. When he hooks up with an incredible guy, Derek, the night before, only to wake up alone in the morning, he supposes he can handle that too. But when he shows up at Cora's house and Derek turns out to be her brother, well... that's a bit of a bigger problem.

Hale of a time by jamesm97 | 3k | halebait!stiles |

Stiles knows that his werewolf family are acting weird around him, not that that's strange they are werewolves after all but they don't know that he knows they are. They seem to be getting progressively touchy feely as his 16th birthday approaches.

HALEBAIT! STILES STILINSKI - where all the Hales are attracted to Stiles, but only one of them is insanely in love & lust with him

Settle down by wearing_tearing, whatthehale | 153k, Explict | mpreg!!| @hoechliniseverything ( whatthehale) @dylansneck (wearing_tearing) |

Stiles is a struggling author barely making ends meet.

Derek is a successful architect whose biological clock is ticking.

Enter a surrogacy agency, two packs, and a particularly sticky and toe curling heat week and you get a match made in heaven.

Stilinski’s Home for Wayward Wolves by owlpostagain | 35k |

“At least your puppies knock first,” Stiles snorts. “Here I thought their alpha raised them to be well-mannered.”   

“There’s a sign,” Derek responds stiffly.   

Stiles, whose curiosity outweighs even his hardest of grudges, abandons his chilly façade of nonchalance in a heartbeat. He jumps right up and all but pushes Derek out of the way in his effort to get to the window, and sure enough when he leans outside there’s a laminated strip of cardstock duct taped to the vinyl siding:   

DON’T FORGET TO KNOCK Stiles gets cranky when we scare him

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Or, in which Stiles Stilinski moves to Beacon Hills for his junior year of high school and accidentally adopts a pack of teenage werewolves.

I Was Present While You Were Unconscious by CharWright5 | 19k, Mature | @kitstiles |

Stiles had often thought about how he'd meet his soul mate, the literal muscular man of his dreams. He just didn't ever imagine finding him on Facebook where a friend had shared a news article about a werewolf John Doe in a coma after a car wreck four hours out of town. And he also didn't expect to bond and fall in love with the guy's family before ever saying two words to him out loud.

But Not With Haste by uraneia | 21k, Explict | x-man AU |

It's been years since Derek escaped from the hunters who killed his family and bound him in his human form. He travels solo, never staying in one place, keeping under the radar--until a skinny, smart-mouthed kid stows away in the back of his truck.

Four months ago Stiles's first kiss put his best friend in a coma. His dad gave him a couple hundred bucks and a hug and told him to run. By the time Stiles witnesses the cage fighter known as Wolverine take out a shotgun and its wielder with his bare hands, he's got a plan. He knows there's a school in New York for kids like him. All he has to do is get there.

OR, in which Derek is the werewolf version of Wolverine and Stiles is Rogue and the plot of X-Men progresses accordingly, with a few notable deviations.

Cornerstone by Vendelin | 84k, Explict | @ljummen |

Suffering from PTSD, ex-Marine Derek Hale moves back to Beacon Hills to open a bookshop and find a calmer life. That’s where he meets Stiles, completely by accident. Stiles is talkative, charming and curious. Somehow, despite the fact that he’s blind, he’s able to read Derek like no one else.

just to know your name by bibliosexual | 3k | @bibliosexxual |

They're about fifteen minutes into the Skype call on Tuesday night when this guy wanders straight out of one of Derek’s wet dreams and into the frame, wearing nothing but black boxer briefs and a tight grey Guns N’ Roses tee. He’s lithely muscled, with a cute upturned nose and some of the most beautiful bone structure Derek has ever seen. Derek can see his nipples through his shirt. He feels all the blood in his body rushing to his dick.

“There should be a note about that on page nineteen,” Scott is saying, distantly, while Mystery Guy yawns adorably, nose scrunching, and runs a hand through his messy hair. He looks like he’s totally oblivious to Scott’s webcam, or to Scott. He looks like he just woke up. He looks like something out of an underwear ad, or softcore porn.

Mystery Guy bends down, thigh muscles flexing, and starts digging through Scott’s dresser drawers for a pair of sweatpants. Scott doesn’t ever turn around. He just keeps talking about… something. Something unimportant.

Mystery Guy has a mole high up on the back of his right thigh and Derek wants to lick it.

Bite Down Hard by KuriKuri | 26k, Explict | @authorkurikuri

For a moment, Derek can’t breathe.Because moles aren’t the only thing marring the pale skin of Stiles’ neck. Oh no, that’s –– that’s a bond bite. A bond bite which Stiles definitely did not have yesterday, and which appears to have roughly the same dimensions as Derek’s own mouth.Shit.

