#exceedingly stupid hcs in this here noggin

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🤔🤔🤔 werewolf/vampire/other cryptid au

OOOOOO MY LIFEBLOOD

as far as The Boys go nathan’d be a creature from the black lagoon/killer croc style lizard/amphibian man, murderface’d be a wendigo or some kind of Bigfoot, skwisgaar would be a vampire (duh,) toki would b a werewolf (DUHHHHH,) and pickle’d be a banshee (i know theyre traditionally ladies but shh)

skwisgaar would be like a full on tom cruise blonde wig hamming it the fuck up 90s goth melodrama lestat type vampire

but if i had to make everyone vampire types toki would be very viago from what we do in the shadows, nathan is just your garden variety Dracula. he calls himself a dracula., pickles is a Cool™️ vampire; id say lost boys style but ive never seen that movie oops, murderface is the fucking daywalker and kills bad vampires with a samurai sword. charles would just be charles bc lawyers are FUCKIN BLOODSUCKERS *RIMSHOT*

skwisgaar isnt the only one allowed to get an instrument thru divine intervention so heres some fun Ideas: nathan’s voice was bequeathed upon him at age 5 by the whale prophets for doomsaying purposes, murderface beat the devil in a bass playing contest a la Scott Pilgrim the movie, pickles gets sold his drums by a goblin in a SoCal alley or something, toki’s first guitar was a gift from a nøkken. and then the nøkken gave him a big ole kiss. mwah.

barely relevant but skwisgaar and toki both say ‘sasquatch’ like bubbles from trailer park boys (bubbles is basically canadian toki anyway)

uhhh buhhhhhhhhhh

chuck, abigail and dick basically keep all evidence of supernatural activity contained within mordhaus like mulder and scully and some other dude

what if death metal was aliems all along?