#exams are such a bother

[woolying]

"You can't go back, no matter how hard you try."

[anglerflsh]

wow ive been kind of off lately I should take a day to rest an[explosion]

[hella1975]

a post about fic updates! so the fics im currently juggling are dog teeth, tams, and of course, taob. my original plan was to start posting the second installment of the dog teeth series by sometime in april, bc it's the fic im most into atm and i already have the first chapter done, i just want to bank another one or two because once i start posting it i want to KEEP posting it with regular updates, hopefully every 2 weeks like with kaiein. HOWEVER this will put my atla fics on a back burner. april is a good writing time for me (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE) bc i have the entire month off from uni to prep for may exam season, and i always want to write when im procrastinating my degree. which is. it's own thing im sure i'll graduate it's fine i'm fine. so if i focus on dog teeth, neither tams nor taob will get focus until like. june. which is par for the course with taob but im NOT happy about doing with tams.

SO my thought process was i can either be normal about this and just accept it's literally my final year at uni and im trying to graduate and it doesn't matter if updates are slow on ANY fics, or i can do my usual and implement an insane deadline that i somehow always make by the skin of my teeth. can you guess what i went with?

and thus i present unto the crowd my tentative plan: have the next taob chapter done by middle of april (im aware this is quite hand-wavey but it gives me a month to work with, so in my head this means anything between april 10th-20th), have the next tams chapter done by the end of april, and dog teeth can follow.

[vse-kar-vem]

together in every universe. or something

[thistransient]

recent sights

[brrrkdslek]

"JEONG YUNHO YOU DICK, PLAY THE GODDAMN GAME!" you screamed and thrashed around as yunho cackled in the back, dropping his controller as you kept on dying in overcooked.

you yelled and kicked his head when the rice overcooked, burning the kitchen slowly. "DUDE GET THE EXTINGU- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?" yunho had tearts coming out of his eyes as he spun around with the fire extinguisher still in his hand, "HA! god, i-i can't fucking breathe...!"

"OF COURSE YOU CAN'T, OUR KITCHEN IS BURNING DOWN!" you tried pushing yunho as he kept spinning with the extinguisher in hand. you huffed as the 'time's up!' screen appears and threw the controller towards his head as the results which consists of 40 failed orders and 0 orders turned in.

"y/n...!" yunho called for you with his hand holding his stomach as you stomped into your shared bedroom, not even being able to get up from his fetal position on the ground at how hard he was laughing. you reminded yourself to never play games with yunho ever again.

[annoying-moth]

Okay so I looked up how old the eggs were/are in order to draw them better and–

HOLY SHIT

Tilin and trump only lived for 10 days, 10 Days.

Less than a month, less than the time spent on purgatory- juanaflippa also only lived for 11 days. They are younger than sunny, em and pepito. Bobby only lived a little bit more than a month. Tallulah is only 12 days younger than the original eggs-

Like, I'm so shocked but also‐ excited to rethink their designs >:]]

(This is their ages in order btw for those who want to know, this is done with the help of the wiki and my math skillz)

-Chayanne, Leo, dapper, ramon = older than 8 months/ 242 days (day 13 - day 255)

-Tallulah = older than 8 months/ 230 days (day 25 - day 255)

-Richarlyson = older than 8 months/ 215 days (day 40 - day 255)

-Pomme = older than 7 months/ 199 days (day 56 - day 255)

-Sunny, Em, Pepito = less than a month/ 13 days (day 242 - day 255)

-Juanaflippa = less than a month/ 11 days (day 13 - day 24 )

-Tilin, Trump = less than a month/ 10 days (day 13 - day 23)

[lesbianyosano]

thinking about them always

[soukeyed]

posting these b4 theyre lost to my art folders .. had a lot of fun revisiting these designs :)

[yarpharp]

hey im back again barely a few days later and like.... okay so Astarion is Fucked Up™. But also, to be further Fucked Up (depending on whether you want this to be official canon or just leave it as old content Larian left out) Astarion was a fucking MAGISTRATE of Baldur's Gate pre-vampirism?