(Or: In which Secret Service Agent Derek Hale accidentally gets bonded to First Son Stiles Stilinski. Oops.)

Tangled Up In You by Morgana, Winchesterek | 105k, Explict | BDSM! | @sterekbros

Something is missing from Stiles’ sex life. Maybe it’s the fact that none of his partners share any of his kinks. While doing laundry over Thanksgiving break at Berkeley, Scott finds a flyer adverting, “WALK ON THE WILD SIDE! LET US TAKE YOU INTO THE DARKNESS AND BRING YOU SAFELY OUT AGAIN! EXPERIENCE PLEASURE AND PAIN AT THE HANDS OF ONE OF OUR EXPERIENCED, DISCREET PROFESSIONALS.” Stiles thinks it’s his kinda thing, but doesn’t have the money to pay for a session. Scott offers, only if Stiles refrains from telling him all about his kinky needs, so Stiles agrees. Enter Derek Hale, professional dominant. Stiles has his first session with Derek and can’t get enough (plus, Derek is HOT and Stiles just wants him all for himself).

It’s a Schlong Story by floatingstark | 33k, Explict | ex-porn star Derek |

"Do you like him?"

"Of course I do, he’s great!"

"Then what is the fucking problem?"

"My dick!"

-or-

Ex-Porn Star Derek Hale has a lot of issues but Ice Cream Parlor Owner Stiles Stilinski is not one of them.

I Might Be A Fool by prettylittlementirosa | 35k, Explict| College AU | @bisexualbcky

The thing about Stiles, though, is that for him, turned on and angry are not mutually exclusive feelings. He may be painfully hard but that doesn’t mean he’s not also ready to strangle Derek for having the audacity to act like this is something that’s happening to him, not something that is almost entirely his fault. So when Derek let’s out what must be his hundredth long-suffering sigh, Stiles snaps.

(or the one that was supposed to be a GRΣΣK AU but is mostly just a study in the gratuitous and inconsistent use of punctuation)

Expiration Dates by KaliopeShipsIt | 227k, Mature | mpreg! | @kaliopeshipsit

When 13-year old orphaned Derek Hale tests positive as a male carrier, his newly appointed guardian and uncle Peter uses his influence to make the test result go away, aware that in their deeply carrier-phobic society his nephew’s status could prove to be the downfall of the family company.

16 years later Derek is pressured into firing eight months-pregnant Danny Mahealani, creating a publicity scandal that, as the Equal Rights for Carriers movement gains more and more ground, results in an unprecedented media outrage targeted towards Hale & Argent Publishers.

A very reluctant Derek finds himself forced into defending his company’s prejudiced views on national television, facing off in heated debates against Stiles Stilinski, a guy he happened to have a one-night stand with months ago and has been pining over ever since. Stiles is a disgruntled former Hale & Argent employee, a staunch supporter of the ERC movement, he hates everything Derek stands for … and, courtesy of an expired condom, he’s also, unknowingly, the father of the child Derek wasn’t even aware he could carry in the first place.

Between Dusk and Dawn by impalagirl, wilddragonflying | 19k, Mature| vampire fic |

He's in the middle of a crowded bar when he smells it. For the first time in fifty years, Stiles Stilinski's mouth begins to water, and he's suddenly on high alert, twisting in his seat to scan the room with sharp eyes. Of course, it doesn't take long to spot him. He's as gorgeous as ever, tall and broad with dark hair and light eyes. He's wearing glasses this time, and damn, he looks good with a beard. Stiles had almost forgotten that; it's been so long since he's seen him with more than yesterday's stubble.

Marks and Mics by DLanaDHZ | 70k, Mature | Soulmate AU | @dlanadhz

Hale siblings Derek and Laura have been hired to run security for Stiles Stilinski's music tour. Business as usual, except someone is trying really hard to prove they're incapable and hurt Stiles. Derek finds himself curious about Stiles' bitter attitude and a strange illness that plagues the singer. And on top of that, Derek's soulmate remains elusive.

I Hunt For You With Bloody Feet by CharWright5 | 200k, Explict | SoulmateAU Stillinski Twins | @kitstiles

“Mates don't always mean happy ever after.”

When twenty-year-old born omega werewolf Stiles Stilinski received that cryptic email from his twin brother—who'd been missing for two years exactly—in a language the two of them had made up, his drive to find Stuart is doubled. The search leads him to Oak Creek, the most secured and heavily fortified city in all of California, where he finds that not only is his brother dead, but also the literal alpha of his Dreams in Derek Hale—who just happens to be his twin's Mate and the main suspect in Stiles' eyes. Despite an agreement to fight mutual feelings, the two are still drawn to each other as they try to solve the case themselves, uncovering a plot that goes deeper than the murder of just one wolf.

Hidden Omega by Akinasky | 107k, Explict | College fic |

As Stiles leaves for college, he must hide who he really is and then he meets his roommate and likes him ... a lot only there is no chance for him to fill the needs that Stiles has as an Omega. Then he also finds his Alpha, Derek Hale (of course) and they all struggle to find their way and learning more about the special aspects of being an Omega and trying to have a unique relationship that will never be typical especially with Stiles, pushing and bossy Stiles as the Omega.

Fucked Up Like You by damnfancyscotch | 38k | @damnfancyscotch

The boy was dirty. Very dirty. Most likely from the trap he’d been found in, the leg snare Derek figured, even though Peter hadn’t mentioned what type of trap it was. Mud dried and flaked off in patches on his left forearm, caked into the front of his sleeveless rough-hewn tunic and threadbare pants, up from his bare feet all the way to his knees, a dark streak painting the right side of his neck and continuing up into his clumsily cut brown hair - clearly he’d done it himself with a knife and perhaps no reflective surface, though judging by his appearance, a pond or puddle could have done just fine for him. Derek realized a lot of the spots he assumed to be mud were actually moles that dotted all along the boy’s skin.

Derek watched as the boy studied him back in silence, sitting with his arms wrapped tightly around himself. He stared hard at the crescent-shaped insignia picked out in silver and green sewn onto the dark gray fabric over Derek’s heart, a slight frown wrinkling his brow. The boy had to know about the Hales if he was part of the Argent pack.

“What’s your name?”

“St… Stiles.”

I Could Be Long Gone by idratherwrite | 26k, Explict | A/B/O-Dynamics | @ashleighblogs

Humans alphas and betas are used to treating human omegas like objects. Stiles and his father have managed to hide for years the fact that Stiles is an omega. When Stiles arrives at Beacon Hills he meets one Scott McCall and his friends and family, who are hiding an even bigger secret.

It's almost everything that Stiles wants.

Baking My Way Into Your Heart by theSilence | 178k, Mature | College AU | @effinlemon |

Derek is an uptight college student, all work and no play. His carefully scheduled life is thrown kilter when his regular barista is replaced with someone new.

A Princely Claim by kaistrex (weishen) | 40k, Explict | Royal Stiles | @kaistrex

In a world where werewolves die if they’re unable to Claim their mate and to refuse them is classed as murder, Alpha Derek Hale makes his very public Claim for Crown Prince Stiles of Beacon. The Royal Family are left with no choice but to accept, no matter the Prince’s imminent marriage to Princess Lydia of Kanima, to whom he’s been betrothed since birth. After having already faced the future of one loveless marriage, Prince Stiles is determined to make things with Derek work.

Kaleidoscope by Vendelin | 54k, Explict | @ljummen

Stiles spends a year before college working at the all-night coffee shop in town. It's nice and quiet, until one dark and brooding Derek starts coming in every morning, ordering coffee so strong that it should not be fit for human consumption. Ever. Stiles tries not to be affected by the mystery guy, but it's not like anything else happens around here, so really, what did you expect? And when he's already in too deep, he realises he might even be in way over his head...

Play Crack the Sky by WeAreTheCyclones | 122k, Mature | Rock Band AU | @wearethecyclones

Excerpt from “Hale Pulls the Plug on the Future of Rock,” Rolling Stone, Issue 1203 – Oct. 2014 “Fans and music industry vets alike are left reeling in the wake of bassist Derek Hale’s sudden departure from Smokes for Harris. At a time when the foursome from Beacon Hills, California seems to be on the cusp of rock superstardom after just one double platinum record, Smokes has everything to lose.”

Excerpt from “Smokes for Harris: Gladiator,” SPIN.com – Feb. 2015 “Smokes for Harris gives in a little to the pop punk of yesteryear in their sophomore effort, but rather than pandering to fans of a lost era they elevate the genre in a way that hasn’t been seen in quite some time. Frontman Stiles Stilinski works double duty as singer and primary songwriter and proves that he can handle the task even without former bassist Derek Hale."

Grey Rainbow by LoveActually_rps | 13k, Mature | @loveactually-rps

“Stiles?” Derek glanced at Stiles’ sleeping form. He didn’t even twitch. Derek continued. “If we…” his lips curved in a fond smile, fingers moving to smooth the creases of Stiles’ eyebrows, his voice coming as whisper. “... as in, you and me - If we get a chance someday… any day, to be together, y’know? I wouldn't mind you wooing me with flowers and all that cliched romantic shit. And you can even flirt with me. I approve.” He gazed at Stiles’ calm face for a long while before drifting off into quiet slumber with the sound of Stiles’ soft snoring in the background.