Depending on how you want to interpret this, that can mean a number of things. One: He was the equivalent of a sitting judge in Baldur's Gate courts. Astarion was an elf of 39 WITH THE POLITICAL AND JUDICIAL HEFT OF THE CITY AT HIS NIMBLE FINGERTIPS. Two: He was the equivalent of a prosecutor in Baldur's Gate courts. That means he was 39 and a goddamn lawyer. Three: He was the equivalent of a specialized judge, a "judge of inquiry." Four: He was a state/city-appointed official that handled population information, public registers, and acted as a public notary.

Either way, it's hard to listen to this possible-backstory of his life pre-turning and not go "Cazador..... You are a disgusting piece of shit. Absolutely vile. But also..... you turned a perfectly smart and possibly very able-bodied city official with political power into a goddamn enslaved prostitute? Other than the fact you are clearly a sick son of a bitch, you are also an fucking moron for letting that kind of talent rot."

I mean, Astarion as you meet him is not stupid. He's honestly worryingly smart and perceptive (generally, if the dice rolls are kind), and his ability to hoodwink people into thinking he's just some shallow vapid bloodsucker is quite the intricate little disguise. It's been his defense mechanism for over 200 years, but it might also hint at the fact he's generally quite good at running verbal circles around people. It deeply upsets me to think this elf had a very impressive career for an elf of 39 (not even out of immaturity by elven standards! Not even 100! He still had his elf baby name!) and was debased so fucking horribly. And sure, there's some other content attached to this possible-backstory. Hints that he was a "morally-questionable" magistrate, willing to take bribes or look the other way in some cases. But that doesn't mean he didn't have to learn ALL OF THE LAW required to have his city-appointed station, ALL OF THE EDUCATION. The man had to have been from a reasonably reputable background to even afford that kind of education. Higher class, certainly. The way he speaks is enough of an indication.

Idk i'm ranting. Lowkey more reasons to slaughter Cazador; fucker ruined the life of a goddamn Magistrate elf who was insanely young to have such a high position in city government. (if you vibe with that discarded canon. I personally think it fits him well and just lump it in anyway)

[rin-the-shadow]

So going back on my "What if Robin and the Riddler had to team up because Batman was incapacitated?" bullshit again. But since the original image that inspired it was the one of Riddler and Molly (in disguise as Robin) wearing helmets in the car, I am now envisioning this:

Riddler: *Giddily climbing into the driver's side of the vehicle*

Robin: "...Are you sure you should be the one driving?"

Riddler: "Of course. You don't have a license, do you, Boy Wonder?"

Robin: "I have a learner's permit."

Riddler: *triumphantly raising a finger.*

Riddler: "Ah, but you do not have a licensed driver in the car, and unlike you, I have no qualms about breaking the law!"

Robin: *snaps fingers in annoyance*

Robin: "Holy misdemeanor!"

[redgoldblue]

i'm. sobbing [x]

[caffeine-high]

they deserve to find love (again)

[importantdestinydefendor]

One of my projects is done!

I love when artist make OC drawing memes and since I'm starting to be more active on my blog with my art, I want to catch up on some of them so...

Here, have this "Draw your OC as..."-Reel as a mini comic with Azar! (can we even call this a comic?)

And some close ups

The only thing that I'm still unsure about is the backdrop colurs... But the rest? Man, was it fun to do!

Hope you guys like it as much as i do!

[baekhyunsbestie]

hello! i really like your fics 🥵

i just saw him in latex gloves and it made my mind go crazy.. like… imagine gynaecologist!Baekhyun, examining the reader with his slender fingers ahh it’d be pure heaven 😇

(sorry if it’s weird, i hate my mind too)

hahahaha thank u for loving my fics, babie! <3 :') omg YES the latex gloves and the doctor coat had me 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 wow i kinda need to write gynecologist!baekhyun asap

[aromanticgarbage]

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