[aka, after pinning for his best friend for four years, Derek learns his teenage crush is easy, but his life isn’t]

Animal Instincts by BlueRunawayMoon | 262k, Explict | 2nd part is NOT FINISHED | @

Things are not going well for Stiles. Not only is he drifting from the pack, but he cant sleep and hardly eats, and its never been more clear to him that being a human leaves him at a major disadvantage. As if things weren't bad enough, he and Malia are on the rocks, and then there is the fact that Derek wants to kill him, of course. Derek, who he dreams about every night. Derek, who is losing control of his inner wolf, when said wolf seems to want Stiles dead.

But because Stiles is the universe's bitch, a new, terrifying and seemingly unbeatable monster arrives in Beacon Hills, and the pack have no idea how to stop it. When people start going crazy and attacking others, the Pack learn the creature is involved somehow. Now, with Stiles life in jeopardy, they must find a way to cure him before its too late.

Slow burn with lots of sexual tension and build up.

*There is a Stiles/Original Character pair up, but end game is Sterek. Pinky promise :) *

Strong Alpha, Strong Pups by Snare | 7k, Explict | A/B/O -Dynamics | @4fuxake

Omegas are weak. Stiles is an Omega, but Stiles has magic. Stiles is strong.

Stiles is strong, so Alpha needs to be stronger. Strong Alpha, strong pups.

Stripped & Polished by Morgana, Winchesterek | 77k, Explict |

Stiles is 17 and he’s sick of being a virgin. The last two and a half years of trying to get laid by every guy in the school (both straight and gay) haven’t worked out and the time he came onto his long time crush Jackson Whittemore blew up in his face. That was it. He was going to go out to a club and find someone to fuck him and they would be just as good as anyone else he was trying to have sex with. He goes to Jungle to scope out his prospects.

Just to See You Again by MellytheHun | 15k, Explict | @loserchildhotpants

A sterek college!AU where writing student Stiles specializes in love letters, runs a blog about it and can be commissioned to write love letters on behalf of lovers who are at a loss for words.

He makes some cash, he’s good at what he does (especially when he gets to be a little more explicit in his letters), it pays for his textbooks and that’s all he’s really looking for and life is fine. That is, until someone anonymously commissions him to write a love letter to mathematics student, Derek Hale.

Reach Out by weathervaanes | 20k, Explict | @weathervaanes

Or, In Which Stiles Falls in Love Twice...With the Same Person

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Stiles sees the flyer on his very last day at Beacon Hills High School. It’s hanging, unassuming, in the hall near the front entrance along with bulletins and other flyers, advertisements, posters for free student concerts, but the fact that the word “sex” is written in a font two times larger than the rest of the page catches his attention.

It’s an advice hotline for a whole range of things, from teenage angst to how to deal with your parents telling you you’re adopted and a whole mess in the middle. Stiles thinks it’s funny, though, that they offer advice on sexuality and sex education. It makes sense on the one hand, since high school sex ed does jack shit for actual learning, but anyone who really wants to know stuff has an infinite source of knowledge right on their phone—the internet.

So it starts off as a joke.

What I Did On My Summer Vacation by grimm | 118k, Explict | @coyotoqueens

There's something weird about Beacon Hills that Stiles can't quite put his finger on. The way everyone in town knows his name the day he arrives. The way they insist the melancholic howling that echoes through the forest every night is just a dog. The way his dad denies getting a dog, even though Stiles comes home to find one sprawled across his bed, some big black thing whose eyes gleam red in the right light. The way that massive oak tree out in the woods vibrates under his touch, pulsing with sickly life.

There's something weird going on in this town, and Stiles is determined to get to the bottom of it.

One life stand by Vendelin | 84k, Explict | @ljummen

All Derek wants is Stiles's time, someone to stay on his arm for events and smile for the cameras. It's the easiest job Stiles has ever had, the best-paying one he's ever had, and he's more than happy to sign up.

Derek is everything and nothing Stiles expects him to be, with his tailored suits, sharp mind and his quiet way of caring. But it's just a job and Stiles never meant to fall in love.

Can’t rely on me by Littleredridinghunter | 116k |

Set at the end of season 2, Gerard beats Stiles up, but it's a lot worse than anyone knows.

The pack let him down, that's not really a surprise lately.

When Danny finds Stiles nearly bleeding to death the next day it's the start of a beautiful friendship.

Can the pack make amends before it's too late? Will Stiles ever forgive them for not being there for him when he needed them the most?

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